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2011-05-24T01:05:00.001-04:00

Funeral for a Friend: Obama Puts His Mentor to Rest – Or Does He?

2011-05-05T16:26:00.002-04:00

Things weren’t exactly looking up for the Husseinenites.

Their leader, B. Hussein Obama, had already accomplished his overarching goal of his “administration”: Destroying The American Economy through raw socialist power grabbing and the metaphorical burning of a thousand crisp American flags. Humiliatingly, the American people properly denounced him for dirtying his knees in front of red china all the while his clown cabinet undid their trousers and poked Uncle Sam’s eyeball, in-out, in-out. His ratings were low, sure, but there were still enough Illegal Mexicans, racist blacks and community organizers sucking the fat tit of the prosperous, freedomous American taxpayer to keep his Rasmussen numbers hovering above the 20 percent range.

As your food prices went up, B. Hussein Obama and the hatists he coddles in Washington printed more money to fund abortions overseas, strip The Troops of body armor, and provide Lavish Michelle with more buttery corn on the cob than she knew what to do with, all the while telling Lil’ Cal he’s a fat fuck, through her mind control social program.

Even narcissistic marriage vows-killer John Edwards was starting to look like a viable alternative to the commie psycho we’ve got ruling the country with a hateful fist.

Then came American Hero Donald Trump, a man who embodies the American dream, a man who has made a fortune after growing up poor, kindly gives to charity and entertains Americans through his freedomous casinos and reality television entertainment. This man went where the lamestream media would not: He hit Obama on his fake birth certificate. After pounding and pounding, with the supposed-president laughing off Trump’s correct accusations, the White House quickly doctored up a phony, Photo-shopped document worthy of treason charges against the United States of America. Numerous sources, including the Freedom Brothers and now-Patriotic Alex Jones, have shown the “document” to be a fraud.

And as Hussein’s approvals hit rock bottom, he decided to one-up the Real Rebel Billionaire, interrupt his patriotic television show on Sunday, and announce to the world that, due to President Bush’s correct torture policies and ongoing Freedom War in the Middle East, that bin Laden had been killed.

Call Freedom Eagle less than impressed.

It’s been well established that B. Hussein Obama not only was trained by Muslim Extremists as a bratty child, but may have had a leading role in the attacks on 9/11. (One at least can’t help but wonder if the New Black Panther-esque president, who admittedly hates and ridicules police officers, got his Islamic, Marxist, porn-love friends to initiate 9/11 as the path to eliminating police officers and firefighters in New York City, the location of his fake college, Columbia, where he was regularly “busted” for smoking chronic and snorting cocaine.)

So, why would Hussein want to take out Bin Laden, a man he trusts and loves?

Freedom Fighter Pamela Geller has the source. The "Change Sucka" was forced to go after the terrorists under threat of a freedomous military coup. (Food for thought: What’s the greater good, taking bin Laden or Obama?)

We believed the story. Still might. But it seems something more sinister is at play, and we’ll get right to it: Is Osama bin Laden really dead, or is he working in cahoots with the Obama Administration’s traitors, thieves and burglars? After all, with his entire administration and career already gone to hell in a socialist, smurf picnic basket. So, what’s he do? Call up his Dear Friend, fake his murder, put an empty casket in a “sea” and tell the serfs everything is going to be all right.

Think Freedom Eagle is wrong? Find one piece of evidence that states otherwise. After all, why would the regime not release the photos unless there weren’t any?

Were the Freedom Brothers Wrong About Alex Jones?

2010-08-06T01:14:00.003-04:00

The Freedom Brothers wish to make an apology.

For years, Freedom Eagle and the Grizz have been slamming and ridiculing one Alex Jones, a radio host based in Austin, Texas, for claims Jones made regarding our former, honorable president, George W. Bush, a man’s man. Jones seemed to insinuate George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks. Ron Paul has repeated these accusations. Paul also believes Franklin Roosevelt was very, very good friends with Adolf Hitler and that Jewish bankers planned and executed World War II for profit.

These accusations are unforgivable.

However, Jones, today, is onto something. You see, Jones has begun exposing “president” Obama’s plans to take away your guns, unfreedomize your medicine, socialize private business and turn over the power of his presidency to the UN, New World Order and the Illuminati in order to microchip and then eliminate 80 percent of humanity.

Jones is damn right, he is.

For almost two years, B. Hussein Obama has mocked you and your family, forcing you into debt, and intentionally inflating the jobless rate to make the cowardly unemployed dependent on government. You see, the unemployed, once employable men and women looking for jobs, have become lazy, fly swatting mongloids because of the Kenyan-born usurper. Similar to the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina, the unemployed today receive more free money, benefits and food than your average American citizen. This is why they are generally extremely overweight and can recite every episode of Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns."

In many cases, American workers intentionally get themselves fired from their modestly paying job so they can make more money by sitting on their asses all day, sipping lemonade and eating the caviar they’ve bought with their food stamp debit card, or ordering pizzas on their government-given cell phones.

And the Democratic congress, shameful as they are, continue extending these unemployment benefits for the newly lazified unemployed, whose lives have become as miserable, slothen and drug-ridden as your typical underage Obama voter.

Enough is enough. And Alex Jones is doing his country a service.

Jones, before Hussein was sworn into office, released “The Obama Deception,” a feature-length, high-definition documentary explaining how B. Hussein is actually a secret agent for the Israeli shadow government – the illuminati – and had many homosexual relationships in his past, including with his former reverend, Reverend “God damn America” Wright.

As a sociopath, Obama has had most of the homosexuals, with whom he’s had homosexual intercourse with, murdered. These include many men inside Hussein’s racist, radical, segregated parish. And besides Wright, only one of Obama’s many partners has survived: Larry Sinclair. And Sinclair wrote a book about it. A book you should read, as the Freedom Brothers did, as Alex Jones did.

Alex Jones is an asset to the country.

The Freedom Brothers now believe – as we believe Jones believes – that B. Hussein Obama was the real government culprit behind those terrible attacks on September 11, 2001. The facts are there:

• Obama is a Muslim extremist born in Kenya, a Muslim country.
• B. Hussein Obama has an extreme hatred toward police officers (many of whom were killed on 9/11), as was documented when he called a Boston police officer “stupid” then ridiculed the Irish cop by offering to get him drunk.
• B. Hussein Obama is so egotistical, he wrote a book about himself in his 30s. Men this egotistical are often mad with rage, as B. Hussein Obama was at America his whole life, as documented in “Dreams of My Father,” a book in which Hussein claims to love his father, even though his father killed himself while drunk driving.
• B. Hussein Obama was advised by the Fort Hood shooter – a Muslim extremist terrorist – during his presidential campaign and ensuing electioneering.
• B. Hussein Obama was more concerned with getting a healthcare death bill passed than he was in extending the Bush tax cuts, which created a growth economy. The healthcare death bill will lead to the rationing of healthcare as well as death panels and, very likely, forced abortions.
• B. Hussein Obama’s stimulus package has resulted in funding scientific experiments and will not create a single permanent job. Scientific experiments are often conducted by those who do not believe in the Creator, God.
• B. Hussein Obama has never visited Ground Zero.

The facts are there and we’re ready to listen to Jones rescind his former statements about Lil’ Cal’s hero, President Bush. Did B. Hussein Obama have a hand in the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001? All evidence points to yes. And Jones has helped release this evidence. Alex Jones, the Freedom Brothers thank you.

Murder-Death-Kill: The Demolition Man Comes in the Form Of U.S. “Healthcare” Legislation

2010-03-23T22:49:00.005-04:00

It’s happened.

B. Hussein Obama and his comrades in the U.S. totalitarian parliament have officially watched the final bubble float to the top of the toilet in which they’ve been holding the American peoples’ collective heads.

And now it’s time to rape the corpse.

In what should be God’s day – Sunday – the American Communist Party forced the religious, Flag saluting members of congress – Republicans – to leave their caring, loving families behind and vote on B. Hussein’s healthcare death bill. And Republicans, for their part, did all they could to stop the iniquitous death panels, publicly funded infanticide, rationed care, death camps, poisoning our military through death books, and forced, caged internment of conservatives.

Representing the nerophelic wing of America, democrats nefariously laughed as their 2,000 pages of evil were shoved further down America’s throats, vote by murderous vote, until the reverse-racists, bigots, and anti-family zealots reached the inevitable 217 – exactly the number of Americans citizens who’ll be left with their freedom after B. Hussein’s little-reported 2011 “happening.” That is, the day those of us who oppose this illegal legislation are kidnapped by B. Hussein’s brownshirts and forced to shovel shit at FEMA re-education sites while we listen to Maoist progaganda (or as B. Hussein calls it, “Easy listening”) until our hearts stop beating due to exhaustion.

But hey, it’s all part of “progress,” right?

Nancy Pelosi’s broom couldn’t be reached for comment as it accompanied her to the plastic surgeon subsequent to shoving each and every page into the stomach and lungs of the limp American populace, laying solemn on the tiled floor, its bowels loosening.

Harry Reid is shrugging off his 8% approval rating, knowing he’ll be voted out come November – because to them, the socialist Republic is bigger than one man. It’s about slavery, reparations, disciplining hard work and getting on your knees for communist China.

It’s about wiping out civilization as we know it.

Reid, whose fetish for allowing “doctors” to shove knives through newborn’s tiny faces is well documented, wiped off, spit, and gave his best European soccer impression, shattering the already deteriorating ribcage.

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Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but shed a tear as Lil’ Cal sat on his lap and asked what the Hitlerian legislation meant. “It means,” I told him, “the end of America as we know her.”

“But Dad,” he asked, distressed, “Can’t…can’t we stop it? Don’t we have a choice?”

“In a dictatorship,” I answered, “there is no choice.”

Scott Brown - A Man's Man Sent From Above To Reform America

2010-01-20T22:31:00.014-05:00

Sometimes it takes liberal filth to right the wrongs they helped create.

On Tuesday, the people of Massachusetts proceeded to wipe their grease-stained mouths and shove three prongs straight into B. Hussein’s government takeover healthcare death bill.

American Hero Scott Brown – excuse Freedom Eagle, Senator Scott Brown – has ridden a wave of revolt straight into the senate seat of former drunken libtarded rape enabler Ted Kennedy. The irony, of course, being that Kennedy had been trying to personally fit your daughter for a full body cast most of his adult life, and, looking up at his former country from the center of the earth, he’s likely weeping to himself in between hot iron pokes and using his girth to shove a giant rock up a hill.

Sorry, Ted. America will keep her private, freedomous doctors.

Since The Freedom Brothers began taking time off to care for our families (Lil’ Cal is up to 15 pull ups in 45 seconds!), B. Hussein’s illegal “presidency” has been sent straight to Kennedy’s fiery studio apartment. After bailing out and taking over the banking system, the Husseinenites gave the taxpayer’s money to big auto, big labor, and took away our sons’ and daughters’ body armor in Afghanistan, enabling the terrorists.

Unemployment is up because of Hussein’s radical agenda, and it’s becoming harder and harder for Americans to practice religion in their homes and places of worship because of his brown shirt “canvassers.” The liberal media’s inflated polls and misleading headlines can’t spin this presidency into the positive and the ski mask-sporting radical Muslim occupying the White House knows it.

But in 2010, Republicans are back in business – and business is booming.

It’s been well established that B. Hussein and members of his campaign were in touch with both the Fort Hood shooter and the Detroit airline bomber before, during, and after the terrorist incidents. John McCain warned Americans of what it would mean should former, current, and future domestic terrorist Bill Ayers became a White House adviser – but did you listen, America? No.

Glenn Beck told us what to expect should we let a man who bathed with Indonesians and bows to the East each and every afternoon get hold of the red button.

The Freedom Brothers told you what the Islamic socialism studied under the personal teachings of Malcolm X meant for America – but America, you failed. You let the potential anti-Christ from hell steal the election from the grasp of a war hero and beautiful female moose hunter.

That’s why Freedom Eagle can’t help but to praise the socialist housewives and pot smoking, unemployed vegans of Massachusetts who – for just a moment – saw what they’d done to this country in 2008 and voted for a handsome, presidential-looking strict constitutionalist Senator Scott Brown in 2010.

Like a vast majority of Americans, Scott Brown is a conservative Republican. He’s vowed to toss a grenade at Obama’s healthcare death bill. He will lower the deficit, increase employment, and personally grab the pen from the oval office hostage-taking Kenyan, should the imposter decide to sign another anti-American spending bill. Most importantly, Senator Brown has a record of voting to protect our soldiers in the warzone – be it in Iraq or the womb.

With 41 votes in the senate, Republicans are stronger than ever. They’ve made a laughing stock out of “Diapers” Biden and created an atmosphere that’ll have Michelle Obama back to searching Craigslist classifieds to keep her family afloat in 2013, screaming at her deadbeat, unshaven, unemployed husband still spending the former family fortune on cocaine and chronic he admitted to abusing in his anti-American “memoirs.”

In Defense Of Militias

2009-03-30T22:33:00.007-04:00

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we're at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people - it's like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution -- where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It's there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”

Lil Cal: An American Asks Of Socialism

2009-02-18T11:29:00.002-05:00

“Daddy, why is he giving our money to people who don’t work?”

Yesterday, as B. Hussein signed the infamous spending bill, I had to explain to my son, Calvin, one of the hardest things a parent will ever have to clarify.

I’ve raised him well. We work out together in Freedom Eagle’s finished basement on my Total Gym and Nordic Flex. We fix each others’ protein shakes, we’ve gone through 58 cut-outs of “Osama: Wanted Dead or Alive” posters for our punching bags, and I’ve taken him to work so he can see his father in action, striving toward the American dream.

But he’s also seen the dark side of American life. He’s seen the drifters, the bums, the welfare mothers, the democrats rotating through their Obama T-shirts. He’s watched MSNBC.

So, I’m at a loss when my son asks me about the new Swedish model of American life. The America where our president, acting as a sissified Robin Hood, takes away Calvin’s father’s money and gives it to those very drifters, bums, welfare queens, and Disney Worlders who will spend their massive tax-cuts on more Obama T-shirts, gold-plated hubcaps for their Pontiacs, and cheap street drugs.

B. Hussein’s distrust in the flag, the military, the American way of life: It goes further than we can ever imagine. Our new supposed president has deep roots in hatred of American values. He has bathed in Indonesia with fellow Muslims and black power enthusiasts.

But people try to act with an open mind about our traitor-in-chief. They say that I, too, will learn not to blame my fraudulent Kenyan-born president. They say, sure, his father may have been Malcolm X. He may have been raised by a series of Marxist radicals, and his mother may have been a loosey goosey. But he is still human. His hatred of American values is seeded in his father’s abandonment, his step-father’s abandonment, and his mother’s abandonment while he was busy throwing his grandparents under the bus.

Freud might say, Hussein’s anti-Americanism is not his fault – completely.

But Freedom Eagle laughs. When B. Hussein takes a wrecking ball to Our American values, the Ayn Rand objectivist in me blames him. B. Hussein: You are responsible for your own destiny. You are responsible for the hatred you bring this country. You are responsible for demolishing the American family and the eventual flush that will send America spinning down a toilet the same way John Edwards flushed his wife’s cancer-stricken heart like it were cockied paper.

So when Lil’ Cal asks me the tough questions, I have to answer him the way I know best. I tell him his president – No longer President Bush – hates Lil’ Cal and all those hard-working, resilient kids whose parents have also worked through thick and thin to get where they are. His president – B. Hussein Obama – dreams of a society in which the poor, the lazy, the faked-handicapped, they stay at home all day drinking lemonade and sucking sugar cubes watching Jerry Springer. The rich – the ones with the wealth – we’re forced to slave at work for 12 hours every day – including weekends when Freedom Eagle and Lil’ Cal throw a football. Then we sign over all our hard-earned dough at gunpoint to those individuals sitting in the air conditioning, smoking Marxist Cuban cigars.

And when Lil’ Cal asks: “How do we stop him from doing that, Dad?” I answer in the way I know best: We pray for a miracle.

First 17 Days: Change You Will Submit To

2009-02-05T20:16:00.005-05:00

17 days.

That’s how long it took America to go from prosperous, abortion-eradicatng, land of pick-up trucks and beer to B. Hussein Obama’s comradical socialist dictatorship, where wombed infants are slaughtered by the dozens, and children are taught to not love.

First B. Hussein tried to pick a street fight (reminiscent of his days where, he claims, he lived “in the hood smoking chronic”) with American Hero Rush Limbaugh. Why, you ask? Because the talk radio king patriotically stated his own American values and wished for B. Hussein’s Stalinist values to be defeated by an informed American public. Handily, Limbaugh won the bout.

Then the man who once claimed a newborn child is “punishment” for a woman tried to shove billions of dollars of eugenic spending down our throats – with our own money. Republicans rightly heaved Hussein and Pelosi’s faces into the mud after that one, and Courageous Senator Jim DeMint called them out for their foolhardiness. “How in the world does STD research create jobs? Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want to know [since STDs are God’s punishment for having sinful sex before marriage],” said his aide.

Then, B. Hussein signed a socialist child healthcare act into place, much to the dismay of conservatives all over the country. And much to the dismay of those children who will be forced to choose an untrained government doctor over their own pediatrician whom they already know good and well.

Freedom Eagle wonders: Why do you, B. Hussein, get to dictate the health of MY child? Is it because you’re scared that when Lil’ Cal turns 18, he’ll pull the lever for the Pro-American candidate, rather than your anti-American wife, when she inevitably tries to step into the gigantic shoes of Bill Clinton’s hag?

17 days.

That’s how long it took for democratic Traitors to begin introducing the Fairness Doctrine, effectively duct-taping the mouths and jailing American heroes like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter. For those of you who don’t know, the “Fairness Doctrine” is neither fair, nor a doctrine. It is a law passed under tyrannical dicatators most often, designed to push a pro-liberal government message from the media, rather than a free-speech, conservative message. In other words, Hussein plans on flooding the airwaves with Soviet-esque propaganda, telling you his stimulus bill isn’t the beginnings of a welfare state from sea to shining sea. Eventually, Hussein falsely believes, you’ll believe his dark, slasher-film-esque image of American life.

Last but not least, New York democratic Representative Jose Serrano recently began holding hearings to quietly evaporate the 22nd amendment, which limits presidents to two terms. It was created after FDR (a good friend of Stalin) was elected president for four terms, raised taxes, and unconstitutionally stole the American people’s gold from underneath their beds. Jose Serrano (d-NY) wishes, with his sodomous constitutional amendment, to make B. Hussein “President for Life.” His words, not mine.

Have no doubt: B. Hussein is a dictator and will do whatever he can to remain as such. It took him 17 days to distort the patriotic words of the Patriot Act to stop FBI agents from performing searches on well-known terrorist suspects. He’s closed Club Gitmo and is instead bringing the terrorists here to walk Our streets, play games on Our farms, buy Our guns, and serve hamburgers to Our Children (The Ones We Love) to stock up inflated dollars for their coming "New 9/11".

He wants you afraid.

That way, he can do what he wants, when he wants. When the American public objects, he will repeat the phrase he knows best: “I won,” when, in fact, he should be saying, “I stole election, fair and square. And now the American people have to deal with my broad, ridiculous call for ‘change’.”

Remember, B. Husseinites and Disney Worlders: you asked for change. He’s going to give it to you on a silver platter. And if you don’t like it, his gulags will also be a form of “change” you can believe in.

17 days. Having fun yet?

Palin to libs: I'm Not Going Anywhere

2009-01-10T22:19:00.009-05:00

There are so few true Americans left.

The Mighty George Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh.

The list goes on. But it is short. Many Great Americans like the Honorable Tom Delay, Norm “You Can Count On Me, Israel” Coleman, Generous Fundraiser Jack Abramoff, and Truth Prophet Matt Drudge have been successfully marginalized by the liberal, racist media. They forced a small minority of once-smart Americans to vote for B. Hussein Obama. Then they reported that the black Muslim had won by 10pm on November 4th – though he had not – and not even fair, balanced media outlets like Fox News and Red State could stop these false reports.

Somewhere, Goebbels is laughing his ass off.

But one American is not being marginalized. She won’t leave without a fight. And when the time comes – 2012 – B. Hussein will get round two from Sarah Palin. And he will spend the final year of his fraudulent presidency biting the pillow as she physically abuses this racist Muslim extremist psychopath.
Speaking with documentarian John Zeigler, Palin rightfully slaughtered the media machine, run by the same communists who started terrorist organizations in the 60s, encouraging African American communities to burn down entire blocks of cities and flip cars.

“It's a sad state of affairs in the world of the media today, mainstream media especially, if they're going to rely on anonymous bloggers for their hard news information. Very scary,” Palin prophesized. “Reporters, especially, not taking one extra step to get to the facts and report the facts, but instead continuing to spread things that are not true.”

She’s damn right she is.

The Freedom Brothers, Herb Denenberg, Sean Hannity, and a host of other fair media outlets have been saying this for some time now. We believe that most outlets are not reporters in any sense of the word. They are liberal spokesmen. They are liars, and because they encourage the withdrawal of Iraq and Afghanistan on a massive scale, they are also cold-blooded murderers, wishing Al Qaeda to slaughter Free Iraqis once peacekeeping forces leave because they hate George W. Bush. They wash the feet of radicals like Bill Ayers. The cuddle Osama Bin Laden, saying he deserves anything besides an alive burial or the swallowing of a pinless grenade. They believe an Islamic hatist who actually denounced his country shortly after his Kenyan birth deserves the highest office in our country.

When the history books are written of Our time, they will first blame the Supreme Court for not putting B. Hussein on trial after stealing an election he wasn’t eligible to compete in in the first place. This is the same Supreme Court that didn’t eliminate Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living Wife’s Husband after he was impeached for unspeakable crimes. They have held up infanticide and have stated they will allow B. Hussein to extend human harvesting laws, including post-birth abortions and forced suicides of our elderly veterans. And for these crimes, even the Honorable justices like Scalia and Roberts are to blame – and upon their deaths, The Freedom Brothers hope they bring a blanket and pillow for their eternity in purgatory.

Sarah Palin, according to Zeigler, is the “real deal.” She was admittedly – like the vast majority of Americans – horrified that a sketch comedy wench like Tiny Fey could insult our Once-Future-Vice President by putting on her false impression freakshow for late night television sidekicks. Not to mention our intelligence. She called out hateologist social climber Katie Couric (who is not even a licensed journalist, like Freedom Eagle and The Grizz) for asking unfair “gotcha” questions during her…well, I guess you could call it an interview. It was more of Couric’s attempt to kiss the ring of George Soros and Hanoi Jane Fonda so she could one day participate in their tofu parties. “Katie,” Palin proclaimed to Zeigler, “you're not the center of everybody's universe.”

Perhaps if America believes she wants to be back on track in four years (after The Republicans have taken back Congress with a 2010 electoral powerslam) we will, this time, put Palin at the top of the ticket. Because Islam is not a family value. Racist preachers are not role models. Pro-Palestinian appeasement is not going to win the ongoing war against Occupied iran. Shame on the limped fascists who are openly attempting to ruin our country. We must choose Palin in 2012. Our souls depend on it.

The Most Important Freedom Brothers Post. Ever.

2008-12-26T01:10:00.001-05:00

Cover Letter Request to refile Petition Lightfoot v Bowen with chief Justice John Roberts

Dear Justice Roberts,

This is an open cover letter and it is being posted on the Internet, you-tube and will be read on a number of radio stations, particularly radio stations around military bases, forwarded to Congress, Senate, Governors of the States and mass media. This legal action, as 20 other actions filed in the past few months is seeking Judicial intervention due to the fact that Mr. Barack Obama, whose father was a Kenyan- British citizen, is not a Natural Born Citizen and is not eligible to be the President of this country. It also states, that Mr. Obama did not prove his citizenship at all, since the state of Hawaii allows issuance of Hawaiian Birth certificates to foreign born children of Hawaiian residents and there is mounting evidence that Mr. Obama was not born in Hawaii, whereby he will not be a citizen at all. The Plaintiffs in this action are a vice-presidential candidate on the ballot, electors and voters. Majority of the plaintiffs have served years of their lives in the US military and risked their lives, pursuant to their oath to defend the Constitution of this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. The plaintiffs and other members of the US military are deeply concerned about the fact that none of the cases related to Mr. Obama’s lack of eligibility was heard on the merits.

The plaintiffs are also concerned about the following: You have recorded a program “Conversations with Chief Justice Roberts”. Numerous high schools students were flown in to DC and participated in discussion about the Constitution, law and the Supreme Court with you. This program was fully funded by the Annenberg foundation, is it clearly states on the video released, and it appears that as a Chief Justice of the Supreme court you consider Annenberg to be a reputable organization, supporting the Constitution and you support their efforts. The problem with it, is that Annenberg has been employing on their Annenberg Challenge board William Ayers, a non-repentant terrorist that participated in bombing of police headquarters in 1970, Capitol building in 1971 and Pentagon in 1972. As late as 2001, Mr. Ayers stated in NY times interview: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel I didn’t do enough”. From 1995 the chairman of Annenberg Challenge was none else, but Mr. Barack Obama. Annenberg has created an offshoot, called Factcheck.org, Annenberg political Fact check that was supposed to provide unbiased fact check. In reality Annenberg fact check has actively and intentionally defrauded American public in letting them to believe that Mr. Obama is a Natural born citizen and eligible for US presidency. Annenberg fact check intentionally omitted

1. Definition of Law of Nations (Emmerich De Vattel), stating that natural born citizen is one that is born in the country to parents, that are citizens. They omitted statement by John A Bingham, framer of the 14th amendment, stating that a natural born citizen is one that was born in the US territory to parents that don’t owe alliance to any other sovereignty. Due to the fact that Mr. Obama’s father was not a US citizen and owed allegiance to Kenya and Great Britain,� Mr. Obama did not qualify as a natural born citizen and does not qualify for presidency.
2. Fact check intentionally omitted Hawaii statue 338, that allows foreign born children of Hawaiian residence to obtain a Hawaiian certification of live birth
3. It omitted the fact that such certification can be obtained based on a statement of one relative only without any corroborating evidence.
4. It omitted the fact that there was no corroborating evidence of Mr. Obama�s birth from any hospital, nurse or hospital administrator from Hawaii , while there were numerous statements from Mr. Obama�s Kenyan grandmother, Baptist Bishop and ambassador of Kenya about Mr. Obama being born there. If that is the case, Mr. Obama is not a US citizen and will need to go back to Kenya to wait for his Green Card.
As of now American public has only information from Annenberg, a political organization, some of whose members have very questionable moral qualities (to say the least).

My clients, as well as 300 million American, including thousands of members of the military, that are asked to give their lives to defend the Constitution of this country, would like to know, if the Supreme Court Justices, particularly chief Justice Roberts, (that needs to swear the President on the bible), are willing to give a few hours of their time to hear the Oral Argument in defense of this Constitution.

Sincerely,

Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ Counsel for the Petitioners

Pass it On
- The Freedom Brothers.

Paultards Retreat To Mom's Basement

2008-11-25T12:52:00.004-05:00

Victories are few and far between for the pro-America wing of this country.

But we’ll take what we can get. The Freedom Brothers now know we can’t stop liberals and their allies in the shadows of government from stealing elections (6 Senate seats and counting), but the Republican party is stronger today than it has been in months. The reason: Squirrelly-faced Ron Paul and his diaper-sporting America-last haters have been successfully marginalized.

Eliminated.

Ron Paul is just some frail old conspiracist who (let’s refresh) believes the following:

Your President – President Bush – personally controlled all four aircraft on 9/11, crashing two into New York City buildings, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in Pennsylvania, murdering 3,000 of his own citizens using a remote control joystick.

FDR was in cahoots with international Jewish bankers before World War II and diabolically planned out the World War with Hitler at his side.

There are beings living amongst us known as “Reptilian Humanoids” who are – literally – half man, half reptile. These creatures have penetrated our government in the form of elite Republicans and are originally from outer space.

Ayn Rand was half-woman, half God.

Non-Rand religion – such as Christianity and Judaism – is a farce.

John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, Lyndon Johnson, and Richard Nixon.

Drugs, prostitution, illegal Mexicans, and terrorism should be legalized.

Al Qaeda does not exist.

There was a time when Ron Paul’s followers – Paultards – used to spam Honorable Republican websites like Little Green Footballs, RedState, and The Freedom Brothers, pushing their hatist stances because they somehow thought their little troll could steal enough votes to get past the Washington primary. But they were wrong. And now they’ve gone back to doing what they know best: Bong hits in Mom’s basement.

“I’ll re-heat my dinner later, Ma, I only need three more shields of Ravenloft to beat Vecna!”

“When are you going to get a job, son? You're 40.”

There was a time when the only dragons (goblins) were the filth who paraded city streets with signs that traitorously read, “Re-investigate 9/11,” and the only dungeons were the molded keyless cells these freaks belonged in.

These knuckleheads have done everything from smashing windows to flipping and then burning police cars all in the name of Ron Paul and his trusted side-kick radio host Alex Jones, whose online documentaries have been viewed by our enemies time and again.

Ho Chi Minh and the NVA knew college dropouts and other losers would march during the 60s and 70s in the name of losing the Liberation of South Vietnam. But Al Qaeda has something Uncle Ho never did: Americans who actually don’t think they exist. It’s much easier to murder American soldiers in cold blood when groups of American homefronters think their own government is the enemy; the real terrorists. Not even Noam Chomsky is that radical, and he falsely believes Ronald Reagan wasn’t Our Country’s Greatest President.

The Freedom Brothers believe that fascists like Ron Paul’s idiocracy and B. Hussein’s Disney Worlders should just come out and say they agree with the terrorists. It would make this whole “Patriot Act” and “Guantanamo Bay” thing a heckuva lot easier.

Finally, Some Good News

2008-11-25T12:18:00.008-05:00

Proving that you can’t be liberal, fair, and balanced all at the same, Truth Prophet Matt Drudge is reporting that filthy democrat operative Alan Colmes is getting thrown off his soap box by Fox News Channel. Details filtering in to the Freedom Brothers command center are still sketchy; it isn’t completely clear whether the camel’s spine disintegrated beneath one of Colmes’ most recent lies, or if he simply tired of serving as Sean Hannity’s punching bag after one and a fifth decades. Regardless of the cause, the effect is clear: Americans will no longer have to subject themselves to the pencil-necked twerp’s slander after every long, hard-working day at the construction site, or The Firehouse, or Iraq.

In an interview with the democrat mouthpiece Associated Press, Colmes said, "We have a Democratic House, Senate and [an Islamic] president. My work is done." The Grizz hopes that this is the truth. Now his favorite station, Fox News, can finally call itself an objective media outlet.

Sean Hannity has not yet issued a statement regarding the demise of his unworthy adversary’s career, but he’s clearly earned his fair share of entertainment while pounding Colmes into submission over and over and over again for the last twelve years. He’ll simply need to move on to the next socialist. For Colmes, it won’t be that easy; there’s a better than good chance that he’ll be drinking sewer water to quench his hangover thirst by this time next week.

The Freedom Brothers would like to wish Alan Colmes all the worst. May his future endeavors be filled with dying dreams, lost opportunities and misfortune in general.

Nation of Islam

2008-11-21T16:44:00.004-05:00

The Grizz’s head hurts. His vision is blurry. He can’t get himself out of bed in the morning.

Things have been bad these last couple of weeks, since B. Hussein Obama hijacked the country. Already, Hard-Working Americans are losing their jobs, the Dow is tanking, and some of our largest companies are going the way of the buffalo. It seems like the Free Market is the only entity with any sense left in this cruel, cruel world.

The liberal mainstream media should be shut down by Our President, President Bush after the charade they’ve put on over the last two years. They’re already planning the perfect camera shot of their left-wing patrons dancing in the streets like riled Gazans as Barack Hussein Obama becomes the first American President to get sworn in over the Koran, wearing a ski-mask. Already, the spectacle of a sweating, salivating, fully-engorged Wolf Blitzer has become commonplace as he breathlessly fantasizes about which democrat Obama will dig out of Time’s Graveyard to install in his Cabinet of Evil.

Secretary of State
At least the first word of that title sounds fitting for Bill Clinton’s Dish-Washing, Laundry-Doing Wife.

Secretary of Commerce
Obese, perspiration-soaked Bill Richardson is a puzzling choice, but The Grizz assumes he’s gained some business experience wheeling-and-dealing with Illegals down at the Home Depot parking lot.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Obama is well aware that it will be much easier to carry out his evil plan for America with a woman at the helm.

Attorney General
The same man who’s made a career recruiting minions for Castro and releasing rabid terrorists back to drill with Obama’s blood-brothers in the training camps is perfectly equipped to oversee the dismantlement of Americans’ Civil Rights and Liberties.

The list goes on and on. Ted Kennedy for Department of Transportation based on his extensive experience with vehicular-homicide? Pink-band-aid-wearer John Kerry to replace General Petraeus? Crack-smoking womanizer Marrion Barry for the White House Counsel?

Maybe one day we’ll all wake up and this will only have been a terrible dream. In actuality, John McCain will have been presiding over a program-squashing, abortion-eradicating, homosexual marriage-destroying, Little Man-barbequing Golden Age, where our children can run and play and smile and love.

Alas, The Grizz has pinched himself till blood ran down his arms, and it appears that this nightmare is one which will never end.

B. Hussein Steals Election, America Yawns

2008-11-19T16:50:00.005-05:00

You know America is being flushed down the toilet by its Washington bureaucrats when terrorists start making sense.

The Drudge Report, an unbiased, non-partisan, truth web site, reported today that Al Qaida Number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted our fraudulent “president,” B. Hussein Obama. (Or, should we say B. Hussein Obama X?)

No problems here, Ayman.

Before the semi-literate liberals trolling this site try to slander Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, remember this: When Ayman al-Zawahri demeans B. Hussein Obama by saying he’s doing the bidding of whites, The Freedom Brothers agree. B. Hussein is already in talks with Bill Ayers, a cop killer and America demoralizer, to take over our domestic policy. We are well aware that the Brilliant Bush-invented Department of Homeland Security, when run by Hussein’s socialists, will begin bombing our own buildings. Ron Paul and his drugged-up loser 9/11 Truth followers will finally be correct. This will be due to William Ayers, cop-killer socialist. Mr. Ayers is white. B. Hussein is doing the bidding of whites.

Zawahri went onto call B. Hussein, Colin Powell (PBR), and Condoleezza Rice “abeed al-beit", a word for “House negroes.”

Again, no complaints.

Condi Rice drenched her career in kerosene and lit the match the moment she applauded B. Hussein’s slim margin of victory, traitorously saying she was "especially proud" of the fraud. B. Hussein also frauded our country when he refused to give up his birth certificate -- since he was born in Kenya, not the United States, and is therefore ineligible to be president. If B. Hussein is allowed to be president, then we should also allow The Mighty George Bush to run for a third term. We know libs would never agree to this since W. would shove the Chicago welfare prince into the dishwasher and not let him out ‘til he begs forgiveness.

As for PBR, the Freedom Brothers’ well-researched web log has already documented how racist this former honorable general is. Rush Limbaugh proved it when he said, “Powell Endorsement of Obama Has Everything to do with Race, Elitism…Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race."

Unfortunately, conservatives don’t have enough heroes like Limbaugh.

Both Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are bigots and the very idea that they are not insulted by his presidency, let alone his former-candidacy, has set the African-American movement back to the sixties, when they followed Malcolm X and burned entire blocks of cities.

Al Zawahri also stated that B. Hussein’s election is an American admission of failure. The Freedom Brothers would agree with this had B. Hussein not stolen his “victory” out of the clutches of Once-Future-President McCain. Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of winning the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq. We refuse to let our boys die for nothing, which they will have done should B. Hussein pull the troops out, though he doesn’t have the authority to do so. He’d never pass security clearance due to his bigoted, terrorist friends and the fact that he reportedly hasn’t quit using drugs and engages in homosexual acts.

We still need Future-President McCain. There is still time. B. Hussein has yet to be inaugurated. We need Future-President McCain to barge into the White House – with or without a tank, with or without artillery – and take back what is his. B. Hussein stole the election. This is plain and simple. Even Al Qaida understands that. We would have taken a hag like Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living wife over this racist article of pompousuity, who many sources believe has come from hell to end the world. At least Clinton's wife would have tried – unsuccessfully – to defeat Al Qaida with the help of hatist generals like Wesley Clark and his phony soldiers (actors) at VoteVets.org.

There’s still time to take this thing back. Give America back to the Americans. Tell B. Hussein and his minions of underage Disney Worlders to flee to cowardly France, since it’s not just where they’ve been threatening to move for the past eight Freedomous years, it’s where they belong.

Next on To-Do List: Historic McCain Landslide

2008-10-31T15:18:00.006-04:00

Future-President McCain has had the odds stacked against him before.

In 1968, after humiliating, burning, decapitating, and melting the skin off cowardly Vietnamese “soldiers” (with precision), while democrat unshowered tree-huggers on the homefront chanted for his death, Future-President McCain’s plane went down in a North Vietnam lake.

Moments later, with both his arms and legs broken, the Future-President fought off over a dozen Vietnamese shorties, swinging his carcassed arms at them, flailing, kicking, and beating several to deserved-death before he was subdued. Afterwards, one was quoted as saying, translated, “He killed my friends. My son held a gun to his head, yet he kept fighting. It took fifteen men to hold him down.”

Then, after five years of electrocution, water-torture, and handcuffed beatings in a beatled, snaked, cockroached dungeon, Future-President McCain came home to a hero’s welcome. “My friends,” he said down at the local pub, “nothing could have stopped me. Hell, not even the mucus merchants in the liberal media.”

Three-and-a-half decades later, no lightweight Muslim extremist with no voting record – whatsoever – is going to do what hundreds of Vietnamese couldn’t.

B. Hussein, a very good friend of thousands of anti-Semitic, terrorism-loving, America-hating liberals, thinks he’s going to be our next president. It has been well documented over the course of two years that like anti-comedian Al Franken (foolishly running for the Senate in Minnesota), he is unfit for office. B. Hussein is a racist coward. He says he was never a Muslim, yet his father was, and according to Sharia law, if your father is a Muslim, you are a Muslim. In the case of B. Hussein, the words “fundamentalist” and “extremist” could also be used to describe his personal Islam.

New revelations come to light every day about B. Hussein, and it’s been obvious for those of us with a desire to quench our thirst for knowledge, that the United States doesn’t know enough about this traitor. Like we said, some sources call him the anti-Christ from hell, doctoral author Jerome Corsi has proven that the one-time drug addict is still abusing marijuana – or as B. Hussein reportedly calls it, “chronic” – and now a formidable source, Atlas Shrugged, has proven that Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. may not have been B. Hussein’s father at all. His real father is – your suspicions were dead on, Dear Readers – Malcolm X.

And B. Hussein wonders why he’s tanking in the polls.

Courageous Republicans, like Michelle Bachman (who correctly stated that the media needs to begin investigating anti-American liberals), Elizabeth Dole (who correctly stated her opponent, the “Godless” Kay Hagan doesn’t believe in God), and Norm Coleman (who correctly stated that his “opponent” Al Franken laughs at the disabled) are going to lead the Republican-run Senate with a President McCain on January 20.

And the Beautiful Mavericked Iraqi-slaughtering, pork-barrel eliminating Sarah Palin will be at his side, debatically burning liberals houses to the ground while Lil Cal watches her on TV with an alluring eye.

Baby Finley will do a back-flip before he learns to walk. Joe The Plumber is on his way to a million-a-year salary. Untaxed. Un-socialized. Un-redistributed.

Liberty.

These Godless Democrats are nothing. They’re bailing out their friends on Wall Street to make sure they get a spot at their fraternity brother’s and sorority sister’s investment firms because they’re positive they’re getting kicked out of office by an informed American public who laugh daily at B. Hussein’s minions of underage followers, chanting his name because it’s easier than actually coming out and saying: “I want to lose the war in Iraq because I secretly agree with Osama bin Laden.”

libs Slime You And Me

2008-10-14T15:57:00.002-04:00

In October 2006, Mark Foley, an honorable Florida Republican, was framed for crimes The Freedom Brothes will not detail for the sake of our Freedom-Loving child readers. Just keep in mind, the size of the lie was something that could only be conceived by the Sick liberal rapist mindset. And somehow, it caught on.

We are under no fantastic impression that 2006 was a good year for Congressional Republicans. Many lost their jobs, yet the incoming socialist congress certainly cost America more jobs than America could cost their government servants. But we know 2008 will be different.

Two years of infanticidal bloodbaths, opposition to a Free Iraq, and personally destroying Our Economy have gotten to the heads of Radical democrats. They feel they are invincible. Irrational opposition to American values and adulterous affairs, albeit with a splash of embryonic stem cell eugenicism has shown the American people who these liberal, socialist, elitists really are. And they are being rejected forcefully.

Polls now show Future President John McCain with a commanding lead in crucial battleground states Georgia, Alabama, The Mighty Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee…and the list goes on. And on.

worthless democrats thought they could somehow change the electoral map this year.

They’ve thrown the whole kitchen sink at Former Beauty Queen, Current-Beauty Sarah Palin. They claim she had a role in the firing of her ex- abusive brother-in-law, yet the final report released last Friday shows that the opposite is true. Justice served. As McCain spokesman Meg Stapleton truthfully said Monday, “This Governor did nothing wrong and did nothing unlawful.” End of story.

Yet, B. Hussein, a former leader of vote-suppressing and terrorist-enabling ACORN, is a convict in waiting. He is very, very good friends with several well-known domestic terrorists/murderers like Bill Ayers (the man who ghostwrote his “memoir” of lies, half-truths, and slander), O.J. Simpson, and Chuck Schumer.

In the fall of 1981, Bill Ayers’ wife, Bernadette Dohrn supplied machine guns, grenades, nunchucks, and Vietnam-era fire-bazookas to Radical black panthers in Nanuet, New York, resulting in the Murder of two brave, heroic, Police Officers. Barack Obama knew of the incident beforehand and said nothing. What other autumn attacks on our home soil that killed police officers/firefighters has B. Hussein known about beforehand and/or had a major hand in? One can’t help but wonder.

McCain’s campaign has been accused by the media of riling up his Wonderful Supporters to shout true statements, such as “[B. Hussein Obama]’s a terrorist” and “[B. Hussein regularly commits] treason.” The liberal hatologist slimers at The New York times and The Washington post have mucused these patriots, using them as props, insisting Sarah Palin, who is regularly disrespected as a woman by B. Hussein and “Diapers” Biden, invites statements they baselessly call untruths.

And the media wonders why they’re so out of touch.

Many commenters trolling this site often believe the Freedom Brothers are less than righteous in their factual commentary and well-researched opinion about B. Hussein and his dense apostles (who are often so hung over from drinking, smoking, and raping at fraternity parties, that they are reduced to crawling on all fours to their college classrooms or – worse – sleeping through their classes altogether). They, like their savior, are not ready to lead.

In their most vicious attacks, liberals have done their best to scorn our Heroes. Slandering the Troops, framing Honorable Iraqi-slaughtering senators like David Vitter, Larry Craig, James Inhofe, and Ted Stevens; maligning Praiseworthy Congressmen like Tom Delay and Mark Foley; and falsely-indicting generous Fundraisers like Jack Abramoff. All these men have been framed by Thug-O-Crats and their media darlings. We Americans, like a majority of this Great Country, are voting for Future-President McCain on November 4th, in what is likely the most honorable vote any of us will cast in Our Lifetime. Get ready for the impending landslide, folks.

Lil Cal: An American Watches a Debate

2008-10-03T16:55:00.004-04:00

They grow up so fast.

Last night Calvin and I microwaved some popcorn after our steak dinner and daily workout routine. On our punching bag, Calvin has duct-taped a “Bin Laden: Wanted Dead or Alive” poster on one side, and an “Obama '08, Osama '09” poster on the other. Lil Cal knows he needs to bulk up for the impending terrorist attack coming inauguration day should – and this is a far-fetched idea – B. Hussein Obama laughably get “elected” (aka suppress enough proud American voters and lower the voting age to 13 by November 4).

He’s a beautiful boy. “I will never – ever – commit myself to an elitist dumbocratic university classroom, dad,” he often says while punching the lights out of Bin Laden’s monstrous face. Then says: “I want to do this for real.”

And Calvin is just 10.

Later, we cuddled together, on our cloth American-made couch, and scooped butter-drenched popcorn from a great Wal Mart-bought bowl. I hand-fed them to my strapping boy, then changed the channel to Fox News, listening for the tell-tale creak as our backyard satellite shifted into place. “What’s on tonight, Dad?”

Though he was unaware of the evening’s festivities, I didn’t strike him.

“Tonight we get to see the debatic equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and gut a wild Alaskan Moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family.”

I picked up the phone and called the Grizz. “Hey,” he said, “I was just about to call you.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, I was just telling my daughter to get ready for the debatic—”

“--equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and then gut a wild Alaskan moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family?” I asked.

“Exactly.”

“Okay, well I don’t want to keep you.”

“Alright Brother, take it easy.”

Calvin knew right away that infant-killing Biden had a bad way about him. As Jonah Goldberg so hilariously said this morning: BS stands for “Biden Says.” Let’s remember, Joe Biden thinks you’re stupid enough to forget about the day his dreams Hindenberged and he was forced to resign from his 1988 presidential campaign. Rightfully, he has since been treated like a freak by his fellow constituents. He wasn’t seen again until the following year, biting the pillow as George H.W. Bush physically assaulted the democrat party on his inauguration day.

As evidenced last night, Biden doesn’t know American foreign policy from his not-so-secret stash of 1970s fetish pornography. He’s a racist and has said on more than one occasion that he hates prosperous, Americanized Indians. He tells them to shove donuts down their throats and drink coffee on the garbaged streets of Wilmington, Delaware, a failed welfare city.

So, my son Calvin: as I looked into his eyes, I could see him burying an electrocuted Iraqi terrorist alive after shoving a medic tube down its throat, half-drowning him, and inflicting pain in what should be legal procedure at Club Gitmo. I dreamed of Calvin body-slamming his democrat enemies on the streets of New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and Washington, D.C. I saw him being an American.

“Wow,” I said as Sarah Palin invoked the Great Ronald Reagan and forced Joey “Diapers” Biden to jump for cover – “There you go again.” When she winked at the camera, she won the vote of every man in America, ashamed of his liberal housewife. Like it or not, when America steps into the voting booth, they’re going to see one candidate – a friend of terrorists, who’s name rhymes with that of a terrorist, who, according to some sources, is the anti-Christ from hell; and a slob – and they’re going to look at the other ticket – a war hero; and beautiful woman with man’s rationale who exclaims “doncha know?” like a patriot.

Who do you think America will choose?

After the debate ended and Joe Biden patted his sweaty forehead, Sarah Palin showed America that she was up to the task and could debate with Putin– because she had just waxed her snowmobile and helicopter with someone as dangerous for America.

I got up off the couch. “You want anything else, son?” I asked.

Calvin had put a pillow over his lap as he stared at slow-mo pictures of Palin while Sean Hannity’s brilliant voice over explained why she had just won the debate so easily. “Just a sec, Dad.”

I smirked. “You get ‘em, Tiger.”

WARNING: The Obama Youth Movement

2008-10-01T13:08:00.003-04:00

When B. Hussein’s fraudulent campaign dominated Bill Clinton’s wife and sent her packing, Future-President McCain was correct in choosing a woman as his future Vice President. This way, he’d lure Clinton’s Wife’s irrational hate-supporters who admittedly would vote for a woman no matter what. Even a woman as courageous as Palin – who by all standards has the rationality of a confident man, with her position on Roe v. Wade and other social issues – wasn’t enough to turn their hate away from one B. Hussein Obama. And for once, they were correct.

But now B. Hussein has done the unthinkable. He is trying to brainwash Our Children. The children of the future. The ones who will keep our race going. The ones we Love.

Drudge Report, an unbiased, fair, online media news source, recently posted a horrid video of B. Hussein-brainwashed toddlers, singing his praises through song. Many reputable news organizations, including The Freedom Brothers, believe these children are a by-product of the mainstream media’s war on America to turn Our Children into Obama Youth. Click the link to view what B. Hussein has done to Our Children.

This can’t be happening.

Freedom Eagle, once again, invites you on a journey through history.

Beginning in 1922, a group of co-eds known as Hitler-Jugend – or, “Hitler Youth” – sprang up in Deutschland – or, “Germany.” After being disbarred in 1923, they quickly organized underground and became the future foot soldiers in Hitler’s global war to create an Al Gorian-style One World Government where the U.N. taxes its citizens into the poor house, and Gore’s tracking microchips are implanted in us all.

Hitler’s 200,000-person Berlin rallies were littered with his Youth movement, and soon German elders alike came to embrace this young, rising political star. However, no one knew much about him. Even after the global war started with Chamberlin’s appeasement of Hitler in 1939, the world barely knew Hitler. He came with a weak resume, was respected only because of his oratory skills, and continually spoke of change – change to what, the Hitler Youth did not know. It wasn’t until after the American annihilation of Dresden that the Hitler Youth became aware of the full prospect of this “Change” aura.

Tuesday’s Obama Youth video represents much of a disturbing trend going on in America today. Most people are well aware of Barack Obama’s war on America, yet he has paid off pollsters and Diebold to help him in the liberal media’s polls.

America is well-accustomed to seeing his racist, fascist pastor Jeremiah Wright scream “G-d Damn America” in the pulpit, cheered on by the radicals in the pews – Hussein included – yet we are supposed to believe Hussein really earned 18,000,000 primary votes? The Freedom Brothers don’t think so. This is obvious electioneering.

Many reports have cited a not-so-well-known fact that alleges B. Hussein got on stage that somber week of 9/11 and screamed “G-d Damn America” in unison with his racist mentor, whom he has learned everything from. Another reputable attack alleges Hussein and Wright screamed “G-d Damn America” in rounds, with Hussein saying “G-d” as Wright screamed “Damn.” We understand these facts may be disturbing, but they are true, and we only give them to you because we fear for our country.

It’s no surprise that Liberal Fasism – or, “Fascism” – seek to take our children from us. Remember, it was the liberal-minded Herod who sought to kill Jesus Christ, and wiped out an entire village of first-born children to do so. It was liberal fascist Ghandi who refused his wife being administered a cure for her life-ending disease because, he pretended, it was against his religion. And it was Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband who struck his veto pen to bills like a dagger to the heart whenever heroic Republican anti-infanticide legislation came to his desk.

But the liberals now see that the American people are against eugenicism just as Republicans are. So democrats have taken the pesky Italian circa 1943 approach – “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” – and are brainwashing those children whom they only wish could have been sucked from the womb with a vacuum cleaner.

Every time we allow liberals to speak, lie, they come closer to power. They’ve been murdering Our Children for a millennia, and this may be our last chance to stop them. Eugenic theory, war zonian wombs, Hitlerian “Super Men” – it’s all borne of the same gospel. Liberals believe white, prosperous people are less than human, and they will always act under the guise of “social change” and “hope” to treat them as such. They will take away your rights, they will tax you into government projects, and they will destroy Our Economy by giving home loans to poor minorities instead of prosperous white men. They want you to be dependent on them. That way, you’ll have no choice but to accept whatever slime they shove down your throat, whatever microchips they forceably implant in your wrists.

Clinton's Wife Supporters -- Now Obliged To Support McCain

2008-09-05T13:22:00.004-04:00

Let there be no doubt. Former supporters of Bill Clinton’s wife are now obligated to vote for Future President McCain. If not for America, then for yourself.

B. Hussein Obama could have chosen your hero, a woman whose experience as first lady you trusted, for his running mate. A woman who was brought down in the polls by liberal media sexism and B. Hussein domination. You felt every lash to her back. You cried as she cried, over your hot stove and radioactive microwaves. Her pain was yours.

Yet, instead, he chose a blowhard loudmouth from a tiny liberal state, where genocidal abortion clinics are as accessible and rampant as children’s candy shops. Biden and his ilk are often seen out back eugenic clinics, laughing as once soulful children’s carcai are tossed into a bloody dumpster where, according to Joe Biden and his shameful spawn Beau, “they belong.”

Future President John McCain (a family man), on the other hand, chose hockey momming, terrorist-killing, pork barrel eliminating Sarah Palin. A woman with a man's rationale. Her decision to raise five children and a soon-to-be grandchild (Congratulations Sarah and Bristol! Love, The Freedom Brothers) shows her tenacity in the face of danger. Her daughter, whose future husband loves her without doubt, will be a beacon of hope to every young woman in America, once Future-Vice President Palin is sworn in. The miracle pregnancy was God’s will. You have an obligation to support her.

Sarah Palin has been the Commander-in-Chief of Our Nation’s largest state’s superbly acting, active Alaska National Guard and she overseas its operations. She has gone eye-to-eye with Putin, whose home across the Baltic has been sufficiently stomped by her leadership (as is evidenced by his military’s soon-defeat by Our Ally, Georgia’s, naval forces). Her foreign policy experience and executive leadership outranks that of B. Hussein Obama and Joey Biden put together, by degrees not seen since Reagan waxed his pick-up with our Worst President, “Doll House” Jimmy Carter.

In the prophetic words of Herb Dennenberg this morning in The Bulletin, Philadelphia’s Family Newspaper, “the biased, slime merchants at the New York Times, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the rest of the mainstream media have spent more time vetting and investigating the 17-year old pregnant daughter of Sarah Palin then they have investigating Sen. Barack Obama.”

The media, B. Hussein (and his hate campaign), Joey Biden, PBR, and the rest of the dopers in Washington know they have a problem with Palin, who, former Clinton’s wife supporters, you will now cherish and call one of your own. Otherwise you are hypocrites.

She is pro-life, even in the cases of rape and incest, which are less than .01% of all abortions in red states. She graduated from the blue collared University of Idaho, not an elitist ornament to radicalism, such as Harvard University, where B. Hussein went. She was a governor, not a “community organizer” – an occupation that B. Hussein, according to heroic Mayor Rudy Giuliani, created out of thin air.

Let’s be clear about one thing, Clinton’s wife supporters. The Freedom Brothers have never – never – criticized Bill Clinton’s wife in a way that wasn’t fair to her, or to you. We supported many of her stances as they pertained to a veto-proof Republican majority. We, like most woman-supporting Republicans, have always been on your side. It’s time you join ours.

Governor Palin Unleashes Her Man Within

2008-09-04T14:00:00.004-04:00

Americans from sea to shining sea smiled last night as Former Beauty Queen, Current Alaskan Governor, and Future First Female Vice-President Sarah Palin laid waste to her enemies in the democrat party on the second night of the 2008 Republican National Convention. While the esteemed nominee for Vice President is generally given the privilege of speaking on the third and penultimate night of the event, Future President John McCain graciously chose to effectively cancel the first night’s celebration, and instead spend the night bowed in holy prayer as the Republican citizens of the Gulf Coast were terrorized by Hurricane Gustav.

As last night’s festivities began, Mrs. Palin’s fisherman-husband cradled their disabled child. In a nod to Baby Finley, a loving Levi Johnston stood like a man beside his impregnated fiancé, Bristol, manning up to his mistake and making the promise to be the father that B. Hussein Obama’s never was. John McCain bet Mrs. Palin’s beloved first-born son Track fifty dollars that upon the latter's deployment to the Front Lines later this month, he wouldn't succeed in deep-sixing as many of America’s enemies as the Senator did before his brutal incarceration by the Viet Cong.

Rudy Giuliani, best known for saving New York on 9/11 (Never Forget), got the party started by firing up the crowd. Speaking the views of virtually all Americans, he began a “Drill baby drill!” chant, affirming that if John McCain is President, he will burn every inch of American wilderness to the ground before giving another penny to the Islamic world. He proceeded to introduce America’s next Beauty Queen Vice President.

Mrs. Palin turned gender stereotypes upside down as she abused B. Hussein Obama for almost a half hour. She triumphantly accepted her nomination to the cheers of thousands. Hillary Clinton dove for cover as jagged shards of the glass ceiling rained down upon her.

She mocked B. Hussein’s embrace of the sham-global warming movement, screaming to a cheering crowd, "When the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish, after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet?" She pointed out that “[America’s first Black Muslim Presidential Candidate] is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word ‘victory’ except when he's talking about his own campaign.” She emphasized that B. Hussein Obama wants “to [break the back of an innocent] America [under attack by] a dangerous world.” She insinuated that he hopes to see her beloved son on a grainy home video, kneeling without hope at the feet of a bloodthirsty Islamic terrorist.

She went on to smash Joe Biden, the business-as-usual Washington insider who went from decrying the thought of a Hussein presidency, to beaming with glee as the man mouth-kissed his wife on national TV. Biden, who has never owned a penny that wasn’t stolen from the pocket of a hardworking America, has never pulled a trigger for his country.

Sensing the end of the speech approaching, the crowd hushed, solemnly awaiting Mrs. Palin’s last words. They did not disappoint.

“God bless America.”

Mrs. Palin: Let The Grizz speak for America. “May God bless you. Let Freedom Ring.”

Editorial: An Appeal to Supporters of Clinton's Wife

2008-08-28T11:28:00.002-04:00

Please let Freedom Eagle editorialize for a moment.

I am writing to you, Socialist housewives, single mothers, and trans-sexuals of the democrat party. The Freedom Brothers feel for you. We do. We know you believed Bill Clinton’s wife was your greatest hope to reclaim the American dream. She represented, for you, not necessarily someone of values (as she is a baby killer who wants Iraqis to kill each other once she cut-and-ran from Iraq), but a chance for all women’s voices to be heard.

For you, she was a leader. Your shameful dream.

But B. Hussein hurt her. Dominated her. And by extension, you. That’s why The Freedom Brothers invite the socialist and radical thinkers of the pathetic democrat party to support a winner for a change. To support Future-President McCain.

Lots of democrats will be supporting McCain this year. You won’t be alone. And truth-seekers and tellers like The Freedom Brothers will be supporting his campaign and its anti-socialist, anti-gay marriage platform, opposing the anarchistic rantings of one B. Hussein, who hates you.

While we don’t agree with the hate-thinkers who mistakenly voted for Bill Clinton’s wife in the primaries, or supported her through occult worship or some other such Satanic practice, we believe Future-President McCain would be your best choice. He was a POW. He suffered for five-and-a-half years so you could practice free speech, open-mouth kiss your trans-gendered boy/girlfriend, and burn the flag at will, all of which have become national past-times of the hate-America-first crowd.

Won’t you join us?

Future-President McCain will ban all abortions, no matter what, because life begins at conception. Don’t you believe this would set a good example for you? Wouldn’t a proven-leader like the Future President convince you that after your human harvesting killing of innocent children with souls, 15-16 infanticidal procedures throughout your teenage years was enough?

Future-President McCain will stay in Iraq as long as it takes. Don’t you believe this sort of persistence will show your children (once abortions are made illegal and you can have them) what persistence truly means? That even if they are tapped out of resources, it pays to continue until the job is done? Don’t you believe the family values set forth here are priceless? We know you’ll be with us, libertines.

The Future-President will continue Our President-President Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthiest 2 percent so their economic benefits can trickle down to you, and maybe – just maybe – you’ll discontinue your government handouts and get a real job.

Future-President McCain is an honest, God-fearing, terrorist-killing, gay-adoption smashing, Saddam Hussein-hanging, Old Glory raising, Viet Cong mutilating, hippie punching, beer swilling, Sean Hannity listening, pickup-truck driving, homosexual hating, infant cuddling, campfire making, factory working, banjo strumming, bin Laden eye-gouging, Reagan hand-shaking, white man. He’s what you strive to be. He wants to help you change your atheistic, America-hating ways. That is, if you choose to embrace him. Embrace him.

Michelle Obama, Hatist

2008-08-26T00:07:00.005-04:00

If you were unfortunate enough to see the democrat hate convention tonight, a pompous ornament to stupidity, aimed at the racists, fraudulent cowards, and Clintonistas still finding homes in the deep, dark crevices of what some might call “blue states,” then you realize why Freedom Eagle fears for his country’s safety.

Michelle Obama, the anti-American “wife” of our future presidential-aspirational loser psychopath, who once said she hated her country with an utmost regard until her husband started brainwashing its citizens, spoke tonight. She told an audience of blowhards how much she still hates her country. The basis of her speech spoke of how America isn’t good enough. She said she wants to change our already perfect union into a socialist utopia of public homosexualization and on-demand abortion.

“All of us driven by a simple belief that the [democratic, just, peace-loving] world [where the United States, the last beacon of hope to bring humanistic liberation and freedom to other countries, such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Korea, Vietnam, etc.] as it is just won't do — that we have an obligation to fight for the [socialist, Darwinistic, baby Finley killing] world as it should be,” she vomited on stage to the cries of weasely libertine suburbanite out-of-touchers.

Stalin couldn’t have said it any better, Michelle.

Michelle and her supposed husband are putting our country at grave risk, simply by giving their radical speeches, while a few tree-huggers still doped up on LSD and other college students who hate their parents decide to agree.

Jerome Corsi, PhD was right that we should question when B. Hussein Obama stopped using drugs. Or if he ever did. We can’t have our president in the oval office, while heat-seeking Soviet or Communist Chinese missiles scream over the Pacific toward Los Angeles or Portland, attacking his case of the munchies, watching a bean burrito slowly spin in his White House microwave for a minute-and-a-half, in between presidential bong hits and late-night body shots from prostitutes left over from Bill Clinton's eight embarrassing years.

By then it’ll be too late.

We can’t have a president who shunned General David Petraeus – National Review Man Of The Year, and recipient of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Service Medal, Defense Superior Service Medal, Legion of Merit, and Bronze Star – and instead picked Slum-Scum Joe Biden to be his Vice Presidential candidated sucker. Or, in the prophetic words of possible Future-Vice President Tim Pawlenty (R-MN), after saying that B. Hussein should have picked Petraeus, praised the good General as "an outstanding leader and somebody who would better represent the mainstream of the country."

It is fairly obvious now, to most Americans, that the Ron Paul-Nancy Pelosi-Ward Churchill-David Icke-Barack Obama wing of the radical left are out for blood. They have learned from years of studying Mao and Ho Chi Minh what it means to “revolutionize” a country into third world poverty, devoid of a sacred, higher power, or the right to make one’s opinion heard. That’s why they try to censor The Freedom Brothers. That's why they've turned the womb into a war zone. And that’s why they tried to stop a Republican congress from voting to authorize War against Japan and Germany back in ’41, and from 2003-2008 choked over 4,000 American troops to death by opposing their sacrifices in Iraq, and pom-pomming the terrorists and other extremist elements of Iraq responsible for 9/11.

We can’t let them do it again.

Edwards: My Wife Means Nothing To Me

2008-08-09T19:10:00.004-04:00

I hope there’s still room under B. Hussein Obama’s bus.

Move over, America-hating Reverends, radical Muslim clerics, and money laundering scumbags, John Edwards, the wild eyed socialist human oddity found time during his fraudulent campaign to impersonate Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband and treat his cancer-stricken wife like a toilet bowl.

The Reputable National Enquirer, who heroically, prophetically followed the Clinton impeachment/Monica Lewinsky blue dress story in the late 90s has exposed the Blame America first Edwards for his democrat adulterous ways. No wonder he wanted to be president. He was trying to following the footsteps of disgraced losers like Teddy Kennedy, Gary Hart, Frathouse John Kerry, Bill Clinton’s wife’s husband, and the liberals’ favorite dead loser, JFK.

Republicans push family values for a reason.

“Can you believe this guy, Edwards?” The Grizz said to me on Friday night, while we sipped cold beers in front of his fire pit, while our strapping young sons played tag and lit fireworks with the neighborhood kids.

“Yes. I believe it wholeheartedly,” I said. “Liberals stand for breaking up the family, and when they can’t do it, they try to blame honest, freedom-loving, straight Republicans like the Honorable Senator Larry Craig and the terrorist-killing family man David Vitter.”

“I guess you’re right. You can’t blame Edwards for hypocrisy. He represents the party of homosexuals, transgenders, and illegal communistic immigrants, who recently opened up a new front in the war on gender. Not being faithful to your wife has basically become a pre-requisite to becoming a dem presidential candidate.”

I took a sip and stared up at the moon, knowing full and well that an American flag still waves in her sand. I sipped my Coors Original glass bottle, an American beer.

Now that Edwards has been exposed, the “anointed One,” not-ready-to-lead B. Hussein will inevitably deny him the right to talk at the democrat convention, even though he now represents democrats more than ever. He represents the Darwinistic sect that throws their illness-grieved “Loved” ones overboard when something looser, dirtier, and easier comes around. And none of this will change under a laughable B. Hussein presidency. Most honorable Americans saw during his “Extra” interview the derision in his eyes while he let his children take time out of submitting to his Muslim extremism and talk about how much their father neglects them.

The only positive that can be taken out of this affair is that Edwards’ whorifying mistress didn’t give in to his repeated attempts and pressure, likely by Edwards himself, to commit infanticide of their love child, under the threat of a mob killing that Edwards’ boys would have made look like a “suicide.”

B. Hussein, we know you want to break up the family the way Edwards broke his wife’s weak heart and flushed it like cockied paper. Shame on you both. The Freedom Brothers are pissed, and we won’t stand for it anymore.

What is America?

2008-07-03T11:12:00.008-04:00

Freedom isn't free.

The Freedom Brothers respectfully ask all Americans to remember what America means on this most solemn of holidays: July 4th; the anniversary of Our Independence. Let The Grizz share with you what America is to him.

America is a Ford Expedition, barreling down the desert highway at sixty-five miles per hour.

America is the look on The Terrorist’s face as he stares up at the scorching Cuban sun from his 5’ x 5’ barbed wire and cement prison cell, beseeching his god to set him free.

America is the point where the marshmallow and chocolate melt together over your graham cracker.

America is a New York City Firefighter. 9/11. Never forget.

America is Brett Favre, Jeff Foxworthy and Pat Tillman. Babe Ruth, Charlie Chaplan, and Scott Beamer. Dale Earnhardt, George Patton, George Bush.

America is the grizzled factory worker, pulling a double down at the plant.

America is a blood-drenched Marine raising Old Glory over a Pacific black-sand isle.

America is a cold beer on a hot afternoon.

America is your friends.

Your family.

Yourself.

We love this country for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain, for purple mountains majesty above the all the fruited plains.

We love this country for the plentiful resources, the clean rivers, the deserts and the open seas.

We love this country for the football, the good cars, the Christianity, the beef.

Barack Hussein Obama stood in front of his “church” and yelled “God damn America!”

You know what the Freedom Brothers say? Not "God damn America."

God bless America.

God bless this country.

Freedom. God. Family.

2008-07-02T20:53:00.002-04:00

On Friday, after the yearly initial sense of euphoria, Freedom Eagle will settle down and grasp what July 4th truly means to him.

My son, the pride of my life, hangs our American flag outside each and every morning. Though only 10 years old, he already aspires to join the Marines when he is legally able and would never subject himself to the sludged liberal halls of an American university full of new dealers. Calvin came up to me this afternoon, and he asked: “Why do some people not celebrate the Fourth, Dad?”

“Because, son,” I said, “they’re brats, traitors, and treasonous. They hate America and all She stands for.”

“Shame on them,” he said.

Shame.

This is what liberals stand for: Change from the good, false hope, and shame. They are ashamed of their Country. The country that has provided them with the freedom to hate it so. The Freedom to love whom they will (could they feel love) and the freedom to vote for Future President McCain (who, on January 20th, 2009, will follow in the footsteps of the Mighty George W. Bush.)

The Freedom to get their news from MTV and Comedy Central, which they take for credible.

This July 4th, with our brave troops overseas, with our warrior president sitting in the White House, praying for their safe return, Freedom Eagle, unfortunately, will feel at least some sense of shame. I am ashamed to share the same ground with the liberal movement who hate America and believe George Bush blew up the twin towers with a remote control joystick and actually planted bombs on the 70th floor the night before. I am ashamed of the cowardly Paultards and their brethren. The ones who call themselves conservatives when they are really just vegetable-sucking psychopaths fantasizing about cupping Ron Paul’s testes.

I will eat my medium-grilled burgers this July 4. I will throw a ball with my son. I will listen to American hero Tim McGraw shred some good old country music and Tom Petty’s American hit “American Girl.” I will close my eyes and dream of the skin melting off cowardly Viet Cong “soldiers” as John McCain napalms their terrorist-inflated villages and I’ll imagine the liberal socialist Adolf Hitler sucking down a bullet while listening to his army getting bulldozed 50 feet above his own demise.

I will think of Saddam Hussein, a Hitlerian figure, heroically hung by Free Iraqis in the name of honor and justice and Freedom.

Freedom and Honor.

B. Hussein, a future nominated loser, will awake to a terrible reality on November 5th. And while he cries, wiping his tears with the Koran he took his oath of office on, he will look up at the American flag and scream at Old Glory: “I hate you.”

B. Hussein's Dream Is A Muslim America

2008-06-22T22:41:00.005-04:00

When B. Hussein Obama said America is “no longer a Christian nation” he knifed you in the back with one hand, and choked your throat with the other.

B. Hussein, already a known terrorist sympathizer and secret Muslim, made the claim in 2007, which has only recently been circulating on Internet blogs and reputable, independent websites such as World Net Daily and MichaelSavage.com.

B. Hussein already showers the United States with daily hail storms of slime and sludge when he makes his anti-American statements, but the idea that B. Hussein intends to secularize Our Country the same way the Soviet Union was disbanded in the early 90s makes the Freedom Brothers pissed. And we’re not going to take it anymore.

Why does Hussein and his wild-eyed, extremist hate campaign want America to be a nation of Muslims?

"Whatever we once were,” spewed Hussein, “we're no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are…a Muslim nation…and a nation of nonbelievers."

If proud, brave Americans needed any more reason not to vote for this radical Marxist, The Freedom Brothers believe this may be it. B. Hussein intends on declaring a fascist jihad against the people of the United States. He won’t take no for an answer.

When B. Hussein began his hate campaign, Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but to laugh for hours on end, barely imagining any radical Muslim with no experience in government could possibly be made a president. But when he forced Bill Clinton’s wife to submit to him, I started to feel afraid – for my dear country and Her majesty.

Nothing about the potential of a Hussein presidency makes us do anything but recoil in horror. He has brainwashed Our Children. (Freedom Eagle’s stapping young boy hasn’t succumbed to Hussein’s mind control. Little Calvin wears his Future-President McCain T-shirt to camp these days. He wears it with honor.) Why does B. Hussein want to surrender in Iraq, you may ask? Because he agrees with the terrorists. They are his brothers and sisters. He attends madrassa with them.

He bathes with them.

McCain: “The Eradication of Iran Isn’t the Only Use for America’s Nuclear Energy”

2008-06-19T15:46:00.010-04:00

The Amount of Energy it Takes to Do This to Tehran Could Power Your Home for Three Hundred Eons

Reminding some Vietnamese that he doesn’t exist only in flashbacks to the worst moment of their life, Future President of the United States of America John McCain today deep-sixed one of the most treasured platforms of the democrat movement: that Republicans don’t love the planet that God created and handed over for them to steward. The New York Times is reporting that John McCain will oversee the building of 45 new nuclear reactors, which will harness the white-hot power of radiation and enable Americans unrestricted energy use from now till Kingdom Come.

Hero McCain pointed out that “[Our enemies in] China, Russia and India are all planning to build more than a hundred new power plants among them in the coming decades,” and no American is willing to come in second to the impoverished citizens of these respectively Maoist, Stalinist, and Polytheistic nations. Challenging democrats, foreigners and other doubters, McCain affirmed, “Hell, the United States [of America] is more than equal to the challenge.” Later, when asked off the record just how much more, he replied: “Hundreds, probably thousands of times.”

In response to McCain’s enlightened proposal, Daniel J. Weiss, the liar heading the "global warming" program at the Center for American Progress Action Fund (a liberal research group) claimed that, “Wall Street won’t invest in these plants because they are too expensive and unreliable, so Senator McCain wants to shower the nuclear industry with billions of dollars of taxpayer handouts.” Overextending his feeble intellect to come up with this slanderous perjure, Weiss left several holes in his argument.

Let the Freedom Brothers point them out to you.

Wall Street can’t invest in these plants, because it was left bankrupt by years of economic management under the regime of Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband.
democrats would indeed consider these billions of dollars to be wrongfully spent were they to go to warming freezing American families through the winter, instead of funding a bloated, inefficient government.
It’s a proven fact that (when not operated by Russians) nuclear power plants provide the safest, most efficient energy, and would thus leave American citizens happy and comfortable – the state in which they’re least likely to vote democrat.

Don’t let the liberals lie. Each time they do, they come closer to power.

Don’t let the Communists win. Our Troops didn't die in Korea, Vietnam and Grenada so you could let them down.

Vote for John McCain in November 2008. He suffered for you.

Disgraced Hypocrite Uses 232 Houses Worth Of Energy

2008-06-18T16:58:00.004-04:00

He’s at it again.

It seems like Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore has been keeping on all the lights in his mansion, in between trips to and from his own private airport in his limousine.

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an unbiased, nonprofit, and independent research organization relating to free market and media issues in Tennessee has recently reported that Al “I created the internet” Gore’s personal energy consumption is up 10 percent, and could have powered 232 U.S. homes for a month.

He still wants you to stop driving your SUVs to and from your kid’s soccer practice. Does he hate children? He’s still swapping tongues with his zombified wife while they run the blender without any ice or milk in it.

In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours. We’re disgusted. Not because we care about energy use. Lord knows Freedom Eagle sits back with a cold one after a long day of his blue collared work, and views Bill O’Reilly, then Sean Hannity shove liberals’ faces into the dirt until they cry uncle.

On my Kenmore refrigerator, my strapping son has magneted a "Wanted" poster of Osama bin Laden.

No, I’m not mad that Al Gore (who this week endorsed fellow muslim marxist B. Hussein Obama) is using energy. That's what it's for. He should just keep his mouth shut about my energy usage. Because by not practicing what he preaches, he's practicing fascism. God put energy on the planet for a reason. He asks us to use it, just as he asks us to use His oil, albeit across the vast ocean.

Al Gore slimes our troops because he hates them, he smears George W. Bush for beating him in a landslide in 2000, and he hates you for poking fun at his nerded life.

Illegal Elian

2008-06-17T15:43:00.003-04:00

Could we have ended it here?

When told the name Elian Gonzalez, two memories enter the mind of most Americans. The first is of the precious wide-eyed youngster being delivered by a loving God to an open-armed America. The second is of serial-rapist Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband denying that God, and returning the screaming child back to his communist allies in Cuba at gunpoint. Just last week, Freedomites from sea-to-shining-sea were horror-struck to learn that the Clinton’s dream had been realized: a brain-washed Elian has joined Fidel Castro in Stalinism.

This announcement comes at the perfect moment for the Clinton Crime Mob, who has been feeling a little down lately since their matriarch was defeated worse than a trench-load of screaming North Vietnamese on the receiving end of a John McCain launched rocket barrage. The Grizz can only assume that the Clintons are throwing a decadent Cuban-themed fiesta at their secluded Chappaqua mansion in celebration.

According to CBS News, Juventud Rebelde, the mouthpiece of Castro’s Terrorist regime, has quoted the pubescent revolutionary as promising “he would never let down ex-President Fidel Castro or his brother, Raul.” He hasn’t yet, however, confirmed or denied whether he will be campaigning for America’s first Islamic presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, in the coming months.

The Freedom Brothers are sad to learn that little Elian Gonzalez, who, at the time of publication, should be drilling in a South Floridian gymnasium with the Junior ROTC, is now their enemy, and will most likely need to be killed by his former classmates. While Freedom Eagle and The Grizz don’t love war, they hate their adversaries with a hatred deep and true.

Elian Gonzalez – bring it on.

Gore Vidal Hates Future-President, America

2008-06-16T14:44:00.004-04:00

Homosexual hypocrite Gore Vidal, a self-proclaimed historian, told The New York Times Magazine that Future-President McCain is not a war hero.

Vidal has once again proven that Immanuel Kant’s assertion that human beings are “rational animals” is sludged by the left wing of American politics.

Vidal also baselessly claimed that it would take “one-hundred years” for the United States to repair the “damage” caused by the Bush administration.

(Bush Administration “Damage”: Killing terrorists, restoring dignity to the White House, saving America from Kerry-Gore socialism, stopping more 9/11s, saving America from a AIDS-induced homosexual takeover, etc.)

When the interviewer asked Vidal about McCain’s heroic credentials as a P.O.W. in North Vietnam, Vidal answered: “He tells us he was [a heroic prisoner who suffered beatings and solitary confinement to preserve freedom to America and her allies whilst the black muslims and long-haired radicals back in America spit on McCain’s legacy and wished for his death.]”

When asked by the baffled interviewer why he would doubt the heroic Future-President, Vidal answered: “I know a lot of the Annapolis breed. Remember, I’m West Point, where I was born. My father went there.”

Vidal, while sharing the infected blood of the Gore family (and Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore), is a member of World Can’t Wait, which is, in the prophetic words of Little Green Footballs, a “lunatic left wing hate group [which includes] a who’s who of radical leftists, terrorist supporters, and antisemites.”

It truly astonishes the Freedom Brothers that anyone with (conceivably) a brain can believe, as Vidal does, that Our Future President is a “disaster” and not a heroic, adult, intelligent, Viet-Cong killing, family-oriented, terrorist fear-invoking, freedom-loving, barbeque-enjoying, conservative hero.

Truly astonishing.

Illegal Mexicans Terrorize American Animals

2008-06-16T11:55:00.003-04:00

A Common Scene Greeting Hardworking Americans as They Drive Past Their Local Welfare Office

Andale! Andale!

The liberal propaganda-mongers up at the New York Times are reporting that the newest victims of the Latin Invasion are the same harmless beings that serve their country by filling the empty stomachs of its carnivorous human population. Reportedly, Mexicans are swarming like locusts to charreadas, events unlike the family-style celebration of American roots and culture that is The Rodeo, in which animals are subjected to barbarous torture the likes of which even Former P.O.W., Current War Hero and Future President of the U.S.A. John McCain was spared by his evil-to-the-core Viet Cong adversaries.

Some of the horrific acts of violence on display at the charreadas include steer-tailing and horse-tripping, which can result in terrible injuries to our valued bovine and equine citizens. Even as the animals cry out in pain, drunken Mexicans squeal with glee at their misfortune. The reporter from The Times even has a man named Marcos on the record, shouting, “We live for this!”

These beasts have and want to fulfill their responsibility, but are unable to because of their sweat-stained antagonists. Instead of undergoing a beautiful metamorphosis from larval stage (life) to butterfly (New York Strip Steak), they are condemned by The Mexicans to suffer in the dirt.

The Grizz has had it up to here.

When is the burrito bonanza going to stop? When will those who hate us leave our creatures and our jobs in peace? When will they see that Americans don’t move into foreign countries, snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources.

The Freedom Brothers are calling for a boycott of all Mexicans until the charreadas are closed and The Illegals return to their hive. The Grizz is disappointed to have to fire his cleaning lady, but he’s heard that Bill Clinton’s nightmare-living Wife is looking for a job.

Fear And Loathing Inside The Head Of Colin Powell

2008-06-13T17:17:00.004-04:00

On February 5, 2003, Colin Powell admirably served his country, and the earth, by arguing, correctly so, that Saddam Hussein was storing weapons of mass destruction (WMD) in Iraq.

Throughout President Bush’s first brave, terrorist-killing term, Powell served with honor and it is true that the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq (HLI) could not have been accomplished as honorably and with such determination as has been done were it not for his help in selling the war to eager buyers in the United Nations.

The people thanked him for his humanitarian efforts, Americans praised him. Hell, The Freedom Brothers toasted a cold one for him just last week at our combined family BBQ, where we ate burgers, hot dogs, steak, and Freedom Fries.

Now I’m humiliated.

Today, Powell, former HLI supporter, admitted to a small crowd that he has not ruled out voting for B. Hussein.

B. Hussein has ties to terrorism. B. Hussein is a Muslim. B. Hussein is a democrat. He hates The Flag and won't pledge allegiance to it.

And Colin Powell is considering voting for this man? Freedom Eagle has come to the conclusion that Powell’s journey through anti-Constitutional amendment "Affirmative Action" as a child has finally got the best of him. Mr. Powell, you are a racist.

Of B. Hussein and Future-President McCain, Powell vomited: “Both of them certainly have the qualifications to be president of the United States, but both of them cannot be.”

Powell, the bigoted racist (PBR) also has claimed as of late that the United States and her admirable, Freedom-loving and giving troops should pull out of the HLI.

PBR, you are a coward.

Obama Releases Fake Birth Certificate

2008-06-12T15:55:00.003-04:00

After initial and repeated refusal, the Hussein campaign has allegedly released B. Hussein Obama's 'Birth Certificate.'

Not to be outdone by the hatists on his website, Hussein gave this likely fabricated piece of trash to the editor of anti-Semitic, 9/11 Truth, Larouche-loving, bin Laden-cuddling, Jimmy Carter impersonating hate site DailyKos, Markos Moulitsas.

Moulitsas is most well-known for saying "Screw Them" when told that brave Americans had been killed, burned, and their charred bodies hung in Iraq. He is a typical America hater and trivializes everything our troops do.

In his "article" Moulitsas says he got the certificate directly from the Hussein hate campaign, which means they are obviously friendly. Give it a couple days before B. Hussein Obama throws Markos under the bus and cuts all ties, as he did with his dear reverend, Jim Johnson, and his daughters.

As peace, anti-terror website Little Green Footballs notes of the document, it is a fraud as a "certification of birth" is not a "Birth Certificate." The Hussein camp thinks that you are all idiots.

The truth is, B. Hussein has proven nothing and will not be our next president because he was not born in the United States. His father was a radical Muslim, killed himself while driving drunk, and would have suicide bombed a Kenyan Christian church anyway.

Paultards To Celebrate Filth, Hate

2008-06-11T11:14:00.007-04:00

On September 2, 2008, most patriotic Americans will be celebrating the anniversary of the end of World War II combat in the Pacific Theater. For it was on this day in 1945 that the final official surrender of Japan was accepted aboard the battleship USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay.

Others, or maybe those patriots will overlap in this celebration, will commemorate Union troops seizing Atlanta, Georgia in 1864, during the American Civil War, the only war in history in which both sides were equally honorable.

Freedom Eagle is afraid to inform you that a few marginalized, radical members of our society will be celebrating neither event. Instead, they will be drugging alongside 11,000 Paultards at Ron Paul’s “mini-convention” in Minnesota.

Try not to vomit.

A Paul campaign aide told The Pittsburgh Tribune Review that the Texas “congressman,” 9/11 Truther, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist hopes to pack some of his anti-American supporters into the Williams Arena at the University of Minnesota, coinciding with the second day of the Republican Convention, in which honorable, brave Americans will celebrate the Future-Presidency of Future-President McCain.

The Paul “Campaign” said they hope to “send a message to the Republican Party.”

No message can be sent from a few insane drug addicts who seek to send America back to its 18th Century depression and surrender in Iraq. We believe Ron Paul and his supporters are almost as bad as democrats. They are not worse because Paultards are honest about wanting to lose in Iraq. democrats make up fake names for surrender, like “phased withdrawal” and “three-state solution.” The only solution to the Iraq War is destruction of the enemy.

Ron Paul believes your president planned 9/11 and carried it out using a remote control joystick. He has said he believes such on several occasions. He has been the little spoon to American simpletons like Alex Jones, the head of the 9/11 Truth movement, and embraced him as a son. Both believe 9/11 was “executed” by President Bush in order to bog America dow n in a never-ending war so American corporations can make more money, an idea so ridiculous, it boggles Freedom Eagle’s mind that Lyndon LaRouche hasn’t yet been seen burrowing out of his underground tunnel (like a Viet Cong scumbag), and ending his long journey in Paul’s overgrown back yard to embrace Paul with a big wet homosexual kiss.

Ron Paul believes an “Illuminati” theory of American and other world leaders, in which the idea of men mating with lizards, creating “Reptilian Humanoid” spawn is considered reasonable. He has held anti-American/British forums with David Icke.

Again, the only thing Freedom Eagle respects more about Ron Paul more than the democrats is that at least he believes his own filth. He’s a psycho path. He hates your American troops and believes they are not heroes.

democrats are simply pandering cowards.

Communists Open New Front in War on Gender

2008-06-10T16:32:00.007-04:00

Communism is Gay

Freedom Lovers dwelling all across America’s purple mountain majesty are reacting with revulsion and fury to reports that Cuba, domain of three-quarters-dead tyrant Fidel Castro, will be sending in hundreds of citizens for the dual castration and hormone engineering process sometimes referred to as “gender reassignment therapy”. Warm-welcomed Cuban refugees to the United States took the silence of the communistic nation’s socialist celebrants in the democrat party as a hateful slap in the face, further cementing their allegiance to the Party of War Hero John McCain – the Republican party.

The Trustworthy Encyclopedia, Conservapedia, points out that there is a widely identified link between transexualism – the lifestyle lived by a sufferer of “gender identity disorder” - and homosexualism.

In the United States, the government takes steps to encourage its population to live healthier, more heterosexual lives. In the third to last international communist stronghold (the other two being Maoist China and Illist North Korea) they encourage these personal depravities.

Luckily, Americans’ hatred of Cubans will serve to better their own country, and remind them of what happens when liberals are allowed to turn entire countries into their own personal amusement parks. Rest assured, if anti-, un- and, according to recent reports, possibly non-American B. Hussein Obama takes over America, he’ll be handing out adoptive children to homosexuals with his left hand, and grabbing your self-defense mechanism with his right.

Maryland Schools Cave To Jihad

2008-06-10T15:07:00.003-04:00

Fox News (We Report. You Decide.) reports that Maryland middle and high school students are being raped by the political correctness sect of the ACLU, and other liberal, elitist organizations who seek to stupidize the would-be well-informed.

A textbook monitoring group says middle and high school students from Maryland will be required to read a “dumbed down” version of radical Islamic teachings as part of its new policy.

Jihad. Sharia Law. Suicide Bombings. 72 Virgins. The Truth About Islam.

Erased.

Terms have been “adjusted,” according to Gilbert Sewall, a coward who gave into pro-Islamic groups who have been rumored to fund terrorism and kill American soldiers who seek to guarantee Sewall his freedom, such as CAIR.

Sewall, along with other hatists like Keith Olbermann and Teddy Kennedy, are responsible for terrorism against the United States and her allies.

Infant To Human Harvesters: "I Want To Live"

2008-06-06T16:49:00.002-04:00

The human harvesters weren’t expecting this kid.

Jodie Percival, a liberal who believes human life is equal to that of rotten fruit, said she and her fiancé, also a sick man whose sole intention in life seems to be creating a Darwinian war-zonian womb, made the decision to abort her child, Finley, when she was eight weeks pregnant.

She claims the child was suffering from a kidney disease, though still in utero. And because her child had this curable disease, she felt it necessary to kill that child – a child with a soul.

But she wasn’t expecting God to intervene. Much to the dismay of democrats, Finley lives. And he’s pissed.

In order to understand the significance of this attempted murder, Freedom Eagle invites you on a journey through history.

Under Adolf Hitler, Nazi Germany had a number of social policies that placed the improvement of race on eugenics, making the policy the center of their concerns in order to create a pure society of Aryans. Anyone considered, in the words of Hitler, feeble-minded, idle, or weak, though clearly subjective terms, was deemed “unworthy of life.” More than 400,000 people were sterilized because of eugenic theory.

Hitler believed, while imprisoned and before be became dictator, that in order for Germany to become strong again, the state must apply the basic principals of racial hygiene he read about in Social Darwinian books. He came to think that World War I was lost because of infusion of degenerate elements into the German bloodstream, not because America kicked their Bratwurst-sucking asses.

Fast forward to June 5, 2008.

“I was on the [eugenically engineered] birth control pill when I became pregnant,” said Jodie Percival. “Deciding to terminate at eight weeks was just utterly horrible [since I let the parasite grow past the point of pink glob].”

Liberal Fascism has hit heights not seen since the liberal socialists came into power in Germany and Russia before World War II. While Republicans oppose the liberal idea of treating a child like a microscopic bacterial parasite in a war zone of anti-bacterial soap, Democrats embrace Hitler’s ideals.

Freedom Eagle remembers that FDR, though a Stalinist, was once looked at as a leader by Democrats. He was the last thing they had resembling a leader. Today, they choose to pleasure themselves to fetus-in-a-bucket internet videos and bestiality VHS tapes, since outlawed. However, the idea of liberalism means disobeying laws. If liberals can get their right hand on bestiality, they can get their left on KY jelly.

Republicans Block Sham Environmental Bill

2008-06-06T13:50:00.001-04:00

The Washington Times is reporting that a liberal-celebrated Senate environmental bill has been buried by thirty-six courageous Republican congressmen. If successful, the measure would have stolen jobs, suppressed the economy, and raised gasoline prices, hence further sullying the good name of Our President George W. Bush and fooling the ignorant into voting for B. Hussein Obama in November. Luckily for America and the rest of a dependent world, it didn’t.

Specifically, the bill called for caps in carbon dioxide emissions, which ostensibly cause “climate change”, a phenomenon that even environmentalist zealots acknowledge would only raise the global temperature by a couple of degrees – if it even existed in the first place. It doesn’t, as proven most recently by global Freedom Fighter Vaclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, and true friend to Former Prisoner of War, Current Hero and Future President of the United States of America John McCain.

democrat operatives playing politics - namely fat bastard Al Gore - have made out carbon dioxide emissions to be some sort of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi or Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri. What they don’t want Americans to know is that these same CO2 emissions are most commonly produced by the power plants that run the medical devices used to sustain life in the sickly; the refineries that provide fuel for the machinery hard-working Americans use to harvest their crops; even the factories that build the toys that make our children smile. Ostensibly, the hardships that such deprivation would lead to are worth it, as long as they can create an excuse to steal more hard-earned tax dollars from struggling Joe America.

As usual, the Freedom Brothers applaud the Republican party for seeing through the slime-screen, and condemn the democrats. After a landslide victory in November, the former will put an end to this nonsense once and for all.

Clinton: "My Fantastic Dream Is Over, and I've Awakened to a Terrible Reality"

2008-06-05T09:26:00.010-04:00

The Los Angeles Times today decided to go against its reputation as a liberal rag, and provide a detailed, in-depth analysis of each stage of emotional hardship Bill Clinton’s shamed Wife has had to endure as sinner B. Hussein Obama ground her career into the dirt like the butt of one of his unfiltered cigarettes. They were able to identify five defined stages in her decline.

Denial (that her only impetus for trying to seize The Presidency was for fame and fortune)
Anger (at hard-working Americans for seeing through her deceit, and scorning her at the polls)
Bargaining (with Obama in an effort to join together to defeat America in the election)
Depression (as she learned that her husband is having an adulterous sexual relationship with harlot Gina Gershon)
Acceptance (that she managed to lose the campaign to the first Black Muslim presidential nominee, that her dream was dead, and that her family had been cast aside like a soiled blue dress by her husband)

While the Freedom Brothers were able to identify some other physical and mental hardships that Bill Clinton’s Wife was forced to endure throughout the campaign (self-loathing; advanced aging), they were pleased with the article none-the-less. The Grizz and Freedom Eagle’s fundamental concern throughout the democrat party’s entire nomination contest was the election of the candidate most certain to lose to Former Prisoner of War, and Future President of the United States of America John McCain. Still, it was preferential to see lasting damage done to Mrs. Clinton’s reputation amongst the greater American population, which might preclude her from engaging in another War on Democracy in the future.

As of now, the Clinton/Clinton campaign is keeping quiet. The happy couple has only briefly emerged from seclusion since the Mrs. made her final attempt to sabotage Hussein Obama’s jihad on the White House at her party’s expense - she on her way to plan her Concession speech, he to an extramarital sexual tryst with a washed-up “actress” best known for soft-core porn.

We have now seen the entire Clinton Family (Bill, the Wife, Chelsea) meet defeat; now they wait with baited breath to see them accept it.

Stay with your Freedom Brothers for more hard-hitting conservative analysis in the coming days.

B. HUSSEIN IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER (Should He Get Elected and Choose To Be Defeated In Iraq)

2008-06-05T00:25:00.013-04:00

"He came in glory, to judge the living and the dead. And His kingdom will have no end."

So says the Nicene Creed, a small, marginalized beacon of hope that still remains in the secularized Catholic Church, once a foundation that spoke the words of Jesus Christ, now a cult hell-bent on America losing the war in Iraq.

There is a problem Freedom Eagle has found with the Nicene Creed. His Kingdom can come to an end.

It is a cold, hard fact that He speaks through Our President, George W. Bush, a true family man and a man of intestinal fortitude, who has fought and killed terrorists since September 11th, 2001, and who creates wealth for His poorest American citizens, who benefit greatly from the tax cuts, and who have retained heavy employment because of Ronald Reagan's trickle-down economic theory, also of His word.

But He created Our country on the pretense of it being a Christian nation. We are a nation of all, led by Christians with Judeo-Christian values. If that is no longer so, His kingdom will come to an end. And Barack Hussein Obama is neither a Christian nor a man of values.

He is a black Muslim.

Black Muslims, since the days of serial killer and riot organizer (which also makes him a child burner) Malcom X, have sought to destroy Our nation that we hold dear. Under His sun. They pelt bullets through our police officers' faces, steal our electronics and use the money they make at pawn shops for illegal, cheap drugs, and molest our children's minds with pornography and anti-American drivel they refer to as literature.

The following are a list of black Muslims worshipped by secularists, New Dealers, and communists:

Mumia Abu Jamal. Murderer.

Muhammad Ali. Coward. Turncoat.

Malcom X. Murderer. Riot Enthusiast.

Busta Rhymes. Child Molester.

Dave Chappelle. Anti-American. Valueless. Anti-Capitalism.

Mike Tyson. Rapist. Murderer.

Barack Hussein Obama. Coward. Traitor. Turncoat. Liar. Radical. (And should he pull out of Iraq...) Cold-Blooded Murderer.

Future-President McCain will wipe the floor with B. Hussein during the debates, but that may not be enough. B. Hussein has already warped the minds of millions of clueless teenagers and anti-American racists throughout the country. He has used the traits passed on from his Muslim, racist, radical pastor, Jeremiah Wright, to brainwash half his party into voting for him. They wear his T-shirts without realizing the secret Muslim message hidden in the "O."

Luckily the blue collars and working class who mistakenly voted for Hillary will never vote for a man like B. Hussein. They are too smart for that. The truck drivers whose education included the school of Limbaugh, the factory workers who learned the hard way that unions don't help anyone besides the elite, and the janitors who see the ignorance at Our Nation's public schools (where the teachers "teach" Stalinism in a positive manner), they will vote for Future-President McCain.

And they'll do it with honor.

Freedom Eagle and The Grizz have laid low for some time now, knowing our job had been done for the time being, as Future-President McCain sailed through a crowd of worthy opponents, heroes, family men, men who seek to speak His word, and terrorist killers. Future-President McCain was the best, but they were all great.

That is, besides the anti-American liberal traitor Ron Paul, who said your president controlled Flight 93 with a remote control joystick and shed tears of joy as the World Trade Center came crashing down. Never forget.

But our time has come again, as has His will, to judge the living and the dead. Future-President McCain does not need Our help, but we are happy to lend it to him. Both The Grizz and Freedom Eagle have spent much of their hard-earned cash to help the Future-President achieve his goal, and we encourage you to do the same. He is a family man of values who will not surrender in Iraq, as B. Hussein, with a ticket of loose cannon/racist Joe Biden, Liar/U.N. knee-padder Wesley Clark, or Murderer/feminzai Hillary Clinton will. They yearn to lose.

B. Hussein, the by-product of a Muslim and an atheist, is both, but neither. He represents the worst of our country. He represents those who still think JFK was a leader and others who believe Bill Clinton didn't trash the White House before he left office, because he hates the Bushes. Yes, those people still live in America.

The media is not on our side, as we well know. Hence, they will not ask B. Hussein why he chose to swear into office on a Koran, rather than a Bible. What else is he trying to hide?

What else?

May He Fulfill Prophecy and Keep democrats From Office

2008-04-21T17:23:00.007-04:00

Our God is a Loving God.

He does what is best for us. He knows it is through His word that we live out our lives. We worship and give Him thanks. We respect all that he has given us, forevermore.

Yet tomorrow, several American citizens will be choosing between two candidates who do not follow His word. They despise Him. He has let them carry on their infantile existences to show us which way not to go. He uses them as examples, much as He has used "dinosaur" bones to test our faith, and putting Our oil in the middle east to test our will.

B. Hussein and Bill's wife are Adam's second chance to turn away from the snake.

The Pennsylvania polls have been fluctuating between B. Hussein and Bill's wife, yet God has not stepped in with His divine intervention, yet, and crowned Future-President McCain the throne which is rightfully His. For this, we respectfully question Our Lord. Why? Why do You allow democrats to commit infanticide? Why do you allow them to undermine Our Troops, who brilliantly do Your work here on Earth?

The Christian Peace Movement must come out for Future-President McCain this November the way they came out in 2004 and guaranteed Our President time to fulfill prophecy which is moving forward swimmingly, with the coming nuclear destruction of Occupied iran. The Christian Peace Movement are the ones who truly understand that Our President, George W. Bush, speaks through Him.

He spoke through His Only Son, Jesus Christ, and taught us these words:

"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallow be Thy name. Thy Kingdom Come, thy Will be done, on earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive Us Our Trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation."

Those of us who follow the Judeo-Christian order, and are not persuaded by the eugenicists in the democrat party are ready, wiling, and able to vote for Future-President McCain. And by Golly, we're ready for 100 more years of war, so that His word may be fulfilled.

Amen.

ABC Wipes Floor With Remnants Of democrat Party

2008-04-16T23:38:00.005-04:00

Tonight, in a rare moment of clarity, the media did its job.

They took on two terrorist sympathizers and left them exactly where America will be should either B. Hussein or Bill Clinton's wife get elected: in pieces, bleeding from the throat, able to open their eyes just long enough to catch a barreled glimpse of a sawed-off shotgun.

Charles Gibson took Obama to task on his anti-Americanism, including his refusal to wear a flag pin, which should be second nature to any patriotic American. But Hussein, as The Grizz has stated in the past, doesn't know a God Damn thing about America. Hussein says he tries to express his patriotism in his other actions. (Undermining Our Troops, speaking ill of Our President, moonwalking across the graves of Arlington cemetery, etc.) He thinks Americans will nominate a known Hamas supporter who kisses the feet of Palestinian children -- so long as they promise to grow up and be good, successful suicide bombers.

Bill Clinton's wife resorted to outright fibs, taking her audience for imbeciles when she tried to excuse her way from the Bosnian lie.

ABC has done its country a service.

They asked REAL questions. "Reverend" Wright wasn't off limits. Neither was Obama surrogate and 60s radical Ayer, who once said 9/11 wasn't enough destruction for America. He's waiting for B. Hussein to get elected, so he can carry out his true plans to turn New York City into a dust bowl.

Americans know that B. Hussein doesn't wear his flag pin lapel because he hates America. He goes to church with terrorists and Muslims. He fraternizes with men who planted bombs in Our Nation's Capital. He won't agree to go on the radio show of American Hero Rush Limbaugh.

He despises Our President, George W. Bush.

And for that, he can never be forgiven. Never.

Obama To Pennsylvanians: Drop Dead

2008-04-15T11:16:00.004-04:00

During a recent meeting with liberal hate paper The Philadelphia Daily News, Obama said of his elitist comments, “I misspoke but I didn’t lie.”

The Freedom Brothers couldn’t stop laughing when they heard this. Next thing Obama is going to ask what the definition of ‘is’ is, as well as being for his elitist, hatist remarks before he was against them.

Obama created the internet.

As prophetic Politico.com commenter lulu.e.35@hotmail.com said yesterday:

“Elitist doesn't have any thing to do with money, it is an attitude that those who find pleasure, comfort in the simpler things in life like their faith or in hunting with friends are some how lacking that their has to be a profound reason behind their values and beliefs. That he was calling "small town" people racist and bigots and he felt that that was o'k because it wasn't really their fault their just bitter and poor so they don't know better.”

What Obama can't get his head around is that people aren’t bitter. Liberals are bitter because they’ve been out of power for so long. Their leaders have failed them because liberalism is not about policy, it is about changing policy. And when all you want to do is change policy, there is no set goal. It is the definition of failure.

Another commenter, who went by the name of Oilshark on Politico.com, had this to say after being antagonized by a liberal, elite, Obama apologist:

“hey philyr...if your from phily i can see why you back obama..lcity of losers. you can bash george all you want, and i watch all canidates, i even voted for bill so take your bs rhetoric and stick it somewhere, and what is meet me behind whatever, listen phily boy, i live in the great state of tx and we dont take to kind to punkslike you. we have the 12th largest economy in the world in tx and all b/c of g.w policies, how come we aren't in finc. trouble like the other states? i will tell you, b/c we love our guns, we despise the poor who suck our money, we hate fags, and we have more freakin oil than you. Obama is a joke with 0 i repeat0 experience. you guys still believe al gore invented the internet. go hug a tree sing a sweet song and keep fueling the fire on the war. I come from a family of people that served their country proudly, not some biggoted idiot who i must admit, makes hillary look conservative, go give all your money to the poor scum. conservatives throughout history have always inherited the **** economy from the dems, while the dems always inherit a decent economy from the conservs. How can a party say abortion is ok yet the death penalty is cruel. you guys were the guys who talked smack as a kid...met behind the school and got your ass beat. and yeah i think you cooks on the left have no balls, you sympathize with terroist and come up with crazy conspiracy theories. take all the money away that we give to all the scum that don't want to work and see how our budget is then. my entire family came to america in the early 1900's with no money or education and made a life, how come the ghetto cant do the same, i will tell you, b/c of left wing cooks. you guys are idiots.”

The commenter he shot back at had no words.

It is well known that Obama has lied consistently about everything, from childhood to adult. Whether he says he was raised by a single mother, or that he is half white, not a Muslim, received a majority of the Illinois vote in 2004, or was against the Liberation of Iraq, Obama has always been a liar. And an elitist liar he will stay.

Obama: "I Don't Know a God Damn Thing About America"

2008-04-14T17:05:00.005-04:00

"Look. I'm just like you."

Anyone in the know is aware that B. Hussein Obama recently lashed out at hard-working Americans, depicting them as bitter hillbillies that love God and their inherent Right to Self Defense because they're simple. He has since tried to elaborate on his beliefs, patronizing his perceived inferiors as "the heart and soul of America". Now, it seems like his campaign for the democrat nomination may not have overcome his housewife opponent just yet.

Barack Obama is right that Americans have become bitter. What he neglects to mention is why. Let the Freedom Brothers tell you.

Americans are bitter because his friends in the democrat party bankrupted their country, and spent eight years sabotaging their security aparatus, thereby welcoming that warm, sunny day in September when their lives were plunged into what will eventually be a decades long war.

Entertainingly, Bill Clinton's Wife has lashed out like hyena at her nemesis. Trying to play against the universally held perception of her as a scorned housewife taking her fury out on her country, she has attempted to depict herself as a commoner. Yesterday, she took a shot of whiskey, with what was most likely a paid actor. She also provided unconvincing accounts of firing guns with her father as a child.

Mrs. Clinton is playing pretend.

Americans don't need either of these fake-Americans in 2008. Thanks to the Republican Movement, Americans love their lives, and they thank God every day that their our next President will be War Hero and Future-President John McCain.

B. Hussein Proceeds with the Homosexualization of the democrat Party

2008-04-11T09:50:00.006-04:00

CNN is reporting that if - in a fantasy world of Mermaids, Lorax's and Keebler Elves - B. Hussein Obama is elected President, he will flood the military with gays and lesbians as soon as he can defeat the currently 100% straight American military, and bring it home from the global heartland of Terrorism in shame. It is unclear whether homosexual rock star Elton John still plans to continue supporting Bill Clinton's Wife in the wake of this announcement. He stands to earn huge sums of cash should B. Hussein decree Tiny Dancer to be the United States Marine Corps' new fight song.

It is a proven fact that the allowance of gays and lesbians to openly revel in their sexual deviancy will lead to a rapid decline in the standard of bravery and physical strength demanded of The Troops by average hard-working Americans. Even more dangerously, without the guarantee that gay men will refrain from engaging in sex while on watch or in battle, straight Warriors would have to work overtime to take on the responsibilities of others. This strikes right at the heart of America's perpetual military readiness.

Leave it to the democrats to do what Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi couldn't - at least before he was turned into a skidmark by what will probably be the John McCain of our children's era.

Thank God that there is no chance B. Hussein Obama will win the presidency. His current race against the Arch-Enemy of America has inflated his stature, ego and popularity, but as soon as he's relegated her to acting in Activia commercials, his support will taper off and he'll be trying to avoid getting snot on Jeremiah White's welcoming shoulder.

B. Hussein Obama will soon come to regret ever threatening the security of the American people.

Clinton Propositions the Rainbow Demographic

2008-04-10T14:51:00.007-04:00

Reuters reports that openly homosexual rock star Elton John decried the masculinity of hard-working Americans last night at a Clinton fundraiser, telling the cheering crowd of middle-aged women and Stonewall-era queers that their country could "go to hell". It's unclear whether his outburst was a direct plagiarism of hateologist Jeremiah White, or just stock liberal jargon. In any event, Bill Clinton's Wife will still be slumped on the couch in front of Days of Our Lives, drinking Slimfast by this time next month.

It matters very little to The Grizz what kind of girl-talk Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. John are having at their slumber parties. If his brain hadn't deteriorated over decades of illegal drug abuse, Sir Elton would know that pinkie-wavers have no business interfering in Americans' politics, just as Americans don't interfere in the politics of others. It's unsurprising, however, that the Clinton Crime Mob will stoop to any level to win a few votes, even if they come from the widely despised homosexual movement.

The democrats are going to put the Freedom Brothers out of business. The American people don't need commentators to make the comparison between War Hero and Future-President John McCain, who had to be talked out of wearing his Vietnamese-ear necklace on his latest trip to the front lines, and democrats who are parading anti-American black separatists and gay foreigners around in an attempt to prove how liberal they are. The candidates speak for themselves.

Carter Takes Off Diaper To Piss On Founding Fathers' Graves

2008-04-10T12:51:00.004-04:00

Our Worst President Jimmy Carter has dropped his pants, again, adding to the pool of excrement he began creating in 1976.

This time, the loony portrait of senility has planned on meeting with Arab terrorists in a supposed “peace meeting.”

World Net Daily reports that sources in the Gaza Strip office of Ismail Haniyeh, the deposed prime minister of the Hamas-led Palestinian government, confirmed Hamas is in talks with Carter's representatives about setting up a meeting during his trip, scheduled for later this month.

Even the State Department, a portrait of elitist liberalism, has listed Hamas as a terrorist organization and begrudgingly admitted they are responsible for scores of deadly attacks on civilians.

Today, Hamas gunmen took part in a shooting, murdering two Israeli civilians.

Carter has not returned phone calls from various news networks, including World Net Daily and the Freedom Brothers.

Coward.

The Freedom Brothers cannot help but to look at Carter the way one might have looked at the Rosenbergs or the way most of us see B. Hussein. Traitors are never found innocent. They live their lives in humiliation, coming out of their caves just long enough to spout anti-American drivel, damning their country of birth for its humanitarian sacrifices and liberation of countries all over the world.

Freedom Eagle and his conservative brothers and sisters of every race, shade, and color are proud of America.

We LOVE Our Country.

Unlike the filth who prance around with Ds next to their name, we support Our President, George W. Bush. We sacrifice for our troops fighting for Our Freedom overseas. And we take back what is ours. Shame on you, Mr. Carter.

Shame on you.

Enemy of the Week: "Senator" Jay Rockefeller

2008-04-08T18:20:00.003-04:00

Charlton Heston; 1924-2008

2008-04-07T11:46:00.004-04:00

Hero. Entrepreneur. Leader.

Legend.

All these words come to mind when Freedom Eagle thinks of the late, great, Charleton Heston, who died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills, where he spent his time trying to restore order to the liberal insurgent haven.

Heston is remembered for playing Moses and Ben-Hur in Hollywood movies (when Hollywood movies weren't ripe with anti-American falsehoods), but conservatives remember him as the campaigner for Heroic causes, which included his presidency of the National Rifle Association, who, we believe, truly do God’s work.

After being elected in 1998, Heston jabbed then-president/embarrassment Clinton, saying, “America doesn’t trust you with our 21 year-old daughters, and we sure, Lord, don’t trust you with our guns.”

It was Mr. Heston who first showed Freedom Eagle the true meaning of being a gun owner. When I bought my first rifle, showing it off to my friends, going hunting, protecting my family at night, I remembered Mr. Heston’s prophetic 2000 statement, saying bill Clinton would take away our second amendment rights, “From my cold dead hands.”

Heston is also known for his witty jabs in Michael Moore’s mockumentary Bowling For Columbine, in which he embarrasses Moore, throwing his own statements back at him, forcing the fat, blowhard to run away from Heston’s estate in cowardice, holding a photoshopped photograph of a young girl who, Moore falsely claims, was shot.

Heston, a recipient of the Presidential Medal Of Freedom, from Our President and Commander-In-Chief George W. Bush, died Saturday night at the age of 84. His loving wife, Lydia, was by his side.

Pelosi Spits On Troops, Again

2008-04-03T16:18:00.004-04:00

Nancy Pelosi, the troops worst nightmare and a true freedom opponent, attempted to warn American Hero Gen. David Petraeus about putting a positive spin on positive events happening in Free Iraq.

“We have to know the real ground truths of what is happening there, not put a shine on events because of a resolution that looks less violent,” Pelosi vomited today, as our troops were protecting her right – which she embraces – to treat them like rotting garbage.

General Petraeus, National Review Man Of The Year, and recipient of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Service Medal, Defense Superior Service Medal, Legion of Merit, and Bronze Star will be testifying before anti-American traitors in congress next week, as well as congressional Republicans.

Pelosi, who publicly cuddles Code Pink in their socialist, terror-inspiring antics, has been crying about American victories as of late, including the squashing of the Mahdi Army. The speaker openly rooted for the terrorist organization as they attempted to put a dent into the American military, who have served graciously and with honor in Iraq since 2003.

Unfortunately for Pelosi and the cowards in the democrat party, our military ended the Mahdi army's criminal gang violence admirably in a mere six days, certainly not enough time to garner support for another shameful protest where liberals do drugs and have relations with strangers in an attempt to lose the war on terror.

Enemy of the Week: "Reverend" Jeremiah Wright

2008-04-01T18:24:00.001-04:00

Pelosi Shoves Agenda Down Pentagon's Throat

2008-04-01T13:07:00.003-04:00

The Freedom Brothers have warned you in the past that the left wants to make the homosexual agenda the norm of our society. They wish to secularize the United States into oblivion, where invasions from Mid Eastern countries and ex-enemies such as Russia and China are common place. They want Americans to turn in on itself and blame our humanitarian policies for terrorist attacks and brutal invasions.

They want a socialist dictatorship.

Then, it should come as no surprise that “Speaker” Pelosi recently intervened and guilted the Pentagon into allowing homosexual democrat representative Tammy Baldwin’s “partner” on a military flight for a congressional fact-finding trip to Europe.

Liberalism 101: Pay for a homosexual vacation to smoke dope in Amsterdam with taxpayer money.

The speaker, a San Francisco-values socialist, is promoting her own hatist anti-American agenda and infiltrating the military’s one safe haven in the United States. Pelosi wants our Marine’s camouflage uniforms to be sprinkled pink to promote political correctness. They want Boeing’s contributions tossed in the sewer while the ACLU takes control as the main sponsor of our democracy spreading missions.

They want Reverend Wright’s finger on the trigger.

It’s time to take our country back from the homosexuals, who have spread their disease like peanut butter.

Bashar Assad Finally Gets It Right

2008-03-29T07:25:00.006-04:00

Bashar Assad, squishy-faced president of Syria - the America of Evil - finally blurted out a truthful statement about Israel in between high-fives with other Terrorist Sponsors at today's Arab Summit in Damascus. "Jerusalem has rejected every peace initiative over the last 30 years... [The bastion of modernity, prosperity, equality and morality surrounded by destitute, uneducated masses operating with a Before Christ worldview] is exploiting the internal Palestinian divisions for its own benefit," he sniffled.

He's damn right it is.

Since its scorched-earth campaign and triumph over Arab aggressors in 1967, Israel has justifiably taken advantage of every one of its Enemies' weaknesses - lack of cohesion, lack of benevolent sponsors (such as The United States of America), and simple lack of intelligence. There is no reason that Israelis shouldn't be dancing the hora in the streets every time an Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade revolutionary turns a Hamas suicide bomber into ground pork before he can get shot while trying to cross the Security Wall. That bullet would have cost Israel a fraction of an agorot - a virtually infinite sum when compared to the completely unvalued life it has been dispatched to take.

Unfortunately, a large number of fellow Islamic Extremists weren't on premisis to witness Assad break the Truth barrier. Embarrassingly, the Summit was shunned by Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon's heads of state. The leaders of the former were too busy carrying out America's will in exchange for its generous protection of their heads, which would surely have been severed from their bodies were it not for their powerful benefactors. The Prime Minister of the latter was most likely assassinated on his way to the airport, and the Freedom Brothers can only hope that Hosni Mubarak and King Abdullah were occupied torturing Palestinian extremists in the dungeons of their respective citadels. Nuri al-Maliki obviously wasn't in attendance - as the Freedom Brothers reported earlier this week, he was too busy overseeing the complete liquidation of Mahdi Army forces in Free Basra, Iraq.

The Grizz applauds Heir Assad on his effort to bring a little Truth to the region - up until now, that was a commodity delivered to the people only in the form of bomblets dispersed by Israeli anti-personnel cluster munitions. Unfortunately, considering the mentality of the locals, the Truth hurts whether it comes in the form of a white-hot shard of metal, or in that unintelligible gurgle that is the Arabic language as it spews out from Bashar Assad's stupid face.

Patrick Leahy Tells Bill Clinton's Wife to Destroy Self for Sake of Party

2008-03-28T15:34:00.008-04:00

"I'm sorry I betrayed you, son."

Patrick Leahy, a democrat senator from left-wing stoner bastion Vermont, has fueled speculation that Bill Clinton's Wife has an imminently scheduled shopping spree at Sacks Fifth Avenue by demanding today that she drop her Presidential bid immediately. While the Freedom Brothers have concluded that the pleasure of watching the complete implosion of the democrat party is more satisfying than an immediate cessation of Mrs. Clinton's career, any possible course of action on her part is good enough, considering the prolific thrashing that John McCain will definitely hand to B. Hussein Obama in November's general election.

Leahy told NPR, "There is no way that Senator Clinton is going to win enough delegates to get the nomination. She ought to withdraw, and she ought to be backing Senator Obama." He added that War Hero and Future-President McCain, "has been making one gaffe after another [and] is getting a free ride."

Are you referring to the ridicule Senator McCain has faced from the liberal media in response to his correct assertion that there is some heavy-petting going on between bin Laden and little man? Is it his working-man's explanation of the housing crisis? Is it his promise to benevolently shephard Free Iraq back from the Gates of Hell, even if it takes a century and five million Iraqi and - more importantly - American lives to do it?

Put down the joint Leahy.

John McCain has more knowledge and experience in the bump in his face than you have in your entire head. He picked this up the hard way: suffering for 1,889 days in a Viet Cong dungeon while you and Jerry Garcia were giving peace a chance at a San Francisco sit in. Unfortunately, the American people won't be fooled, regardless of whether Bill Clinton's Wife takes your advice or not. On November 4th, 2008, you'll be wiping the snot from Barack Obama's nose while the Freedom Brothers (responsibly) sip champagne in celebration of President John McCain's triumphant rise to the top.

Liberals Grab Axe of Justice Away from Neck of Condemned Cop Killer

2008-03-27T17:53:00.005-04:00

On a blustery early December morning in 1981, a drug-addled black separatist named Mumia Abu-Jamal and his brother, William Cook, were pulled over for a routine traffic stop by Philadelphia Police Department officer Daniel Faulkner - an honest, hard-working American just trying to feed his family. Cook, who was under the influence, became agitated and was placed under arrest. As Faulkner led the criminal away, Abu-Jamal raised his pistol and shot him in the back like a coward.

Now, if the liberals of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court in Philadelphia have their way, Abu-Jamal will be sitting on top of Faulkner's grave in his underwear, eating a banana split by July 4th. Apparently unconvinced by the plethora of physical and circumstantial evidence linking the barbarian to the crime, they've decided to remove him from Death Row, where he awaited a widely-publicized and torturous death at the hands of the state. Daniel Faulkner's widow Maureen was too distraught to comment.

The evidence against Abu-Jamal is irrefuteable. He was witnessed by several witnesses emptying his pistol into the Fallen Hero at his feet. That same pistol - registered in his name - was found lying beside the crumpled body by first responders on the scene. Even more damningly, he later shouted at a room full of Faulkner's Comrades-In-Arms, "I shot the mother f-----, and I hope the mother f----- dies!"

Now it's his turn - at least as long as the judicial system stays out of it.

Abu-Jamal's case has become a pet cause for tens of thousands of black-supremecists, 9/11 Truthers and stoned-out losers who can't find girlfriends. Despite the countless number of suburban high school walkouts their outrage has generated, the 299,990,000 Americans living in the mainstream of American social conciousness demand that he pay in blood for his transgressions. The forfeiture of his pathetic excuse for a life is hardly enough to keep lonely Mrs. Faulkner warm at night. Perhaps the knowledge that he will be suffering an eternity of brutality and hardship will.

Americans and Iraqis Pray for Collapse of Ceasefire and Subsequent Liquidation of Mahdi Army

2008-03-26T15:23:00.006-04:00

Major media outlets reported today that Nuri al-Maliki, Prime Minister of Free Iraq, grabbed his Kalashnikov and raced to the front lines of the War on Evil as thousands of valiant Iraqi and Coalition Troops massed in preparation for a decisive battle for the country's - and the world's - future. Iranian trained, sponsored and celebrated Terrorists have taken Americas ever-so-temporary acceptance of their continued existence this side of Paradise as a sign of weakness, and a blank check to carry out their blood-thirsty designs against the will of Basra and Baghdad's citizenry. Now, they're going to pay.

Because the American military has generously trained Iraqi security forces to the highest level of efficiency that would still allow for their utter decimation by the Israeli Defense Forces in a crisis, the Natives are taking the fight to The Enemy almost exclusively. The exceptions are American Special Forces advisers and aircraft, which coordinate to rain an almost constant barrage of hellfire down upon the anti-Iraqi insurgents. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Young Americans down-range are forced to listen to the thunderous battle from a distance, salivating at the thought of getting their own little piece of revenge for 9/11.

Colonel Bill Buckner - no relation to one of American history's most prolific losers - proved that this was "an Iraqi-planned, -led and -executed mission at the direction of the Iraqi prime minister." He claimed that the operations were aimed at crushing "the lawlessness that has been going on under religious or political cover, along with smuggling of oil, weapons, and drugs." Most Americans, however, knew that the battles were mainly focused at weakening Osama bin Laden and his Al-Qaeda henchmen. Colonel Bill also noted that several thousand pinkie-wavers were enjoying tea and scones outside of Basra, ready to sweep in and deliver coup-de-graces to severely wounded, though still breathing foes where necessary. The Grizz, for one, wouldn't mind seeing a few of them swept off for some well-deserved R&R at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

Americans across the country smiled over their morning cup of joe this morning as they listened to news reports announcing the slaughter of more than 50 blood-soaked Revolutionaries across Iraq by victorious Freedom Forces. The Freedom Brothers pray the so-called "truce" between these Heroes and The Enemy collapses as soon as possible, and that these numbers soon climb to three, then four digits.

Dreams Of My Drunk

2008-03-26T13:49:00.005-04:00

In what will inevitably be a crippling blow to our first would-be terrorist president’s campaign, B. Hussein Obama’s adoring “father" was an alcoholic, World Net Daily reports.

Writes truth-site World Net Daily: “After being educated at Harvard, Obama senior returned to Africa, abandoning Obama and his mother, to live the life of a chronic alcoholic who ultimately killed himself in his second drink-induced car accident, while driving drunk on the streets of Nairobi.”

It is common knowledge that no alcoholic ever changes, and their spawn often carry on these traits. Do we really want a potential alcoholic, doped up at 3 a.m. on any number of drugs -- laughers or other pick-me-ups -- answering phone calls from little man in Occupied iran, who is already planning his Hitlerian take-over of Europe, Israel, and The United States, after America swears in one of his own?

It gets worse.

B. Hussein begins his 1995 hate book "Dreams from My Father" with a scene from 1982, when Hussein, having just turned 21 (but a casual binge-drinker since at least the age of 9), receives a phone call from Africa telling him his father had been killed in a car accident. He goes on to describe dad as a heroic figure, whence he is anything but.

What else is he lying about?

B. Hussein is already an admitted socialist. He represents the human experimentation wing of the loony left. Count Freedom Eagle in on the first plane to the violence-free, ethical Green Zone should this human fool get elected.

Enemy of the Week: As'ad Abukhalil

2008-03-25T10:09:00.003-04:00

College? Hell No!

2008-03-24T15:05:00.005-04:00

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.

- William F. Buckley, Jr. (conservative thinker, American hero; 11/24/25-2/27/08)

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Last week, an anonymous coward posted this, in reference to American Hero and fellow Freedom Brother The Grizz:

"Grizz - There is a reason you will never teach in a university. Let me know when you find out."

This anonymous liberal/suspected terrorist sympathizer (based on his views expressed in his comment post) did not know it when he spoke truth to power about The Grizz.

Both Freedom Eagle and The Grizz would never embarrass themselves going in for a job interview at a typical American university. Universities in America are safe havens for Marxists, New Dealers, Radical Islamic sympathizers, and Stalinists. If you asked Freedom Eagle or The Grizz to teach a class at a university (with rare exceptions; Bob Jones, Regent, etc) we'd probably spit in your face.

The media didn't admit until 2006 that they were officially on the side of the democrats. Liberal collegiate institutions and public high schools all over America have admitted it since at least the 1800s. In the 60s, college professors burned buildings, blew up military recruiting stations, and lit themselves on fire all in the name of losing the war against communism. And they were praised by the media, their students, and each other.

Freedom Eagle is embarrassed to have his bachelor's degree, knowing that it has taken years to reverse the effects and false-information he received in the brick buildings of the northeast terrorist-infiltrated haven. It's common thought amongst most Americans that democrats and terrorists are interchangable homonyms. The same can go for college professors. They feast on the hope that America is defeated.

Bizarrely, Egyptians Take a Stand Against Terror

2008-03-21T13:28:00.006-04:00

"Hi, Saddam? I'll be right down!"

Confusing reports emerged today that Egypt, homeland of blood-thirsty hijacker Mohammad Atta, has been torturing several of their Hamas terrorist allies, whom they apprehended during the Gaza Border Breach Bonanza in January. Whether or not The Grizz would try to squeeze a single drop of salt water from his face was not in question, though what exactly constituted said "torture" was.

The Freedom Brothers recently touched on the inconsistency of Islamists in regards to torture (being in a room with a menstruating female, yes; sawing a bound and screaming man's head from his torso in a dungeon, no), so we'll wait to hear the Egyptian authorities take before evaluating the situation. One way or another, neither The Grizz or Freedom Eagle is crying over spilt milk. As long as America's reputation remains untarnished, it isn't of much concern whether or not a barely functioning dictatorship is abusing hell-bent Terrorists originating in Occupied Gaza - an overpopulated, festering wasteland pragmatically jettisoned by a larger, more prosperous Democracy.

As it turns out, there was even more good news coming out of the region today. Hilariously, two Hamas insurgents hopped on the express train to Paradise when they dismembered themselves in an incident the left-wing media referred to as an "accidental explosion," but the Freedom Brothers called "deliverance of supreme justice by an all-powerful God."

Woops.

According to the Jerusalem Post, hysterical Terrorists ran around in tears, trying their best to keep photographers and other journalists away from the scene, obviously aware of the massive embarrassment this would cause them. Unfortunately, their best efforts were in vain, and they were humiliated before tens, probably hundreds of millions of viewers worldwide.

The Freedom Brothers encourage the Terrorists to seek better training before attempting to handle dangerous items in the future. There's no way for The Troops to take the fight to them if they go killing themselves before the starting bell.

Bring it on.

George W. Bush Smiles Benevolently Down Upon the Free Iraqi People

2008-03-20T16:57:00.002-04:00

"I will forever be indebted to you."

Five years ago today, the United States Military was killing its way across the Southern Iraqi countryside, well on its way to delivering Liberties and Luxuries even the dream of which would have previously earned one of that nation's citizens a hardcore torture session in one of Uday Hussein's dungeons. Now, they fear no more. In the wake of Our President George W. Bush's total victory over his nemesis Saddam, the formation of the non-sectarian Iraqi Government, the Free Democratic elections, and now The Surge, Iraqis - whether they live in the rugged mountains of Kurdistan or the sun-scorched badlands of the Arabian desert - are loving life and the Freedoms generously bestowed upon them by America.

President Bush celebrated Iraq’s fifth Independence Day with thousands of jubilant warriors at America’s military citadel, The Pentagon. He declared that, “The successes we are seeing in Iraq are undeniable! The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around, it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror.” He added that “the level of violence is significantly down, civilian deaths are down, sectarian killings are down, [and] attacks on American forces are down." The Troops cheered. President Bush was only able to calm them by promising that they’d be allowed back to the front lines as soon as possible, where they could continue their fight against The Enemy.

The situation in Washington differed starkly from that in Fayetteville, N.C, where Barack Hussein mentally defecated on the more than 1,000,000 men and women who have died for their country since it won its own Independence 231 1/2 years earlier. "Nearly 4,000 Americans have given their lives” for absolutely nothing, he told the small group of fringe leftists that gathered for his hate rally. He added, “We are less safe and less able to shape events abroad. We are divided at home and our alliances around the world have been strained."

Whether or not America’s relationships with Barack’s namesake Saddam, little man, fat man, or Kim Jong-Il – even under the Clinton regime – could be characterized as “alliances" is subject to some debate, but in any event, if the “straining” of them is a bad thing, then The Grizz is Rupaul.

This disparity just highlights why it is so important for Americans to vote for War Hero and Future-President John McCain in the landslide victory he will achieve in November. If Barack Hussein or Bill Clinton's Wife somehow manage to infiltrate the White House, it may be the Iraqis coming to our aid next time around.

Future-President Owns B. Hussein

2008-03-20T15:57:00.004-04:00

While the liberals have proven themselves racists, cowards, and impotents, Future-President McCain is riding strong, opening double digit leads over both candidates, according to a Rammusen poll.

B. Hussein foolishly tried to proxy-mock the war hero for correctly saying Iran is training al Qaeda, ready to wash American streets in blood, and McCain simply shrugged the most-liberal hatist senator’s comments off, presidentially. “Hell, we’ll just move on.”

B. Hussein was seen taking a break from doing the moonwalk on graves in Arlington National Cemetery when Future-President McCain proudly scolded him, "It's very clear that I have a lot of experience in Iraq…It is very clear to most objective observers that the surge has succeeded where others predicted it would fail."

Our Future-President also visited our boys in Iraq and Israel this week.

McCain spoke truth to power when he said Iran is training al Qaeda, a fact that is well documented.

When the president of Occupied iran came to America, he wished to put a wreath at Ground Zero, praising the terror which took place there. He is the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism. little man is lucky he didn’t end his trip with a beard of shrapnel over his pre-grown terrorist chic, his carcass hanging from the Brooklyn Bridge, wrapped in a blood-drenched American flag.

The Freedom Brothers know that a terrorist is a terrorist, no matter how you look at it. little man in Occupied iran will take all the extremists he can get – “Sunni” and “Shia” – since all terrorist groups and liberal-identified “insurgent” groups retain the top priority of bathing in American blood and killing our children, as they did on 9/11.

Never again.

Those of us who have paid attention to the facts, and not B. Hussein’s racist Muslim pastor, understand the real threat we face. Future-President McCain understands this. And he won’t stop until he’s sitting in the driver’s seat on Air Force One, wearing Osama bin Laden’s scalp as a hat, tipping it to his fellow pilots in the accompanying NORAD jets.

Johnny Got His Gun: McCain Back in Familiar Place on the Front Lines

2008-03-19T12:44:00.003-04:00

War Hero and Future-President John McCain solemnly worships the Judeo-Christian God at the Western Wall Wednesday

This week, the bane of Vietnam, John McCain, has headed to not just one, but both fronts in the War for Freedom: Liberated Iraq and Israel. Despite the pleas of concerned Americans from Sea to Shining Sea, the War Hero and Future-President made it clear: he's only truly at home when he's standing on a blood-drenched battlefield, staring down upon the dismembered corpse of an Enemy Of America. Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was unavailable for comment due to his ongoing - and presumably never-ending - incarceration at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

On Wednesday, McCain dared the Angel of Death by visiting the battle-scarred southern Israeli city of Sderot. For the last five years, this community has had no shelter from an almost constant rain of hellfire generated by its "peace partners" in Occupied Gaza. McCain warned The Enemy that there will be hell to pay once he's elected President of the United States of America in a landslide victory this November. The Freedom Brothers have the utmost confidence in the Heroes of the Israeli Defense Forces, but to be completely honest, The Grizz wouldn't mind seeing the United States Marine Corps spill a little blood in the fetid slums of that savage wasteland.

In the run-up to his trip, America's Newspaper, the Washington Times contacted Mary Anne Marsh, a political operative closely associated with the dnc, for comic relief. She pretended that the trip is aimed at making John McCain "look presidential," similarly to the "orchestrated hand off with President Bush at the White House several weeks ago." She didn't clarify how Bill Clinton's Wife's experience in the laundry room, or Barack Hussein's experience haggling for drugs on a street corner, made them "look" more presidential than a man with literally dozens of confirmed kills, and who endured more than a quinquennium of torture in a Viet Cong concentration camp.

McCain's courage once again demonstrates that he is the only true heir to Our President George W. Bush, and suggests that America will soon conquer the entire Middle East on its path to Total Victory over Evil. The Freedom Brothers know that their Hero said a prayer for each and every American on his visit to Judaism's holiest sanctuary, the Western Wall, on Wednesday; let each and every American say a prayer for him.

Enemy of the Week: Defeated Terrorists

2008-03-19T12:21:00.004-04:00

Pope Betrays Troops, Humanity

2008-03-17T11:01:00.003-04:00

In what may be the biggest blow to the Catholic Church since the liberalization during Vatican II, Pope Benedict XVI has proven himself no better than a defeatist democrat, calling for American surrender in Iraq.

At the end of a Palm Sunday Mass in St. Peter's Square, the pope said, "Enough with the slaughters. Enough with the violence. Enough with the hatred in Iraq."

Pope Benedict could not be reached for comment on whether he believes his views honor the fallen, who gave their lives so Iraq could achieve a Democracy. He did not give his supposed infallible views as to whether he's ready to watch the people of Iraq slaughter each other as soon as the U.S. leaves. He did not give a reason as to why he has become such an al Qaeda enthusiast all the sudden.

Freedom Eagle was horrified when he heard the pope say, "To recognize God, we must abandon the pride that dazzles us, that seeks to push us away from God...We must lean to see with a young heart, one which isn't blocked by prejudice and dazzled by interests."

The Freedom Brothers read Pope Benedict XVI loud and clear. And we encourage Americans to vote for B. Hussein in November if they want al Qaeda to infiltrate the White House the same way they've infiltrated the Vatican.

Showing little to no understanding of the situation, and the dire need to create a Democracy in the region so others can flourish and the terrorist attacks of 9/11 never happen again, Pope Benedict went on to say, "I make an appeal to the Iraqi people, who for the past five years have borne the consequences of a war that provoked the breakup of their civil and social life."

Freedom Eagle once believed in a level of unity with all Judeo-Christian religions. But it has become clear that the evangelical and degrees of methodist and baptist Christian churches, as well as a portion of fundamental Judaism is all freedom-loving, American sun loving, well-intentioned people have left. The Catholic Church has proven itself worthy of at least having terrorist ties.

Pope John Paul II proved himself a worthy partner to Our Greatest President, Ronald Reagan, and helped bring the Soviet Union to its knees. But he soon after betrayed all of humanity when he opposed the liberation of Iraq, a crime the Freedom Brothers can never forgive him for.

Never.

Ferraro Becomes Second Clinton Operative in Two Days to Lose Everything

2008-03-13T16:59:00.011-04:00

Ferraro, left, is considering getting back into acting

Q: What do Chernobyl and Geraldine Ferraro's career have in common?

A: Both spent their existence in the servitude of communism, and ended in a fiery explosion prompted by human error.

The New York Times reported today that Walter Mondale's favorite vice-presidential candidate has been kicked to the sewage-soaked curb by Bill Clinton's Wife and Mr. Clinton's campaign for her presidency. This act of retaliation came in response to Ferraro's assertion that democrat-affiliated bottom feeders were turning out in droves to support Barack Hussein because he was black - not because he was running against the tag team of a morally-bankrupt smear artist and her raping, thieving husband. Ferraro was reportedly crushed by the betrayal.

Unfamiliar with the experience of opening The Times to anything besides Anti-Government, Anti-Military propaganda, The Grizz barely managed to restrain himself from dancing with joy at the latest misfortune to strike Bill Clinton's Wife and Family. Ferraro was a centerpiece of their campaign, and perhaps the only precedent to suggest that Americans would tolerate a housewife anywhere in the White House outside of the Lincoln bedroom.

Taking a trick out of the Al-Qaeda Field Manual, Ferraro played the martyr. She claimed that she was firing herself because, "The Obama campaign is attacking me to hurt [Bill Clinton's Wife]. I won’t let that happen.” It's unclear when she plans to release a photograph of herself standing in front of a green curtain with an AK-47.

Everyone knows The Freedom Brothers are not flip-floppers, but one piece of evidence on this website may suggest the opposite: The Grizz has openly struggled with the decision to enjoy or revile the seemingly never-ending quest for a democrat Presidential nominee. Let him finally clarify, once and for all, where he stands.

Despite having to relive the worst eight years of our lives (January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001) every moment Bill Clinton's Wife's ugly face bangs up against the inside of our televisions, watching loyalist after loyalist stand at their own personal Golgotha on an almost daily basis is an experience that the Freedom Brothers may never again be able to celebrate.

Mother Attempts To Kill Children; Liberals Celebrate

2008-03-12T18:36:00.008-04:00

In a preview of things to come if God decides to punish the world again and put a democrat in office, a woman attempted to kill her children today by buying them a one-way ticket with oncoming traffic.

As pinko-liberalism has turned our country into an organ-harvesting concentration camp where human life has as much significance as sewage, Khandi Busby, 27, decided to toss her children off an overpass in Dallas Texas, like garbage.

Thankfully, no one was hurt.

Freedom Eagle believes Busby should be put to death, but does not think she is entirely to blame. Liberals have made the womb a hostile war zone for infants and fetuses, believing each rotting corpse outside genocide clinics a trophy.

In our ‘toss away’ society, if you get into an argument with your spouse you can divorce her using a liberal attorney, or get the marriage annulled by paying off a corrupt, liberal judge. You don’t like being pregnant? Go ahead and get Dr. Kevorkian’s protégé to tear your child -- with a soul -- out of your body and force a scissor through its tiny, crying face.

There was a time in America when Ronald Reagan, a family man, was looked at as a hero by American children and the elderly alike. Today’s greatest generation take time out of putting satanic music on their iPods only to emulate the crippling stunts performed on Jackass.

The Freedom Brothers are sure Teddy Kennedy and John “Purple Heart” Kerry couldn’t help but to roll over in joyous laughter after getting out of their motel bed when they saw today’s headline on Freedom Brothers. “Finally, an eighteenth trimester abortion.”

George Will once said the conservatives won the 1964 election, as it was recounted over the following 30 years, with 20 of Republican rule. As much as we’d like to believe Will’s assessment, liberals are winning the culture war and slowly turning American weddings and American family Sunday Barbecues into the Maoist pastime of deadly beatings at Red Guard gunpoint.

Bill Clinton's Wife Frantically Tries to Extricate Sex Criminal Elliot Spitzer from Her Legacy

2008-03-12T07:35:00.006-04:00

Elephant in the corner? How about Mount Kilimanjaro in the Port-A-San.

No thanks to the liberal-slanted media, every half-wit on God's Green Earth knows that already-disgraced, imminently-indicted sex criminal Elliot Spitzer spent most of his career cuddled up in bed, whispering sweet nothings into Bill Clinton's Wife's ear. Now, she's is in the basement of her Chappaqua mansion with her apron on, frantically trying to scrub out the stains from her satin sheets. Luckily for her, CNN, MSNBC and Air America are too busy trying to discredit The Troops with their latest manufactured scandal to focus on her blood-brother's felonious, hypocritical indiscretions.

The Future Ex-Governor's doomsday couldn't have come at a better time for America. Recently, his leftist agenda has been advancing more rapidly than ever before - especially when it came to assisting illegal immigrants as they swarm locust-like across Our Nation's sovereign borders. He and the Clinton Crime Mob have worked closely together to provide government-issued identification to these criminals, and were it not for the total disintegration of his career and family life, he'd probably have the New York State DMV offering free flight-training and handing out box-cutters by the close of 2008.

In May, Spitzer became one of the dnc's first political agents to swear his allegiance to Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton's Wife, and their collaborative campaign to take over America. He enthusiastically supported her, praising her for "her charisma, courage and guts." Ironically, the support was not mutual. Mrs. Clinton scorned him during the 2006 gubernatorial primary, most likely because of his (now discredited) crusade against the same political corruption that's made her wildly rich and fantastically powerful.

Now, Spitzer doesn't have to worry about his pesky responsibilities anymore. He can drive around all night long, picking up all the gutter-dwelling streetwalkers he can find. That inconvenient family won't get in the way anymore either. Whatever integrity his wife has left after he dishonored her can only be saved if she leaves him - and soon.

The Grizz is known to hate many things, places and people, but New York's deeply corrupt democrat establishment is at the top of his list. He and Freedom Eagle will surely cherish this charade as it unfolds in weeks to come.

Enemy of the Week: Elliot Spitzer

2008-03-11T21:19:00.002-04:00

AFA Succeeds, Ford Stops Promoting Hate

2008-03-11T16:28:00.006-04:00

In what is a huge day for pro-family advocacy, Ford Motor Company, in the wake of plummeting car sales, will eliminate its pro-homosexual, anti-family agenda after the American Family Association successfully, through heroic means, boycotted the company.

After 780,365 individuals signed the boycott, Ford chose to give up its radical agenda, which included:

1. Giving cash donations to homosexual activities, such as anti-family, hatist gay pride parades.

2. Advertising on homosexual, anti-child media outlets.

3. Giving cash or vehicle donations to homosexual organizations which promote civil unions, and tear families apart, and same-sex marriage, which, if enacted, will undoubtedly lead to anarchistic, genocidal societies in which individuals seek to marry their pets.

All those "benefits" to the anti-child homosexual communities have taken a seat alongside Saddam Hussein -- in hell.

According to the AFA, truly a heroic organization, during the 24 months the boycott took place, Ford sales dropped an average of 8 percent per month, often more. Statistics say the boycott was solely responsible.

The AFA, as well as the Freedom Brothers and President Bush, understand that homosexuality was at least party responsible for 9/11. The terrorists, while hating our freedom, believed we wouldn't fight back because of the sissification they saw in our media.

When homosexuality is perceived as the norm, not out of step, the country that tolerates the hatist homosexuals is looked down upon and becomes open for violent attack. The late Jerry Falwell knew it, Future-President McCain knows it, and you, our loyal reader, know it.

Hayden: Guantanamo Bay Is Not a Day Spa for Mujahadeen

2008-03-11T13:31:00.006-04:00

"So what you're telling me is that I can't call Time Out? No fair!"

Most liberals would rather watch paramedics stack corpses from the latest Washington, D.C. suicide bombing than hear that a caveman trying to kill The Troops in Iraq got anything worse than a hot stone massage and steak dinner. Fortunately, this sentiment is not shared by CIA Director, General and All-American Hero Michael Hayden, who confirmed yesterday that the CIA would continue to make Terrorists endure such hardships as sleeping with the lights on, getting lap-dances from female Marines, and sitting Indian-style for a really long time.

The CIA has come under pressure from such left-wing fringists as Code Pink, George Clooney, and Hamas for the "harsh" tactics it uses to avenge 9/11 and obtain actionable intelligence from Al-Qaeda operatives. Of specific concern to these parties is the purported use of waterboarding, which involves making a Terrorist lie down and drink water at the same time. Maybe they should spend less time mommying Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, and more time mommying their own kids, who, instead of joining Our Military and fighting for their country, are probably trying to drown themselves with beer in some filthy cesspool in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

General Hayden responded to one particular criticism frequently cited by liberals; American intelligence agencies do not follow the specific restrictions set forth by the U.S. Army Interrogation Field Manual. Hayden kept his point simple, so even burnt-out, emotionally-shattered freaks like Cindy Sheehan could get the message: "The Army field manual does not exhaust the universe of lawful interrogation techniques." In a rush to get back to his work Defending the Freedom of every hard-working American, he didn't waste time clarifying the U.S. Army's policy of turning insurgents into scrapple with .50 caliber machine guns.

The Freedom Brothers laud General Hayden and Our President George W. Bush for their willingness to get their hands a little dirty when it comes to fighting the War for Freedom. We urge all Americans to trust their leaders, who know best when it comes to protecting, interpreting and enforcing their Rights as citizens of the world's freest country.

B. Hussein Called Out For Terrorist Ties

2008-03-10T16:54:00.004-04:00

Somewhere in Iraq, a terrorist is jumping up and down, enraged in euphoria at the news of five brave American heroes reportedly killed by one of his comrades in a cowardly suicide mission.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban fighters are wetting themselves with jubilation. They’re saying, “All we have to do is wait it out a little longer. In less than a year, we can begin our offensive again. Because a terrorist-appeaser will be in power.”

Somewhere in an Iraqi village, a small child is crying because while President Bush would never betray Iraq by pulling our troops out of the liberated country, the prospects of a “President Obama” would.

This weekend, Rep. Steve King spoke truth to power when he said terrorists would “be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11th,” should B. Hussein Obama, known liberal hatist, terrorist sympathizer, Che Guevera worshipper, son of a secular mother who hated white people, become president.

The terrorists are on the run. The surge has worked wonders and Iraq has turned the corner in establishing its young democracy. The people of Iraq are kissing the feet of Our President, George Bush for giving them the government they always wanted and eliminating their tyrant dictator.

After America found the weapons of destruction in Iraq, we sent the world a message: No one can ever doubt a country that has always been good, always done good, for people of all races, ethnicities, and countries-of-origin. Liberals will try to stop America from doing good for her allies, but she always prevailed.

We liberated over 200 countries since World War II, including South Korea, South Vietnam (despite what the liberals want you to believe), Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, in an underground bunker, Osama cannot wait for his not-so-distant cousin to assume the American presidency so, together, they can detonate the dirty bomb in American cities, from coast-to-coast.

But, somewhere in Iowa, Representative King is informing the public, saying, “[B. Hussein Obama’s] middle name does matter. It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world, it has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict.”

Somewhere in Arizona, Senator McCain is polishing his glock. If he has to take out bin Laden himself, he will.

Betrayal: New York's democrat Governor Had Sex with Prostitutes

2008-03-10T14:57:00.008-04:00

"I will be faithful to you always."

John Jay is rolling over in his grave.

The New York Times is reporting that Governor Eliot Spitzer (d-NY) is an adulterer who had sex with one or more prostitutes while his wife and three children slept at home. You might remember Spitzer better as the former Attorney General of the left-wing bastion in which he resides. Some of his most-lauded achievements during that phase of his sham of a career include the prosecution of criminals breaking the very same laws he is now proven to have violated.

Apparently, Spitzer was caught red-handed by the Federal Authorities, who recorded him on wiretap as he arranged a sex session with a whore during a business trip to Washington D.C. Whether prior transgressions occurred in the Executive Mansion or elsewhere on state property remains unclear. Unfortunately, CNN has been able to confirm that the wench bedded by Spitzer cost upwards of $5,500 of tax-payer's hard-earned money an hour.

This is a slap in the face to his wife Silda, his daughters Elyssa, Sarabeth, and little Jenna, and hard-working Americans everywhere, regardless of where amongst the United States' purple mountain majesty they dwell.

Currently, details are scarce, but you can rest assured that the Freedom Brothers will keep you well-informed as this sordid, but unfortunately very predictable story develops.

UPDATE: Spitzer just made a brief, incredibly unconvincing apology to his scorned family and state. A haggard, broken looking Silda Spitzer stood by his side, forced by her husband to trade in her honor so he could save face.

Ron Paul Acknowledges that He's Failed His Followers, Himself

2008-03-10T12:13:00.008-04:00

Ron Paul effectively quit his run for the Presidency this morning, acknowledging that he's a failure, but also that he still believes Americans need to lose the Iraq War, and that Our President George W. Bush ordered The Troops to murder thousands of the innocent civilians he rules over on 9/11. During an interview with the liberal cable news outlet CNN, the Good Doctor insisted that despite the fact that he failed himself in his Presidential campaign, his "campaign [to destabilize the United States] is never over.”

Finally, Paul's conspiracy-fueled, anti-American, anti-Semitic past has caught up with him. The Grizz told you right from the start: building a successful Presidential campaign upon a 9/11 Truth foundation would be like building The Freedom Tower on a sand dune. It's a proven fact that hard-working Americans don't support a man who believes in dismantling the government, the universal legalization of narcotics, the building of an abortion clinic on every corner, and outright surrender to Our Enemies.

It seems like the only thing Crazy Ron doesn't believe in is himself.

You can rest assured that Ron Paul's personal misfortune will multiply in the coming weeks and months. Stay with the Freedom Brothers as we comprehensively detail the ultimate disgrace; the end of his reign over his home district in November's general election.

America's Newspaper: Clinton Crime Mob Wheeling and Dealing with Felons, Communists

2008-03-08T14:22:00.021-05:00

"I gotta play it cool. My wife has an election to steal."

The Washington Times on Friday proved that Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton earned $700,000 last year off stock given to them by an ex-con with close ties to the Communist regime occupying the Chinese mainland. More nefariously, their shares were somehow sold to an unidentified buyer who felt that investing more than half a million dollars in an already failed web start up was a good idea. The Clintons' angrily shot down media requests for them to identify the mystery man before turning back to manage their tag-team assault on the White House and American people in November.

Bill Clinton had been given the stock directly by Accoona Corp. as a speaker's fee for his remarks at a left-wing rally they sponsored in 2004. The Freedom Brothers are actively seeking a transcript of the event, which is believed to have come at the behest of one of Accoona's other primary stockholders - The China Daily Information Co., part of the monolithic state-controlled media apparatus wielded by the Maoist Regime in China (aka Occupied Taiwan). Given Mrs. Clinton's long-plotted offensive to take over America, its unlikely that her husband's speech took place in front of a hammer-and-sickle emblazoned red banner, but still, the implications of such associations cannot be understated.

Even the limp-wrists across the pond knew to steer clear of Accoona. The Washington Times' muckraker, Jim McElhatton, reported Derek Hyatt, an English politician, ordered his people to "shun" the company because it was a tool used by the junta to suppress the Freedom-loving Chinese people. Hyatt, who heads a committee overseeing Internet-related issues in the House of Commons - whatever that is - told McElhatton that Accoona Corp. is suspected of having informed on its users, who were later subjected to human rights violations by military and police forces commanded by the regime.

Bill Clinton, who's previous exploits include a string of rape scandals and a smattering of white-collar crimes, is in double-trouble when it comes to his latest adventure. Not only is he now proven to be in bed with America's Enemies, but a convicted felon who was just released after a 19-month bid in the slammer. Armand Rousso, a co-founder of Accoona was accused, then convicted by a jury of his peers, of various federal crimes, which include fraud and money-laundering. Who he was washing cash for - bank robbers, narcotics traffickers, Islamic terrorists - remains unclear.

Hard-working Americans have tolerated this couple's deviant behavior for long enough. After B. Hussein Obama has relegated Mrs. Clinton to history's sewage treatment plant (and been subsequently destroyed in the general election by American Hero and Future-President John McCain), the American people can stop focusing on ridding themselves of the Enemy Within, and turn all of their attention to killing the Terrorists and continuing their sometimes-violent, sometimes-non-violent campaign to make the world safe for Democracy.

SIDE NOTE: Conservative Icon Margaret Thatcher has been released from the hospital after recovering from a brief illness this past week. Ms. Thatcher has spit in Death's face many a time over the years, surviving the Luftewafte laying waste to her country, assassination attempts by Irish terrorists, and numerous strokes. She has proven over and over again that she's so tough, she's practically an American. The Freedom Brothers send her our best wishes.

Mission Failed

2008-03-07T15:02:00.000-05:00

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.

Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.

Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Murtha Is Anti-American

2008-03-06T16:23:00.003-05:00

John Murtha, the scum bucket of the House of Representatives has recently cut a back-room deal to get out of testifying in a case against Marines defending our freedom in Iraq.

Lt. Col. Jeffrey R. Chessani, an American hero and the highest-ranking U.S. Serviceman to face a phony combat-related court-martial since the Liberation of South Vietnam, has been falsely charged with dereliction of duty and violation of lawful order on allegations that he mishandled the aftermath of a supposed shooting incident in Haditha, Iraq.

The Freedom Brothers are pissed.

American Hero Michael Savage has raised money for this American Hero, and eight other Marines who were falsely accused. He should be commended for that.

Murtha, a treasonous felon who admittedly aided and abetted the Viet Cong during his doped-up years fleeing combat in a Saigon whorehouse, consistently missing duty, has lied and said these Heroes killed in cold blood

Murtha had originally been called on to testify in the case so he could be exposed as the traitor, liar, and vicious Code Pinker he is. However, a liberal judge recently ruled that the Pennsylvania dirt bag may not be forced to testify.

Murtha's spokesman and fellow America hater, Matthew Mazonkey, said the congressman had no comment. Murtha's office did not return the Freedom Brothers' phone calls.

We'd refer to Murtha as a coward, but we don't want to insult the French military.

Enemy of the Week: Matt Frei and BBC America

2008-03-05T22:42:00.005-05:00

Black Tuesday

2008-03-05T16:21:00.005-05:00

Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul. Bill Clinton’s Wife.

These three names should be deteriorating in the landfill of history right now. Instead, the scoundrels to which they belong soldier on, energized from a deep sip of fresh blood from the neck of Our Nation.

Who wins?

Al-Qaeda, certainly. The 9/11 Truth movement, definitely. Your local abortionist, without a doubt. "Palestinians” (aka Insurgents in Occupied Israel), of course. Even incesto-pedophile Bernie Ward is doing a jig in his jail cell, waiting for his soon coming pardon.

The losers? Hardworking Americans. Christians. Israeli civilians. Iraqi civilians. Healthy, living infants in utero. Our 9/11 Dead. Our Men and Women in Uniform, both Fighting and Fallen. Lord knows, The Freedom Brothers.

As The Grizz writes, Wolf Blitzer is probably laying buck naked on a bed somewhere, covered in hundred dollar bills. The CNN camera man must have been on strict orders to keep his pudgy upper body on camera last night, so as to prevent any viewer from spotting his arousal at the prospect of milking even more cash out of the race for the democrats' sham of a nomination. Even geriatric Lou Dobbs was hoping to celebrate. Alas, he was too old.

Maybe we should be happy. Kucinich now faces his Doom, which comes in the form of Ohio’s own Jim Trakas. Trakas has been serving the citizens of Ohio’s 10th District since he was selling Hot Dogs at Cleveland Stadium in the 1970's, and though he has no experience killing America's Enemies, he's practically Pat Tillman when you compare him to the shriveled-up loser masquerading as his opponent.

Then there’s the Good Doctor, who’s built a constituency from the grassroots up. Its heart lies in the minusculey-intellected; the 9/11 Truthies, campus NORML activists, and Lyndon LaRouche cast-offs. It’s a sad day when the Freedom Brothers find themselves having to support a Democrat, but in this case, it trumps the alternative, which is the moral equivalent to break-dancing over graves at Arlington National Cemetery.

That leaves Bill Clinton’s Wife, who will almost definitely still lose the primary. If she doesn’t, we get to see All-American Hero John McCain brutalize her the way he did the Viet Cong prior to his capture and imprisonment in their tropical dungeon.

For now, Americans need to stay strong. Our children need us. The Troops need us.

The World needs us.

Let Us Win

2008-03-04T10:55:00.006-05:00

Over the static of brainwashed children screaming “Yes We Can,” over the squealing, dying cat sounds of the “First viable female nominee,” and over the radical anti-Constitution fundamentalists screaming “Reinvestigate 9/11,” there is a conversation brewing. It’s been quietly stirring for months.

Years.

And now, with America’s most important election since 1984 coming up, those voices are being heard – “Let us win.”

It’s coming from the foot soldiers in Young Republican meetings around the country, from the halls of congress, from every blue collar American worker who’s been given the shaft by the elitist democrats who’ve sought to take rights away from small businesses and tax hard working Americans into the poor house.

It’s coming from the front lines of Baghdad. From now-secure, once-terrorist havens in Afghanistan, Somalia.

Let us win.

And it’s sweeping the nation.

As a young John McCain was beaten for days on end in Hanoi, his fellow citizens marched on the White House as Our President, Richard Nixon sought to only save the Vietnamese people from communism. These anti-American citizens cheered on the communists. They broke bread with Soviets.

All the while, McCain stayed strong. As they beat him senseless, he bled red, white and blue. While they electrocuted his buddies, they chanted, “USA! USA!”

And as they came home, they looked at the democrats who cut off their funding and vowed to never again allow America’s party of defeat to force us to lose another war.

There’s a conversation starting. A way of thought.

A way of life.

Let us win.

Apocalypse Now

2008-03-03T18:02:00.007-05:00

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Venezuelan Tyrant Puts John Hancock on Suicide Note

2008-03-03T11:38:00.003-05:00

Venezuelan president and socialist-tyrant/terrorist Hugo “Fat Man” Chavez recently agreed to let the people he stole two elections from die in a fire-pit of misery after the United States decides to unload some pent-up anger on his country.

Chavez, in what experts are saying was a cocaine-induced, alcohol-soaked statement, threatened to declare war on his neighbor and U.S. Ally Columbia, a strong backer in the War On Terror.

Chavez, while attempting to sober up with his enemy’s national hot drink, said he dislikes Columbia’s anti-terror stance. Columbia recently obliterated anarchist Guevera-loyalists who were hiding in the jungles in Ecuador, planning a 9/11-style attack on Our Ally, Columbia.

After Fat Man closed the Columbian embassy in Carcas, he warned that any retaliation against his country would be a “cause for war.” He called Our Ally, Democratically-elected Columbian President Alvaro Uribe, a “criminal.”

Freedom Eagle called The Grizz after church yesterday and proclaimed, “Time to follow the prophetic statement of American Hero and Religious Leader Pat Robertson who called for the violent assassination of Hugo Chavez years ago.”

“Right on,” said The Grizz. “If only the Stalinist-liberals in the media hadn't portrayed Chavez as the next John Lennon, another hatist liberal, we’d never be in this mess.”

The Venezuelan Fat Man knows that the United States will not go to war with his country. War implies both sides are fighting. We will simply obliterate it. Freedom Eagle cannot wait to turn on Fox News and watch the jungles go up in flames, killing all who decide to stay back and fight the United States and her Ally, Columbia. The U.S. Military would love to make Nagasaki look like a calm Spring day in the park.

Go ahead Hugo. Make our day.

Dennis Kucinich Teeters on the Brink of Disaster

2008-03-01T23:15:00.004-05:00

The Washington Post reports that Dennis Kucinich, the bug-eyed multi-election losing freak, is dangling at the edge of a precipice. His attention has turned away from his recent high-visibility failure to earn the democrat presidential nomination. Now, he’s focused on saving his career. A fresh faced, thirty-something hotshot city councilman is challenging him for his seat in the House of Representatives in Ohio’s upcoming primary. Things are not looking good.

Kucinich, most famous for his corpse-like appearance and extra bizarre marriage to a woman a fraction of his age, hasn’t faced a serious threat of being ousted since his election in 1996. He has grown increasingly unpopular in his Cleveland-based district, largely due to the fact that he’s treated it as nothing more than his personal launch pad to super-stardom. For years, he’s relied on his sham working-class credentials to lie his way through every election. Sadly, it duped a large part of his simple Midwestern constituency.

It’s a proven fact that he misses more than one in ten votes in congress. Worse still, he seems to be moving closer to the Socialist fringe of the democrat party, operating on a two-point agenda: desecration of The Fallen and delivery of a gift-wrapped Free Iraq to Satan in Hell. Even Cimperman, a rumored homosexual, got it right, when he pointed out that Kucinich hated his roots and spent time “eating sushi with Sean Penn,” – another radical left-winger.

Just what kind of man he is can be seen by the type of people that comprise his fan club. He’s received considerably financial support from a marijuana legalization PAC, several grade-D Hollywood castoffs, and most curiously, the pornographer Larry Flynt, who’s primary interest is probably getting Kucinich’s harlot wife to drop her knickers on camera.

Luckily, personal ruin has got Dennis Kucinich’s scent and is coming at full gallop. He’ll have plenty of time to enjoy the comforts of his wife’s tongue ring when the American People throw him on the streets this Tuesday.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

2008-03-01T18:54:00.007-05:00

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Bill Clinton's Wife Admits She Wants The U.S. Military Defeated

2008-02-29T11:45:00.008-05:00

As Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife changed her husband's sheets and prepared his eggs on Wednesday, she managed to vomit up another anti-American, anti-freedom statement to appease the blame-America first crowd. But unlike the Clintons' Chappaqua kitchen and the various excrement-stained pieces of furniture in the Clintons' house, she wasn't able to clean this one up with Lysol Wipes.

"We've got two wars," she said to a crowd of al Qaeda enthusiasts and members of the cut-and-run fan club, who pray to their secular God for more terrorist attacks on home soil. "We've got to end one. We've got to win the other."

When asked why she does not plan on winning both, she repeated the same anti-American statements the democrats have picked up as of late. "There's simply no military solution in Iraq."

The Freedom Brothers' mouths are watering at the scope of the landslide coming

in November. We're talking Bush 2004 proportions. No, not the "51 percent" the main stream media reported. We're talking about the real Americans, who go unreported by the Associated Press, a press, by definition, "associated" with the democrat party.

Bill Clinton's wife can't even control Bill Clinton's wife's husband. How can she be expected to control the terrorists, let alone win the one war she still pretends to want to win?

Bill Clinton's wife has now gone on record, saying she wants to lose in Iraq to teach George W. Bush, Our President, a lesson. She continues to humiliate herself, while her party humiliates itself, with the nomination of a well-known terrorist who hates America all but inevitable at this point. We have a word for liberals like Bill Clinton's Wife, B. Hussein Obama, Ron Paul, and Our Worst President Jimmy Carter.

Cowards.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

2008-02-28T12:09:00.013-05:00

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Millions of Americans Watch as the Hopes of Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife Evaporate on National Television

2008-02-27T15:15:00.005-05:00

This time last year, if you'd have told The Grizz that a Madrassah-schooled, implicated drug-dealer like Barack Hussein would be able to do what the Republican Movement wasn't able to in decades, he would have spit in your face. Yet last night, there it was.

The Freedom Brothers laughed themselves to tears as Bill Clinton's Wife crawled across the floor, fumbling with the jagged pieces of her shattered dream. The scene was almost too perfect:

The liberal media (led by a drooling, wild-eyed Tim Russert) throwing body-blow after body-blow to their former darling;

The smirking doofus to her left who, barely out of diapers, turned her face into a foothold on his scamper to the pinnacle of the sham left-wing movement;

The jeering crowd that pandered to her for years, then cast her away like a second-born Chinese infant.

Considering War Hero and Future President John McCain’s dominant standing in the polls – and American history – we can safely assume that he is going to leave a blood-stained trail of devastation across the landscape of the 2008 general election, just like that of the Vietnamese countryside four decades before. With that victory a certainty, Freedom Eagle and The Grizz can fully enjoy the spectacle of the irrelevant democrat primary as it unfolds.

Unlike the long-finished Republican primary season, which ended with class-act Mitt Romney’s heart-felt endorsement of John McCain, the leftists' side-slitting carnival continues. After Mrs. Clinton’s atomic meltdown at the debate, probably the second and third funniest moments of the week respectively were Hussein Obama's endorsement by Islamic Jihadist Louis Farrakhan, and the hysteria-laced defection of selfish, wishy-washy liberal politicians from Bill Clinton's Wife to the loser that’s winning.

If you think you’ve seen the best, you’ve got another thing coming. The Grizz is going to sit back on his couch and crack open a Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. The fun has just begun.

What Is Ron Paul Trying To Hide?

2008-02-27T11:10:00.004-05:00

At a recent town hall meeting, Ron Paul, though in shambles and undoubtedly thinking of ways to blame America for the assassination of Lincoln and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, was asked why he refuses to debate congressional challenger Chris Peden.

Paul's response: "I guess...I don't know what there is to debate...what is there to debate...he needs to give me an explanation as to why he's no longer a supporter." Paul, in a hysterical fit, then repeated a liberal talking point. "He needs to debate himself."

Really, "Doctor" Paul?

Maybe you and Chris could debate your consistent hatred of everything America holds dear. Your refusal to protect the unborn, your wacked-out 9/11 Truth followers, or the fact that you have consistently voted against providing our Troops with body armor. For starters.

How about your time guest-hosting Alex Jones' hate radio show, where he consistently calls Our President part of some global illuminati fan club?

The Freedom Brothers feel strongly about Chris Peden's candidacy. Kicking Ron Paul out is the first step to securing our borders, and killing terrorists where they live. Ron Paul wants to make nice. He wants to pull Our Troops out of Iraq and wait for another terrorist attack on our home soil. Listen up Paul: Terrorists won't stop until you and your district are buried under a pile of rubble, blown to smitherines by the Iraqi WMDs that were sent to Syria.

They have all the time in the world. They're still holding onto grudges from the 14th Century. You, however, have less than a year left in office. When the tough Texans kick you out, and you end up sleeping on Dylan Avery's couch, let him know that the only reason he hasn't been incarcerated is because no one with more than seven brain cells has taken the time to watch his slanderous, traitorous internet movie.