Obama Talks Drinking and Drugging with Kids

Earlier this week, Hussein Obama managed to restrain himself from literally laughing in the face of educators and law enforcement officials across the country as he reminisced on his cocaine dusted, alcohol soaked past with a room full of teenaged New Hampshirites. In his comments at an Alton, NH high school Tuesday, the Democratic candidate described his frequent consumption of alcohol underage, abuse of illegal substances and sex-fueled fanatasies. The obvious implication of his address was that these children too could break the law and still hope to become icons of America's sham left-wing movement.

Hussein chuckled, "I will confess to you that I was kind of a goof-off in high school as my mom reminded me." I guess this kind of behavior passes for "goofing off" in what my colleague Freedom Eagle would refer to as Generation Porn. I wonder how this man reconciles his love of the green leaf with the average hard-working American's commitment to seeing Afghan narco-terrorists rotting in their burned-out opium fields.

Americans need to ask themselves who they want to lead this country: the star quarterback, former Class President - or that stoner who could barely play off-beat guitar in the middle school reggae band. We all need to keep in mind that whoever is chosen won't be judged by a bunch of sixteen year old Upper New Englanders, but Fat Man Chavez, Kim Jong-il and abu Ayyub al-Masri.