Illegal Mexicans Terrorize American Animals

A Common Scene Greeting Hardworking Americans as They Drive Past Their Local Welfare Office

Andale! Andale!

The liberal propaganda-mongers up at the New York Times are reporting that the newest victims of the Latin Invasion are the same harmless beings that serve their country by filling the empty stomachs of its carnivorous human population. Reportedly, Mexicans are swarming like locusts to charreadas, events unlike the family-style celebration of American roots and culture that is The Rodeo, in which animals are subjected to barbarous torture the likes of which even Former P.O.W., Current War Hero and Future President of the U.S.A. John McCain was spared by his evil-to-the-core Viet Cong adversaries.

Some of the horrific acts of violence on display at the charreadas include steer-tailing and horse-tripping, which can result in terrible injuries to our valued bovine and equine citizens. Even as the animals cry out in pain, drunken Mexicans squeal with glee at their misfortune. The reporter from The Times even has a man named Marcos on the record, shouting, “We live for this!”

These beasts have and want to fulfill their responsibility, but are unable to because of their sweat-stained antagonists. Instead of undergoing a beautiful metamorphosis from larval stage (life) to butterfly (New York Strip Steak), they are condemned by The Mexicans to suffer in the dirt.

The Grizz has had it up to here.

When is the burrito bonanza going to stop? When will those who hate us leave our creatures and our jobs in peace? When will they see that Americans don’t move into foreign countries, snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources.

The Freedom Brothers are calling for a boycott of all Mexicans until the charreadas are closed and The Illegals return to their hive. The Grizz is disappointed to have to fire his cleaning lady, but he’s heard that Bill Clinton’s nightmare-living Wife is looking for a job.

Carter Takes Off Diaper To Piss On Founding Fathers' Graves

Our Worst President Jimmy Carter has dropped his pants, again, adding to the pool of excrement he began creating in 1976.

This time, the loony portrait of senility has planned on meeting with Arab terrorists in a supposed “peace meeting.”

World Net Daily reports that sources in the Gaza Strip office of Ismail Haniyeh, the deposed prime minister of the Hamas-led Palestinian government, confirmed Hamas is in talks with Carter's representatives about setting up a meeting during his trip, scheduled for later this month.

Even the State Department, a portrait of elitist liberalism, has listed Hamas as a terrorist organization and begrudgingly admitted they are responsible for scores of deadly attacks on civilians.

Today, Hamas gunmen took part in a shooting, murdering two Israeli civilians.

Carter has not returned phone calls from various news networks, including World Net Daily and the Freedom Brothers.

Coward.

The Freedom Brothers cannot help but to look at Carter the way one might have looked at the Rosenbergs or the way most of us see B. Hussein. Traitors are never found innocent. They live their lives in humiliation, coming out of their caves just long enough to spout anti-American drivel, damning their country of birth for its humanitarian sacrifices and liberation of countries all over the world.

Freedom Eagle and his conservative brothers and sisters of every race, shade, and color are proud of America.

We LOVE Our Country.

Unlike the filth who prance around with Ds next to their name, we support Our President, George W. Bush. We sacrifice for our troops fighting for Our Freedom overseas. And we take back what is ours. Shame on you, Mr. Carter.

Shame on you.