Disgraced Hypocrite Uses 232 Houses Worth Of Energy

He’s at it again.

It seems like Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore has been keeping on all the lights in his mansion, in between trips to and from his own private airport in his limousine.

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an unbiased, nonprofit, and independent research organization relating to free market and media issues in Tennessee has recently reported that Al “I created the internet” Gore’s personal energy consumption is up 10 percent, and could have powered 232 U.S. homes for a month.

He still wants you to stop driving your SUVs to and from your kid’s soccer practice. Does he hate children? He’s still swapping tongues with his zombified wife while they run the blender without any ice or milk in it.

In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours. We’re disgusted. Not because we care about energy use. Lord knows Freedom Eagle sits back with a cold one after a long day of his blue collared work, and views Bill O’Reilly, then Sean Hannity shove liberals’ faces into the dirt until they cry uncle.

On my Kenmore refrigerator, my strapping son has magneted a "Wanted" poster of Osama bin Laden.

No, I’m not mad that Al Gore (who this week endorsed fellow muslim marxist B. Hussein Obama) is using energy. That's what it's for. He should just keep his mouth shut about my energy usage. Because by not practicing what he preaches, he's practicing fascism. God put energy on the planet for a reason. He asks us to use it, just as he asks us to use His oil, albeit across the vast ocean.

Al Gore slimes our troops because he hates them, he smears George W. Bush for beating him in a landslide in 2000, and he hates you for poking fun at his nerded life.

May He Fulfill Prophecy and Keep democrats From Office

Our God is a Loving God.

He does what is best for us. He knows it is through His word that we live out our lives. We worship and give Him thanks. We respect all that he has given us, forevermore.

Yet tomorrow, several American citizens will be choosing between two candidates who do not follow His word. They despise Him. He has let them carry on their infantile existences to show us which way not to go. He uses them as examples, much as He has used "dinosaur" bones to test our faith, and putting Our oil in the middle east to test our will.

B. Hussein and Bill's wife are Adam's second chance to turn away from the snake.

The Pennsylvania polls have been fluctuating between B. Hussein and Bill's wife, yet God has not stepped in with His divine intervention, yet, and crowned Future-President McCain the throne which is rightfully His. For this, we respectfully question Our Lord. Why? Why do You allow democrats to commit infanticide? Why do you allow them to undermine Our Troops, who brilliantly do Your work here on Earth?

The Christian Peace Movement must come out for Future-President McCain this November the way they came out in 2004 and guaranteed Our President time to fulfill prophecy which is moving forward swimmingly, with the coming nuclear destruction of Occupied iran. The Christian Peace Movement are the ones who truly understand that Our President, George W. Bush, speaks through Him.

He spoke through His Only Son, Jesus Christ, and taught us these words:

"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallow be Thy name. Thy Kingdom Come, thy Will be done, on earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive Us Our Trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation."

Those of us who follow the Judeo-Christian order, and are not persuaded by the eugenicists in the democrat party are ready, wiling, and able to vote for Future-President McCain. And by Golly, we're ready for 100 more years of war, so that His word may be fulfilled.

Amen.