Disgraced Hypocrite Uses 232 Houses Worth Of Energy

He’s at it again.

It seems like Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore has been keeping on all the lights in his mansion, in between trips to and from his own private airport in his limousine.

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an unbiased, nonprofit, and independent research organization relating to free market and media issues in Tennessee has recently reported that Al “I created the internet” Gore’s personal energy consumption is up 10 percent, and could have powered 232 U.S. homes for a month.

He still wants you to stop driving your SUVs to and from your kid’s soccer practice. Does he hate children? He’s still swapping tongues with his zombified wife while they run the blender without any ice or milk in it.

In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours. We’re disgusted. Not because we care about energy use. Lord knows Freedom Eagle sits back with a cold one after a long day of his blue collared work, and views Bill O’Reilly, then Sean Hannity shove liberals’ faces into the dirt until they cry uncle.

On my Kenmore refrigerator, my strapping son has magneted a "Wanted" poster of Osama bin Laden.

No, I’m not mad that Al Gore (who this week endorsed fellow muslim marxist B. Hussein Obama) is using energy. That's what it's for. He should just keep his mouth shut about my energy usage. Because by not practicing what he preaches, he's practicing fascism. God put energy on the planet for a reason. He asks us to use it, just as he asks us to use His oil, albeit across the vast ocean.

Al Gore slimes our troops because he hates them, he smears George W. Bush for beating him in a landslide in 2000, and he hates you for poking fun at his nerded life.

Gore Vidal Hates Future-President, America

Homosexual hypocrite Gore Vidal, a self-proclaimed historian, told The New York Times Magazine that Future-President McCain is not a war hero.

Vidal has once again proven that Immanuel Kant’s assertion that human beings are “rational animals” is sludged by the left wing of American politics.

Vidal also baselessly claimed that it would take “one-hundred years” for the United States to repair the “damage” caused by the Bush administration.

(Bush Administration “Damage”: Killing terrorists, restoring dignity to the White House, saving America from Kerry-Gore socialism, stopping more 9/11s, saving America from a AIDS-induced homosexual takeover, etc.)

When the interviewer asked Vidal about McCain’s heroic credentials as a P.O.W. in North Vietnam, Vidal answered: “He tells us he was [a heroic prisoner who suffered beatings and solitary confinement to preserve freedom to America and her allies whilst the black muslims and long-haired radicals back in America spit on McCain’s legacy and wished for his death.]”

When asked by the baffled interviewer why he would doubt the heroic Future-President, Vidal answered: “I know a lot of the Annapolis breed. Remember, I’m West Point, where I was born. My father went there.”

Vidal, while sharing the infected blood of the Gore family (and Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore), is a member of World Can’t Wait, which is, in the prophetic words of Little Green Footballs, a “lunatic left wing hate group [which includes] a who’s who of radical leftists, terrorist supporters, and antisemites.”

It truly astonishes the Freedom Brothers that anyone with (conceivably) a brain can believe, as Vidal does, that Our Future President is a “disaster” and not a heroic, adult, intelligent, Viet-Cong killing, family-oriented, terrorist fear-invoking, freedom-loving, barbeque-enjoying, conservative hero.

Truly astonishing.