Illegal Elian

Could we have ended it here?

When told the name Elian Gonzalez, two memories enter the mind of most Americans. The first is of the precious wide-eyed youngster being delivered by a loving God to an open-armed America. The second is of serial-rapist Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband denying that God, and returning the screaming child back to his communist allies in Cuba at gunpoint. Just last week, Freedomites from sea-to-shining-sea were horror-struck to learn that the Clinton’s dream had been realized: a brain-washed Elian has joined Fidel Castro in Stalinism.

This announcement comes at the perfect moment for the Clinton Crime Mob, who has been feeling a little down lately since their matriarch was defeated worse than a trench-load of screaming North Vietnamese on the receiving end of a John McCain launched rocket barrage. The Grizz can only assume that the Clintons are throwing a decadent Cuban-themed fiesta at their secluded Chappaqua mansion in celebration.

According to CBS News, Juventud Rebelde, the mouthpiece of Castro’s Terrorist regime, has quoted the pubescent revolutionary as promising “he would never let down ex-President Fidel Castro or his brother, Raul.” He hasn’t yet, however, confirmed or denied whether he will be campaigning for America’s first Islamic presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, in the coming months.

The Freedom Brothers are sad to learn that little Elian Gonzalez, who, at the time of publication, should be drilling in a South Floridian gymnasium with the Junior ROTC, is now their enemy, and will most likely need to be killed by his former classmates. While Freedom Eagle and The Grizz don’t love war, they hate their adversaries with a hatred deep and true.

Elian Gonzalez – bring it on.

Gore Vidal Hates Future-President, America

Homosexual hypocrite Gore Vidal, a self-proclaimed historian, told The New York Times Magazine that Future-President McCain is not a war hero.

Vidal has once again proven that Immanuel Kant’s assertion that human beings are “rational animals” is sludged by the left wing of American politics.

Vidal also baselessly claimed that it would take “one-hundred years” for the United States to repair the “damage” caused by the Bush administration.

(Bush Administration “Damage”: Killing terrorists, restoring dignity to the White House, saving America from Kerry-Gore socialism, stopping more 9/11s, saving America from a AIDS-induced homosexual takeover, etc.)

When the interviewer asked Vidal about McCain’s heroic credentials as a P.O.W. in North Vietnam, Vidal answered: “He tells us he was [a heroic prisoner who suffered beatings and solitary confinement to preserve freedom to America and her allies whilst the black muslims and long-haired radicals back in America spit on McCain’s legacy and wished for his death.]”

When asked by the baffled interviewer why he would doubt the heroic Future-President, Vidal answered: “I know a lot of the Annapolis breed. Remember, I’m West Point, where I was born. My father went there.”

Vidal, while sharing the infected blood of the Gore family (and Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore), is a member of World Can’t Wait, which is, in the prophetic words of Little Green Footballs, a “lunatic left wing hate group [which includes] a who’s who of radical leftists, terrorist supporters, and antisemites.”

It truly astonishes the Freedom Brothers that anyone with (conceivably) a brain can believe, as Vidal does, that Our Future President is a “disaster” and not a heroic, adult, intelligent, Viet-Cong killing, family-oriented, terrorist fear-invoking, freedom-loving, barbeque-enjoying, conservative hero.

Truly astonishing.