Next on To-Do List: Historic McCain Landslide

Future-President McCain has had the odds stacked against him before.

In 1968, after humiliating, burning, decapitating, and melting the skin off cowardly Vietnamese “soldiers” (with precision), while democrat unshowered tree-huggers on the homefront chanted for his death, Future-President McCain’s plane went down in a North Vietnam lake.

Moments later, with both his arms and legs broken, the Future-President fought off over a dozen Vietnamese shorties, swinging his carcassed arms at them, flailing, kicking, and beating several to deserved-death before he was subdued. Afterwards, one was quoted as saying, translated, “He killed my friends. My son held a gun to his head, yet he kept fighting. It took fifteen men to hold him down.”

Then, after five years of electrocution, water-torture, and handcuffed beatings in a beatled, snaked, cockroached dungeon, Future-President McCain came home to a hero’s welcome. “My friends,” he said down at the local pub, “nothing could have stopped me. Hell, not even the mucus merchants in the liberal media.”

Three-and-a-half decades later, no lightweight Muslim extremist with no voting record – whatsoever – is going to do what hundreds of Vietnamese couldn’t.

B. Hussein, a very good friend of thousands of anti-Semitic, terrorism-loving, America-hating liberals, thinks he’s going to be our next president. It has been well documented over the course of two years that like anti-comedian Al Franken (foolishly running for the Senate in Minnesota), he is unfit for office. B. Hussein is a racist coward. He says he was never a Muslim, yet his father was, and according to Sharia law, if your father is a Muslim, you are a Muslim. In the case of B. Hussein, the words “fundamentalist” and “extremist” could also be used to describe his personal Islam.

New revelations come to light every day about B. Hussein, and it’s been obvious for those of us with a desire to quench our thirst for knowledge, that the United States doesn’t know enough about this traitor. Like we said, some sources call him the anti-Christ from hell, doctoral author Jerome Corsi has proven that the one-time drug addict is still abusing marijuana – or as B. Hussein reportedly calls it, “chronic” – and now a formidable source, Atlas Shrugged, has proven that Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. may not have been B. Hussein’s father at all. His real father is – your suspicions were dead on, Dear Readers – Malcolm X.

And B. Hussein wonders why he’s tanking in the polls.

Courageous Republicans, like Michelle Bachman (who correctly stated that the media needs to begin investigating anti-American liberals), Elizabeth Dole (who correctly stated her opponent, the “Godless” Kay Hagan doesn’t believe in God), and Norm Coleman (who correctly stated that his “opponent” Al Franken laughs at the disabled) are going to lead the Republican-run Senate with a President McCain on January 20.




And the Beautiful Mavericked Iraqi-slaughtering, pork-barrel eliminating Sarah Palin will be at his side, debatically burning liberals houses to the ground while Lil Cal watches her on TV with an alluring eye.

Baby Finley will do a back-flip before he learns to walk. Joe The Plumber is on his way to a million-a-year salary. Untaxed. Un-socialized. Un-redistributed.

Liberty.

These Godless Democrats are nothing. They’re bailing out their friends on Wall Street to make sure they get a spot at their fraternity brother’s and sorority sister’s investment firms because they’re positive they’re getting kicked out of office by an informed American public who laugh daily at B. Hussein’s minions of underage followers, chanting his name because it’s easier than actually coming out and saying: “I want to lose the war in Iraq because I secretly agree with Osama bin Laden.”

libs Slime You And Me

In October 2006, Mark Foley, an honorable Florida Republican, was framed for crimes The Freedom Brothes will not detail for the sake of our Freedom-Loving child readers. Just keep in mind, the size of the lie was something that could only be conceived by the Sick liberal rapist mindset. And somehow, it caught on.

We are under no fantastic impression that 2006 was a good year for Congressional Republicans. Many lost their jobs, yet the incoming socialist congress certainly cost America more jobs than America could cost their government servants. But we know 2008 will be different.

Two years of infanticidal bloodbaths, opposition to a Free Iraq, and personally destroying Our Economy have gotten to the heads of Radical democrats. They feel they are invincible. Irrational opposition to American values and adulterous affairs, albeit with a splash of embryonic stem cell eugenicism has shown the American people who these liberal, socialist, elitists really are. And they are being rejected forcefully.

Polls now show Future President John McCain with a commanding lead in crucial battleground states Georgia, Alabama, The Mighty Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee…and the list goes on. And on.

worthless democrats thought they could somehow change the electoral map this year.

They’ve thrown the whole kitchen sink at Former Beauty Queen, Current-Beauty Sarah Palin. They claim she had a role in the firing of her ex- abusive brother-in-law, yet the final report released last Friday shows that the opposite is true. Justice served. As McCain spokesman Meg Stapleton truthfully said Monday, “This Governor did nothing wrong and did nothing unlawful.” End of story.

Yet, B. Hussein, a former leader of vote-suppressing and terrorist-enabling ACORN, is a convict in waiting. He is very, very good friends with several well-known domestic terrorists/murderers like Bill Ayers (the man who ghostwrote his “memoir” of lies, half-truths, and slander), O.J. Simpson, and Chuck Schumer.

In the fall of 1981, Bill Ayers’ wife, Bernadette Dohrn supplied machine guns, grenades, nunchucks, and Vietnam-era fire-bazookas to Radical black panthers in Nanuet, New York, resulting in the Murder of two brave, heroic, Police Officers. Barack Obama knew of the incident beforehand and said nothing. What other autumn attacks on our home soil that killed police officers/firefighters has B. Hussein known about beforehand and/or had a major hand in? One can’t help but wonder.

McCain’s campaign has been accused by the media of riling up his Wonderful Supporters to shout true statements, such as “[B. Hussein Obama]’s a terrorist” and “[B. Hussein regularly commits] treason.” The liberal hatologist slimers at The New York times and The Washington post have mucused these patriots, using them as props, insisting Sarah Palin, who is regularly disrespected as a woman by B. Hussein and “Diapers” Biden, invites statements they baselessly call untruths.

And the media wonders why they’re so out of touch.

Many commenters trolling this site often believe the Freedom Brothers are less than righteous in their factual commentary and well-researched opinion about B. Hussein and his dense apostles (who are often so hung over from drinking, smoking, and raping at fraternity parties, that they are reduced to crawling on all fours to their college classrooms or – worse – sleeping through their classes altogether). They, like their savior, are not ready to lead.

In their most vicious attacks, liberals have done their best to scorn our Heroes. Slandering the Troops, framing Honorable Iraqi-slaughtering senators like David Vitter, Larry Craig, James Inhofe, and Ted Stevens; maligning Praiseworthy Congressmen like Tom Delay and Mark Foley; and falsely-indicting generous Fundraisers like Jack Abramoff. All these men have been framed by Thug-O-Crats and their media darlings. We Americans, like a majority of this Great Country, are voting for Future-President McCain on November 4th, in what is likely the most honorable vote any of us will cast in Our Lifetime. Get ready for the impending landslide, folks.