George W. Bush Smiles Benevolently Down Upon the Free Iraqi People

"I will forever be indebted to you."

Five years ago today, the United States Military was killing its way across the Southern Iraqi countryside, well on its way to delivering Liberties and Luxuries even the dream of which would have previously earned one of that nation's citizens a hardcore torture session in one of Uday Hussein's dungeons. Now, they fear no more. In the wake of Our President George W. Bush's total victory over his nemesis Saddam, the formation of the non-sectarian Iraqi Government, the Free Democratic elections, and now The Surge, Iraqis - whether they live in the rugged mountains of Kurdistan or the sun-scorched badlands of the Arabian desert - are loving life and the Freedoms generously bestowed upon them by America.

President Bush celebrated Iraq’s fifth Independence Day with thousands of jubilant warriors at America’s military citadel, The Pentagon. He declared that, “The successes we are seeing in Iraq are undeniable! The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around, it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror.” He added that “the level of violence is significantly down, civilian deaths are down, sectarian killings are down, [and] attacks on American forces are down." The Troops cheered. President Bush was only able to calm them by promising that they’d be allowed back to the front lines as soon as possible, where they could continue their fight against The Enemy.

The situation in Washington differed starkly from that in Fayetteville, N.C, where Barack Hussein mentally defecated on the more than 1,000,000 men and women who have died for their country since it won its own Independence 231 1/2 years earlier. "Nearly 4,000 Americans have given their lives” for absolutely nothing, he told the small group of fringe leftists that gathered for his hate rally. He added, “We are less safe and less able to shape events abroad. We are divided at home and our alliances around the world have been strained."

Whether or not America’s relationships with Barack’s namesake Saddam, little man, fat man, or Kim Jong-Il – even under the Clinton regime – could be characterized as “alliances" is subject to some debate, but in any event, if the “straining” of them is a bad thing, then The Grizz is Rupaul.

This disparity just highlights why it is so important for Americans to vote for War Hero and Future-President John McCain in the landslide victory he will achieve in November. If Barack Hussein or Bill Clinton's Wife somehow manage to infiltrate the White House, it may be the Iraqis coming to our aid next time around.

Future-President Owns B. Hussein

While the liberals have proven themselves racists, cowards, and impotents, Future-President McCain is riding strong, opening double digit leads over both candidates, according to a Rammusen poll.

B. Hussein foolishly tried to proxy-mock the war hero for correctly saying Iran is training al Qaeda, ready to wash American streets in blood, and McCain simply shrugged the most-liberal hatist senator’s comments off, presidentially. “Hell, we’ll just move on.”

B. Hussein was seen taking a break from doing the moonwalk on graves in Arlington National Cemetery when Future-President McCain proudly scolded him, "It's very clear that I have a lot of experience in Iraq…It is very clear to most objective observers that the surge has succeeded where others predicted it would fail."

Our Future-President also visited our boys in Iraq and Israel this week.

McCain spoke truth to power when he said Iran is training al Qaeda, a fact that is well documented.

When the president of Occupied iran came to America, he wished to put a wreath at Ground Zero, praising the terror which took place there. He is the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism. little man is lucky he didn’t end his trip with a beard of shrapnel over his pre-grown terrorist chic, his carcass hanging from the Brooklyn Bridge, wrapped in a blood-drenched American flag.

The Freedom Brothers know that a terrorist is a terrorist, no matter how you look at it. little man in Occupied iran will take all the extremists he can get – “Sunni” and “Shia” – since all terrorist groups and liberal-identified “insurgent” groups retain the top priority of bathing in American blood and killing our children, as they did on 9/11.

Never again.

Those of us who have paid attention to the facts, and not B. Hussein’s racist Muslim pastor, understand the real threat we face. Future-President McCain understands this. And he won’t stop until he’s sitting in the driver’s seat on Air Force One, wearing Osama bin Laden’s scalp as a hat, tipping it to his fellow pilots in the accompanying NORAD jets.

U.N. More Concerned With U.S. Safety Than Liberals

In a world where Stalinist liberalism is slowly becoming the new black, our socialist leaders cannot be trusted to keep us safe. They can only be trusted with two responsibilities:

1) Bickering with our president, who is trying to protect our freedoms

2) Handing our government over to the terrorists

This became ever more present when it was realized that the United Nations, an irrelevant institution, is more concerned with the well being of Americans than the liberals in the N.I.E. are.

The U.N. nuclear monitoring agency argued Monday that Iran have not stopped their nuclear weapons program, as U.S. intelligence lied and said they did.

The Freedom Brothers are well aware that President Bush spoke truth to power when he said, months ago, that the N.I.E. report was false. little man in Occupied iran is surprised every morning to see the sun in the sky, let alone Tehran in one piece.

Simon Smith, the chief British delegate to the IAEA, said of Iran's weapons program,

"Some of the dates...went beyond 2003." This is directly oppositional to the United States' assessment.

It has become fairly obvious that liberalism is worming its way through our country, saturating our values with infanticide, our foreign policy with Islam0-Fascism, and our families with prostitution and designer drugs. It's time to fight back.

Iran's denial of the report, their idea that this report was nothing but a "forgery," will sit well with the gullible Sean Penns and Jane Fondas of the United States.

We know better. You know better.

It is decades too late. When Iran took our citizens hostage for 444 days from 1979-1981, it should have struck a chord with our leaders. Unfortunately, our Worst President Jimmy Carter was more interested in celebrating the Human Rights of his own citizens being beaten, waterborded, and electrocuted in Tehran. If only the peanut farmer was wise enough to put his own country before terrorists and evil, perhaps there never would have been a President little man.

However, the situation is what it is. democrats, from Kennedy to Johnson, Carter to Clinton have done their best to destroy America -- first for the Soviet Union, then for the terrorists.

It's time to fight back.

This is about more than Iran admitting it has nuclear weapons, which the whole world is already aware of. This is about taking out an enemy. FDR didn't look into whether or not Hitler was intent on turning the globe into a fascist element before he firebombed Dresden, and Truman wasn't worried about winning the hearts and minds of Nagasakians before he unleashed doom upon them.

Our president has proven himself brave. He has proven himself worthy of our approval. He has won the war, and successfully occupied the post-Saddam terrorist-ridden Iraq, from border to border, with almost no slights to speak of. He has won Afghanistan. Now it's the country in between those bastions of hope that needs to be taken care of.

It's time to send a message to Occupied iran. Eliminate the middle man, eliminate the little man, take out the terrorists, and while we're at it, imprison the Dixie Chicks for treason. Wilson would have done it. FDR would have done it. Reagan would have done it.

President Bush, do it.