Mission Failed

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

• Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.


• Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.


• Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Black Tuesday

Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul. Bill Clinton’s Wife.

These three names should be deteriorating in the landfill of history right now. Instead, the scoundrels to which they belong soldier on, energized from a deep sip of fresh blood from the neck of Our Nation.

Who wins?

Al-Qaeda, certainly. The 9/11 Truth movement, definitely. Your local abortionist, without a doubt. "Palestinians” (aka Insurgents in Occupied Israel), of course. Even incesto-pedophile Bernie Ward is doing a jig in his jail cell, waiting for his soon coming pardon.

The losers? Hardworking Americans. Christians. Israeli civilians. Iraqi civilians. Healthy, living infants in utero. Our 9/11 Dead. Our Men and Women in Uniform, both Fighting and Fallen. Lord knows, The Freedom Brothers.

As The Grizz writes, Wolf Blitzer is probably laying buck naked on a bed somewhere, covered in hundred dollar bills. The CNN camera man must have been on strict orders to keep his pudgy upper body on camera last night, so as to prevent any viewer from spotting his arousal at the prospect of milking even more cash out of the race for the democrats' sham of a nomination. Even geriatric Lou Dobbs was hoping to celebrate. Alas, he was too old.

Maybe we should be happy. Kucinich now faces his Doom, which comes in the form of Ohio’s own Jim Trakas. Trakas has been serving the citizens of Ohio’s 10th District since he was selling Hot Dogs at Cleveland Stadium in the 1970's, and though he has no experience killing America's Enemies, he's practically Pat Tillman when you compare him to the shriveled-up loser masquerading as his opponent.

Then there’s the Good Doctor, who’s built a constituency from the grassroots up. Its heart lies in the minusculey-intellected; the 9/11 Truthies, campus NORML activists, and Lyndon LaRouche cast-offs. It’s a sad day when the Freedom Brothers find themselves having to support a Democrat, but in this case, it trumps the alternative, which is the moral equivalent to break-dancing over graves at Arlington National Cemetery.

That leaves Bill Clinton’s Wife, who will almost definitely still lose the primary. If she doesn’t, we get to see All-American Hero John McCain brutalize her the way he did the Viet Cong prior to his capture and imprisonment in their tropical dungeon.

For now, Americans need to stay strong. Our children need us. The Troops need us.

The World needs us.

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Millions of Americans Watch as the Hopes of Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife Evaporate on National Television

This time last year, if you'd have told The Grizz that a Madrassah-schooled, implicated drug-dealer like Barack Hussein would be able to do what the Republican Movement wasn't able to in decades, he would have spit in your face. Yet last night, there it was.

The Freedom Brothers laughed themselves to tears as Bill Clinton's Wife crawled across the floor, fumbling with the jagged pieces of her shattered dream. The scene was almost too perfect:

The liberal media (led by a drooling, wild-eyed Tim Russert) throwing body-blow after body-blow to their former darling;

The smirking doofus to her left who, barely out of diapers, turned her face into a foothold on his scamper to the pinnacle of the sham left-wing movement;

The jeering crowd that pandered to her for years, then cast her away like a second-born Chinese infant.

Considering War Hero and Future President John McCain’s dominant standing in the polls – and American history – we can safely assume that he is going to leave a blood-stained trail of devastation across the landscape of the 2008 general election, just like that of the Vietnamese countryside four decades before. With that victory a certainty, Freedom Eagle and The Grizz can fully enjoy the spectacle of the irrelevant democrat primary as it unfolds.

Unlike the long-finished Republican primary season, which ended with class-act Mitt Romney’s heart-felt endorsement of John McCain, the leftists' side-slitting carnival continues. After Mrs. Clinton’s atomic meltdown at the debate, probably the second and third funniest moments of the week respectively were Hussein Obama's endorsement by Islamic Jihadist Louis Farrakhan, and the hysteria-laced defection of selfish, wishy-washy liberal politicians from Bill Clinton's Wife to the loser that’s winning.

If you think you’ve seen the best, you’ve got another thing coming. The Grizz is going to sit back on his couch and crack open a Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. The fun has just begun.

If a democrat Has to Win the democrat Primary, It Might As Well Not Be Mrs. Clinton

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the Freedom Brothers are not fans of hussein obama - let alone any so-called American simple enough to vote for a Madrassa-schooled leftist because he smoked reefer and has a deep voice. That said - many a man has fantasized about being the one to force Bill Clinton's Wife back into the kitchen. He may finally be the the one to do it.

More power to him.

Just months ago, Billary commanded a corrupt political empire of vast, vast proportions. Fortunately, the crumbling of this machine was on stark display Tuesday, as obama man-handled Mrs. Clinton in the Potomac Primary, pushing her ever closer to defeat. Conservatives around the country rejoiced at the prospect that her half-century old dream of political domination would be shattered, leaving her sham of a career in ruins. If she fails to win all of the remaining large states left in the democrat primaries, it is a near certainty that come November, she'll be (unsuccessfully) applying to answer phones, get coffee and pickup dry cleaning for Freedom Eagle and the Grizz.

It's hard to say where it all went wrong, though strangely enough, it wasn't at the very beginning. For a while, Mrs. Clinton's ascension to the top of the democrat party seemed to be inevitable. It gave most rational hard-working Americans quite a scare too, but frankly, I'm glad it happened; the higher the rise, the farther the fall.

The Freedom Brothers will be glued to our televisions for the next several weeks. While the fly on the wall of Billary's dressing room will have the best seat in the house the night of her concession, there's no chance her eyes will be able to hide her shame as the curtain closes upon everything on which she once believed.

America's Revenge: 9/11 Terrorists to Be Killed

The Freedom Brothers are happy to rally media reports that six of the foreign savages responsible for the blackest day in American history will be tried by military commission, convicted and finally killed. Unfortunately, it currently remains unclear whether Freedom Eagle and the Grizz will be allowed by the U.S. government to attend the execution and subsequently dance on the monsters' graves.

Air Force Brig. Gen. Thomas W. Hartmann announced to a jubilant America that the Pentagon is in the final stages of planning the nation's first military tribunal since numerous subjugated Nazis were exterminated in 1947. The trial is expected to be carried out in a facility located at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

The six men include 9/11 mastermind khalid sheik mohammed, who will finally get the martyrdom he has so longed for. He and the others have been charged with the "crime of conspiracy and with the separate substantive offenses of murder in violation of the law of war, attacking civilians, attacking civilian objects, intentionally causing serious bodily injury, destruction of property in violation of the law of war, terrorism and material support to terrorism." Rap sheets like that, by the Grizz's calculation, place them somewhere between Bill Clinton and Marion Barry on the criminality scale.

Our President, George W. Bush, hopes to have Freedom ringing in the terrorists' ears by the time War Hero John McCain assumes the Presidency next January.

In the coming months, stay with Freedom Eagle and the Grizz for all the breaking news, as well as our hard-hitting, All-American commentary.