First 17 Days: Change You Will Submit To

17 days.

That’s how long it took America to go from prosperous, abortion-eradicatng, land of pick-up trucks and beer to B. Hussein Obama’s comradical socialist dictatorship, where wombed infants are slaughtered by the dozens, and children are taught to not love.

First B. Hussein tried to pick a street fight (reminiscent of his days where, he claims, he lived “in the hood smoking chronic”) with American Hero Rush Limbaugh. Why, you ask? Because the talk radio king patriotically stated his own American values and wished for B. Hussein’s Stalinist values to be defeated by an informed American public. Handily, Limbaugh won the bout.

Then the man who once claimed a newborn child is “punishment” for a woman tried to shove billions of dollars of eugenic spending down our throats – with our own money. Republicans rightly heaved Hussein and Pelosi’s faces into the mud after that one, and Courageous Senator Jim DeMint called them out for their foolhardiness. “How in the world does STD research create jobs? Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want to know [since STDs are God’s punishment for having sinful sex before marriage],” said his aide.

Then, B. Hussein signed a socialist child healthcare act into place, much to the dismay of conservatives all over the country. And much to the dismay of those children who will be forced to choose an untrained government doctor over their own pediatrician whom they already know good and well.

Freedom Eagle wonders: Why do you, B. Hussein, get to dictate the health of MY child? Is it because you’re scared that when Lil’ Cal turns 18, he’ll pull the lever for the Pro-American candidate, rather than your anti-American wife, when she inevitably tries to step into the gigantic shoes of Bill Clinton’s hag?

17 days.

That’s how long it took for democratic Traitors to begin introducing the Fairness Doctrine, effectively duct-taping the mouths and jailing American heroes like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter. For those of you who don’t know, the “Fairness Doctrine” is neither fair, nor a doctrine. It is a law passed under tyrannical dicatators most often, designed to push a pro-liberal government message from the media, rather than a free-speech, conservative message. In other words, Hussein plans on flooding the airwaves with Soviet-esque propaganda, telling you his stimulus bill isn’t the beginnings of a welfare state from sea to shining sea. Eventually, Hussein falsely believes, you’ll believe his dark, slasher-film-esque image of American life.

Last but not least, New York democratic Representative Jose Serrano recently began holding hearings to quietly evaporate the 22nd amendment, which limits presidents to two terms. It was created after FDR (a good friend of Stalin) was elected president for four terms, raised taxes, and unconstitutionally stole the American people’s gold from underneath their beds. Jose Serrano (d-NY) wishes, with his sodomous constitutional amendment, to make B. Hussein “President for Life.” His words, not mine.

Have no doubt: B. Hussein is a dictator and will do whatever he can to remain as such. It took him 17 days to distort the patriotic words of the Patriot Act to stop FBI agents from performing searches on well-known terrorist suspects. He’s closed Club Gitmo and is instead bringing the terrorists here to walk Our streets, play games on Our farms, buy Our guns, and serve hamburgers to Our Children (The Ones We Love) to stock up inflated dollars for their coming "New 9/11".

He wants you afraid.

That way, he can do what he wants, when he wants. When the American public objects, he will repeat the phrase he knows best: “I won,” when, in fact, he should be saying, “I stole election, fair and square. And now the American people have to deal with my broad, ridiculous call for ‘change’.”

Remember, B. Husseinites and Disney Worlders: you asked for change. He’s going to give it to you on a silver platter. And if you don’t like it, his gulags will also be a form of “change” you can believe in. 

17 days. Having fun yet?

Obama: "I Don't Know a God Damn Thing About America"

"Look. I'm just like you."

Anyone in the know is aware that B. Hussein Obama recently lashed out at hard-working Americans, depicting them as bitter hillbillies that love God and their inherent Right to Self Defense because they're simple. He has since tried to elaborate on his beliefs, patronizing his perceived inferiors as "the heart and soul of America". Now, it seems like his campaign for the democrat nomination may not have overcome his housewife opponent just yet.

Barack Obama is right that Americans have become bitter. What he neglects to mention is why. Let the Freedom Brothers tell you.

Americans are bitter because his friends in the democrat party bankrupted their country, and spent eight years sabotaging their security aparatus, thereby welcoming that warm, sunny day in September when their lives were plunged into what will eventually be a decades long war.

Entertainingly, Bill Clinton's Wife has lashed out like hyena at her nemesis. Trying to play against the universally held perception of her as a scorned housewife taking her fury out on her country, she has attempted to depict herself as a commoner. Yesterday, she took a shot of whiskey, with what was most likely a paid actor. She also provided unconvincing accounts of firing guns with her father as a child.

Mrs. Clinton is playing pretend.

Americans don't need either of these fake-Americans in 2008. Thanks to the Republican Movement, Americans love their lives, and they thank God every day that their our next President will be War Hero and Future-President John McCain.

Bashar Assad Finally Gets It Right

Bashar Assad, squishy-faced president of Syria - the America of Evil - finally blurted out a truthful statement about Israel in between high-fives with other Terrorist Sponsors at today's Arab Summit in Damascus. "Jerusalem has rejected every peace initiative over the last 30 years... [The bastion of modernity, prosperity, equality and morality surrounded by destitute, uneducated masses operating with a Before Christ worldview] is exploiting the internal Palestinian divisions for its own benefit," he sniffled.

He's damn right it is.

Since its scorched-earth campaign and triumph over Arab aggressors in 1967, Israel has justifiably taken advantage of every one of its Enemies' weaknesses - lack of cohesion, lack of benevolent sponsors (such as The United States of America), and simple lack of intelligence. There is no reason that Israelis shouldn't be dancing the hora in the streets every time an Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade revolutionary turns a Hamas suicide bomber into ground pork before he can get shot while trying to cross the Security Wall. That bullet would have cost Israel a fraction of an agorot - a virtually infinite sum when compared to the completely unvalued life it has been dispatched to take.

Unfortunately, a large number of fellow Islamic Extremists weren't on premisis to witness Assad break the Truth barrier. Embarrassingly, the Summit was shunned by Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon's heads of state. The leaders of the former were too busy carrying out America's will in exchange for its generous protection of their heads, which would surely have been severed from their bodies were it not for their powerful benefactors. The Prime Minister of the latter was most likely assassinated on his way to the airport, and the Freedom Brothers can only hope that Hosni Mubarak and King Abdullah were occupied torturing Palestinian extremists in the dungeons of their respective citadels. Nuri al-Maliki obviously wasn't in attendance - as the Freedom Brothers reported earlier this week, he was too busy overseeing the complete liquidation of Mahdi Army forces in Free Basra, Iraq.

The Grizz applauds Heir Assad on his effort to bring a little Truth to the region - up until now, that was a commodity delivered to the people only in the form of bomblets dispersed by Israeli anti-personnel cluster munitions. Unfortunately, considering the mentality of the locals, the Truth hurts whether it comes in the form of a white-hot shard of metal, or in that unintelligible gurgle that is the Arabic language as it spews out from Bashar Assad's stupid face.

Americans and Iraqis Pray for Collapse of Ceasefire and Subsequent Liquidation of Mahdi Army

Major media outlets reported today that Nuri al-Maliki, Prime Minister of Free Iraq, grabbed his Kalashnikov and raced to the front lines of the War on Evil as thousands of valiant Iraqi and Coalition Troops massed in preparation for a decisive battle for the country's - and the world's - future. Iranian trained, sponsored and celebrated Terrorists have taken Americas ever-so-temporary acceptance of their continued existence this side of Paradise as a sign of weakness, and a blank check to carry out their blood-thirsty designs against the will of Basra and Baghdad's citizenry. Now, they're going to pay.

Because the American military has generously trained Iraqi security forces to the highest level of efficiency that would still allow for their utter decimation by the Israeli Defense Forces in a crisis, the Natives are taking the fight to The Enemy almost exclusively. The exceptions are American Special Forces advisers and aircraft, which coordinate to rain an almost constant barrage of hellfire down upon the anti-Iraqi insurgents. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Young Americans down-range are forced to listen to the thunderous battle from a distance, salivating at the thought of getting their own little piece of revenge for 9/11.

Colonel Bill Buckner - no relation to one of American history's most prolific losers - proved that this was "an Iraqi-planned, -led and -executed mission at the direction of the Iraqi prime minister." He claimed that the operations were aimed at crushing "the lawlessness that has been going on under religious or political cover, along with smuggling of oil, weapons, and drugs." Most Americans, however, knew that the battles were mainly focused at weakening Osama bin Laden and his Al-Qaeda henchmen. Colonel Bill also noted that several thousand pinkie-wavers were enjoying tea and scones outside of Basra, ready to sweep in and deliver coup-de-graces to severely wounded, though still breathing foes where necessary. The Grizz, for one, wouldn't mind seeing a few of them swept off for some well-deserved R&R at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

Americans across the country smiled over their morning cup of joe this morning as they listened to news reports announcing the slaughter of more than 50 blood-soaked Revolutionaries across Iraq by victorious Freedom Forces. The Freedom Brothers pray the so-called "truce" between these Heroes and The Enemy collapses as soon as possible, and that these numbers soon climb to three, then four digits.

Bizarrely, Egyptians Take a Stand Against Terror

"Hi, Saddam? I'll be right down!"

Confusing reports emerged today that Egypt, homeland of blood-thirsty hijacker Mohammad Atta, has been torturing several of their Hamas terrorist allies, whom they apprehended during the Gaza Border Breach Bonanza in January. Whether or not The Grizz would try to squeeze a single drop of salt water from his face was not in question, though what exactly constituted said "torture" was.

The Freedom Brothers recently touched on the inconsistency of Islamists in regards to torture (being in a room with a menstruating female, yes; sawing a bound and screaming man's head from his torso in a dungeon, no), so we'll wait to hear the Egyptian authorities take before evaluating the situation. One way or another, neither The Grizz or Freedom Eagle is crying over spilt milk. As long as America's reputation remains untarnished, it isn't of much concern whether or not a barely functioning dictatorship is abusing hell-bent Terrorists originating in Occupied Gaza - an overpopulated, festering wasteland pragmatically jettisoned by a larger, more prosperous Democracy.

As it turns out, there was even more good news coming out of the region today. Hilariously, two Hamas insurgents hopped on the express train to Paradise when they dismembered themselves in an incident the left-wing media referred to as an "accidental explosion," but the Freedom Brothers called "deliverance of supreme justice by an all-powerful God."

Woops.

According to the Jerusalem Post, hysterical Terrorists ran around in tears, trying their best to keep photographers and other journalists away from the scene, obviously aware of the massive embarrassment this would cause them. Unfortunately, their best efforts were in vain, and they were humiliated before tens, probably hundreds of millions of viewers worldwide.

The Freedom Brothers encourage the Terrorists to seek better training before attempting to handle dangerous items in the future. There's no way for The Troops to take the fight to them if they go killing themselves before the starting bell.

Bring it on.

Hayden: Guantanamo Bay Is Not a Day Spa for Mujahadeen

"So what you're telling me is that I can't call Time Out? No fair!"

Most liberals would rather watch paramedics stack corpses from the latest Washington, D.C. suicide bombing than hear that a caveman trying to kill The Troops in Iraq got anything worse than a hot stone massage and steak dinner. Fortunately, this sentiment is not shared by CIA Director, General and All-American Hero Michael Hayden, who confirmed yesterday that the CIA would continue to make Terrorists endure such hardships as sleeping with the lights on, getting lap-dances from female Marines, and sitting Indian-style for a really long time.

The CIA has come under pressure from such left-wing fringists as Code Pink, George Clooney, and Hamas for the "harsh" tactics it uses to avenge 9/11 and obtain actionable intelligence from Al-Qaeda operatives. Of specific concern to these parties is the purported use of waterboarding, which involves making a Terrorist lie down and drink water at the same time. Maybe they should spend less time mommying Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, and more time mommying their own kids, who, instead of joining Our Military and fighting for their country, are probably trying to drown themselves with beer in some filthy cesspool in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

General Hayden responded to one particular criticism frequently cited by liberals; American intelligence agencies do not follow the specific restrictions set forth by the U.S. Army Interrogation Field Manual. Hayden kept his point simple, so even burnt-out, emotionally-shattered freaks like Cindy Sheehan could get the message: "The Army field manual does not exhaust the universe of lawful interrogation techniques." In a rush to get back to his work Defending the Freedom of every hard-working American, he didn't waste time clarifying the U.S. Army's policy of turning insurgents into scrapple with .50 caliber machine guns.

The Freedom Brothers laud General Hayden and Our President George W. Bush for their willingness to get their hands a little dirty when it comes to fighting the War for Freedom. We urge all Americans to trust their leaders, who know best when it comes to protecting, interpreting and enforcing their Rights as citizens of the world's freest country.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Why Willie?

Everything seemed normal that day. Children were learning American history in their private schools, mothers were preparing supper.

The terror alert was high, but for the most part, America was blooming and her vast countryside had been comforted with dustings of snow the night before. But in Austin, Texas, on February 4th, something was terribly wrong.

A piece of Americana which had been suffering for years on end, was finally showing signs of its death. That mid-morning, once-legendary country once-icon Willie Nelson outed himself.

As a 9/11 Truther.

Years before Nelson called in to Alex Jones' three hate-filled hours of what passes for entertainment, he had been on the decline, appearing in pro-drug films such as "Half Baked," and fraternizing with liquor-soaked wench Randi Rhodes.

The Freedom Brothers suppose it was only a matter of time.

Nelson, vomiting through a telephone to Alex Jones, said of the avenged-tragedy that was September the 11th: "I saw those towers fall and I've seen an implosion in Las Vegas. There's too much similarities between the two. And I saw the building fall that didn't get hit by nothing...So, how naive are we, you know, what do they think we'll go for?"

Nelson appeared on Alex Jones' show again, to say he was talking about the tragic Building 7 collapse when he talked of a tower "that didn't get hit by nothing."

Freedom Eagle is repulsed by this once-icon of country music. Ron Paulians are like a plague, snatching up even the most rational of us. They have taken advantage of this icon, knowing he has been suffering the effects of his old age, and used him as a pawn in their game. 

They are attempting to use us all. 

Freedom Eagle knows that the Ron Paul supporters, the abortionists, the 60s radicals, the dope-peddlers, the fiends and the hoodlums want to live in an anarchistic war zone, where children are killed for sport and Stalin's portrait hangs from the St. Louis arch. 

They won't stop until we've got the cold barrel of a semi-automatic to the backs our heads, reciting Islamic poetry, watching our Christian brothers and sisters being gunned down, one by one, sent into mass graves. 

We live in a world where 9/11 Truther Ron Paul is given the respect to debate with American heroes. What, I ask, have we become?

9/11: Never Forget.

 

Chris Peden For Congress (Updated)

First of all, I must apologize. 

Waking up to the euphoric news that the psychopathic murderous tyrant Fidel Castro is stepping down, as reported by my brother, The Grizz, has made Freedom Eagle giddy. 

But I'll try to suspend my passion for the moment, because America is still under attack.

By Ron Paul.

Although his desperate, often-hilarious Presidential campaign consisting of lies, conspiracies, and shut-in Youtubers is over, he remains on government payroll. But, The Freedom Brothers have learned, there is hope.

Real Hope. Not your B. Hussein false sense of white guilt. I'm talking about getting rid of an anti-American hatist once and for all.

Chris Peden, an all-American hero, is running against Ron Paul for Texas' 14th Congressional District Seat. 

Peden, a self-described Pro-Family, Pro-Life Christian is running for Congress "to fight for our traditional values in Washington, D.C. In essence, we need Republicans to vote like Republicans again," according to his website, ChrisPeden.org.

Peden is a C.P.A. by trade, and an American by heart.

In his home town of Friendswood, he fought for and won his community the first ever municipal tax refund, which returned over $1 million of Friendswood's hard earned money back to the tax payer.

He believes English "is the glue that holds this great country together" and calls it "the language of hope, opportunity, and progress."

Unlike the incumbent, he does not believe America was responsible for 9/11. "I think Islamo-Fascists were responsible for the 9/11 attacks; the incumbent thinks America...were responsible for the attacks," he courageously says on the site.

Unlike the liberal in disguise, Ron Paul, Peden believes in winning the war on terror, supporting traditional family values, protecting the unborn, and improving the economy.

The Freedom Brothers have told you before, the truth about Ron Paul, his conspiracy theories that President Bush was responsible for 9/11 and carried out the attacks with a remote control joystick that controlled the planes, and had personally planted bombs in the World Trade Center for, what his followers call a "controlled demolition."

• Ron Paul consistently votes against body armor for our troops fighting for our freedoms, believes Israel is the main source of evil in the world, and has vowed to give anti-American 9/11 Truther Alex Jones a place in his administration. 
  

• Ron Paul lied when he said he gets the most contributions from active-duty military. He gets the least.
  

• Ron Paul believes in a Zionist Conspiracy and that the American Jewish community owns the world's banks, and was responsible for the Great Depression. He believes the last decent democrat president, FDR, was part of a global elitist sect of world government who, along with Adolph Hitler, had World War II planned years in advance. 
  

• Paul has held forums with anti-Earth advocate David Icke. 
  

• UPDATE: As if Ron Paul's suggestions that we legalize prostitution and illegal drugs aren't enough, Paul has taken the time out of his busy schedule to embrace and create sympathy for Fidel Castro. 
  

• Paul: "I believe we're at a time where we even ought to talk to Cuba...We create the Chavezes of the world, we create the Castros of the world by interfering and creating chaos in their countries."
  

The Freedom Brothers overwhelmingly endorse Christ Peden for Congress. It's time anti-Americans are treated as such. Don't be a victim.

Let's Celebrate

WANTED: Preferably Dead

Freedom lovers across the nation are putting on their sleeveless t-shirts, buying all the Banana Daiquiri mix they can afford and booking the next flight to Miami. It's the party of the century in the Magic City.

Fidel Castro is through.

Media outlets across the world are confirming that Cuba's Terrorist-in-Chief has stepped down. He made the announcement in a letter, stating that he is unable to simultaneously subjugate the Cuban people and adequately contemplate his impending death in solitude. Cubans rejoiced regardless of where they dwell - be it the global bastion of Freedom, the United States, or the comparative prison of Havana. It is probable that the only humanoid inhabitants of the Caribean Isle that won't be breaking out any cigars are those incarcerated in the tropical prison at Guantanamo.

While the struggle for Liberation continues against Mrs. Castro's other boy, Raul, the surrender and soon-coming demise of the decrepit loser Fidel has to be seen as the latest step in American Progress; a victory for every citizen, and especially Our President George W. Bush. Until its own Independence Day comes, Occupied Cuba remains the only Communist nation in the Northwestern Hemisphere. Canada doesn't count.

To the Free Cuban People: We will fight with you for your Freedom tomorrow, just as we celebrate your victory with you today.

Gay Penguins Strike Again

Liberals have taken another step to turn your child into a homosexual. 

The Associated Press and Fox News are reporting that a children's book promoting a gay agenda involving two male penguins hatching an egg is being pulled from the shelves in Loudoun County, Virginia.

Those sane parents who would rather their children not be coerced into a sodomonous, anti-family relationship by the time they turn thirteen have called for the removal. Liberal hatists and other ACLU lovers alike have called the pulling of the book "censorship."

The Freedom Brothers agree. It is censorship. If you want your children to read material such as this bring them to a bookstore in New York City's East Village and have them feast their eyes on all you are forcing them to handle. Those places aren't censored.

Books like this one belong in history's trash pile, along with Michael Moore's movies and Keith Olbermann's career.

The book supposedly draws on a real-life story of two penguins of two Central Park penguins in New York's Central Park Zoo. 

Freedom Eagle isn't aware of this "real-life story" but is well aware that children's books are often "based on true stories" with subtle differences, and in this case the subtle difference is undoubtedly the fact that one of "parent" penguins was a female and the author of "And Tango Makes Three" is angry at the world because his child came home from college that first Thanksgiving break with his roommate, who'd coerced him into the anti-American lifes-

tyle choice.

As the late, great Jerry Falwell once said, it's the homosexuals, the ACLU-types, the abortionists that helped bring about 9/11. 

When terrorists only see the coastal lifestyles of California and New England, they are more prone to kill us. Those who have chosen the gay lifestyle over the straight are well aware of this fact, yet make the conscious decision not to change for the pure at heart. 

We repeat, Americans are not born homosexual. They choose to be. No one embraces an alcoholic when they give in to their vice. The same should be the case of the homosexual lifestyle. But in our world of liberal hatist agendas and politically correct jelly-spines, those who sodomize out of vice are embraced.

Gay penguins, gay marriage, gay agenda, gay sex, gay people -- it's all part of the same family: Hatred of everything Americans hold dear.

America's Revenge: 9/11 Terrorists to Be Killed

The Freedom Brothers are happy to rally media reports that six of the foreign savages responsible for the blackest day in American history will be tried by military commission, convicted and finally killed. Unfortunately, it currently remains unclear whether Freedom Eagle and the Grizz will be allowed by the U.S. government to attend the execution and subsequently dance on the monsters' graves.

Air Force Brig. Gen. Thomas W. Hartmann announced to a jubilant America that the Pentagon is in the final stages of planning the nation's first military tribunal since numerous subjugated Nazis were exterminated in 1947. The trial is expected to be carried out in a facility located at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

The six men include 9/11 mastermind khalid sheik mohammed, who will finally get the martyrdom he has so longed for. He and the others have been charged with the "crime of conspiracy and with the separate substantive offenses of murder in violation of the law of war, attacking civilians, attacking civilian objects, intentionally causing serious bodily injury, destruction of property in violation of the law of war, terrorism and material support to terrorism." Rap sheets like that, by the Grizz's calculation, place them somewhere between Bill Clinton and Marion Barry on the criminality scale.

Our President, George W. Bush, hopes to have Freedom ringing in the terrorists' ears by the time War Hero John McCain assumes the Presidency next January.

In the coming months, stay with Freedom Eagle and the Grizz for all the breaking news, as well as our hard-hitting, All-American commentary.