Funeral for a Friend: Obama Puts His Mentor to Rest – Or Does He?

Things weren’t exactly looking up for the Husseinenites.

Their leader, B. Hussein Obama, had already accomplished his overarching goal of his “administration”: Destroying The American Economy through raw socialist power grabbing and the metaphorical burning of a thousand crisp American flags. Humiliatingly, the American people properly denounced him for dirtying his knees in front of red china all the while his clown cabinet undid their trousers and poked Uncle Sam’s eyeball, in-out, in-out. His ratings were low, sure, but there were still enough Illegal Mexicans, racist blacks and community organizers sucking the fat tit of the prosperous, freedomous American taxpayer to keep his Rasmussen numbers hovering above the 20 percent range.

As your food prices went up, B. Hussein Obama and the hatists he coddles in Washington printed more money to fund abortions overseas, strip The Troops of body armor, and provide Lavish Michelle with more buttery corn on the cob than she knew what to do with, all the while telling Lil’ Cal he’s a fat fuck, through her mind control social program.

Even narcissistic marriage vows-killer John Edwards was starting to look like a viable alternative to the commie psycho we’ve got ruling the country with a hateful fist.

Then came American Hero Donald Trump, a man who embodies the American dream, a man who has made a fortune after growing up poor, kindly gives to charity and entertains Americans through his freedomous casinos and reality television entertainment. This man went where the lamestream media would not: He hit Obama on his fake birth certificate. After pounding and pounding, with the supposed-president laughing off Trump’s correct accusations, the White House quickly doctored up a phony, Photo-shopped document worthy of treason charges against the United States of America. Numerous sources, including the Freedom Brothers and now-Patriotic Alex Jones, have shown the “document” to be a fraud.

And as Hussein’s approvals hit rock bottom, he decided to one-up the Real Rebel Billionaire, interrupt his patriotic television show on Sunday, and announce to the world that, due to President Bush’s correct torture policies and ongoing Freedom War in the Middle East, that bin Laden had been killed.

Call Freedom Eagle less than impressed.

It’s been well established that B. Hussein Obama not only was trained by Muslim Extremists as a bratty child, but may have had a leading role in the attacks on 9/11. (One at least can’t help but wonder if the New Black Panther-esque president, who admittedly hates and ridicules police officers, got his Islamic, Marxist, porn-love friends to initiate 9/11 as the path to eliminating police officers and firefighters in New York City, the location of his fake college, Columbia, where he was regularly “busted” for smoking chronic and snorting cocaine.)

So, why would Hussein want to take out Bin Laden, a man he trusts and loves?

Freedom Fighter Pamela Geller has the source. The "Change Sucka" was forced to go after the terrorists under threat of a freedomous military coup. (Food for thought: What’s the greater good, taking bin Laden or Obama?)

We believed the story. Still might. But it seems something more sinister is at play, and we’ll get right to it: Is Osama bin Laden really dead, or is he working in cahoots with the Obama Administration’s traitors, thieves and burglars? After all, with his entire administration and career already gone to hell in a socialist, smurf picnic basket. So, what’s he do? Call up his Dear Friend, fake his murder, put an empty casket in a “sea” and tell the serfs everything is going to be all right.

Think Freedom Eagle is wrong? Find one piece of evidence that states otherwise. After all, why would the regime not release the photos unless there weren’t any?

Were the Freedom Brothers Wrong About Alex Jones?

The Freedom Brothers wish to make an apology.

For years, Freedom Eagle and the Grizz have been slamming and ridiculing one Alex Jones, a radio host based in Austin, Texas, for claims Jones made regarding our former, honorable president, George W. Bush, a man’s man. Jones seemed to insinuate George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks. Ron Paul has repeated these accusations. Paul also believes Franklin Roosevelt was very, very good friends with Adolf Hitler and that Jewish bankers planned and executed World War II for profit.

These accusations are unforgivable.

However, Jones, today, is onto something. You see, Jones has begun exposing “president” Obama’s plans to take away your guns, unfreedomize your medicine, socialize private business and turn over the power of his presidency to the UN, New World Order and the Illuminati in order to microchip and then eliminate 80 percent of humanity.

Jones is damn right, he is.

For almost two years, B. Hussein Obama has mocked you and your family, forcing you into debt, and intentionally inflating the jobless rate to make the cowardly unemployed dependent on government. You see, the unemployed, once employable men and women looking for jobs, have become lazy, fly swatting mongloids because of the Kenyan-born usurper. Similar to the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina, the unemployed today receive more free money, benefits and food than your average American citizen. This is why they are generally extremely overweight and can recite every episode of Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns."

In many cases, American workers intentionally get themselves fired from their modestly paying job so they can make more money by sitting on their asses all day, sipping lemonade and eating the caviar they’ve bought with their food stamp debit card, or ordering pizzas on their government-given cell phones.

And the Democratic congress, shameful as they are, continue extending these unemployment benefits for the newly lazified unemployed, whose lives have become as miserable, slothen and drug-ridden as your typical underage Obama voter.

Enough is enough. And Alex Jones is doing his country a service.

Jones, before Hussein was sworn into office, released “The Obama Deception,” a feature-length, high-definition documentary explaining how B. Hussein is actually a secret agent for the Israeli shadow government – the illuminati – and had many homosexual relationships in his past, including with his former reverend, Reverend “God damn America” Wright.

As a sociopath, Obama has had most of the homosexuals, with whom he’s had homosexual intercourse with, murdered. These include many men inside Hussein’s racist, radical, segregated parish. And besides Wright, only one of Obama’s many partners has survived: Larry Sinclair. And Sinclair wrote a book about it. A book you should read, as the Freedom Brothers did, as Alex Jones did.

Alex Jones is an asset to the country.

The Freedom Brothers now believe – as we believe Jones believes – that B. Hussein Obama was the real government culprit behind those terrible attacks on September 11, 2001. The facts are there:

• Obama is a Muslim extremist born in Kenya, a Muslim country.
• B. Hussein Obama has an extreme hatred toward police officers (many of whom were killed on 9/11), as was documented when he called a Boston police officer “stupid” then ridiculed the Irish cop by offering to get him drunk.
• B. Hussein Obama is so egotistical, he wrote a book about himself in his 30s. Men this egotistical are often mad with rage, as B. Hussein Obama was at America his whole life, as documented in “Dreams of My Father,” a book in which Hussein claims to love his father, even though his father killed himself while drunk driving.
• B. Hussein Obama was advised by the Fort Hood shooter – a Muslim extremist terrorist – during his presidential campaign and ensuing electioneering.
• B. Hussein Obama was more concerned with getting a healthcare death bill passed than he was in extending the Bush tax cuts, which created a growth economy. The healthcare death bill will lead to the rationing of healthcare as well as death panels and, very likely, forced abortions.
• B. Hussein Obama’s stimulus package has resulted in funding scientific experiments and will not create a single permanent job. Scientific experiments are often conducted by those who do not believe in the Creator, God.
• B. Hussein Obama has never visited Ground Zero.

The facts are there and we’re ready to listen to Jones rescind his former statements about Lil’ Cal’s hero, President Bush. Did B. Hussein Obama have a hand in the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001? All evidence points to yes. And Jones has helped release this evidence. Alex Jones, the Freedom Brothers thank you.

Murder-Death-Kill: The Demolition Man Comes in the Form Of U.S. “Healthcare” Legislation

It’s happened.

B. Hussein Obama and his comrades in the U.S. totalitarian parliament have officially watched the final bubble float to the top of the toilet in which they’ve been holding the American peoples’ collective heads.

And now it’s time to rape the corpse.

In what should be God’s day – Sunday – the American Communist Party forced the religious, Flag saluting members of congress – Republicans – to leave their caring, loving families behind and vote on B. Hussein’s healthcare death bill. And Republicans, for their part, did all they could to stop the iniquitous death panels, publicly funded infanticide, rationed care, death camps, poisoning our military through death books, and forced, caged internment of conservatives.

Representing the nerophelic wing of America, democrats nefariously laughed as their 2,000 pages of evil were shoved further down America’s throats, vote by murderous vote, until the reverse-racists, bigots, and anti-family zealots reached the inevitable 217 – exactly the number of Americans citizens who’ll be left with their freedom after B. Hussein’s little-reported 2011 “happening.” That is, the day those of us who oppose this illegal legislation are kidnapped by B. Hussein’s brownshirts and forced to shovel shit at FEMA re-education sites while we listen to Maoist progaganda (or as B. Hussein calls it, “Easy listening”) until our hearts stop beating due to exhaustion.

But hey, it’s all part of “progress,” right?

Nancy Pelosi’s broom couldn’t be reached for comment as it accompanied her to the plastic surgeon subsequent to shoving each and every page into the stomach and lungs of the limp American populace, laying solemn on the tiled floor, its bowels loosening.

Harry Reid is shrugging off his 8% approval rating, knowing he’ll be voted out come November – because to them, the socialist Republic is bigger than one man. It’s about slavery, reparations, disciplining hard work and getting on your knees for communist China.

It’s about wiping out civilization as we know it.

Reid, whose fetish for allowing “doctors” to shove knives through newborn’s tiny faces is well documented, wiped off, spit, and gave his best European soccer impression, shattering the already deteriorating ribcage.

***

Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but shed a tear as Lil’ Cal sat on his lap and asked what the Hitlerian legislation meant. “It means,” I told him, “the end of America as we know her.”

“But Dad,” he asked, distressed, “Can’t…can’t we stop it? Don’t we have a choice?”

“In a dictatorship,” I answered, “there is no choice.”

Lil Cal: An American Asks Of Socialism

“Daddy, why is he giving our money to people who don’t work?”

Yesterday, as B. Hussein signed the infamous spending bill, I had to explain to my son, Calvin, one of the hardest things a parent will ever have to clarify.

I’ve raised him well. We work out together in Freedom Eagle’s finished basement on my Total Gym and Nordic Flex. We fix each others’ protein shakes, we’ve gone through 58 cut-outs of “Osama: Wanted Dead or Alive” posters for our punching bags, and I’ve taken him to work so he can see his father in action, striving toward the American dream.

But he’s also seen the dark side of American life. He’s seen the drifters, the bums, the welfare mothers, the democrats rotating through their Obama T-shirts. He’s watched MSNBC.

So, I’m at a loss when my son asks me about the new Swedish model of American life. The America where our president, acting as a sissified Robin Hood, takes away Calvin’s father’s money and gives it to those very drifters, bums, welfare queens, and Disney Worlders who will spend their massive tax-cuts on more Obama T-shirts, gold-plated hubcaps for their Pontiacs, and cheap street drugs.

B. Hussein’s distrust in the flag, the military, the American way of life: It goes further than we can ever imagine. Our new supposed president has deep roots in hatred of American values. He has bathed in Indonesia with fellow Muslims and black power enthusiasts.

But people try to act with an open mind about our traitor-in-chief. They say that I, too, will learn not to blame my fraudulent Kenyan-born president. They say, sure, his father may have been Malcolm X. He may have been raised by a series of Marxist radicals, and his mother may have been a loosey goosey. But he is still human. His hatred of American values is seeded in his father’s abandonment, his step-father’s abandonment, and his mother’s abandonment while he was busy throwing his grandparents under the bus.

Freud might say, Hussein’s anti-Americanism is not his fault – completely.

But Freedom Eagle laughs. When B. Hussein takes a wrecking ball to Our American values, the Ayn Rand objectivist in me blames him. B. Hussein: You are responsible for your own destiny. You are responsible for the hatred you bring this country. You are responsible for demolishing the American family and the eventual flush that will send America spinning down a toilet the same way John Edwards flushed his wife’s cancer-stricken heart like it were cockied paper.

So when Lil’ Cal asks me the tough questions, I have to answer him the way I know best. I tell him his president – No longer President Bush – hates Lil’ Cal and all those hard-working, resilient kids whose parents have also worked through thick and thin to get where they are. His president – B. Hussein Obama – dreams of a society in which the poor, the lazy, the faked-handicapped, they stay at home all day drinking lemonade and sucking sugar cubes watching Jerry Springer. The rich – the ones with the wealth – we’re forced to slave at work for 12 hours every day – including weekends when Freedom Eagle and Lil’ Cal throw a football. Then we sign over all our hard-earned dough at gunpoint to those individuals sitting in the air conditioning, smoking Marxist Cuban cigars.

And when Lil’ Cal asks: “How do we stop him from doing that, Dad?” I answer in the way I know best: We pray for a miracle.

First 17 Days: Change You Will Submit To

17 days.

That’s how long it took America to go from prosperous, abortion-eradicatng, land of pick-up trucks and beer to B. Hussein Obama’s comradical socialist dictatorship, where wombed infants are slaughtered by the dozens, and children are taught to not love.

First B. Hussein tried to pick a street fight (reminiscent of his days where, he claims, he lived “in the hood smoking chronic”) with American Hero Rush Limbaugh. Why, you ask? Because the talk radio king patriotically stated his own American values and wished for B. Hussein’s Stalinist values to be defeated by an informed American public. Handily, Limbaugh won the bout.

Then the man who once claimed a newborn child is “punishment” for a woman tried to shove billions of dollars of eugenic spending down our throats – with our own money. Republicans rightly heaved Hussein and Pelosi’s faces into the mud after that one, and Courageous Senator Jim DeMint called them out for their foolhardiness. “How in the world does STD research create jobs? Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want to know [since STDs are God’s punishment for having sinful sex before marriage],” said his aide.

Then, B. Hussein signed a socialist child healthcare act into place, much to the dismay of conservatives all over the country. And much to the dismay of those children who will be forced to choose an untrained government doctor over their own pediatrician whom they already know good and well.

Freedom Eagle wonders: Why do you, B. Hussein, get to dictate the health of MY child? Is it because you’re scared that when Lil’ Cal turns 18, he’ll pull the lever for the Pro-American candidate, rather than your anti-American wife, when she inevitably tries to step into the gigantic shoes of Bill Clinton’s hag?

17 days.

That’s how long it took for democratic Traitors to begin introducing the Fairness Doctrine, effectively duct-taping the mouths and jailing American heroes like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter. For those of you who don’t know, the “Fairness Doctrine” is neither fair, nor a doctrine. It is a law passed under tyrannical dicatators most often, designed to push a pro-liberal government message from the media, rather than a free-speech, conservative message. In other words, Hussein plans on flooding the airwaves with Soviet-esque propaganda, telling you his stimulus bill isn’t the beginnings of a welfare state from sea to shining sea. Eventually, Hussein falsely believes, you’ll believe his dark, slasher-film-esque image of American life.

Last but not least, New York democratic Representative Jose Serrano recently began holding hearings to quietly evaporate the 22nd amendment, which limits presidents to two terms. It was created after FDR (a good friend of Stalin) was elected president for four terms, raised taxes, and unconstitutionally stole the American people’s gold from underneath their beds. Jose Serrano (d-NY) wishes, with his sodomous constitutional amendment, to make B. Hussein “President for Life.” His words, not mine.

Have no doubt: B. Hussein is a dictator and will do whatever he can to remain as such. It took him 17 days to distort the patriotic words of the Patriot Act to stop FBI agents from performing searches on well-known terrorist suspects. He’s closed Club Gitmo and is instead bringing the terrorists here to walk Our streets, play games on Our farms, buy Our guns, and serve hamburgers to Our Children (The Ones We Love) to stock up inflated dollars for their coming "New 9/11".

He wants you afraid.

That way, he can do what he wants, when he wants. When the American public objects, he will repeat the phrase he knows best: “I won,” when, in fact, he should be saying, “I stole election, fair and square. And now the American people have to deal with my broad, ridiculous call for ‘change’.”

Remember, B. Husseinites and Disney Worlders: you asked for change. He’s going to give it to you on a silver platter. And if you don’t like it, his gulags will also be a form of “change” you can believe in. 

17 days. Having fun yet?

The Most Important Freedom Brothers Post. Ever.

Cover Letter Request to refile Petition Lightfoot v Bowen with chief Justice John Roberts

Dear Justice Roberts,

This is an open cover letter and it is being posted on the Internet, you-tube and will be read on a number of radio stations, particularly radio stations around military bases, forwarded to Congress, Senate, Governors of the States and mass media. This legal action, as 20 other actions filed in the past few months is seeking Judicial intervention due to the fact that Mr. Barack Obama, whose father was a Kenyan- British citizen, is not a Natural Born Citizen and is not eligible to be the President of this country. It also states, that Mr. Obama did not prove his citizenship at all, since the state of Hawaii allows issuance of Hawaiian Birth certificates to foreign born children of Hawaiian residents and there is mounting evidence that Mr. Obama was not born in Hawaii, whereby he will not be a citizen at all. The Plaintiffs in this action are a vice-presidential candidate on the ballot, electors and voters. Majority of the plaintiffs have served years of their lives in the US military and risked their lives, pursuant to their oath to defend the Constitution of this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. The plaintiffs and other members of the US military are deeply concerned about the fact that none of the cases related to Mr. Obama’s lack of eligibility was heard on the merits.

The plaintiffs are also concerned about the following: You have recorded a program “Conversations with Chief Justice Roberts”. Numerous high schools students were flown in to DC and participated in discussion about the Constitution, law and the Supreme Court with you. This program was fully funded by the Annenberg foundation, is it clearly states on the video released, and it appears that as a Chief Justice of the Supreme court you consider Annenberg to be a reputable organization, supporting the Constitution and you support their efforts. The problem with it, is that Annenberg has been employing on their Annenberg Challenge board William Ayers, a non-repentant terrorist that participated in bombing of police headquarters in 1970, Capitol building in 1971 and Pentagon in 1972. As late as 2001, Mr. Ayers stated in NY times interview: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel I didn’t do enough”. From 1995 the chairman of Annenberg Challenge was none else, but Mr. Barack Obama. Annenberg has created an offshoot, called Factcheck.org, Annenberg political Fact check that was supposed to provide unbiased fact check. In reality Annenberg fact check has actively and intentionally defrauded American public in letting them to believe that Mr. Obama is a Natural born citizen and eligible for US presidency. Annenberg fact check intentionally omitted

1. Definition of Law of Nations (Emmerich De Vattel), stating that natural born citizen is one that is born in the country to parents, that are citizens. They omitted statement by John A Bingham, framer of the 14th amendment, stating that a natural born citizen is one that was born in the US territory to parents that don’t owe alliance to any other sovereignty. Due to the fact that Mr. Obama’s father was not a US citizen and owed allegiance to Kenya and Great Britain,� Mr. Obama did not qualify as a natural born citizen and does not qualify for presidency.
2. Fact check intentionally omitted Hawaii statue 338, that allows foreign born children of Hawaiian residence to obtain a Hawaiian certification of live birth
3. It omitted the fact that such certification can be obtained based on a statement of one relative only without any corroborating evidence.
4. It omitted the fact that there was no corroborating evidence of Mr. Obama�s birth from any hospital, nurse or hospital administrator from Hawaii , while there were numerous statements from Mr. Obama�s Kenyan grandmother, Baptist Bishop and ambassador of Kenya about Mr. Obama being born there. If that is the case, Mr. Obama is not a US citizen and will need to go back to Kenya to wait for his Green Card.
As of now American public has only information from Annenberg, a political organization, some of whose members have very questionable moral qualities (to say the least).

My clients, as well as 300 million American, including thousands of members of the military, that are asked to give their lives to defend the Constitution of this country, would like to know, if the Supreme Court Justices, particularly chief Justice Roberts, (that needs to swear the President on the bible), are willing to give a few hours of their time to hear the Oral Argument in defense of this Constitution.

Sincerely,

Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ Counsel for the Petitioners

Pass it On
- The Freedom Brothers.

Finally, Some Good News

Proving that you can’t be liberal, fair, and balanced all at the same, Truth Prophet Matt Drudge is reporting that filthy democrat operative Alan Colmes is getting thrown off his soap box by Fox News Channel. Details filtering in to the Freedom Brothers command center are still sketchy; it isn’t completely clear whether the camel’s spine disintegrated beneath one of Colmes’ most recent lies, or if he simply tired of serving as Sean Hannity’s punching bag after one and a fifth decades. Regardless of the cause, the effect is clear: Americans will no longer have to subject themselves to the pencil-necked twerp’s slander after every long, hard-working day at the construction site, or The Firehouse, or Iraq.

In an interview with the democrat mouthpiece Associated Press, Colmes said, "We have a Democratic House, Senate and [an Islamic] president. My work is done." The Grizz hopes that this is the truth. Now his favorite station, Fox News, can finally call itself an objective media outlet.

Sean Hannity has not yet issued a statement regarding the demise of his unworthy adversary’s career, but he’s clearly earned his fair share of entertainment while pounding Colmes into submission over and over and over again for the last twelve years. He’ll simply need to move on to the next socialist. For Colmes, it won’t be that easy; there’s a better than good chance that he’ll be drinking sewer water to quench his hangover thirst by this time next week.

The Freedom Brothers would like to wish Alan Colmes all the worst. May his future endeavors be filled with dying dreams, lost opportunities and misfortune in general.

B. Hussein's Dream Is A Muslim America

When B. Hussein Obama said America is “no longer a Christian nation” he knifed you in the back with one hand, and choked your throat with the other.

B. Hussein, already a known terrorist sympathizer and secret Muslim, made the claim in 2007, which has only recently been circulating on Internet blogs and reputable, independent websites such as World Net Daily and MichaelSavage.com.

B. Hussein already showers the United States with daily hail storms of slime and sludge when he makes his anti-American statements, but the idea that B. Hussein intends to secularize Our Country the same way the Soviet Union was disbanded in the early 90s makes the Freedom Brothers pissed. And we’re not going to take it anymore.

Why does Hussein and his wild-eyed, extremist hate campaign want America to be a nation of Muslims?

"Whatever we once were,” spewed Hussein, “we're no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are…a Muslim nation…and a nation of nonbelievers."

If proud, brave Americans needed any more reason not to vote for this radical Marxist, The Freedom Brothers believe this may be it. B. Hussein intends on declaring a fascist jihad against the people of the United States. He won’t take no for an answer.

When B. Hussein began his hate campaign, Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but to laugh for hours on end, barely imagining any radical Muslim with no experience in government could possibly be made a president. But when he forced Bill Clinton’s wife to submit to him, I started to feel afraid – for my dear country and Her majesty.

Nothing about the potential of a Hussein presidency makes us do anything but recoil in horror. He has brainwashed Our Children. (Freedom Eagle’s stapping young boy hasn’t succumbed to Hussein’s mind control. Little Calvin wears his Future-President McCain T-shirt to camp these days. He wears it with honor.) Why does B. Hussein want to surrender in Iraq, you may ask? Because he agrees with the terrorists. They are his brothers and sisters. He attends madrassa with them.

He bathes with them.

Obama Releases Fake Birth Certificate

After initial and repeated refusal, the Hussein campaign has allegedly released B. Hussein Obama's 'Birth Certificate.' 

Not to be outdone by the hatists on his website, Hussein gave this likely fabricated piece of trash to the editor of anti-Semitic, 9/11 Truth, Larouche-loving, bin Laden-cuddling, Jimmy Carter impersonating hate site DailyKos, Markos Moulitsas.

Moulitsas is most well-known for saying "Screw Them" when told that brave Americans had been killed, burned, and their charred bodies hung in Iraq. He is a typical America hater and trivializes everything our troops do.

In his "article" Moulitsas says he got the certificate directly from the Hussein hate campaign, which means they are obviously friendly. Give it a couple days before B. Hussein Obama throws Markos under the bus and cuts all ties, as he did with his dear reverend, Jim Johnson, and his daughters.

As peace, anti-terror website Little Green Footballs notes of the document, it is a fraud as a "certification of birth" is not a "Birth Certificate." The Hussein camp thinks that you are all idiots.

The truth is, B. Hussein has proven nothing and will not be our next president because he was not born in the United States. His father was a radical Muslim, killed himself while driving drunk, and would have suicide bombed a Kenyan Christian church anyway.

Communists Open New Front in War on Gender

Communism is Gay

Freedom Lovers dwelling all across America’s purple mountain majesty are reacting with revulsion and fury to reports that Cuba, domain of three-quarters-dead tyrant Fidel Castro, will be sending in hundreds of citizens for the dual castration and hormone engineering process sometimes referred to as “gender reassignment therapy”. Warm-welcomed Cuban refugees to the United States took the silence of the communistic nation’s socialist celebrants in the democrat party as a hateful slap in the face, further cementing their allegiance to the Party of War Hero John McCain – the Republican party.

The Trustworthy Encyclopedia, Conservapedia, points out that there is a widely identified link between transexualism – the lifestyle lived by a sufferer of “gender identity disorder” - and homosexualism.

In the United States, the government takes steps to encourage its population to live healthier, more heterosexual lives. In the third to last international communist stronghold (the other two being Maoist China and Illist North Korea) they encourage these personal depravities.

Luckily, Americans’ hatred of Cubans will serve to better their own country, and remind them of what happens when liberals are allowed to turn entire countries into their own personal amusement parks. Rest assured, if anti-, un- and, according to recent reports, possibly non-American B. Hussein Obama takes over America, he’ll be handing out adoptive children to homosexuals with his left hand, and grabbing your self-defense mechanism with his right.

Dreams Of My Drunk

In what will inevitably be a crippling blow to our first would-be terrorist president’s campaign, B. Hussein Obama’s adoring “father" was an alcoholic, World Net Daily reports.

Writes truth-site World Net Daily: “After being educated at Harvard, Obama senior returned to Africa, abandoning Obama and his mother, to live the life of a chronic alcoholic who ultimately killed himself in his second drink-induced car accident, while driving drunk on the streets of Nairobi.”

It is common knowledge that no alcoholic ever changes, and their spawn often carry on these traits. Do we really want a potential alcoholic, doped up at 3 a.m. on any number of drugs -- laughers or other pick-me-ups -- answering phone calls from little man in Occupied iran, who is already planning his Hitlerian take-over of Europe, Israel, and The United States, after America swears in one of his own?

It gets worse.

B. Hussein begins his 1995 hate book "Dreams from My Father" with a scene from 1982, when Hussein, having just turned 21 (but a casual binge-drinker since at least the age of 9), receives a phone call from Africa telling him his father had been killed in a car accident. He goes on to describe dad as a heroic figure, whence he is anything but.

What else is he lying about?

B. Hussein is already an admitted socialist. He represents the human experimentation wing of the loony left. Count Freedom Eagle in on the first plane to the violence-free, ethical Green Zone should this human fool get elected.