Dreams Of My Drunk

In what will inevitably be a crippling blow to our first would-be terrorist president’s campaign, B. Hussein Obama’s adoring “father" was an alcoholic, World Net Daily reports.

Writes truth-site World Net Daily: “After being educated at Harvard, Obama senior returned to Africa, abandoning Obama and his mother, to live the life of a chronic alcoholic who ultimately killed himself in his second drink-induced car accident, while driving drunk on the streets of Nairobi.”

It is common knowledge that no alcoholic ever changes, and their spawn often carry on these traits. Do we really want a potential alcoholic, doped up at 3 a.m. on any number of drugs -- laughers or other pick-me-ups -- answering phone calls from little man in Occupied iran, who is already planning his Hitlerian take-over of Europe, Israel, and The United States, after America swears in one of his own?

It gets worse.

B. Hussein begins his 1995 hate book "Dreams from My Father" with a scene from 1982, when Hussein, having just turned 21 (but a casual binge-drinker since at least the age of 9), receives a phone call from Africa telling him his father had been killed in a car accident. He goes on to describe dad as a heroic figure, whence he is anything but.

What else is he lying about?

B. Hussein is already an admitted socialist. He represents the human experimentation wing of the loony left. Count Freedom Eagle in on the first plane to the violence-free, ethical Green Zone should this human fool get elected.