Thursday, August 28, 2008

Editorial: An Appeal to Supporters of Clinton's Wife

Please let Freedom Eagle editorialize for a moment.

I am writing to you, Socialist housewives, single mothers, and trans-sexuals of the democrat party. The Freedom Brothers feel for you. We do. We know you believed Bill Clinton’s wife was your greatest hope to reclaim the American dream. She represented, for you, not necessarily someone of values (as she is a baby killer who wants Iraqis to kill each other once she cut-and-ran from Iraq), but a chance for all women’s voices to be heard.

For you, she was a leader. Your shameful dream.

But B. Hussein hurt her. Dominated her. And by extension, you. That’s why The Freedom Brothers invite the socialist and radical thinkers of the pathetic democrat party to support a winner for a change. To support Future-President McCain.

Lots of democrats will be supporting McCain this year. You won’t be alone. And truth-seekers and tellers like The Freedom Brothers will be supporting his campaign and its anti-socialist, anti-gay marriage platform, opposing the anarchistic rantings of one B. Hussein, who hates you.

While we don’t agree with the hate-thinkers who mistakenly voted for Bill Clinton’s wife in the primaries, or supported her through occult worship or some other such Satanic practice, we believe Future-President McCain would be your best choice. He was a POW. He suffered for five-and-a-half years so you could practice free speech, open-mouth kiss your trans-gendered boy/girlfriend, and burn the flag at will, all of which have become national past-times of the hate-America-first crowd.

Won’t you join us?

Future-President McCain will ban all abortions, no matter what, because life begins at conception. Don’t you believe this would set a good example for you? Wouldn’t a proven-leader like the Future President convince you that after your human harvesting killing of innocent children with souls, 15-16 infanticidal procedures throughout your teenage years was enough?

Future-President McCain will stay in Iraq as long as it takes. Don’t you believe this sort of persistence will show your children (once abortions are made illegal and you can have them) what persistence truly means? That even if they are tapped out of resources, it pays to continue until the job is done? Don’t you believe the family values set forth here are priceless? We know you’ll be with us, libertines.

The Future-President will continue Our President-President Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthiest 2 percent so their economic benefits can trickle down to you, and maybe – just maybe – you’ll discontinue your government handouts and get a real job.

Future-President McCain is an honest, God-fearing, terrorist-killing, gay-adoption smashing, Saddam Hussein-hanging, Old Glory raising, Viet Cong mutilating, hippie punching, beer swilling, Sean Hannity listening, pickup-truck driving, homosexual hating, infant cuddling, campfire making, factory working, banjo strumming, bin Laden eye-gouging, Reagan hand-shaking, white man. He’s what you strive to be. He wants to help you change your atheistic, America-hating ways. That is, if you choose to embrace him. Embrace him.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Michelle Obama, Hatist

If you were unfortunate enough to see the democrat hate convention tonight, a pompous ornament to stupidity, aimed at the racists, fraudulent cowards, and Clintonistas still finding homes in the deep, dark crevices of what some might call “blue states,” then you realize why Freedom Eagle fears for his country’s safety.

Michelle Obama, the anti-American “wife” of our future presidential-aspirational loser psychopath, who once said she hated her country with an utmost regard until her husband started brainwashing its citizens, spoke tonight. She told an audience of blowhards how much she still hates her country. The basis of her speech spoke of how America isn’t good enough. She said she wants to change our already perfect union into a socialist utopia of public homosexualization and on-demand abortion.

“All of us driven by a simple belief that the [democratic, just, peace-loving] world [where the United States, the last beacon of hope to bring humanistic liberation and freedom to other countries, such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Korea, Vietnam, etc.] as it is just won't do — that we have an obligation to fight for the [socialist, Darwinistic, baby Finley killing] world as it should be,” she vomited on stage to the cries of weasely libertine suburbanite out-of-touchers.

Stalin couldn’t have said it any better, Michelle.

Michelle and her supposed husband are putting our country at grave risk, simply by giving their radical speeches, while a few tree-huggers still doped up on LSD and other college students who hate their parents decide to agree.

Jerome Corsi, PhD was right that we should question when B. Hussein Obama stopped using drugs. Or if he ever did. We can’t have our president in the oval office, while heat-seeking Soviet or Communist Chinese missiles scream over the Pacific toward Los Angeles or Portland, attacking his case of the munchies, watching a bean burrito slowly spin in his White House microwave for a minute-and-a-half, in between presidential bong hits and late-night body shots from prostitutes left over from Bill Clinton's eight embarrassing years.

By then it’ll be too late.

We can’t have a president who shunned General David Petraeus – National Review Man Of The Year, and recipient of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Service Medal, Defense Superior Service Medal, Legion of Merit, and Bronze Star – and instead picked Slum-Scum Joe Biden to be his Vice Presidential candidated sucker. Or, in the prophetic words of possible Future-Vice President Tim Pawlenty (R-MN), after saying that B. Hussein should have picked Petraeus, praised the good General as "an outstanding leader and somebody who would better represent the mainstream of the country."

It is fairly obvious now, to most Americans, that the Ron Paul-Nancy Pelosi-Ward Churchill-David Icke-Barack Obama wing of the radical left are out for blood. They have learned from years of studying Mao and Ho Chi Minh what it means to “revolutionize” a country into third world poverty, devoid of a sacred, higher power, or the right to make one’s opinion heard. That’s why they try to censor The Freedom Brothers. That's why they've turned the womb into a war zone. And that’s why they tried to stop a Republican congress from voting to authorize War against Japan and Germany back in ’41, and from 2003-2008 choked over 4,000 American troops to death by opposing their sacrifices in Iraq, and pom-pomming the terrorists and other extremist elements of Iraq responsible for 9/11.

We can’t let them do it again.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Edwards: My Wife Means Nothing To Me

I hope there’s still room under B. Hussein Obama’s bus.

Move over, America-hating Reverends, radical Muslim clerics, and money laundering scumbags, John Edwards, the wild eyed socialist human oddity found time during his fraudulent campaign to impersonate Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband and treat his cancer-stricken wife like a toilet bowl.

The Reputable National Enquirer, who heroically, prophetically followed the Clinton impeachment/Monica Lewinsky blue dress story in the late 90s has exposed the Blame America first Edwards for his democrat adulterous ways. No wonder he wanted to be president. He was trying to following the footsteps of disgraced losers like Teddy Kennedy, Gary Hart, Frathouse John Kerry, Bill Clinton’s wife’s husband, and the liberals’ favorite dead loser, JFK.

Republicans push family values for a reason.

“Can you believe this guy, Edwards?” The Grizz said to me on Friday night, while we sipped cold beers in front of his fire pit, while our strapping young sons played tag and lit fireworks with the neighborhood kids.

“Yes. I believe it wholeheartedly,” I said. “Liberals stand for breaking up the family, and when they can’t do it, they try to blame honest, freedom-loving, straight Republicans like the Honorable Senator Larry Craig and the terrorist-killing family man David Vitter.”

“I guess you’re right. You can’t blame Edwards for hypocrisy. He represents the party of homosexuals, transgenders, and illegal communistic immigrants, who recently opened up a new front in the war on gender. Not being faithful to your wife has basically become a pre-requisite to becoming a dem presidential candidate.”

I took a sip and stared up at the moon, knowing full and well that an American flag still waves in her sand. I sipped my Coors Original glass bottle, an American beer.

Now that Edwards has been exposed, the “anointed One,” not-ready-to-lead B. Hussein will inevitably deny him the right to talk at the democrat convention, even though he now represents democrats more than ever. He represents the Darwinistic sect that throws their illness-grieved “Loved” ones overboard when something looser, dirtier, and easier comes around. And none of this will change under a laughable B. Hussein presidency. Most honorable Americans saw during his “Extra” interview the derision in his eyes while he let his children take time out of submitting to his Muslim extremism and talk about how much their father neglects them.

The only positive that can be taken out of this affair is that Edwards’ whorifying mistress didn’t give in to his repeated attempts and pressure, likely by Edwards himself, to commit infanticide of their love child, under the threat of a mob killing that Edwards’ boys would have made look like a “suicide.”

B. Hussein, we know you want to break up the family the way Edwards broke his wife’s weak heart and flushed it like cockied paper. Shame on you both. The Freedom Brothers are pissed, and we won’t stand for it anymore.