Thursday, December 13, 2007

Media Continues Onslaught of America with TV Show

Is there anything the media can keep sacred?

According to TV Week, a new "Knight Rider" movie, and possibly television series is coming to NBC. To refresh your memory, this is the show where the hero has a talking car. It once starred David Hasselhoff.

One of the main characters is set to be a "Jaded" Iraq War vet.

At least, that's what the article says.

First they change the name of Operation Iraqi Freedom to "Iraq War." Then they decide liberals are "progressives." Then the terrorists became "insurgents." Now Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq Vets are "Jaded."

I hope they're proud of themselves.

Studies show that our brave troops coming home from the liberation are in great health, both physically and mentally. The morale is high and the surge is working. The Iraqi government is on the brink of establishing its Democracy.

And war vets are not jaded. They created the stereotype during the liberation of South Vietnam, and they're trying to do it again with Iraq. Just imagine if the media had portrayed Eisenhower or Patton as "Jaded" World war II vets.

They'd be burned at the stake.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Liberal democrats Who Oppose Iraq Liberation Support War On Christmas

Nine liberal democrats voted against Rep. Steve King’s recent legislation recognizing the “importance of Christmas and the Christian faith.”

On Fox News Channel, the only fair and balanced news channel on television, Representative King echoed the founding fathers by saying, “We’re a Christian nation founded on Christian principals…it’s time we stood up and said so, and said to the rest of America, ‘Be who you are and be confident.’ And let’s worship Christ and let’s celebrate Christmas.”

One of the liberal secularists who voted against the bill was Alcee Hastings (D-Fl). He recently lied about the resolution and said the bill was “another sad attempt by Conservative Republicans to skew the line between church and state…America is not a Christian nation.”

The Freedom Brothers apologize to our readers who were offended by the quote in the paragraph above.

Many of the liberal democrats who vote “nay” on the resolution supported similar bills supporting recognizing Ramadan and many Indian religious celebrations.

Politicians Talk About Peace As Civilians Get Terrorized by War

Hamas terrorists with body parts of Israelis

As Ehud Olmert had tea and scones with the corrupt "Palestinian" leadership this morning, demented terrorists in the latter’s charge besieged the working class city of Sderot, Israel with Qassam missiles launched from deep within the Gaza Strip (aka Occupied Israel). This bizarre event took place not 24 hours after courageous Israel Defense Forces launched a daring attack against Islamic Jihad's evil infrastructure in the area, and succeeded in destroying six blood-drenched militants.

This meeting comes on the heels of last month's conference at Our Navy's Citadel in Annapolis, Maryland. That love fest surely got liberal hearts thumping the world over, but unfortunately warm fuzzy coffee talks don't stop razor-sharp steel fragments thrown by exploding "Palestinians". This chat is also doomed to failure - at least, that's what every Israeli who cares about his or her family is hoping.

Are you bored listening to The Grizz saying the same thing over and over again? I won't be able to stop as long as Free World politicians praise murderers and celebrate terrorism against the civilians they represent.

Mahmoud Abbas, the "democratic" leader of "Palestine" paid out of his own pocket for the operation by Islamists that resulted in the nationally televised slaughter of 11 Israeli athletes. He laughs in the face of grieving family members as Jihadis dance in the streets of Ramallah, Gaza City, and Nablus. Worst of all, he rubbed Our President George W. Bush's face in the dirt by burning the road map to peace.

Ehud Olmert needs to stop living a lie. The people he pretends to represent don't have the luxury of tuning out politics. Circumstance has forced them against their will to perhaps the most filthy, violent and hateful place on the planet, and they must live every moment of every day wondering if this will be their son's or daughter's last.

Afghan Army Stays Tough, Defeats Insurgents

With victory secured, brave Afghan troops, supported by NATO air power defeated and killed 50 Taliban insurgents during a two day battle in a southern Afghan town.

As the cowardly insurgents were defeated, the retreated to another town called Sangin, where they started firing their weapons at random.

The commanders are among the dead.

An Afghani governor named Asadullah Wafa said, “After 11 months the Afghan flag is again flying over the Musa Qala district center.”

The Freedom Brothers, like the majority of Americans, are proud of our Afghan brothers and sisters as they re-take control of their country. Whether it be the soviets or Taliban militants ruling by authoritarian means, the average Afghani has been oppressed since the early 80s.

And if I were an Afghani I would say, as I would if I were an Iraqi, “God, I love freedom.”

Now, just remember Afghanis and Iraqis, the democrats still want to pull our support out of there because they hate you. We don’t know how much time you have left, especially with people like Crazy Ron Paul given time to actually speak and lie at the Republican debates, and democrats griping over who would suffer defeat to the insurgency first, should one of them win the presidency - which they won't.

We know what you call democrats over there.

Cowards.

But, with God on our side, we’ll pull this out for you.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Baldwin Hearts Gore, Hates Own Daughter

On liberal hate website The Huffington Post, Alec Baldwin, best known for his tirade in which he called his daughter a “pig” via voicemail, gloats about how great disgraced former Vice President Al Gore is.

Baldwin writes, “Al Gore today takes his place as a true global leader. Through his important work, he demonstrates the insight and determination that was the measure of political courage yesterday, is so today and will be tomorrow.”

In the blog, Baldwin refers to American hero and head of the Iraq Study Report James Baker as a “dangerous political operative.” He refers to our Greatest President’s Supreme Court pick Sandra Day O’Connor as “myopic and cowardly,” and Jeb Bush’s employees as “thugs posing as election officials.”

Yes, he’s still crying about the 2000 election, in which Bush beat Gore, by all accounts, in a landslide in Florida. Just because Alec Baldwin and his group of friends think Gore “won” in Florida, that doesn’t make it so. It’s called evidence. There was no evidence that Gore won, and there’s no evidence global warming exists. Gore, the so-called, “true global leader”, is 0 for 2.

Wait, he was vice president for a while, wasn’t he? And a senator?

Make that 0 for 4.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Huckabee's Choice: Liberals Were Ready to See AIDS Run Free Rather Than Hurt Someone's Feelings - He Said "No"

Presidential Hopeful (and probably Likely) Michael Huckabee slapped his critics in the face yesterday by insisting he won't flip flop on remarks he made in 1992 calling for the isolation of those infected with AIDS. He acknowledged that at the present, we are much better informed about the causes of the HIV virus - and the dangerous, often immoral behavior that spreads it - and hence have less reason to fear and avoid the infected amongst the general population. Still, at the time, the disease trends were not yet conclusively indicative of the disease's almost exclusive presence in the homosexual and free love communities, making his comments valid and courageous.

The former Arkansas Governor explained his thinking: "I had simply made the point -- and I still believe this today -- that in the late '80s and early '90s, when we didn't know as much as we do now about AIDS, we were acting more out of political correctness than we were about the normal public health protocols that we would have acted."

He was right then. He's right now.

Today, public health officials have largely managed to control the disease in the United States through a two pronged approach: abstinence-only and abstinence-focused education for our youth, and the mass-scale dispersal of condoms among the homosexual population. The United States has proven itself to be at the forefront of AIDS control tactics worldwide - demonstrated by the plummeting numbers of infected since the time of Governor Huckabee's comments, and the rampant spread of the disease through most other countries on the planet, particularly in Africa.

On Tuesday, the homosexual advocacy group Human Rights Campaign announced that it would try and guilt Huckabee into meeting Jeanne White-Ginder, the mother of Ryan White, a youth who was infected by tainted blood during a blood transfusion in the early 1980's. The gut wrenching story of the young boy would probably provoke a reaction in ahmadinejad himself - on second thought, it probably wouldn't - but still, this scandalous, vindictive, homosexual-launched plot to slander and discredit a Republican candidate is absolutely reprehensible.

Welcome to 21st Century America - a land guided by the deviant agenda, where immorality, impropriety and political correctness are more important than saving lives or Fighting for Freedom.

Atheists Want You To Hate God


World Net Daily reports that Connecticut Atheists have erected a 10-foot sign outside a church, that blames September 11th on religion.

The 3-sided sign was erected in the Town of Vernon's Central Park on Dec. 1 by the Connecticut Valley Atheists. It echoes the late liberal hatist John Lennon, who single-handedly hurt America’s chances of winning the Vietnam War, in saying, “Imagine No Religion.”

The Freedom Brothers wonder how you can imagine something to be untrue when consistent evidence shows it to be true.

Dennis Himes, an atheist, told the Hartford Courant that the goal is to "simply emphasize an advantage of atheism, something good about atheism…Al-Qaida is not a terrorist organization that happens to be religious, it is a terrorist organization that is inspired by its religious beliefs."

Himes neglected to reflect on the well known fact that countries with Judeo-Christian values are more likely to thrive, build wealth, and have a greater sense of purpose than Islamic and countries that embrace atheism, like Cuba and Red China.

Himes claims this to be a first amendment issue.

The Freedom Brothers understand that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, which is what our Founding Fathers wanted, but to insinuate that religion, itself, is the cause of such evil as September 11th neglects the fact that Islam is an inherently evil religion, bent on converting the globe – from Indonesia to the United States.

Radical Islamists believe it is okay to kill for insulting their cult. Christians and their Jewish brothers and sisters do not believe this, nor are they responsible for any terrorism that goes on in the world, simply counter-terrorism and measures to isolate Islamofascists.

Republicans Pander, Ron Paul Lies

There's only one thing worse than watching Republicans pander to illegal immigrants who are here to steal jobs.

Ron Paul pandering to hispanics by announcing WE are responsible for all their unfortune.

From the Republican Univision debate:

Paul: Actually, I believe we’re at a time where we even ought to talk to Cuba and trade and travel to Cuba.

(AUDIENCE BOOING)
(APPLAUSE)

But let me — let me tell you — let me tell you why — let me tell you why we have a problem in South America and Central America: because we’ve been involved in their internal affairs for so long. We have been meddling in their business.

(APPLAUSE)

We create the Chavezes of the world, we create the Castros of the world by interfering and creating chaos in their countries, and they respond by throwing out their leader.


Sickening.

Just sickening.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Ron Paul, the 9/11 Truth Movement and Their Conspiracy to Kill America

On April 24, 2004, eight American servicemen died serving their country. They spent the last days and months of their lives thousands of miles away from their loved ones in a sun scorched hell-hole populated by a volatile mix of subjugated Freedom lovers and deranged religious fundamentalists on a mission from their so-called God to rape, murder and plunder. Those men loved their country and people like you and me.

As the Ultimate Sacrifice was made eight times over, back on the other side of the world, not far from where some of those Patriots were born and raised, a small ugly man leaned back in his leather chair and began to type a manifesto against the American people. He wrote carefully and concisely, taking care not to miss attacking any of the Truths held most sanctified by the citizens of the United States.

He lambasted our economic system, declaring that it exists merely to destroy poor people around the world and to benefit the rich. He called our Sons and Daughters In Country cowards, and expressed uncertainty over whether they would have the strength to kill the cavemen running amok in the Middle East. Worst of all, he claimed that the American people nefariously built Al Qaeda from the ground up and are fully responsible for the deaths of thousands on 9/11.
By now, it’s no secret to the vast majority of Americans that after ahmadinejad, chavez, and bin laden, Crazy Ron Paul is the greatest threat to their national and personal security. Though it’s obvious that he will be crushed by all of the other Republican candidates running against him in that party’s primaries, the Freedom Brothers still consider it important to take this opportunity to point out just how dangerous this man is.

Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul is a gynecologist born in Lake Jackson, Texas in 1935. Many of his supporters are quick to blather about his military "service", however the Freedom Brothers wish to point out that he spent the Vietnam Era lounging on a couch with Saigonese prostitutes, not shedding blood, sweat and tears with his comrades. He has represented the congressional district where he was born in the United States House of Representatives since 1997, where thus far, his attempts to destroy the Constitution and American Democracy have been thwarted by his four hundred and thirty four more reasonable colleagues. Paul has built his pathetic political career on the sham insinuation that Americans are sheep, voluntarily living in a police state run by a one party government.

The deranged assertion that Rudy Giuliani, an American hero who literally waded through the rubble of the World Trade Center, is somehow in cahoots with Bill Clinton’s Wife is preposterous – an outright lie. Paul tries to put forward this myth in order to disillusion the American people and gain favor with the real sheep: people like the traitor Alex Jones and his audience.

Jones, the absolutely insane webmaster of Infowars, Truthnews.us and other websites designed to stir up dissent and terror within the US populace, is perhaps Our Nation’s number one Ron Paul supporter. Paul, for his part, is quite the admirer of his benefactor and has acknowledged the contributions of the maniac on numerous occasions – most notably in a damning November 2006 interview in which the Good Doctor accuses Our President George W. Bush of personally allowing the more than 7,000 American souls (civilian and military) killed by terrorists in the War For Freedom.

Paul is an all-opportunity conspiracy theorist, and remembers the little guy in addition to the hard-core of Delusion Media like that created by Jones. In May 2007, Ron Paul stabbed you in the back when he met with Student Scholars for 9/11 Truth – a sinister hate group that preys on our youth like a vampire. In the clip, we see Paul tell a teenager (probably pre-pubescent at the time of the slaughter in Washington and New York) that he doesn’t trust a word the government says, and that it probably killed John F. Kennedy.

Americans need to look at the facts and make up their minds about Crazy Ron Paul:

  • Ron Paul blames the American People for 9/11.

  • Ron Paul is determined to legalize abortion.

  • Ron Paul wants to flood our streets with (legalized) illegal drugs.

  • Ron Paul will allow terrorists to run free in our cities.

  • Ron Paul doesn’t care if a green flag flies over Jerusalem.

  • Ron Paul has desecrated The Fallen and wants to destroy Free Iraq.

These are facts and anyone who doesn’t acknowledge them is lying to themselves, to the Troops, to the Freedom Brothers and to everyone else around them.

In the 2008 election, hard-working Americans everywhere will stop what they’re doing, go down to their local voting center and cast a vote. The Freedom Brothers hope that that vote will be for 9/11 Soldier Rudolph Giuliani, moral compass Mike Huckabee, proven leader Mitt Romney, battle-scarred veteran John McCain, rugged Southerner Fred Thompson, or any of the other well qualified candidates – not for squirrelly hate monger Ron Paul.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Enemy of the Week: Joe Biden

The nerve of this guy.

To actually think about running for president.

Joe Biden, whose run for the presidency is about as humiliating as his comb over, has recently called for the impeachment of George Bush.

For what Joe? You can’t impeach someone for following the constitution, and stopping numerous terrorist attacks on our home soil.

In an article written by him, or rather, his staff under his guise, he/they say, “if the President takes us to war with Iran without Congressional approval, I will call for his impeachment.”

Listen up Biden: It’s called the Kyl-Lieberman amendment. You and a few, marginalized members of your liberal party voted against the amendment because you were trying to play to the liberal hate mongers in your base. Bush has approval to bomb Occupied iran into non-existence. And you know it.

The Little Man in Iran is lucky, as my colleague The Grizz has said, to wake up in the morning without a “hellfire missile to [his] face.”

Biden, in his hate column, also says, “Is war with Iran inevitable? And can we avoid the other stark alternative - an Iran armed with nuclear weapons?”

If you don’t know the answers to those questions, you shouldn’t be running for president, let alone be anywhere near the United States Senate.

Freedom Brothers will answer the questions for you:

1)Yes.
2)Yes, as long as you allow the president to listen to the Generals on the ground and liberate Occupied iran.

While it may be hard to get to all the lies penetrated in Joey’s page of the Huffington Post, it should also be noted that earlier this week, Joe told CNN, “Are you telling me a president that's briefed every single morning, who's fixated on Iran, is not told back in August that the tentative conclusion of 16 intelligence agencies in the U.S. government said they had abandoned their effort for a nuclear weapon in '03?"

It’s called security, Joe. I know, democrats are only interested in security if it comes in the form of a poor, minority vote.

The Freedom Brothers have filtered out the liberal media's lies surrounding the subject and understand that the NIE report offers no new information and Iran is still on its way to developing nuclear weapons. Joe Biden has a lot of nerve running for president if he can’t understand that. How is he supposed to keep America safe?

Joe Biden, you are the Enemy of the Week.

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It should be noted that my colleague, The Grizz, has taken the day off due to the rigorous research he is putting into his expose on Crazy Ron Paul, which will be out on Monday.

Liberal Has Child Porn on Computer

Liberal talk show host Bernie Ward was indicted by a federal grand jury of using the internet to send and receive child pornography.

Ward pleaded not guilty today, before a federal magistrate in Baghdad-on-the-Bay.

His attorney said, "It's really tragic that the government has decided to prosecute him for a judgment he made as a journalist and to treat him as a child pornographer when he is not."

You read that right. The liberal is going for the old “Research” defense.

The Freedom Brothers were baffled this morning when San Francisco newspapers picked up the story, as this is normal behavior in the Godless American city.

Anti Semites Report Lies and Hate

Anti-Semitic website Think Progress echoes Anti-Semitic website Haaretz in saying Israel knew of the NIE report before Bush.

This story, so ridiculous it is almost not worth reporting, will serve as a reminder to our readers of the hate coming from the left side of the blogosphere.

According to Think Progress, “Israel has known about the Iran NIE ‘for more than a month.’ The first information on it was passed on to Defense Minister Ehud Barak, and to Shaul Mofaz, who is the minister responsible for the strategic dialog with the Americans.”

The article goes on to say, “The issue was also discussed at the Annapolis summit by Barak and U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, and it seems also between Bush and Prime Minister Ehud Olmert. But Bush claims he didn’t get briefed on the NIE until last Wednesday.”

Everyone knows Israel did not know, and Bush was not made aware by his cabinet or Vice President Richard Cheney for security reasons, and to keep well-deserved pressure on Little Man and Occupied iran.

The liberal hate speech does not end there. Here are the liberal comments posted after the article:

fight your own fu*king war israel.
-Comment by Fan of Man — December 6, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

I think that headline qualifies for this year’s winner of the “No Shit!” award…
I mean seriously, anyone who has been paying attention that last 7 years knows that it is Israel that is driving our foregn policy; it is Israel that wants Iran taken out, and our ‘leaders’ march in lockstep.
I say let’s stop calling the neocons neocons. Rather, I would refer to them as “The American Zionist Party”, or the AZP.
-Comment by citizen_pain — December 6, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

I don’t trust the USA nor the USA has any international credibility, but I most certainly and strognly DO NOT TRUST ISRAEL!!!!!
-Comment by sacopenapa — December 6, 2007 @ 12:46 pm


The Freedom Brothers apologize for the families reading that are offended by this liberal hate speech. But we feel it necessary to show you how liberals think. Should we elect Hillary, Obama, or Edwards, they will not only aid and abet the terrorists, but this particular train of thought, since it is their base.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Crazy Ron Paul Believes Psychopathic Conspiracies

An article found on conspiracyplanet.com, written by Ron Paul, echoes his base, the 9/11 Truth movement, in saying that America is becoming a Police State.

Crazy Ron Paul writes: “Is America becoming a police state?"

Of course, the man rumored to be Schizophrenic, answers himself. "

The question is no longer rhetorical. We are not yet living in a total police state, but it is fast approaching. 

The seeds of future tyranny have been sown, and many of our basic protections against government have been undermined. The atmosphere since 2001 has permitted Congress to create whole new departments and agencies that purport to make us safer- always at the expense of our liberty. But security and liberty go hand-in-hand.”

Paul, a believer in the whacked out theory that the United States will become a North American Union with Mexico and Canada, also, in his conspiracy article, touts the idea of a National ID card.

The Freedom Brothers have counted at least five articles written by Ron Paul on Conspiracyplanet.com.

Other links on the site include “Bible Fraud”, “Future War”, and “Bushwacked”, as well as “9-11: Conspiracy”, “9-11: Cover Up”, “9-11: Crime”, and “9-11: The Enemy Within.”

It is unclear as to why Crazy Ron Paul has chosen to write on an anti-American website such as this.

Loyal Conservatives and Other Readers: On Monday, my colleague The Grizz will be reporting to you his in-depth research on Crazy Ron Paul and many of his supposed fans, who seem hell-bent on taking down The Republican Party, and America with it.

Also, stay tuned for tomorrow's Enemy of the Week.

-Freedom Eagle

Mall Shooter Aided and Abetted by democrats in Nebraska Slaughter

As most of you know, yesterday, one Robert A. Hawkins - an unloved, probably drug-addicted teenager - strolled into Nebraska's Westroads Mall, calmly lifted his SKS Russian made Assault Rifle and shot dozens. At the end of the day, five were injured. Another eight were dead.

It isn't that this tragedy occurred in the first place that requires a deeper look - lone psychopaths do the same at a roughly equivalent rate throughout the developed world. Instead, we need to consider how it ended. More specifically, we need to ask ourselves why this Trench Coat Mafioso's deadly mission was ended not by a hero's bullet, but his own hand. The answer is simple.

democrats.

If it weren't for the left-wing movement's ludicrous attempt to crack down on Americans' constitutional right to carry personal defense mechanisms, tens, hundreds, maybe thousands of citizen-soldiers in that mall could have turned a ten minute massacre into a twenty second firefight. Obviously, the latter is not an optimal situation, but we live in a day and age where people like Hawkins not only exist, but can obtain bigger, more dangerous, better concealed weapons illegally than a hard-working American can by carefully navigating each and every draconian stumbling block thrown in his or her way.

The citizenry of Nebraska wanted to defend itself yesterday, but couldn't. Were they still alive, each and every one of the fallen would be asking themselves now: what if my .9 millimeter Glock, my .45 caliber Desert Eagle, my semi-automatic AK-47 hadn't been locked up in the darkest recesses of my closet yesterday? What if it had been tucked in my shoulder holster or slung on my shoulder? Would I have been able to walk out of that mall with my presents?

Would I still be able to smile down upon my child as she opened them Christmas Morning?

Committee Passes Global Deceit Bill

In an attempt to raise our taxes for another liberal hot-air (no pun intended) creation, the democrat-led Senate Environment and Public Works Committed voted 11 to eight to send a global “warming” bill to the full Senate.

The bill, unfortunately, was co-sponsored by Joseph Lieberman (I-CT) and John Warner (R-Va). Both men have, in the past, served their country well on issues such as military matters and homeland security, yet this bill will undoubtedly tarnish their records, exposing them for the Red-China loving socialists they unfortunately are.

For Warner and Lieberman, this is just another step toward liberal anonymity.

It was John Warner who spit venom in the face of General David Petraeus, echoing the MoveOn.org sentiment of defeat and submission to the terrorists.

It was Lieberman who once hated America enough to join with disgraced former Vice President Al Gore to run against hope, freedom, and Democracy for all in 2000.

During the Committee vote, Washington D.C. was blanketed with two inches of snow, while several states are receiving record cold temperatures and snowfall.

Sen. James Inhofe (R.-Okla.), one of the leading truth activists against supposed global warming told the Business & Media Institute, “We look around right now and see the snow on the trees – standing out here and say ‘Where is global warming when you need it?’”

“We’re in there, it’s going to be marked up and then passed out right on party lines,” Inhofe said. “The thing I think that will kill this will be the same thing that killed the [war hero] McCain-Lieberman bill two years ago and that is this constitutes – or that bill constituted – a tax increase 10 times greater than the Clinton-Gore tax increase of 1993.”

It’s truly a sad state of America when a disgraced former Vice President can release a fictional movie and slaughter the skeptical, correct opinions of those who have watched him lie since he was a child, as his father proposed socialist bills to the Senate from Tennessee.

Gore’s lies have led to the fear mongering and guilt of millions – possible billions – of people all over the world. Global whining is the new liberal white guilt.

So, American tax payer, I hope you’re happy when you look at your income statement come April, and an extra $494 of revenge is due.

But don’t ask Al Gore “why?” because he might have to tell you the truth: He’s a power hungry liberal elitist who’s still mad at you for voting in favor of truth seven years ago.

General Shows Iraqi Progress

It might be hard for the MoveOn base of the democrat Party to smear him this time.

American hero General David Petraeus, a four star General, winner of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Service Medal, Defense Superior Service Medal, Legion of Merit, and the Bronze Star Medal, has cited a 60 percent decline in violence in Iraq over the last six months, making victory all but inevitable.

He reported that civilian deaths have plunged to levels not seen since early 2006, before the democrats began their slow-bleed strategy.

Petraeus, offering truth to the false NIE report, said the reduction of violence had much to do with, "a reduction in some of the signature attacks that are associated with weapons provided by Iran."

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had no comment.

The general has overseen the military's build up in Iraq this year, as force levels jumped to 20 combat brigades, with more than 180,000 troops, during certain times when some of the units overlapped as they moved in and out of the country.

The Freedom Brothers note that private security firms, fighting alongside our troops, also deserve credit for the cessation of violence and the move toward a self-governing Iraq, a beacon of Democracy – and hope – in the Middle East.

So where’s John Murtha to smear our troops when the democrats need him?

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Clintonista Leads Guantanamo Terrorists in Futile Escape Attempt

Traitor Seth Waxman, previously a solicitor general in the sham Clinton administration, showed up at the Supreme Court today to complain that the hundreds of suicidal fundamentalists being imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay are deprived of their rights, which somehow they haven't forfeited after dedicating themselves to turning American life into a horror movie. If his support for the terrorists is successful, it will mark the third time that the highest court in the land has regurgitated some of the worst people on Earth back onto our streets.


Pat Tillman must be rolling over in his grave.

Despite a transparent, well defined legal apparatus for dealing with those incarcerated in the tropical prison, the left wing of our country insists on putting the so-called human rights of non-humans before those of their countrymen. They would sooner break these fiends out of jail than see a legitimate court find them to be what they are: terminally insane individuals that threaten the United States and her allies on a massive, massive scale. At the very most, they would prefer to have these criminals in and out of a courtroom by 9:30 am the day after their arrest, like they were underage Hussein Obamas busted with half-smoked reefers.

I don't care if these democrats want to protest the (justified) prospect of these men being summarily killed or, at the bare minimum, incarcerated until they're dead - they're Freedom to do so and then be proven imbeciles is their foremost right as American citizens. However, the fact that they wish to try and break our Enemies out of jail before they have even been processed for life-saving intelligence is unforgiveable. I'd imagine they've never even heard of Israel, a little country that learned that sometimes you need to pick up a shovel and get your hands dirty if you want to clean out the septic tank.

The liberals in this country should have their local stem cell researchers grow them some brains, eyes, biceps and, after that, maybe two other pieces of the anatomy, assuming there's any fetuses left over.

Liberal Media Lies, Says Iran Not Scared Of Reagan

Rudy Giuliani, talking of his official stance as an American hero, shows his credentials in a new ad.

While talking admiringly of our Greatest President Ronald Reagan, and how he ended the Iranian hostage crisis because the Iranians were scared of him, he says, “The one hour they released them was the one hour Ronald Reagan was taking the oath of office for president.”

Liberal blogger John Martin of politico.com, posing as a conservative, says, “history is not that simple." He quotes Mark Bowden’s factless book and says, “in ‘Guests of the Ayatollah’: "All of the hostage takers I interviewed said that the decision to wait until Carter officially left office was deliberate, a final insult to the man they had propped up as the representative of the devil on earth.’”

Listen up Martin: You and your liberal “let’s all just get along” mud-penetrating Godless friends can re-write history all you want. America knows that our Greatest President Ronald Reagan was a force to be reckoned with, and so did the Iranian terrorists, and so did the Soviet Union and the terrorist Communist government of Guatemala.

Try reading a history book. Rudy did.

Liberals love smearing our Greatest President because they fear a conservative America where everyone can be prosperous and God forbid, work their way out of the middle class and into wealth.

Without the poor, there would be no liberals.

Franken, Still Not Funny, Runs For Senate


Venomous unfunny “Funnyman” Al Franken insists his campaign for the United States Senate is not a joke.

No, really.

On the trail in Minnesota, Franken was quoted by liberal newspaper The New York Times, as saying, “They should be allowing more dogs in places…dogs in grocery stores, dogs in hardware stores.”

He’s taking on the tough issues.

According to the Times, Franken’s missteps have taken place as voters are still trying to figure out if his senate run is one of his Saturday Night Live skits. They can’t figure it out because they weren’t laughing then, and they aren’t laughing now.

He is also reportedly making up “silly songs” during “call time” in which Franken and his staff call around the People’s Republic of Minnesota and beg for money – since Franken has apparently spent all the money he embezzled from the Boys and Girls Club of Brooklyn during his time at Air America Radio.

Franken, while not remembered for being funny, is often remembered for his despicable book titled, “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” in which he attempts, and fails, to pick on the American hero of conservatism.

Even The People’s Republic of Minnesota isn’t stupid enough to vote for someone who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. Norm Coleman, after beating Walter Mondale (even though liberals still believe there was a conspiracy behind the race) in 2002 for the Senate seat, has been a breath of fresh air for marginalized conservative Minnesotans who don’t want the government breathing down their necks and in their bedrooms. He has taken the same path that our President, George Bush, has taken, and protected Minnesotans from a terrorist attack while simultaneously lowering taxes.

The People’s Republic has never been so prosperous.

And someone like Al Franken wants to run for Senate?

Don’t insult their intelligence like that, Al.

Little Man's Life in its Twilight

Ten years from now, I'm going to be sitting with my son in front of a History Channel special, eating popcorn, drinking a Coke and watching an F-22 Raptor go Jurassic Park on mahmoud ahmadinejad. We are still, at the least, a few months away from that pretty piece of history being made. Until that day, we can only sit back and wait.

On Wednesday, the president of Occupied iran declared "victory." No - this wasn't because he managed to awaken to another morning of life, which at this point continues only at President George W. Bush's whim. In fact, he was gloating about the report by US Intelligence declaring that the Primates running iran were even less capable of building weapons of mass destruction than the average American had previously suspected.

According to the report, Iran will most likely not be able to end the world until at least 2010, giving us and the ones we love two long years to enjoy our lives before they melt away in a city sized burst of white-hot radiation. It is unclear what the cause of this delay is, though Intelligence sources close to the Freedom Brothers indicate that one of the three hammers built in iran to date broke, cutting the national productivity of the country by a third.

One way or another, Our President is not ready to become complacent in the face of the iranian threat just yet. He's aware that not one, but two clocks are ticking. One is inching ever closer to 2010, when the Iranians will be able to kill us and our Freedom; the other moves towards January 2009, President Bush's deadline for killing Little Man and liberating the Oppressed Iranian People, not to mention the rest of the World.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Nativity Scenes Terrorized

Three homes near Gainesville, Florida have been defiled of their Nativity Scenes, which depict the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, as an infant.

According to Local6.com, deputies are recommending residents to display their lawn ornaments close to the house where they can be seen from the inside.

It has become fairly obvious that the War on Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year. Anti-Christian bigotry is commonplace among leftists and secular hoodlums.

With things like The New York Times’ socialist editorial page in plain view to children and Keith Olbermann placed on prime time television, it’s no wonder anti-Religion homemade secularist terrorists are striking in our backyards. They want to wipe out Christmas in America. They want to burn your churches. They want homosexuality to be not just the norm, but the standard.

They are the base of the democrat party.

Massachusetts Highway Department Hates the Troops, Tries to Kill Freedom of Speech

The Massachusetts Highway Department demanded yesterday that hundreds of tributes erected over the state's highways to honor the Lions of the US Military fighting in the War For Freedom overseas be torn down and destroyed. Specifically singled out for removal is a collection of flags and banners dedicated to Army Specialist Alexander Jimenez, a kidnapped soldier being held who-knows-where by savages in Iraq's Diyala province. The Department makes the absolutely preposterous claim that the patriotic displays impede drivers' vision on the roads, despite the proven fact that not one accident has been caused by them in the past.

These people make me sick.

Even as our sons and daughters In Country are killing Islamic terrorists like the ones that have Spec. Jimenez by the tens, maybe hundreds of thousands, some within our country insist on silencing us any time we attempt to raise our voices and show them our appreciation. The democrats running the Massachusetts Highway Department are too scared to pass under an overpass with a flag on it, even as our Troops pass without flinching under overpasses laced with IEDs and land mines on a daily basis.

We live in a world where palestinians want to strap bombs to themselves and explode inside our schools. We live in a world where iraqis want to infiltrate our country and crash jet liners packed with screaming men, women and children into skyscrapers. We live in a world where iranians want to set off atom bombs in our Nation's Capital, slaughtering our President and killing our Congress. The only thing standing between these certainties and the men who wish to perpetrate them are just a half a million American youths, ready and willing to die for the same cowards that kick dirt in their sun-burned faces.

It boils down to this. The democrats across this country are too ashamed to love, too cowardly to stand up, and too PC to kill (unless, of course, we're talking about babies en utero). Every democrat will wipe a small tear from their eye and croak about loving the Troops, but the minute they're asked to do so much as tie a piece of fabric - so small, yet so meaningful to the ones who Serve - to a fence, it's too much.

It seems like nobody even knows what the word sacrifice means anymore.

Ron Paul Obsessed With Iraq Defeat


Crazy Ron Paul recently told liberal hate media monger Wolf Blitzer the Republican Party will lose in 2008 should they remain by their pro-liberation stance.

"Since 70 per cent of the American people want out of the war and they're tired of it - the Republicans better pick somebody who is opposed to the war or have a new foreign policy or they can't win," the "Republican" lied yesterday.

Crazy Ron Paul, though Republican in name, is actually a defeatist liberal bent on destroying the country, along with congressional democrats – should he steal an election from the American people.

Paul went on to lie about our stance in the world and how we are funding the war.

“People are sick and tired of the war, we can't even afford it, we can't even fight the war without borrowing the money from the Chinese - so it doesn't add up.”

It should be noted that when Ron Paul said “people” he actually meant himself, other 9/11 Truthers and Anti-Americans who want the terrorists to win in Iraq, then invade the United States and team up with illegal aliens to take back “their” land we “stole” from them in the Mexican War.

The terrorists will not be satisfied until they are knocking down American doors, ransacking our homes, and defiling our women.

Paul was asked by Blitzer what he thought of John McCain’s courageous comments at the CNN/YouTube debate last week, as documented by the Freedom Brothers. Believing the war on terror to be a joke, Paul laughed when he said: "First off, Iraq is not Nazi Germany…I thought it was Hitler that caused World War Two, not the American people....it didn't make any sense - then he was awfully confused about isolationism versus non-intervention - there's a big difference.”

We repeat our claim: Paultards are the new Chamberlains.

A question to Ron Paul supporters: Do you hate America more, or as much as congressional democrats?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Biden: Delusional?

Presidential "hopeful" Joe Biden has recently sent out an email to his "supporters" of Islamo-terrorists and liberal anarchists who support him because they want to be the one person in their circle of friends who's doing something no one else is doing.

From the fundraiser email:

I can't wait to debate Rudy Giuliani.

Over the weekend, Rudy Giuliani attacked the Biden plan for a political solution in Iraq, "They're saying, 'We will divide the country.' (The Iraqi government) has to decide to divide the country. We're trying to create stability over there."

I will eat Rudy Giuliani alive at a debate.

The former mayor never misses an opportunity to display how little he knows about foreign policy.

Folks, we've seen how dangerous it is to elect a president who doesn't understand how the world works. The last thing we need in the White House is four years of George W. Giuliani, or George W. Romney. Notice we haven't heard a word about their plans to reach a political solution in Iraq.


So, Mr. Biden, where exactly were you on 9/11?

What's that? We can't hear you.

Well, let me tell you something. You don't need foreign policy experience when you've got guts and herosim. Giuliani pulled America out of the rubble of 9/11 and got New York City back on track. He destroyed the Islamofascist's dreams of creating a terrorist haven on Ground Zero and got the New York -- and U.S. -- economy back up in no time at all.

Giuliani has more experience in his fingertip than you, Mr. Biden, have in your entire humiliating life.

Bill Clinton's Wife Won't Abandon Iraq Fast Enough for Most democrats

Mrs. Clinton's plan to hand over power to Al Qaeda in Iraq by no later than 2013 requires too much bravery for the majority of democrats. The quotes coming out of the DNC's conference last Friday (which Hillary couldn't attend, due to the unfolding maniac-with-a-fake-bomb situation unfolding at her New Hampshire campaign office) packed more laughs than a Jeff Foxworthy comedy special. For example, tough as nails state chairman of the Hawaiian DNC Beverly Dean Withington remarked: "It can't be done in less than six months, that's for sure."

It's a good thing General Withington wasn't holding the binoculars on D-Day. Democrats like her are looking to surrender the War for Freedom as fast as logistically possible, and trying to force cowardice on American soldiers ready and willing to give their lives so that Iraqi children can grow up enjoying all of the things their own - our own - kids do. Apparently Withington isn't ready to see stronger, braver Americans make that noble sacrifice.

Bill Clinton's Wife is practically Patton compared to the majority of her base, suggesting that she would keep the (base-confined, fire-restricted) Troops in Liberated Iraq for approximately another five years - a completely insufficient timeframe doomed to total failure. Anyone in the know - our President, our Generals, our American sons and daughters In Country - will tell you that we'll need hardened soldiers cleaning up the Iraqi streets for decades to come.

If we leave before the job is done, we will be desecrating the graves of each and every American that died in the struggle. Mrs. Clinton's plan to cut and run a little less soon than the rest of her party is just a ploy to woo weak-willed fake conservatives over to her.

Don't be a victim.

UPDATED: Gay Men Lie About Straight Senator


Senator Larry Craig, whose name has been repeatedly tarnished by political rivals, has again been accused of having gay sex.

The Idaho Statesman reports that at least five liars describe unprovable encounters with the senator, dating back to the early 1980s.

One of the liberal liars, a man named David Phillips, claims he had sex with Craig in 1987. After the supposed encounter, Craig supposedly told Phillips, "I can buy and sell your (expletive) a thousand times over. You were never here."

Anyone who knows Craig’s public record of values-voting and moral issues knows that this statement is false, a laughable accusation.

A male escort named Mike Jones, who makes a living destroying families, said Craig paid him $200 on a night “between November 2004 and March 2005.”

Hey Jones: If you’re going to lie to further your decrepit career, might as well decide on a date!

The other false accusations, covered by the liberal hate “news” paper, The Idaho Statesman, were so ridiculous and based on hearsay, The Freedom Brothers do not wish to repeat them.

Further, we believe that putting this trash in a newspaper is degrading our society. When papers that try to pass themselves off as news plan and enact a coup d’etat against a sitting Senator, a straight Senator, unlike several prominent liberals in congress, it’s the American voter who loses.

We all saw the sad state of events this summer, where Craig was forced to tell the world what it already knew: that he wasn’t gay. But that’s not enough for the media. They need their hysterical story. They need their fix on our public figure’s privates. We believe this was acceptable during the 90s because Bill Clinton stole two elections and enacted anti-American policies across the board while turning the oval office into a brothel, inviting 9/11 with open arms and being soft on defense.

However, the media is now on a witch hunt. Craig is a decent, caring man who has been smeared with such force he believes he can no longer serve his country and will not run for office in 2008. For shame, people.

For shame.

UPDATE: Larry Craig has courageously called these accusations "completely false."

2nd UPDATE (CRAIG OWNS STATESMAN, REPEATS POINTS YOU READ ON FB):

"It is unfortunate that the Idaho Statesman has chosen to continue to lower itself to the standards of what can best be described as tabloid journalism. Like its previous coverage, these latest allegations are completely false and have no basis in reality.

"In fact, the paper itself states that these baseless accusations contain no definitive evidence yet they still decided to print them anyway. However, despite the fact the Idaho Statesman has decided to pursue its own agenda and print these falsehoods without any facts to back them up, I won’t let this paper’s attempt to malign my name stop me from continuing my work to serve the people of Idaho."

Friday, November 30, 2007

Biden Lies: Treason?

Presidential "hopeful" Joe Biden committed possible treason when he said he will introduce impeachment if Bush bombs our enemy, Occupied iran.

Biden is quoted as lying to a tiny northeast crowd, "The president has no authority to unilaterally attack Iran, and if he does, as Foreign Relations Committee chairman, I will move to impeach."

Biden, who humiliated himself last time he ran for president, is now doing the same. He has yet to break out of Kucinich territory in the polls, and shows no signs of improvement with America-hating statements such as this one.

The Biden campaign did not answer phone calls from the Freedom Brothers. If they did, we would have asked when Biden is planning on resigning from the Senate.

Enemy of the Week: Ron Paul


When Ron Paul gained national attention for lying at the Republican debate, saying 9/11 was blowback for trying to liberate the middle east, rather than the well-established fact that they hate our values and freedom, he stabbed every American in the back.

This 9/11 Truther regularly appears on the radio show of one Alex Jones, owner of infowars.com, and head of the 9/11 Conspiracy crowd. Jones broadcasts from Austin, Texas, and admittedly hates his country. Paul embraces his compliments.

Here is an example of a typical quote from Alex Jones: "What a bunch of garbage; liberal, democrat, conservative, Republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?"

Ron Paul, a supposed Republican, has created an internet following of America-haters, 9/11 Truthers, NAFTA Superhighway conspiracy junkies, white supremacists, and Islamic terrorists. Each time he is given time to speak in a debate, Ronald Reagan dies a little more.

At the last CNN/YouTube debate, in response to John McCain’s courageous accusation that Paul's line of thinking, correctly, is as responsible for World War II as Hitler, Paul cowardly said: “I don’t want to send our troops overseas.”

Really Ron? I tell you what, next time one of your 9/11 Truth freaks has his head cut off (that is, after the Democrats hand the government over to the terrorists) because our troops weren’t fighting them over there so we wouldn’t have to fight them over here, you tell me you still stand by your isolationist stance. Ron Paul will destroy everything George Bush has created over the last seven years. All the good, all the free people, all the liberties we enjoy:

Gone.

Paultards are the new Chamberlains.

The Freedom Brothers know, for a fact, that if the Paul-Kerry-Pelosi-Kennedy stance were to be enacted, there would be daily terrorist attacks in the United States.

You think they make Baghdad look bad on liberal propagandist hate network CNN? Think of daily 9/11-style terrorist attacks in suburban towns. That’s what this country would look like had Al Gore been elected in 2000, and that's what it will look like with the laughable phrase, "President Paul."

Paultards shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves Republicans.

Ron Paul has a warped sense of the world, and would kill our economic structure were he to be elected president. Then again, unlike war hero John McCain, he’s never even broken the double digits in the polls. Turns out there aren’t enough 9/11 Truthers out there to give 9/11 hero Rudy Giuliani even a scare.

Ron Paul - you are the Enemy of the Week

Enough is Enough

Not satisfied with the unlawful fifteen day incarceration of this woman in a Sudanese dungeon, local savages took to the streets to demand her slaughter. Chanting "No one lives who insults the Prophet" repeatedly, the creatures waved their fists and ceremonial swords.


Bad news Sudan: you may live in the 11th Century, but this particular version of it includes Pinky Wavers with anti-personnel cluster munitions. I will not weep if they choose to use them on you.

This whole situation really does my head in. It's not that I don't want to believe it - it's that it is almost impossible to fathom something like this taking place in reality. The same people that for years now have led a rape-murder campaign against 90% of its own population are actually in favor of killing a woman because their own children named a stuffed animal after their savior.

Honestly, I hope the Bad Teeth light up every city in Sudan the way they did Dresden back in the '40's. People who "respect" life as little as these people probably don't care if they live or die anyway. Ceremonial swords work a lot better on hysterical female peace workers in chains then they do on a Royal Marine with Type III body armor and a .50 cal. machine gun.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Bin Laden Gets Desperate As US Forces Close In

Al Qaeda leader osama bin laden prepared for his soon-coming death and dismemberment by the US military Thursday by claiming sole responsibility for 9/11, then threatening Limp-Wrists everywhere with similar attacks. Hilariously, he accused the United States and their NATO allies with deliberately having killed "innocent" women and children in Afghanistan.

That's what happens when you cohabitate with a walking bullseye.

We've seen it time and time again. Even as I write this, the formerly drug-addicted, fornicating alcoholic is sharing his cave with who-knows-how-many of his wives and children. Do you know how many tears would slide down my cheek if all of their lungs were sucked out of their mouths by a hyperbaric bunker buster?

None.

From day one, this barbarian chose not make this a fight between men, but a war on our women. Now, thanks to his blood-cult's inhumane tactics, the lions of the US Army and Marine Corps get slaughtered in the feces encrusted streets of Kabul like lambs because they can't adequetly protect themselves and protect the civilian population at the same time. They forgoe their fundamental right to defense so that civilians may live.

At the same time, bin Laden and his allies surround themselves in a wall of human shields, taking our humanity for weakness. He thinks he's untouchable as long as they're around. He's wrong. Dead wrong.

Bin Laden - we're coming for you. And unless you get your family out of the rat infested pit you're huddling in, we're coming for them too.

CNN Tries To Hurt Democracy

Liberal hate network, CNN, has been exposed for planting liberals in its audience to trip up the Republican candidates.

As reported on a number of websites, including The Politico, Michelle Malkin, and competing liberal network, MSNBC, several liberal hate activists asked questions to the Republican candidates last night, via YouTube and in the audience.

Liberal hate has been documented in the media time and time again. Don't they understand that average, conservative, hard-working, values Americans are onto them?

For shame.

Bush has had to deal with the biased White House press, while Clinton received a free pass. Anti-war Maoist John Kerry was all but cheered on by CBS and NBC throughout that supposed "nail biter" (those of us who paid attention could have called the eventual landslide victory for Bush in 2003).

But this is what we get with old media: hatred, greed, indolence.

Communists Blocked the Troops For Defending Defenseless Taiwanese Civilians

Yang Jiechi, the Chinese Foreign Minister, spit in the Troops' faces today as he shot down our government's attempt to downplay his country's brazen violation of an agreement to harbor an American Carrier Group in Hong Kong's harbor. The Bush Administration, aware of the average American's disgust towards the Chinese, sought to mitigate the damage done by the hostile power by claiming their shifty behavior was the result of "a misunderstanding."

Yang set the score straight however. He pointed out that in fact, the blocking of the ships was in direct response to America's decision to provide Patriot Missile batteries to the military of Free China (Taiwan). This fully-justified arms sale would go to the almost completely defenseless island nation with the intention of providing a meager defense against its monolithic Maoist enemy, which can rain hellfire down upon its civilian population at will.

This scoundrel’s remarks leave only one question. Why in God's name would our Generals take no for an answer? These Indian Givers sign over rights to the harbor, then tell thousands of weary sailors and marines to go to hell? This is despicable.

I'm not advocating what at this point is probably a well-deserved military smackdown against the Chinese. Still, we have incredible leverage against these imbeciles. Would the Chinese be comfortable spewing this insolence if they knew that we could chop off ten billion dollars in defective pharmaceutical imports here, a few billion in lead-infused baby diapers there? Our government needs to take a stand. If we're going to let them flood our markets with their garbage products, they're going to have to give us something in return. This behavior cannot stand.

Conservatives Prove Themselves Worthy of Presidency in Debate


At last night’s YouTube/CNN debate, the Republican candidates proved themselves more worthy of the presidency than the democrats.

Whereas in democrat debates, candidates argue over who is less experienced, Republicans argue over who has more experience.

democrats argue over who can cut and run in defeat from Iraq first. Republicans argue over who can best win the Iraq liberation and the greater war on terror. democrats raise their hands and take pledges to never use nuclear weapons in their debates. What if Truman had pledged to never use a nuclear weapon?

How fast does it take a liberal to learn to speak a Japanese/German hybrid language?

The Freedom Brothers recognize that although Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney aren’t living up to Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment (”Thou shalt not speak ill of any other Republican”) it is nice to see they are both extremely principled, and the heat emitting off their arguments is only more proof of the legacy Regan has left on the Grand Old Party.

Whatever their differences, both men won’t let our country be taken over by illegal aliens and have stood up to Mexican criminals in both New York City and Massachusetts.

Perhaps the greatest moment of the night was when war hero John McCain took on Crazy Ron Paul. Of Paul’s desire to lose in Iraq, McCain said it was “the same sort of appeasement that allowed Hitler to take power and WWII to happen.” He also said that he had just spent Thanksgiving with the troops, and they had a message for Paul:

“Let us win.”

Paul was thoroughly booed thereafter, like the liberal RINO the audience knows he is.

Liberals, being the hate mongers they are, had this to say of the debate:

Via Crooks and Liars:

“whos going to be cleaning the horseshit off the stage afterwards?”

“first off a sick sonofa bitch with a gitpicker, jesus this is a hootenanny”

“i got my barf bag handy!”


Godless cowards.

The Freedom Brothers do not endorse this sort of hateful speech, and though this is a family website, we feel it necessary to show you the sorts of things that are going on at our liberal counterpart sites.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Now President of Fellatio Against Humanitarian Liberation


Impeached murderer Bill Clinton took a page out of his wife's play book yesterday when he claimed he was against the war "from the beginning."

The New York Times, taking a quick break from its flaming liberalism, has called out the former commander-in-grief for lying to the American public. Clinton, the second worst president in our history (behind the impotent Jimmy Carter) claims that although he "spoke supportively about the 2002 Senate resolution that authorized military action against Iraq," it "would have been inappropriate at the time for him, a former president, to oppose — in a direct, full-throated manner — the sitting president’s military decision."

He was against having sex with that woman before he did it.

He was against killing all those innocent people in Waco before he did it.

He was against spending eight years letting bin Laden get away before he did it.

He was against turning the oval office into a whore house before he did it.

He was against pulling the troops out of Somalia, creating an Islamofascist haven before he did it.

He was for the Iraq War before he was against it.

If there aren't enough good reasons to keep Hillary from office, consider this.

Occupied iran Invites Carpet-Bombing


Blood-drenched “President” Ahmadinejad invited the carpet-bombing of Occupied iran when he dismissed the Annapolis Peace conference, which is expected to bring an inevitable peace to the region.

He brought back his usual anti-Semitic rhetoric with his intent of destroying the west and forcing Israel to “collapse.” He said: "It is impossible that the Zionist regime will survive. Collapse is in the nature of this regime because it has been created on aggression, lying, oppression and crime."

Ahmadinejad, a well-known freedom hater and sociopath, once worked as an iranian guard and helped torture American prisoners after the impotent Jimmy Carter allowed them to be taken hostage when radicals overthrew the Democratically-elected Shah.

He said the Annapolis Peace conference was meant to isolate Occupied iran.

As reported by the Jerusalem Post, President Bush and his loyal ally Prime Minister Olmert will hold a second, private meeting at the White House to figure out what to do about the nutjob, who has time and again aided and abetted terrorists who kill American troops.

Olmert, reflecting the view of the vast majority of Americans (all Americans besides 9/11 Truth liberals), said President Bush “has the courage. There is no one in the world today who has greater courage and determination, and a sense of mission about these issues."

Israel and the United States will keep weapons out of the hands of the Occupied iranian regime. Otherwise, as Bush has said, World War III will erupt. And as Olmert has stated in the past: "Israel can't accept the possibility of Iranians having nuclear weapons, and we will act together with the international forces, starting with America, in order to prevent it."

Occupied iran has insinuated several times in the past that it plans to use its already-developed weapons of mass destruction to destroy Israeli and American cities.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Palestinians Protest Peace

As millions of Israeli citizens solemnly considered what concessions they were ready to make for peace yesterday, hundreds of thousands of Palestinians first protested, then rioted, then proceeded to kill each other at the very thought of the Jewish state continuing to exist in a final status agreement between the two peoples' representatives in Annapolis. Despite all the odds, President George W. Bush had been able to bring the two governments together for the largest negotiations conference since egoist Bill Clinton forced talks in 1998, plunging the region into its bloodiest conflict in decades.

President Bush's historic accomplishment is due in large part to one courageous decision: he would graciously allow the representatives of terrorist regimes like that of Syria to show their ski-masked faces at the conference - not to mention on the hallowed soil of the American homeland - in the hopes of addressing their ludicrous demands and accusations without having to put Tomahawk cruise missiles through their bedroom windows.

Unfortunately, the behavior of the Palestinian public at large speaks for itself. George Bush and the Israelis can do the right thing over and over and over again, but if the legitimacy of the only people willing to do business with them is rooted in the fact that they prefer that their terrorism not involve suicide, nothing is going to get accomplished.

There is some good news though. It seems that if the Israelis are ready to bow out of the violence in Judea, Samaria and Gaza, the Palestinians can engage in their national passtimes (hating, widespread civil disorder, terrorism, unemployment and political corruption) on their own.

Kennedy To Cover Up Murder, Rape, Lies in Book Form


Ted Kennedy is scheduled to publish his lies in hardcover by 2010.

Boston.com says that Teddy Kennedy has agreed to a deal with Hachette Book Group worth at least $8 million to pen his supposed memoirs.

The book will cover his brother’s three flawed years in office, the assassinations of his brothers, and “later events.” There is no word on whether Kennedy will again lie about the time he murdered that girl by driving off a bridge drunk, saving himself, leaving her for dead, and not calling the police to report the incident until the next morning, when her body was thoroughly drenched in Edgartown Harbor’s salty waters.

Nor has it been disclosed if the black sheep of the already degenerate Kennedy family will mention his numerous affairs or the time he, his son, and his nephew drank themselves silly, which ended in the accused rape of Patricia Bowman by William Kennedy Smith.

Kennedy, unaware that he alone began the steady decline of the democrat Party from the days of Roosevelt and Truman to the slimy puddle of clay it has become, did not mention if his ghostwriter would bring up the fact that Ted should have retired in 1969, and instead took his angst out on the American people with his flip-flopping liberalism and Godless anti-values.

Kennedy, unavailable for direct comment to The Freedom Brothers, said in a statement, "I hope my reflections can contribute to a deeper understanding of many events in the history of this great country and to a more in-depth picture of an American family."

East African Genocide Mongers Sentence British Aid Worker to Torture Session

The al Qaeda affiliated, Darfurian blood sipping Sudanese government strapped on another sandbag this weekend, speeding it's rapid descent into hell. Aid worker Gillian Gibbons, 54, was arrested and thrown into a Khartoum dungeon Sunday after committing a truly horrifying offense: allowing the seven year old children she teaches to name a stuffed teddy bear Mohammed. This gives well-meaning Westerners yet another reason not to do nice things for the degenerate inhabitants of this post-apocalyptic hellhole - at least until the United States, Israel and/or Britain melt the country down from a pile of sand to a sheet of glass.

Humanitarian Gibbons invited her students to choose the name of the stuffed animal which she graciously gave to the class as a mascot and aid in her lessons about animals and their habitats. It wasn't until she offered the students the chance to take turns bringing the doll home that her life was destroyed. At that point, she was reported by informants and seized by the Gestapoesque authorities, who have sentenced her to be whipped.

The nerve of these hypocrites disgusts me. We lock up people responsible for literally thousands of brutal murders and get lambasted the planet over because their prayer book touches the ground during a routine search. These people torture middle aged female aid workers and it's considered acceptable because that's their culture.

The Israelis accidentally kill civilians when they drop a bomb on a Katyusha multiple launch system sandwhiched between two Lebanese high-rises and they're war criminals. Their enemies wait at the bus stop for the extension bus carrying the class school trip, and they're freedom fighters.

This is preposterous. If these scoundrels are right, then I hope I'm the wrongest person alive.

Islamist Wants Jihadist in U.S. Government


Mitt Romney is looking better all the time.

According to The Politico, a Pakistani Muslim named Mansoor Ijaz asked Romney at a recent fundraiser whether he would put a Muslim in his presidential cabinet.

Romney answered he “cannot see that a Cabinet position would be justified” based on the percentage of Muslims in the U.S.

All the more power to him. There is no room in the American – or any – government for a jihadist.

After 9/11 there was a scramble by liberals and defeatists to understand Muslims. Does anyone believe FDR decided to understand the Nazis before he firebombed Dresden?

The Islamist who asked Romney this question, we can only conclude, is either a) a democrat, b) an Islamofascist or c) both.

Between B. Hussein Obama running for president and 9/11 Truther Keith Ellison representing a portion of Michigan, we cannot afford anymore extremist Islamo-enemies to run our Judeo-Christian government.

Besides, Mitt Romney has never been known to appoint members to his government based on race, like a democrat. He will obviously appoint the person who is best for the job.

By definition, no Islamofascist can be best for the job of cabinet member in the Romney administration because the United States does not negotiate with terrorists.

French Criminals Try to Murder Terrified Police Outside Paris

Deranged rioters continued their onslaught against French security services last night in the aftermath of an "accident" in which two teenaged felons killed themselves by crashing their speeding, stolen motorcycle into a police car. Villiers-le-Bel, the suburb in which the disturbances are unfolding, was nearly destroyed by its own out-of-control residents during the uninstigated mayhem that shattered the suburbs of France's largest city two years ago this month. The most recent mayhem comes as le president, the relatively rational Nicholas Sarkozy, attempts to crush a strike and subsequent terrorist campaign launched by the nation's transit workers nearly two weeks ago.

The rioters have justified their absolutely insane behavior with the claim that the two French officers in the stricken police vehicle left the suffering criminals to die by the side of the road as they made a hasty retreat from the neighborhood. Despite the fact that any other action would have been completely irrational given the now-chronic behavior of the local inhabitants, this has been disproven by multiple eye-witness accounts. Several reports indicate that the police franctically tried to resuscitate the at-fault teens, despite grave personal risk.

I hope le president takes a firm stand against these pseudo-terrorists. It's a known fact that his countrymen didn't have the courage - or the class - to stand up to al Qaeda in Iraq and Afghanistan, but hopefully he will take a stand against the gang of thugs that are now trying to destroy their own welfare state, starting at the government-provided homes they live in.

President Meets With Disgraced Child


Disgraced ex-Vice President and current fat global whining advocate Al Gore visited the oval office yesterday, and it’s the closest he’ll ever get to the White House.

The Associated Press reports that “Gore was among the 2007 Nobel Prize winners who were invited in for a photo and some chatter with the president; Gore got the recognition for his work on global” whining.

Bush and Gore met for a 40-minute private session, as well, where the two apparently exchanged pleasantries on Gore’s make-believe life.

Perhaps President Bush is feeling down from all the negative press he’s gotten, yet hasn’t deserved. But according to some sources, the President actually believes the hype surrounding, literally, a worldwide conspiracy.

But listen here, Gore: You can’t fool all the people all the time.

Here at Freedom Brothers, we are well aware that global "warming" was created as a wedge issue to institute a carbon tax on the rich and gain voter sympathy with the democrat Party.

Because if there’s one thing a democrat can’t stand, it’s the rich not being taxed for some made up cause.

Since releasing his supposed movie, Gore has been on the attack – attacking our president with his usual tirade about his own wrong opinions on the Iraq liberation, and attacking the liberal media for (get this!) not being liberal enough.

It’s obvious that his eight years being marginalized in the White House, along with his landslide defeat in the 2000 election has left him with more than just a stick up his you-know-what.

Now he’s out for revenge – on the media, the Republican Party, and the American voter – and he doesn’t care if he takes the country down with him.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Terrorist Dressed Like Woman Wins Complimentary One Way Ticket to Cuba

Ted Kennedy - You may now kiss the bride.

CNN reported today that the Iraqi Army detained two terrorists from the hard core of the Iraqi insurgency last week at a checkpoint 12 miles north of Taji. At the time, one of the men, Haider al-Bahadli, was dressed in a stunning white wedding gown and veil. He and his boy-toy, Abbas al-Dobbi, were initially stopped after one of the Iraqi Patriots manning the position realized he wasn't in Hawaii - or any other place encouraging homosexual unions for that matter. During a brief investigation, it emerged that when not cross-dressing, the transvestites took part in another hobby: the wonton slaughter of Iraqi civilians.

In addition to the obvious military and political victories resulting from the surge, we now have a more symbolic example of the terrorists' destruction. Whereas two years ago, Iraqi insurgents in ski-masks prowled the IED-laced streets of al-Fallujah, ar-Ramadi and even Baghdad touting RPG's and heavy machine guns, our Troops (and of course the courageous homegrown freedom fighters of the Iraqi Army) have reduced our enemies to a sniveling band of teenaged boys dressed as girls. Now, one of those girls and her husband-to-be are going for their honeymoon in the Caribbean paradise that is Cuba - only they'll be travelling there one way complements of the United States of America, and enjoying a 360-degree view of concrete walls through a twelve square foot, fifteen foot high, concertina-wire topped chain link fence.

Al-Dobbi can give his wife - and days of freedom - a long kiss goodbye. On behalf of the Iraqi people, the American people and the Freedom Brothers, I wish them both the trip of a lifetime.

Idiot to Campaign for Loser in Three States

Spotlight hog Oprah Winfrey will hit the campaign trail for wet blanket Hussein Obama next month, the Boston Globe reported today. Despite polls showing that aside from delusional maniac Ron Paul, the vast majority of republican candidates will crush any Democrat in the general election, the gazillionaire exploitationist will stake her reputation on endorsing the future political graveyard occupant. Winfrey is an outspoken left-wing "feminist", which actually makes her decision more surprising - intuitively, one would have thought she'd come out supporting Bill Clinton's Wife.

Winfrey has built a multi-million woman following across North America by alternately playing off females' sense of inadequacy and skewering easy targets like scam artist James Frey. This time around, she suprisingly chose not to take the easy way out, instead turning to a man facing likely humiliation before he even has the chance to face a Republican. She must be listening to that little voice in her head.

It's saying, "Hey, you never know."

Unfortunately, this isn't some lottery commercial. This is the United States of America - a conservative country that values actual values, not the perspective of wishy-washy ex-drug abusers. Still, Oprah has made humongous sums of money off of people like Hussein, so it makes sense, unlike so much of the liberal agenda.

Poll Shows Rationality Among American Voters


In a recent Zogby poll, Socialist Democrat candidate Hillary Clinton trails Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, and Mike Huckabee in hypothetical general election matchups.

These polls are a stark contrast from this summer, where Clinton narrowly edged out all Republican candidates.

America is beginning to wake up.

Here's something you won't hear from the liberal media: the past seven years have been a triumphant success for the Republican party. We have single-handedly avoided more terrorist attacks, launched and won two successful wars simultaneously, modernized the military, protected marriage, and stopped communist medicine in its tracks.

And the Democrats have whined for the entire ride.

We here at Freedom Brothers will not endorse a specific candidate, but we will be honest: Besides Crazy Ron Paul they are all satisfactory. Some more than others.

But in a world as dangerous and deadly as ours, it would be treason to even fathom the election of a Defeatist Democrat.