Monday, March 30, 2009

In Defense Of Militias

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we're at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people - it's like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution -- where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It's there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Lil Cal: An American Asks Of Socialism

“Daddy, why is he giving our money to people who don’t work?”

Yesterday, as B. Hussein signed the infamous spending bill, I had to explain to my son, Calvin, one of the hardest things a parent will ever have to clarify.

I’ve raised him well. We work out together in Freedom Eagle’s finished basement on my Total Gym and Nordic Flex. We fix each others’ protein shakes, we’ve gone through 58 cut-outs of “Osama: Wanted Dead or Alive” posters for our punching bags, and I’ve taken him to work so he can see his father in action, striving toward the American dream.

But he’s also seen the dark side of American life. He’s seen the drifters, the bums, the welfare mothers, the democrats rotating through their Obama T-shirts. He’s watched MSNBC.

So, I’m at a loss when my son asks me about the new Swedish model of American life. The America where our president, acting as a sissified Robin Hood, takes away Calvin’s father’s money and gives it to those very drifters, bums, welfare queens, and Disney Worlders who will spend their massive tax-cuts on more Obama T-shirts, gold-plated hubcaps for their Pontiacs, and cheap street drugs.

B. Hussein’s distrust in the flag, the military, the American way of life: It goes further than we can ever imagine. Our new supposed president has deep roots in hatred of American values. He has bathed in Indonesia with fellow Muslims and black power enthusiasts.

But people try to act with an open mind about our traitor-in-chief. They say that I, too, will learn not to blame my fraudulent Kenyan-born president. They say, sure, his father may have been Malcolm X. He may have been raised by a series of Marxist radicals, and his mother may have been a loosey goosey. But he is still human. His hatred of American values is seeded in his father’s abandonment, his step-father’s abandonment, and his mother’s abandonment while he was busy throwing his grandparents under the bus.

Freud might say, Hussein’s anti-Americanism is not his fault – completely.

But Freedom Eagle laughs. When B. Hussein takes a wrecking ball to Our American values, the Ayn Rand objectivist in me blames him. B. Hussein: You are responsible for your own destiny. You are responsible for the hatred you bring this country. You are responsible for demolishing the American family and the eventual flush that will send America spinning down a toilet the same way John Edwards flushed his wife’s cancer-stricken heart like it were cockied paper.

So when Lil’ Cal asks me the tough questions, I have to answer him the way I know best. I tell him his president – No longer President Bush – hates Lil’ Cal and all those hard-working, resilient kids whose parents have also worked through thick and thin to get where they are. His president – B. Hussein Obama – dreams of a society in which the poor, the lazy, the faked-handicapped, they stay at home all day drinking lemonade and sucking sugar cubes watching Jerry Springer. The rich – the ones with the wealth – we’re forced to slave at work for 12 hours every day – including weekends when Freedom Eagle and Lil’ Cal throw a football. Then we sign over all our hard-earned dough at gunpoint to those individuals sitting in the air conditioning, smoking Marxist Cuban cigars.

And when Lil’ Cal asks: “How do we stop him from doing that, Dad?” I answer in the way I know best: We pray for a miracle.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

First 17 Days: Change You Will Submit To

17 days.

That’s how long it took America to go from prosperous, abortion-eradicatng, land of pick-up trucks and beer to B. Hussein Obama’s comradical socialist dictatorship, where wombed infants are slaughtered by the dozens, and children are taught to not love.

First B. Hussein tried to pick a street fight (reminiscent of his days where, he claims, he lived “in the hood smoking chronic”) with American Hero Rush Limbaugh. Why, you ask? Because the talk radio king patriotically stated his own American values and wished for B. Hussein’s Stalinist values to be defeated by an informed American public. Handily, Limbaugh won the bout.

Then the man who once claimed a newborn child is “punishment” for a woman tried to shove billions of dollars of eugenic spending down our throats – with our own money. Republicans rightly heaved Hussein and Pelosi’s faces into the mud after that one, and Courageous Senator Jim DeMint called them out for their foolhardiness. “How in the world does STD research create jobs? Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want to know [since STDs are God’s punishment for having sinful sex before marriage],” said his aide.

Then, B. Hussein signed a socialist child healthcare act into place, much to the dismay of conservatives all over the country. And much to the dismay of those children who will be forced to choose an untrained government doctor over their own pediatrician whom they already know good and well.

Freedom Eagle wonders: Why do you, B. Hussein, get to dictate the health of MY child? Is it because you’re scared that when Lil’ Cal turns 18, he’ll pull the lever for the Pro-American candidate, rather than your anti-American wife, when she inevitably tries to step into the gigantic shoes of Bill Clinton’s hag?

17 days.

That’s how long it took for democratic Traitors to begin introducing the Fairness Doctrine, effectively duct-taping the mouths and jailing American heroes like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter. For those of you who don’t know, the “Fairness Doctrine” is neither fair, nor a doctrine. It is a law passed under tyrannical dicatators most often, designed to push a pro-liberal government message from the media, rather than a free-speech, conservative message. In other words, Hussein plans on flooding the airwaves with Soviet-esque propaganda, telling you his stimulus bill isn’t the beginnings of a welfare state from sea to shining sea. Eventually, Hussein falsely believes, you’ll believe his dark, slasher-film-esque image of American life.

Last but not least, New York democratic Representative Jose Serrano recently began holding hearings to quietly evaporate the 22nd amendment, which limits presidents to two terms. It was created after FDR (a good friend of Stalin) was elected president for four terms, raised taxes, and unconstitutionally stole the American people’s gold from underneath their beds. Jose Serrano (d-NY) wishes, with his sodomous constitutional amendment, to make B. Hussein “President for Life.” His words, not mine.

Have no doubt: B. Hussein is a dictator and will do whatever he can to remain as such. It took him 17 days to distort the patriotic words of the Patriot Act to stop FBI agents from performing searches on well-known terrorist suspects. He’s closed Club Gitmo and is instead bringing the terrorists here to walk Our streets, play games on Our farms, buy Our guns, and serve hamburgers to Our Children (The Ones We Love) to stock up inflated dollars for their coming "New 9/11".

He wants you afraid.

That way, he can do what he wants, when he wants. When the American public objects, he will repeat the phrase he knows best: “I won,” when, in fact, he should be saying, “I stole election, fair and square. And now the American people have to deal with my broad, ridiculous call for ‘change’.”

Remember, B. Husseinites and Disney Worlders: you asked for change. He’s going to give it to you on a silver platter. And if you don’t like it, his gulags will also be a form of “change” you can believe in. 

17 days. Having fun yet?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Palin to libs: I'm Not Going Anywhere

There are so few true Americans left.

The Mighty George Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh.

The list goes on. But it is short. Many Great Americans like the Honorable Tom Delay, Norm “You Can Count On Me, Israel” Coleman, Generous Fundraiser Jack Abramoff, and Truth Prophet Matt Drudge have been successfully marginalized by the liberal, racist media. They forced a small minority of once-smart Americans to vote for B. Hussein Obama. Then they reported that the black Muslim had won by 10pm on November 4th – though he had not – and not even fair, balanced media outlets like Fox News and Red State could stop these false reports.

Somewhere, Goebbels is laughing his ass off.

But one American is not being marginalized. She won’t leave without a fight. And when the time comes – 2012 – B. Hussein will get round two from Sarah Palin. And he will spend the final year of his fraudulent presidency biting the pillow as she physically abuses this racist Muslim extremist psychopath.
Speaking with documentarian John Zeigler, Palin rightfully slaughtered the media machine, run by the same communists who started terrorist organizations in the 60s, encouraging African American communities to burn down entire blocks of cities and flip cars.

“It's a sad state of affairs in the world of the media today, mainstream media especially, if they're going to rely on anonymous bloggers for their hard news information. Very scary,” Palin prophesized. “Reporters, especially, not taking one extra step to get to the facts and report the facts, but instead continuing to spread things that are not true.”

She’s damn right she is.

The Freedom Brothers, Herb Denenberg, Sean Hannity, and a host of other fair media outlets have been saying this for some time now. We believe that most outlets are not reporters in any sense of the word. They are liberal spokesmen. They are liars, and because they encourage the withdrawal of Iraq and Afghanistan on a massive scale, they are also cold-blooded murderers, wishing Al Qaeda to slaughter Free Iraqis once peacekeeping forces leave because they hate George W. Bush. They wash the feet of radicals like Bill Ayers. The cuddle Osama Bin Laden, saying he deserves anything besides an alive burial or the swallowing of a pinless grenade. They believe an Islamic hatist who actually denounced his country shortly after his Kenyan birth deserves the highest office in our country.

When the history books are written of Our time, they will first blame the Supreme Court for not putting B. Hussein on trial after stealing an election he wasn’t eligible to compete in in the first place. This is the same Supreme Court that didn’t eliminate Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living Wife’s Husband after he was impeached for unspeakable crimes. They have held up infanticide and have stated they will allow B. Hussein to extend human harvesting laws, including post-birth abortions and forced suicides of our elderly veterans. And for these crimes, even the Honorable justices like Scalia and Roberts are to blame – and upon their deaths, The Freedom Brothers hope they bring a blanket and pillow for their eternity in purgatory.

Sarah Palin, according to Zeigler, is the “real deal.” She was admittedly – like the vast majority of Americans – horrified that a sketch comedy wench like Tiny Fey could insult our Once-Future-Vice President by putting on her false impression freakshow for late night television sidekicks. Not to mention our intelligence. She called out hateologist social climber Katie Couric (who is not even a licensed journalist, like Freedom Eagle and The Grizz) for asking unfair “gotcha” questions during her…well, I guess you could call it an interview. It was more of Couric’s attempt to kiss the ring of George Soros and Hanoi Jane Fonda so she could one day participate in their tofu parties. “Katie,” Palin proclaimed to Zeigler, “you're not the center of everybody's universe.”

Perhaps if America believes she wants to be back on track in four years (after The Republicans have taken back Congress with a 2010 electoral powerslam) we will, this time, put Palin at the top of the ticket. Because Islam is not a family value. Racist preachers are not role models. Pro-Palestinian appeasement is not going to win the ongoing war against Occupied iran. Shame on the limped fascists who are openly attempting to ruin our country. We must choose Palin in 2012. Our souls depend on it.