In Defense Of Militias

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we're at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people - it's like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution -- where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It's there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”

Lil Cal: An American Asks Of Socialism

“Daddy, why is he giving our money to people who don’t work?”

Yesterday, as B. Hussein signed the infamous spending bill, I had to explain to my son, Calvin, one of the hardest things a parent will ever have to clarify.

I’ve raised him well. We work out together in Freedom Eagle’s finished basement on my Total Gym and Nordic Flex. We fix each others’ protein shakes, we’ve gone through 58 cut-outs of “Osama: Wanted Dead or Alive” posters for our punching bags, and I’ve taken him to work so he can see his father in action, striving toward the American dream.

But he’s also seen the dark side of American life. He’s seen the drifters, the bums, the welfare mothers, the democrats rotating through their Obama T-shirts. He’s watched MSNBC.

So, I’m at a loss when my son asks me about the new Swedish model of American life. The America where our president, acting as a sissified Robin Hood, takes away Calvin’s father’s money and gives it to those very drifters, bums, welfare queens, and Disney Worlders who will spend their massive tax-cuts on more Obama T-shirts, gold-plated hubcaps for their Pontiacs, and cheap street drugs.

B. Hussein’s distrust in the flag, the military, the American way of life: It goes further than we can ever imagine. Our new supposed president has deep roots in hatred of American values. He has bathed in Indonesia with fellow Muslims and black power enthusiasts.

But people try to act with an open mind about our traitor-in-chief. They say that I, too, will learn not to blame my fraudulent Kenyan-born president. They say, sure, his father may have been Malcolm X. He may have been raised by a series of Marxist radicals, and his mother may have been a loosey goosey. But he is still human. His hatred of American values is seeded in his father’s abandonment, his step-father’s abandonment, and his mother’s abandonment while he was busy throwing his grandparents under the bus.

Freud might say, Hussein’s anti-Americanism is not his fault – completely.

But Freedom Eagle laughs. When B. Hussein takes a wrecking ball to Our American values, the Ayn Rand objectivist in me blames him. B. Hussein: You are responsible for your own destiny. You are responsible for the hatred you bring this country. You are responsible for demolishing the American family and the eventual flush that will send America spinning down a toilet the same way John Edwards flushed his wife’s cancer-stricken heart like it were cockied paper.

So when Lil’ Cal asks me the tough questions, I have to answer him the way I know best. I tell him his president – No longer President Bush – hates Lil’ Cal and all those hard-working, resilient kids whose parents have also worked through thick and thin to get where they are. His president – B. Hussein Obama – dreams of a society in which the poor, the lazy, the faked-handicapped, they stay at home all day drinking lemonade and sucking sugar cubes watching Jerry Springer. The rich – the ones with the wealth – we’re forced to slave at work for 12 hours every day – including weekends when Freedom Eagle and Lil’ Cal throw a football. Then we sign over all our hard-earned dough at gunpoint to those individuals sitting in the air conditioning, smoking Marxist Cuban cigars.

And when Lil’ Cal asks: “How do we stop him from doing that, Dad?” I answer in the way I know best: We pray for a miracle.

B. Hussein Steals Election, America Yawns

You know America is being flushed down the toilet by its Washington bureaucrats when terrorists start making sense.

The Drudge Report, an unbiased, non-partisan, truth web site, reported today that Al Qaida Number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted our fraudulent “president,” B. Hussein Obama. (Or, should we say B. Hussein Obama X?)

No problems here, Ayman.

Before the semi-literate liberals trolling this site try to slander Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, remember this: When Ayman al-Zawahri demeans B. Hussein Obama by saying he’s doing the bidding of whites, The Freedom Brothers agree. B. Hussein is already in talks with Bill Ayers, a cop killer and America demoralizer, to take over our domestic policy. We are well aware that the Brilliant Bush-invented Department of Homeland Security, when run by Hussein’s socialists, will begin bombing our own buildings. Ron Paul and his drugged-up loser 9/11 Truth followers will finally be correct. This will be due to William Ayers, cop-killer socialist. Mr. Ayers is white. B. Hussein is doing the bidding of whites.

Zawahri went onto call B. Hussein, Colin Powell (PBR), and Condoleezza Rice “abeed al-beit", a word for “House negroes.”

Again, no complaints.

Condi Rice drenched her career in kerosene and lit the match the moment she applauded B. Hussein’s slim margin of victory, traitorously saying she was "especially proud" of the fraud. B. Hussein also frauded our country when he refused to give up his birth certificate -- since he was born in Kenya, not the United States, and is therefore ineligible to be president. If B. Hussein is allowed to be president, then we should also allow The Mighty George Bush to run for a third term. We know libs would never agree to this since W. would shove the Chicago welfare prince into the dishwasher and not let him out ‘til he begs forgiveness.

As for PBR, the Freedom Brothers’ well-researched web log has already documented how racist this former honorable general is. Rush Limbaugh proved it when he said, “Powell Endorsement of Obama Has Everything to do with Race, Elitism…Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race."

Unfortunately, conservatives don’t have enough heroes like Limbaugh.

Both Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are bigots and the very idea that they are not insulted by his presidency, let alone his former-candidacy, has set the African-American movement back to the sixties, when they followed Malcolm X and burned entire blocks of cities.

Al Zawahri also stated that B. Hussein’s election is an American admission of failure. The Freedom Brothers would agree with this had B. Hussein not stolen his “victory” out of the clutches of Once-Future-President McCain. Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of winning the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq. We refuse to let our boys die for nothing, which they will have done should B. Hussein pull the troops out, though he doesn’t have the authority to do so. He’d never pass security clearance due to his bigoted, terrorist friends and the fact that he reportedly hasn’t quit using drugs and engages in homosexual acts.

We still need Future-President McCain. There is still time. B. Hussein has yet to be inaugurated. We need Future-President McCain to barge into the White House – with or without a tank, with or without artillery – and take back what is his. B. Hussein stole the election. This is plain and simple. Even Al Qaida understands that. We would have taken a hag like Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living wife over this racist article of pompousuity, who many sources believe has come from hell to end the world. At least Clinton's wife would have tried – unsuccessfully – to defeat Al Qaida with the help of hatist generals like Wesley Clark and his phony soldiers (actors) at VoteVets.org.

There’s still time to take this thing back. Give America back to the Americans. Tell B. Hussein and his minions of underage Disney Worlders to flee to cowardly France, since it’s not just where they’ve been threatening to move for the past eight Freedomous years, it’s where they belong.