Friday, June 13, 2008

Fear And Loathing Inside The Head Of Colin Powell


On February 5, 2003, Colin Powell admirably served his country, and the earth, by arguing, correctly so, that Saddam Hussein was storing weapons of mass destruction (WMD) in Iraq.

Throughout President Bush’s first brave, terrorist-killing term, Powell served with honor and it is true that the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq (HLI) could not have been accomplished as honorably and with such determination as has been done were it not for his help in selling the war to eager buyers in the United Nations.

The people thanked him for his humanitarian efforts, Americans praised him. Hell, The Freedom Brothers toasted a cold one for him just last week at our combined family BBQ, where we ate burgers, hot dogs, steak, and Freedom Fries.

Now I’m humiliated.

Today, Powell, former HLI supporter, admitted to a small crowd that he has not ruled out voting for B. Hussein.

B. Hussein has ties to terrorism. B. Hussein is a Muslim. B. Hussein is a democrat. He hates The Flag and won't pledge allegiance to it.

And Colin Powell is considering voting for this man? Freedom Eagle has come to the conclusion that Powell’s journey through anti-Constitutional amendment "Affirmative Action" as a child has finally got the best of him. Mr. Powell, you are a racist.

Of B. Hussein and Future-President McCain, Powell vomited: “Both of them certainly have the qualifications to be president of the United States, but both of them cannot be.”

Powell, the bigoted racist (PBR) also has claimed as of late that the United States and her admirable, Freedom-loving and giving troops should pull out of the HLI.

PBR, you are a coward.

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