Republicans Block Sham Environmental Bill

The Washington Times is reporting that a liberal-celebrated Senate environmental bill has been buried by thirty-six courageous Republican congressmen. If successful, the measure would have stolen jobs, suppressed the economy, and raised gasoline prices, hence further sullying the good name of Our President George W. Bush and fooling the ignorant into voting for B. Hussein Obama in November. Luckily for America and the rest of a dependent world, it didn’t.

Specifically, the bill called for caps in carbon dioxide emissions, which ostensibly cause “climate change”, a phenomenon that even environmentalist zealots acknowledge would only raise the global temperature by a couple of degrees – if it even existed in the first place. It doesn’t, as proven most recently by global Freedom Fighter Vaclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, and true friend to Former Prisoner of War, Current Hero and Future President of the United States of America John McCain.

democrat operatives playing politics - namely fat bastard Al Gore - have made out carbon dioxide emissions to be some sort of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi or Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri. What they don’t want Americans to know is that these same CO2 emissions are most commonly produced by the power plants that run the medical devices used to sustain life in the sickly; the refineries that provide fuel for the machinery hard-working Americans use to harvest their crops; even the factories that build the toys that make our children smile. Ostensibly, the hardships that such deprivation would lead to are worth it, as long as they can create an excuse to steal more hard-earned tax dollars from struggling Joe America.

As usual, the Freedom Brothers applaud the Republican party for seeing through the slime-screen, and condemn the democrats. After a landslide victory in November, the former will put an end to this nonsense once and for all.