Monday, June 16, 2008

Illegal Mexicans Terrorize American Animals

A Common Scene Greeting Hardworking Americans as They Drive Past Their Local Welfare Office

Andale! Andale!

The liberal propaganda-mongers up at the New York Times are reporting that the newest victims of the Latin Invasion are the same harmless beings that serve their country by filling the empty stomachs of its carnivorous human population. Reportedly, Mexicans are swarming like locusts to charreadas, events unlike the family-style celebration of American roots and culture that is The Rodeo, in which animals are subjected to barbarous torture the likes of which even Former P.O.W., Current War Hero and Future President of the U.S.A. John McCain was spared by his evil-to-the-core Viet Cong adversaries.

Some of the horrific acts of violence on display at the charreadas include steer-tailing and horse-tripping, which can result in terrible injuries to our valued bovine and equine citizens. Even as the animals cry out in pain, drunken Mexicans squeal with glee at their misfortune. The reporter from The Times even has a man named Marcos on the record, shouting, “We live for this!”

These beasts have and want to fulfill their responsibility, but are unable to because of their sweat-stained antagonists. Instead of undergoing a beautiful metamorphosis from larval stage (life) to butterfly (New York Strip Steak), they are condemned by The Mexicans to suffer in the dirt.

The Grizz has had it up to here.

When is the burrito bonanza going to stop? When will those who hate us leave our creatures and our jobs in peace? When will they see that Americans don’t move into foreign countries, snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources.

The Freedom Brothers are calling for a boycott of all Mexicans until the charreadas are closed and The Illegals return to their hive. The Grizz is disappointed to have to fire his cleaning lady, but he’s heard that Bill Clinton’s nightmare-living Wife is looking for a job.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

f u!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not Mexican but you're so stupid! Mexicans only take the jobs lazy stupid ass "Americans" don't want FYI!!! Oh another fact you should look up is that Americans were not and I repeat WERE NOT the first people to live here. Native Americans were! So if you want all Illegals to go back first make sure all "Americans" go back to Europe. I leave with my comment That Freedom Brothers can suck Balls and Dick stupid Fags!!!!! P.S. Americans get more drunk than Mexicans and one of the top Surgeons in Miami was Illegal and Mexican Bitches!

Anonymous said...

I love when illegal, criminal mexicans love to reiterate over and over that 'we' should go back to Europe since that is where 'we' immigrated from long ago.

Have those dirty mexicans forgotten that the very reason they speak Spanish is across the Atlantic as well?

Go back to Spain, after you go back to Mexico! Unreal. What a worthless ugly people.

Marie said...

These illegals should go home, overthrow that corrupt goverment of theirs and make Mexico a place they can be proud of instead of coming here and draining all our resources that should be only for American citizens.

Anonymous said...

First of all, not all Latin Americans (not mexicans) came from across the Atlantic, many are descendants of Aztecs and Mayans which lived here pre-european era and are the true indiginous people.
Second, we Americans do go into foreign lands snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources. Consider the Iraq war for instance.
Third, I do agree with the comment on Mexicans rising up against thier corrupt government (and not to mention drug cartels which is where most of the corruption stems from) so that they may have a better economy and not have to migrate here. However we must take responsibility in the fact that much of the funding for said cartels comes from drugs used here in the US. Yeah that dubby you smoked in high school did hurt somebody(the hundreds of Mexican cops that have died trying to stop those drugs from getting into our hands[and their familys] in case you were wondering).
So maybe we should stop being rascist(there's no point in denying it), stop using profane language to cover up how inarticuale we are, and try to solve the problem from the root of the cause. I love this country as much as any true American, and believe that in order to remain great, we must focus on the cause to control the effect not vice versa.

Anonymous said...

F!!!!! freakin Mexicans that come here illegally and act like its there right to be here waving there Mexican flag. F!! you this is America. If you were an creative inovative people you wouldn't be sucking up all the resources in this country and acting like total pigs here. I see your kind all the time here in DC waiting for day jobs. Trash everywhere, hootin and hollering at people walking by for work, harassing woman that walk by. Go back to Mexico you freaks!

Sonja said...

Yeah go back home you freaking wetbacks. We are tired of your sorry asses coming to this country sucking off our system. And then you dont want to even speak the language. America doesnt want you here. LEAVE NOW!!!!

Anonymous said...

do not fuc*en even start with me you fu**en red necks!your all f*cken hypocrits! i bet you dumbasses arnt even from here. You talk all this shit to us yet you are as bad as us you damn honkeys. get one thing through your f*cking heads, WE ARNT GOING ANYWHERE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, 2 F*CKING BAD YA DAMN PUSSYS!

Anonymous said...

F!!! all you RedNecks YOu guys are like german or something like british you guys stole our beautiful mexican land so shut the hell up

Anonymous said...

you guys are racist mofos get a life!

Anonymous said...

you mother fuckers racist dumb asses don't star talking about us mex because were taking over bitches so dont mess with us. assholes.

Anonymous said...

I think it's so funny to here some of the greasy wetback remaks.i personly think we should kill them all and let god sort them out.seriuosly they cary deseases here like rats.they eat like animals.they live in barns.you can't play uno with them because there always trying to steal the green cards.seriuosly we all need to stand together and stop them.

Anonymous said...

you guys, im mexican and i think white people should shut the fuck up because im pretty sure your lazy white asses wouldn't take half the jobs mexicans do, so honestly shut the fuck up and mexicans do retarted things because theyr are not educated, instead of getting angry for taking "your jobs" maybe think about it retards, be glad your not doing the fucking work stupid dumbasses, they just come here for a better life, and better education for their children, so then maybe their children would have a better future, im living in the United States, and for all you white people that think we mexicans should leave, i say fuck you, you assholes dont know what weve been trhough, yeah we are taking over, but it dosent have to be a country full of rascism, the racist people force it to be like this, so shut the fuck up racist white people and go shove something up your asses you fucking homos, immigration cant stop us all fuckers, sorry, but your making this harder then what it has to be you fuckers

Anonymous said...

If they come across the border! Shoot them! Bottom line! If you are trying to take over the U.S.A. We should kill you. It's one thing to be a good neighbor, it's another to be an invading army.

Anonymous said...

THE INTELLIGENCE ON THIS SITE IS PATHETIC. WETBACK THIS WHITE BOY THAT LOL..

Anonymous said...

I personally believe mexicans are the scurge of this country. If mexicans are so proud of mexico,why dont they all just stay there. Why come here and fuck are shit up.. They bring drugs, dont pay taxes yet use the resources like roads and schools are taxes pay for, then send all the money they do make straight out of the economy to mexico. I hate em, they ruined my home town, they will ruin yours next.. call me a redneck or honkey or whatever you want on the internet, doesnt change the fact all you mother fluckers need to fix your own dam coutry and stay out of ours. I dont care how bad it is there, fruckin fix it.. why do you think america is so great, it didnt just happen. took alot of work by a bunch of redneck honkeys.. youll never take over, you cant even run the country you already have... DEAL WITH IT!!

Anonymous said...

The Mexican government is probably the most corrupted after the Afghani government. Even its police, which is the face of the government, is corrupt to the core. Bribes are common and encouraged. Anti-intellectualism is rampant as much as the level of illiteracy, and there is no way in hell that it's going to get better. Not in a country where drug cartels ARE the law.
Millions of people come to the US from across the south border. Some of them with the best intentions and yet with such low level of literacy that they can't even productively function in our society and inevitably ending up either in the hands of crime or in the welfare line... if not in the streets begging for jobs. Others are carriers for the drug cartels. Others are just recruits to fatten up the ranks of the latino gangs infesting the US and killing our honest men, women and children EVERY DAY.

I get goosebumps whenever i hear the tired old and pointless argument that "the USA is a land of immigrants and we should all go back to Europe". How IGNORANT is that?? I am an AMERICAN, not because i was born here or because my ancestors lived here for centuries. I am an AMERICAN because the AMERICAN FLAG is the ONLY one i raise up to and the ONLY ONE that compels me to put my hand over my heart and sing the anthem. I am an AMERICAN because ENGLISH is my language, and because i CARE about AMERICA. I don't just work here and send money somewhere else. My money STAYS HERE and MY TAXES pay for everything that you see around you in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Sadly, my taxes also pay for illegal immigrant's healthcare, benefits, education and higher and higher insurance premiums caused by illegals driving drunk and causing accidents, and by making neighborhoods impossible to be out at night because of gang violence. Need proof? Come to California! Have a look at Salinas after dark. I DARE YOU stick your nose out the door after sunset.