Monday, June 16, 2008

Illegal Mexicans Terrorize American Animals

A Common Scene Greeting Hardworking Americans as They Drive Past Their Local Welfare Office

Andale! Andale!

The liberal propaganda-mongers up at the New York Times are reporting that the newest victims of the Latin Invasion are the same harmless beings that serve their country by filling the empty stomachs of its carnivorous human population. Reportedly, Mexicans are swarming like locusts to charreadas, events unlike the family-style celebration of American roots and culture that is The Rodeo, in which animals are subjected to barbarous torture the likes of which even Former P.O.W., Current War Hero and Future President of the U.S.A. John McCain was spared by his evil-to-the-core Viet Cong adversaries.

Some of the horrific acts of violence on display at the charreadas include steer-tailing and horse-tripping, which can result in terrible injuries to our valued bovine and equine citizens. Even as the animals cry out in pain, drunken Mexicans squeal with glee at their misfortune. The reporter from The Times even has a man named Marcos on the record, shouting, “We live for this!”

These beasts have and want to fulfill their responsibility, but are unable to because of their sweat-stained antagonists. Instead of undergoing a beautiful metamorphosis from larval stage (life) to butterfly (New York Strip Steak), they are condemned by The Mexicans to suffer in the dirt.

The Grizz has had it up to here.

When is the burrito bonanza going to stop? When will those who hate us leave our creatures and our jobs in peace? When will they see that Americans don’t move into foreign countries, snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources.

The Freedom Brothers are calling for a boycott of all Mexicans until the charreadas are closed and The Illegals return to their hive. The Grizz is disappointed to have to fire his cleaning lady, but he’s heard that Bill Clinton’s nightmare-living Wife is looking for a job.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

First of all, not all Latin Americans (not mexicans) came from across the Atlantic, many are descendants of Aztecs and Mayans which lived here pre-european era and are the true indiginous people.
Second, we Americans do go into foreign lands snuffing out life, breaking laws, stealing livelihoods and depriving others of their God-given resources. Consider the Iraq war for instance.
Third, I do agree with the comment on Mexicans rising up against thier corrupt government (and not to mention drug cartels which is where most of the corruption stems from) so that they may have a better economy and not have to migrate here. However we must take responsibility in the fact that much of the funding for said cartels comes from drugs used here in the US. Yeah that dubby you smoked in high school did hurt somebody(the hundreds of Mexican cops that have died trying to stop those drugs from getting into our hands[and their familys] in case you were wondering).
So maybe we should stop being rascist(there's no point in denying it), stop using profane language to cover up how inarticuale we are, and try to solve the problem from the root of the cause. I love this country as much as any true American, and believe that in order to remain great, we must focus on the cause to control the effect not vice versa.

Anonymous said...

The Mexican government is probably the most corrupted after the Afghani government. Even its police, which is the face of the government, is corrupt to the core. Bribes are common and encouraged. Anti-intellectualism is rampant as much as the level of illiteracy, and there is no way in hell that it's going to get better. Not in a country where drug cartels ARE the law.
Millions of people come to the US from across the south border. Some of them with the best intentions and yet with such low level of literacy that they can't even productively function in our society and inevitably ending up either in the hands of crime or in the welfare line... if not in the streets begging for jobs. Others are carriers for the drug cartels. Others are just recruits to fatten up the ranks of the latino gangs infesting the US and killing our honest men, women and children EVERY DAY.

I get goosebumps whenever i hear the tired old and pointless argument that "the USA is a land of immigrants and we should all go back to Europe". How IGNORANT is that?? I am an AMERICAN, not because i was born here or because my ancestors lived here for centuries. I am an AMERICAN because the AMERICAN FLAG is the ONLY one i raise up to and the ONLY ONE that compels me to put my hand over my heart and sing the anthem. I am an AMERICAN because ENGLISH is my language, and because i CARE about AMERICA. I don't just work here and send money somewhere else. My money STAYS HERE and MY TAXES pay for everything that you see around you in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Sadly, my taxes also pay for illegal immigrant's healthcare, benefits, education and higher and higher insurance premiums caused by illegals driving drunk and causing accidents, and by making neighborhoods impossible to be out at night because of gang violence. Need proof? Come to California! Have a look at Salinas after dark. I DARE YOU stick your nose out the door after sunset.