Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Illegal Elian

Could we have ended it here?

When told the name Elian Gonzalez, two memories enter the mind of most Americans. The first is of the precious wide-eyed youngster being delivered by a loving God to an open-armed America. The second is of serial-rapist Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband denying that God, and returning the screaming child back to his communist allies in Cuba at gunpoint. Just last week, Freedomites from sea-to-shining-sea were horror-struck to learn that the Clinton’s dream had been realized: a brain-washed Elian has joined Fidel Castro in Stalinism.

This announcement comes at the perfect moment for the Clinton Crime Mob, who has been feeling a little down lately since their matriarch was defeated worse than a trench-load of screaming North Vietnamese on the receiving end of a John McCain launched rocket barrage. The Grizz can only assume that the Clintons are throwing a decadent Cuban-themed fiesta at their secluded Chappaqua mansion in celebration.

According to CBS News, Juventud Rebelde, the mouthpiece of Castro’s Terrorist regime, has quoted the pubescent revolutionary as promising “he would never let down ex-President Fidel Castro or his brother, Raul.” He hasn’t yet, however, confirmed or denied whether he will be campaigning for America’s first Islamic presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, in the coming months.

The Freedom Brothers are sad to learn that little Elian Gonzalez, who, at the time of publication, should be drilling in a South Floridian gymnasium with the Junior ROTC, is now their enemy, and will most likely need to be killed by his former classmates. While Freedom Eagle and The Grizz don’t love war, they hate their adversaries with a hatred deep and true.
Elian Gonzalez – bring it on.

1 comment:

Freedom Eagle said...

The Grizz is right on when he says "the Clinton Crime Mob, who has been feeling a little down lately since their matriarch was defeated worse than a trench-load of screaming North Vietnamese on the receiving end of a John McCain launched rocket barrage."

Can you, dear readers, imagine the pain and suffering in the name of good that is coming to communist cuba's Army and her Clintonista-style government?

Your comments, even those of you who are misguided, are welcome.

Yours in Freedom,
Freedom Eagle