Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Paultards Retreat To Mom's Basement

Victories are few and far between for the pro-America wing of this country.

But we’ll take what we can get. The Freedom Brothers now know we can’t stop liberals and their allies in the shadows of government from stealing elections (6 Senate seats and counting), but the Republican party is stronger today than it has been in months. The reason: Squirrelly-faced Ron Paul and his diaper-sporting America-last haters have been successfully marginalized.


Ron Paul is just some frail old conspiracist who (let’s refresh) believes the following:

  • Your President – President Bush – personally controlled all four aircraft on 9/11, crashing two into New York City buildings, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in Pennsylvania, murdering 3,000 of his own citizens using a remote control joystick.
  • FDR was in cahoots with international Jewish bankers before World War II and diabolically planned out the World War with Hitler at his side.
  • There are beings living amongst us known as “Reptilian Humanoids” who are – literally – half man, half reptile. These creatures have penetrated our government in the form of elite Republicans and are originally from outer space.
  • Ayn Rand was half-woman, half God.
  • Non-Rand religion – such as Christianity and Judaism – is a farce.
  • John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, Lyndon Johnson, and Richard Nixon.
  • Drugs, prostitution, illegal Mexicans, and terrorism should be legalized.
  • Al Qaeda does not exist.

There was a time when Ron Paul’s followers – Paultards – used to spam Honorable Republican websites like Little Green Footballs, RedState, and The Freedom Brothers, pushing their hatist stances because they somehow thought their little troll could steal enough votes to get past the Washington primary. But they were wrong. And now they’ve gone back to doing what they know best: Bong hits in Mom’s basement.

“I’ll re-heat my dinner later, Ma, I only need three more shields of Ravenloft to beat Vecna!”

“When are you going to get a job, son? You're 40.”

There was a time when the only dragons (goblins) were the filth who paraded city streets with signs that traitorously read, “Re-investigate 9/11,” and the only dungeons were the molded keyless cells these freaks belonged in.

These knuckleheads have done everything from smashing windows to flipping and then burning police cars all in the name of Ron Paul and his trusted side-kick radio host Alex Jones, whose online documentaries have been viewed by our enemies time and again.

Ho Chi Minh and the NVA knew college dropouts and other losers would march during the 60s and 70s in the name of losing the Liberation of South Vietnam. But Al Qaeda has something Uncle Ho never did: Americans who actually don’t think they exist. It’s much easier to murder American soldiers in cold blood when groups of American homefronters think their own government is the enemy; the real terrorists. Not even Noam Chomsky is that radical, and he falsely believes Ronald Reagan wasn’t Our Country’s Greatest President.

The Freedom Brothers believe that fascists like Ron Paul’s idiocracy and B. Hussein’s Disney Worlders should just come out and say they agree with the terrorists. It would make this whole “Patriot Act” and “Guantanamo Bay” thing a heckuva lot easier.

Finally, Some Good News

Proving that you can’t be liberal, fair, and balanced all at the same, Truth Prophet Matt Drudge is reporting that filthy democrat operative Alan Colmes is getting thrown off his soap box by Fox News Channel. Details filtering in to the Freedom Brothers command center are still sketchy; it isn’t completely clear whether the camel’s spine disintegrated beneath one of Colmes’ most recent lies, or if he simply tired of serving as Sean Hannity’s punching bag after one and a fifth decades. Regardless of the cause, the effect is clear: Americans will no longer have to subject themselves to the pencil-necked twerp’s slander after every long, hard-working day at the construction site, or The Firehouse, or Iraq.
In an interview with the democrat mouthpiece Associated Press, Colmes said, "We have a Democratic House, Senate and [an Islamic] president. My work is done." The Grizz hopes that this is the truth. Now his favorite station, Fox News, can finally call itself an objective media outlet.
Sean Hannity has not yet issued a statement regarding the demise of his unworthy adversary’s career, but he’s clearly earned his fair share of entertainment while pounding Colmes into submission over and over and over again for the last twelve years. He’ll simply need to move on to the next socialist. For Colmes, it won’t be that easy; there’s a better than good chance that he’ll be drinking sewer water to quench his hangover thirst by this time next week.
The Freedom Brothers would like to wish Alan Colmes all the worst. May his future endeavors be filled with dying dreams, lost opportunities and misfortune in general.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Nation of Islam

The Grizz’s head hurts. His vision is blurry. He can’t get himself out of bed in the morning.

Things have been bad these last couple of weeks, since B. Hussein Obama hijacked the country. Already, Hard-Working Americans are losing their jobs, the Dow is tanking, and some of our largest companies are going the way of the buffalo. It seems like the Free Market is the only entity with any sense left in this cruel, cruel world.

The liberal mainstream media should be shut down by Our President, President Bush after the charade they’ve put on over the last two years. They’re already planning the perfect camera shot of their left-wing patrons dancing in the streets like riled Gazans as Barack Hussein Obama becomes the first American President to get sworn in over the Koran, wearing a ski-mask. Already, the spectacle of a sweating, salivating, fully-engorged Wolf Blitzer has become commonplace as he breathlessly fantasizes about which democrat Obama will dig out of Time’s Graveyard to install in his Cabinet of Evil.

Secretary of State
At least the first word of that title sounds fitting for Bill Clinton’s Dish-Washing, Laundry-Doing Wife.

Secretary of Commerce
Obese, perspiration-soaked Bill Richardson is a puzzling choice, but The Grizz assumes he’s gained some business experience wheeling-and-dealing with Illegals down at the Home Depot parking lot.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Obama is well aware that it will be much easier to carry out his evil plan for America with a woman at the helm.

Attorney General
The same man who’s made a career recruiting minions for Castro and releasing rabid terrorists back to drill with Obama’s blood-brothers in the training camps is perfectly equipped to oversee the dismantlement of Americans’ Civil Rights and Liberties.

The list goes on and on. Ted Kennedy for Department of Transportation based on his extensive experience with vehicular-homicide? Pink-band-aid-wearer John Kerry to replace General Petraeus? Crack-smoking womanizer Marrion Barry for the White House Counsel?

Maybe one day we’ll all wake up and this will only have been a terrible dream. In actuality, John McCain will have been presiding over a program-squashing, abortion-eradicating, homosexual marriage-destroying, Little Man-barbequing Golden Age, where our children can run and play and smile and love.

Alas, The Grizz has pinched himself till blood ran down his arms, and it appears that this nightmare is one which will never end.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

B. Hussein Steals Election, America Yawns

You know America is being flushed down the toilet by its Washington bureaucrats when terrorists start making sense.

The Drudge Report, an unbiased, non-partisan, truth web site, reported today that Al Qaida Number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted our fraudulent “president,” B. Hussein Obama. (Or, should we say B. Hussein Obama X?)

No problems here, Ayman.

Before the semi-literate liberals trolling this site try to slander Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, remember this: When Ayman al-Zawahri demeans B. Hussein Obama by saying he’s doing the bidding of whites, The Freedom Brothers agree. B. Hussein is already in talks with Bill Ayers, a cop killer and America demoralizer, to take over our domestic policy. We are well aware that the Brilliant Bush-invented Department of Homeland Security, when run by Hussein’s socialists, will begin bombing our own buildings. Ron Paul and his drugged-up loser 9/11 Truth followers will finally be correct. This will be due to William Ayers, cop-killer socialist. Mr. Ayers is white. B. Hussein is doing the bidding of whites.

Zawahri went onto call B. Hussein, Colin Powell (PBR), and Condoleezza Rice “abeed al-beit", a word for “House negroes.”

Again, no complaints.

Condi Rice drenched her career in kerosene and lit the match the moment she applauded B. Hussein’s slim margin of victory, traitorously saying she was "especially proud" of the fraud. B. Hussein also frauded our country when he refused to give up his birth certificate -- since he was born in Kenya, not the United States, and is therefore ineligible to be president. If B. Hussein is allowed to be president, then we should also allow The Mighty George Bush to run for a third term. We know libs would never agree to this since W. would shove the Chicago welfare prince into the dishwasher and not let him out ‘til he begs forgiveness.

As for PBR, the Freedom Brothers’ well-researched web log has already documented how racist this former honorable general is. Rush Limbaugh proved it when he said, “Powell Endorsement of Obama Has Everything to do with Race, Elitism…Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race."

Unfortunately, conservatives don’t have enough heroes like Limbaugh.

Both Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are bigots and the very idea that they are not insulted by his presidency, let alone his former-candidacy, has set the African-American movement back to the sixties, when they followed Malcolm X and burned entire blocks of cities.

Al Zawahri also stated that B. Hussein’s election is an American admission of failure. The Freedom Brothers would agree with this had B. Hussein not stolen his “victory” out of the clutches of Once-Future-President McCain. Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of winning the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq. We refuse to let our boys die for nothing, which they will have done should B. Hussein pull the troops out, though he doesn’t have the authority to do so. He’d never pass security clearance due to his bigoted, terrorist friends and the fact that he reportedly hasn’t quit using drugs and engages in homosexual acts.

We still need Future-President McCain. There is still time. B. Hussein has yet to be inaugurated. We need Future-President McCain to barge into the White House – with or without a tank, with or without artillery – and take back what is his. B. Hussein stole the election. This is plain and simple. Even Al Qaida understands that. We would have taken a hag like Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living wife over this racist article of pompousuity, who many sources believe has come from hell to end the world. At least Clinton's wife would have tried – unsuccessfully – to defeat Al Qaida with the help of hatist generals like Wesley Clark and his phony soldiers (actors) at VoteVets.org.

There’s still time to take this thing back. Give America back to the Americans. Tell B. Hussein and his minions of underage Disney Worlders to flee to cowardly France, since it’s not just where they’ve been threatening to move for the past eight Freedomous years, it’s where they belong.