Paultards Retreat To Mom's Basement

Victories are few and far between for the pro-America wing of this country.

But we’ll take what we can get. The Freedom Brothers now know we can’t stop liberals and their allies in the shadows of government from stealing elections (6 Senate seats and counting), but the Republican party is stronger today than it has been in months. The reason: Squirrelly-faced Ron Paul and his diaper-sporting America-last haters have been successfully marginalized.

Eliminated.

Ron Paul is just some frail old conspiracist who (let’s refresh) believes the following:

• Your President – President Bush – personally controlled all four aircraft on 9/11, crashing two into New York City buildings, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in Pennsylvania, murdering 3,000 of his own citizens using a remote control joystick.

• FDR was in cahoots with international Jewish bankers before World War II and diabolically planned out the World War with Hitler at his side.

• There are beings living amongst us known as “Reptilian Humanoids” who are – literally – half man, half reptile. These creatures have penetrated our government in the form of elite Republicans and are originally from outer space.

• Ayn Rand was half-woman, half God.

• Non-Rand religion – such as Christianity and Judaism – is a farce.

• John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, Lyndon Johnson, and Richard Nixon.

• Drugs, prostitution, illegal Mexicans, and terrorism should be legalized.

• Al Qaeda does not exist.

There was a time when Ron Paul’s followers – Paultards – used to spam Honorable Republican websites like Little Green Footballs, RedState, and The Freedom Brothers, pushing their hatist stances because they somehow thought their little troll could steal enough votes to get past the Washington primary. But they were wrong. And now they’ve gone back to doing what they know best: Bong hits in Mom’s basement.

“I’ll re-heat my dinner later, Ma, I only need three more shields of Ravenloft to beat Vecna!”

“When are you going to get a job, son? You're 40.”

There was a time when the only dragons (goblins) were the filth who paraded city streets with signs that traitorously read, “Re-investigate 9/11,” and the only dungeons were the molded keyless cells these freaks belonged in.

These knuckleheads have done everything from smashing windows to flipping and then burning police cars all in the name of Ron Paul and his trusted side-kick radio host Alex Jones, whose online documentaries have been viewed by our enemies time and again.

Ho Chi Minh and the NVA knew college dropouts and other losers would march during the 60s and 70s in the name of losing the Liberation of South Vietnam. But Al Qaeda has something Uncle Ho never did: Americans who actually don’t think they exist. It’s much easier to murder American soldiers in cold blood when groups of American homefronters think their own government is the enemy; the real terrorists. Not even Noam Chomsky is that radical, and he falsely believes Ronald Reagan wasn’t Our Country’s Greatest President.

The Freedom Brothers believe that fascists like Ron Paul’s idiocracy and B. Hussein’s Disney Worlders should just come out and say they agree with the terrorists. It would make this whole “Patriot Act” and “Guantanamo Bay” thing a heckuva lot easier.

Finally, Some Good News

Proving that you can’t be liberal, fair, and balanced all at the same, Truth Prophet Matt Drudge is reporting that filthy democrat operative Alan Colmes is getting thrown off his soap box by Fox News Channel. Details filtering in to the Freedom Brothers command center are still sketchy; it isn’t completely clear whether the camel’s spine disintegrated beneath one of Colmes’ most recent lies, or if he simply tired of serving as Sean Hannity’s punching bag after one and a fifth decades. Regardless of the cause, the effect is clear: Americans will no longer have to subject themselves to the pencil-necked twerp’s slander after every long, hard-working day at the construction site, or The Firehouse, or Iraq.

In an interview with the democrat mouthpiece Associated Press, Colmes said, "We have a Democratic House, Senate and [an Islamic] president. My work is done." The Grizz hopes that this is the truth. Now his favorite station, Fox News, can finally call itself an objective media outlet.

Sean Hannity has not yet issued a statement regarding the demise of his unworthy adversary’s career, but he’s clearly earned his fair share of entertainment while pounding Colmes into submission over and over and over again for the last twelve years. He’ll simply need to move on to the next socialist. For Colmes, it won’t be that easy; there’s a better than good chance that he’ll be drinking sewer water to quench his hangover thirst by this time next week.

The Freedom Brothers would like to wish Alan Colmes all the worst. May his future endeavors be filled with dying dreams, lost opportunities and misfortune in general.

Freedom. God. Family.

On Friday, after the yearly initial sense of euphoria, Freedom Eagle will settle down and grasp what July 4th truly means to him.

My son, the pride of my life, hangs our American flag outside each and every morning. Though only 10 years old, he already aspires to join the Marines when he is legally able and would never subject himself to the sludged liberal halls of an American university full of new dealers. Calvin came up to me this afternoon, and he asked: “Why do some people not celebrate the Fourth, Dad?”

“Because, son,” I said, “they’re brats, traitors, and treasonous. They hate America and all She stands for.”

“Shame on them,” he said.

Shame.

This is what liberals stand for: Change from the good, false hope, and shame. They are ashamed of their Country. The country that has provided them with the freedom to hate it so. The Freedom to love whom they will (could they feel love) and the freedom to vote for Future President McCain (who, on January 20th, 2009, will follow in the footsteps of the Mighty George W. Bush.)

The Freedom to get their news from MTV and Comedy Central, which they take for credible.

This July 4th, with our brave troops overseas, with our warrior president sitting in the White House, praying for their safe return, Freedom Eagle, unfortunately, will feel at least some sense of shame. I am ashamed to share the same ground with the liberal movement who hate America and believe George Bush blew up the twin towers with a remote control joystick and actually planted bombs on the 70th floor the night before. I am ashamed of the cowardly Paultards and their brethren. The ones who call themselves conservatives when they are really just vegetable-sucking psychopaths fantasizing about cupping Ron Paul’s testes.

I will eat my medium-grilled burgers this July 4. I will throw a ball with my son. I will listen to American hero Tim McGraw shred some good old country music and Tom Petty’s American hit “American Girl.” I will close my eyes and dream of the skin melting off cowardly Viet Cong “soldiers” as John McCain napalms their terrorist-inflated villages and I’ll imagine the liberal socialist Adolf Hitler sucking down a bullet while listening to his army getting bulldozed 50 feet above his own demise.

I will think of Saddam Hussein, a Hitlerian figure, heroically hung by Free Iraqis in the name of honor and justice and Freedom.

Freedom and Honor.

B. Hussein, a future nominated loser, will awake to a terrible reality on November 5th. And while he cries, wiping his tears with the Koran he took his oath of office on, he will look up at the American flag and scream at Old Glory: “I hate you.”

Paultards To Celebrate Filth, Hate

On September 2, 2008, most patriotic Americans will be celebrating the anniversary of the end of World War II combat in the Pacific Theater. For it was on this day in 1945 that the final official surrender of Japan was accepted aboard the battleship USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay.

Others, or maybe those patriots will overlap in this celebration, will commemorate Union troops seizing Atlanta, Georgia in 1864, during the American Civil War, the only war in history in which both sides were equally honorable.

Freedom Eagle is afraid to inform you that a few marginalized, radical members of our society will be celebrating neither event. Instead, they will be drugging alongside 11,000 Paultards at Ron Paul’s “mini-convention” in Minnesota.

Try not to vomit.

A Paul campaign aide told The Pittsburgh Tribune Review that the Texas “congressman,” 9/11 Truther, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist hopes to pack some of his anti-American supporters into the Williams Arena at the University of Minnesota, coinciding with the second day of the Republican Convention, in which honorable, brave Americans will celebrate the Future-Presidency of Future-President McCain.

The Paul “Campaign” said they hope to “send a message to the Republican Party.”

No message can be sent from a few insane drug addicts who seek to send America back to its 18th Century depression and surrender in Iraq. We believe Ron Paul and his supporters are almost as bad as democrats. They are not worse because Paultards are honest about wanting to lose in Iraq. democrats make up fake names for surrender, like “phased withdrawal” and “three-state solution.” The only solution to the Iraq War is destruction of the enemy.

Ron Paul believes your president planned 9/11 and carried it out using a remote control joystick. He has said he believes such on several occasions. He has been the little spoon to American simpletons like Alex Jones, the head of the 9/11 Truth movement, and embraced him as a son. Both believe 9/11 was “executed” by President Bush in order to bog America down in a never-ending war so American corporations can make more money, an idea so ridiculous, it boggles Freedom Eagle’s mind that Lyndon LaRouche hasn’t yet been seen burrowing out of his underground tunnel (like a Viet Cong scumbag), and ending his long journey in Paul’s overgrown back yard to embrace Paul with a big wet homosexual kiss.

Ron Paul believes an “Illuminati” theory of American and other world leaders, in which the idea of men mating with lizards, creating “Reptilian Humanoid” spawn is considered reasonable. He has held anti-American/British forums with David Icke.

Again, the only thing Freedom Eagle respects more about Ron Paul more than the democrats is that at least he believes his own filth. He’s a psycho path. He hates your American troops and believes they are not heroes.

democrats are simply pandering cowards.

B. HUSSEIN IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER (Should He Get Elected and Choose To Be Defeated In Iraq)

"He came in glory, to judge the living and the dead.  And His kingdom will have no end." 

So says the Nicene Creed, a small, marginalized beacon of hope that still remains in the secularized Catholic Church, once a foundation that spoke the words of Jesus Christ, now a cult hell-bent on America losing the war in Iraq.

There is a problem Freedom Eagle has found with the Nicene Creed. His Kingdom can come to an end. 

It is a cold, hard fact that He speaks through Our President, George W. Bush, a true family man and a man of intestinal fortitude, who has fought and killed terrorists since September 11th, 2001, and who creates wealth for His poorest American citizens, who benefit greatly from the tax cuts, and who have retained heavy employment because of Ronald Reagan's trickle-down economic theory, also of His word.

But He created Our country on the pretense of it being a Christian nation. We are a nation of all, led by Christians with Judeo-Christian values. If that is no longer so, His kingdom will come to an end. And Barack Hussein Obama is neither a Christian nor a man of values. 

He is a black Muslim. 

Black Muslims, since the days of serial killer and riot organizer (which also makes him a child burner) Malcom X, have sought to destroy Our nation that we hold dear. Under His sun. They pelt bullets through our police officers' faces, steal our electronics and use the money they make at pawn shops for illegal, cheap drugs, and molest our children's minds with pornography and anti-American drivel they refer to as literature.  

The following are a list of black Muslims worshipped by secularists, New Dealers, and communists:

Mumia Abu Jamal. Murderer.

Muhammad Ali. Coward. Turncoat.

Malcom X. Murderer. Riot Enthusiast.

Busta Rhymes. Child Molester. 

Dave Chappelle. Anti-American. Valueless. Anti-Capitalism.

Mike Tyson. Rapist. Murderer. 

Barack Hussein Obama. Coward. Traitor. Turncoat. Liar. Radical. (And should he pull out of Iraq...) Cold-Blooded Murderer.

Future-President McCain will wipe the floor with B. Hussein during the debates, but that may not be enough. B. Hussein has already warped the minds of millions of clueless teenagers and anti-American racists throughout the country. He has used the traits passed on from his Muslim, racist, radical pastor, Jeremiah Wright, to brainwash half his party into voting for him. They wear his T-shirts without realizing the secret Muslim message hidden in the "O."

Luckily the blue collars and working class who mistakenly voted for Hillary will never vote for a man like B. Hussein. They are too smart for that. The truck drivers whose education included the school of Limbaugh, the factory workers who learned the hard way that unions don't help anyone besides the elite, and the janitors who see the ignorance at Our Nation's public schools (where the teachers "teach" Stalinism in a positive manner), they will vote for Future-President McCain. 

And they'll do it with honor.

Freedom Eagle and The Grizz have laid low for some time now, knowing our job had been done for the time being, as Future-President McCain sailed through a crowd of worthy opponents, heroes, family men, men who seek to speak His word, and terrorist killers. Future-President McCain was the best, but they were all great. 

That is, besides the anti-American liberal traitor Ron Paul, who said your president controlled Flight 93 with a remote control joystick and shed tears of joy as the World Trade Center came crashing down. Never forget.

But our time has come again, as has His will, to judge the living and the dead. Future-President McCain does not need Our help, but we are happy to lend it to him. Both The Grizz and Freedom Eagle have spent much of their hard-earned cash to help the Future-President achieve his goal, and we encourage you to do the same. He is a family man of values who will not surrender in Iraq, as B. Hussein, with a ticket of loose cannon/racist Joe Biden, Liar/U.N. knee-padder Wesley Clark, or Murderer/feminzai Hillary Clinton will. They yearn to lose.

B. Hussein, the by-product of a Muslim and an atheist, is both, but neither. He represents the worst of our country. He represents those who still think JFK was a leader and others who believe Bill Clinton didn't trash the White House before he left office, because he hates the Bushes. Yes, those people still live in America. 

The media is not on our side, as we well know. Hence, they will not ask B. Hussein why he chose to swear into office on a Koran, rather than a Bible. What else is he trying to hide?

What else?

Clinton Propositions the Rainbow Demographic

Reuters reports that openly homosexual rock star Elton John decried the masculinity of hard-working Americans last night at a Clinton fundraiser, telling the cheering crowd of middle-aged women and Stonewall-era queers that their country could "go to hell". It's unclear whether his outburst was a direct plagiarism of hateologist Jeremiah White, or just stock liberal jargon. In any event, Bill Clinton's Wife will still be slumped on the couch in front of Days of Our Lives, drinking Slimfast by this time next month.

It matters very little to The Grizz what kind of girl-talk Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. John are having at their slumber parties. If his brain hadn't deteriorated over decades of illegal drug abuse, Sir Elton would know that pinkie-wavers have no business interfering in Americans' politics, just as Americans don't interfere in the politics of others. It's unsurprising, however, that the Clinton Crime Mob will stoop to any level to win a few votes, even if they come from the widely despised homosexual movement.

The democrats are going to put the Freedom Brothers out of business. The American people don't need commentators to make the comparison between War Hero and Future-President John McCain, who had to be talked out of wearing his Vietnamese-ear necklace on his latest trip to the front lines, and democrats who are parading anti-American black separatists and gay foreigners around in an attempt to prove how liberal they are. The candidates speak for themselves.

Bashar Assad Finally Gets It Right

Bashar Assad, squishy-faced president of Syria - the America of Evil - finally blurted out a truthful statement about Israel in between high-fives with other Terrorist Sponsors at today's Arab Summit in Damascus. "Jerusalem has rejected every peace initiative over the last 30 years... [The bastion of modernity, prosperity, equality and morality surrounded by destitute, uneducated masses operating with a Before Christ worldview] is exploiting the internal Palestinian divisions for its own benefit," he sniffled.

He's damn right it is.

Since its scorched-earth campaign and triumph over Arab aggressors in 1967, Israel has justifiably taken advantage of every one of its Enemies' weaknesses - lack of cohesion, lack of benevolent sponsors (such as The United States of America), and simple lack of intelligence. There is no reason that Israelis shouldn't be dancing the hora in the streets every time an Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade revolutionary turns a Hamas suicide bomber into ground pork before he can get shot while trying to cross the Security Wall. That bullet would have cost Israel a fraction of an agorot - a virtually infinite sum when compared to the completely unvalued life it has been dispatched to take.

Unfortunately, a large number of fellow Islamic Extremists weren't on premisis to witness Assad break the Truth barrier. Embarrassingly, the Summit was shunned by Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan and Lebanon's heads of state. The leaders of the former were too busy carrying out America's will in exchange for its generous protection of their heads, which would surely have been severed from their bodies were it not for their powerful benefactors. The Prime Minister of the latter was most likely assassinated on his way to the airport, and the Freedom Brothers can only hope that Hosni Mubarak and King Abdullah were occupied torturing Palestinian extremists in the dungeons of their respective citadels. Nuri al-Maliki obviously wasn't in attendance - as the Freedom Brothers reported earlier this week, he was too busy overseeing the complete liquidation of Mahdi Army forces in Free Basra, Iraq.

The Grizz applauds Heir Assad on his effort to bring a little Truth to the region - up until now, that was a commodity delivered to the people only in the form of bomblets dispersed by Israeli anti-personnel cluster munitions. Unfortunately, considering the mentality of the locals, the Truth hurts whether it comes in the form of a white-hot shard of metal, or in that unintelligible gurgle that is the Arabic language as it spews out from Bashar Assad's stupid face.

Johnny Got His Gun: McCain Back in Familiar Place on the Front Lines

War Hero and Future-President John McCain solemnly worships the Judeo-Christian God at the Western Wall Wednesday

This week, the bane of Vietnam, John McCain, has headed to not just one, but both fronts in the War for Freedom: Liberated Iraq and Israel. Despite the pleas of concerned Americans from Sea to Shining Sea, the War Hero and Future-President made it clear: he's only truly at home when he's standing on a blood-drenched battlefield, staring down upon the dismembered corpse of an Enemy Of America. Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was unavailable for comment due to his ongoing - and presumably never-ending - incarceration at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

On Wednesday, McCain dared the Angel of Death by visiting the battle-scarred southern Israeli city of Sderot. For the last five years, this community has had no shelter from an almost constant rain of hellfire generated by its "peace partners" in Occupied Gaza. McCain warned The Enemy that there will be hell to pay once he's elected President of the United States of America in a landslide victory this November. The Freedom Brothers have the utmost confidence in the Heroes of the Israeli Defense Forces, but to be completely honest, The Grizz wouldn't mind seeing the United States Marine Corps spill a little blood in the fetid slums of that savage wasteland.

In the run-up to his trip, America's Newspaper, the Washington Times contacted Mary Anne Marsh, a political operative closely associated with the dnc, for comic relief. She pretended that the trip is aimed at making John McCain "look presidential," similarly to the "orchestrated hand off with President Bush at the White House several weeks ago." She didn't clarify how Bill Clinton's Wife's experience in the laundry room, or Barack Hussein's experience haggling for drugs on a street corner, made them "look" more presidential than a man with literally dozens of confirmed kills, and who endured more than a quinquennium of torture in a Viet Cong concentration camp.

McCain's courage once again demonstrates that he is the only true heir to Our President George W. Bush, and suggests that America will soon conquer the entire Middle East on its path to Total Victory over Evil. The Freedom Brothers know that their Hero said a prayer for each and every American on his visit to Judaism's holiest sanctuary, the Western Wall, on Wednesday; let each and every American say a prayer for him.

Ron Paul Acknowledges that He's Failed His Followers, Himself

Ron Paul effectively quit his run for the Presidency this morning, acknowledging that he's a failure, but also that he still believes Americans need to lose the Iraq War, and that Our President George W. Bush ordered The Troops to murder thousands of the innocent civilians he rules over on 9/11. During an interview with the liberal cable news outlet CNN, the Good Doctor insisted that despite the fact that he failed himself in his Presidential campaign, his "campaign [to destabilize the United States] is never over.”

Finally, Paul's conspiracy-fueled, anti-American, anti-Semitic past has caught up with him. The Grizz told you right from the start: building a successful Presidential campaign upon a 9/11 Truth foundation would be like building The Freedom Tower on a sand dune. It's a proven fact that hard-working Americans don't support a man who believes in dismantling the government, the universal legalization of narcotics, the building of an abortion clinic on every corner, and outright surrender to Our Enemies.

It seems like the only thing Crazy Ron doesn't believe in is himself.

You can rest assured that Ron Paul's personal misfortune will multiply in the coming weeks and months. Stay with the Freedom Brothers as we comprehensively detail the ultimate disgrace; the end of his reign over his home district in November's general election.

Mission Failed

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

• Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.


• Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.


• Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Black Tuesday

Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul. Bill Clinton’s Wife.

These three names should be deteriorating in the landfill of history right now. Instead, the scoundrels to which they belong soldier on, energized from a deep sip of fresh blood from the neck of Our Nation.

Who wins?

Al-Qaeda, certainly. The 9/11 Truth movement, definitely. Your local abortionist, without a doubt. "Palestinians” (aka Insurgents in Occupied Israel), of course. Even incesto-pedophile Bernie Ward is doing a jig in his jail cell, waiting for his soon coming pardon.

The losers? Hardworking Americans. Christians. Israeli civilians. Iraqi civilians. Healthy, living infants in utero. Our 9/11 Dead. Our Men and Women in Uniform, both Fighting and Fallen. Lord knows, The Freedom Brothers.

As The Grizz writes, Wolf Blitzer is probably laying buck naked on a bed somewhere, covered in hundred dollar bills. The CNN camera man must have been on strict orders to keep his pudgy upper body on camera last night, so as to prevent any viewer from spotting his arousal at the prospect of milking even more cash out of the race for the democrats' sham of a nomination. Even geriatric Lou Dobbs was hoping to celebrate. Alas, he was too old.

Maybe we should be happy. Kucinich now faces his Doom, which comes in the form of Ohio’s own Jim Trakas. Trakas has been serving the citizens of Ohio’s 10th District since he was selling Hot Dogs at Cleveland Stadium in the 1970's, and though he has no experience killing America's Enemies, he's practically Pat Tillman when you compare him to the shriveled-up loser masquerading as his opponent.

Then there’s the Good Doctor, who’s built a constituency from the grassroots up. Its heart lies in the minusculey-intellected; the 9/11 Truthies, campus NORML activists, and Lyndon LaRouche cast-offs. It’s a sad day when the Freedom Brothers find themselves having to support a Democrat, but in this case, it trumps the alternative, which is the moral equivalent to break-dancing over graves at Arlington National Cemetery.

That leaves Bill Clinton’s Wife, who will almost definitely still lose the primary. If she doesn’t, we get to see All-American Hero John McCain brutalize her the way he did the Viet Cong prior to his capture and imprisonment in their tropical dungeon.

For now, Americans need to stay strong. Our children need us. The Troops need us.

The World needs us.

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Bill Clinton's Wife Admits She Wants The U.S. Military Defeated

As Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife changed her husband's sheets and prepared his eggs on Wednesday, she managed to vomit up another anti-American, anti-freedom statement to appease the blame-America first crowd. But unlike the Clintons' Chappaqua kitchen and the various excrement-stained pieces of furniture in the Clintons' house, she wasn't able to clean this one up with Lysol Wipes.

"We've got two wars," she said to a crowd of al Qaeda enthusiasts and members of the cut-and-run fan club, who pray to their secular God for more terrorist attacks on home soil. "We've got to end one. We've got to win the other."

When asked why she does not plan on winning both, she repeated the same anti-American statements the democrats have picked up as of late. "There's simply no military solution in Iraq."

The Freedom Brothers' mouths are watering at the scope of the landslide coming

in November. We're talking Bush 2004 proportions. No, not the "51 percent" the main stream media reported. We're talking about the real Americans, who go unreported by the Associated Press, a press, by definition, "associated" with the democrat party.

Bill Clinton's wife can't even control Bill Clinton's wife's husband. How can she be expected to control the terrorists, let alone win the one war she still pretends to want to win?

Bill Clinton's wife has now gone on record, saying she wants to lose in Iraq to teach George W. Bush, Our President, a lesson. She continues to humiliate herself, while her party humiliates itself, with the nomination of a well-known terrorist who hates America all but inevitable at this point. We have a word for liberals like Bill Clinton's Wife, B. Hussein Obama, Ron Paul, and Our Worst President Jimmy Carter.

Cowards.

What Is Ron Paul Trying To Hide?

At a recent town hall meeting, Ron Paul, though in shambles and undoubtedly thinking of ways to blame America for the assassination of Lincoln and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, was asked why he refuses to debate congressional challenger Chris Peden.

Paul's response: "I guess...I don't know what there is to debate...what is there to debate...he needs to give me an explanation as to why he's no longer a supporter." Paul, in a hysterical fit, then repeated a liberal talking point. "He needs to debate himself."

Really, "Doctor" Paul?

Maybe you and Chris could debate your consistent hatred of everything America holds dear. Your refusal to protect the unborn, your wacked-out 9/11 Truth followers, or the fact that you have consistently voted against providing our Troops with body armor. For starters.

How about your time guest-hosting Alex Jones' hate radio show, where he consistently calls Our President part of some global illuminati fan club? 

The Freedom Brothers feel strongly about Chris Peden's candidacy. Kicking Ron Paul out is the first step to securing our borders, and killing terrorists where they live. Ron Paul wants to make nice. He wants to pull Our Troops out of Iraq and wait for another terrorist attack on our home soil. Listen up Paul: Terrorists won't stop until you and your district are buried under a pile of rubble, blown to smitherines by the Iraqi WMDs that were sent to Syria. 

They have all the time in the world. They're still holding onto grudges from the 14th Century. You, however, have less than a year left in office. When the tough Texans kick you out, and you end up sleeping on Dylan Avery's couch, let him know that the only reason he hasn't been incarcerated is because no one with more than seven brain cells has taken the time to watch his slanderous, traitorous internet movie.

Chris Peden For Congress (Updated)

First of all, I must apologize. 

Waking up to the euphoric news that the psychopathic murderous tyrant Fidel Castro is stepping down, as reported by my brother, The Grizz, has made Freedom Eagle giddy. 

But I'll try to suspend my passion for the moment, because America is still under attack.

By Ron Paul.

Although his desperate, often-hilarious Presidential campaign consisting of lies, conspiracies, and shut-in Youtubers is over, he remains on government payroll. But, The Freedom Brothers have learned, there is hope.

Real Hope. Not your B. Hussein false sense of white guilt. I'm talking about getting rid of an anti-American hatist once and for all.

Chris Peden, an all-American hero, is running against Ron Paul for Texas' 14th Congressional District Seat. 

Peden, a self-described Pro-Family, Pro-Life Christian is running for Congress "to fight for our traditional values in Washington, D.C. In essence, we need Republicans to vote like Republicans again," according to his website, ChrisPeden.org.

Peden is a C.P.A. by trade, and an American by heart.

In his home town of Friendswood, he fought for and won his community the first ever municipal tax refund, which returned over $1 million of Friendswood's hard earned money back to the tax payer.

He believes English "is the glue that holds this great country together" and calls it "the language of hope, opportunity, and progress."

Unlike the incumbent, he does not believe America was responsible for 9/11. "I think Islamo-Fascists were responsible for the 9/11 attacks; the incumbent thinks America...were responsible for the attacks," he courageously says on the site.

Unlike the liberal in disguise, Ron Paul, Peden believes in winning the war on terror, supporting traditional family values, protecting the unborn, and improving the economy.

The Freedom Brothers have told you before, the truth about Ron Paul, his conspiracy theories that President Bush was responsible for 9/11 and carried out the attacks with a remote control joystick that controlled the planes, and had personally planted bombs in the World Trade Center for, what his followers call a "controlled demolition."

• Ron Paul consistently votes against body armor for our troops fighting for our freedoms, believes Israel is the main source of evil in the world, and has vowed to give anti-American 9/11 Truther Alex Jones a place in his administration. 
  

• Ron Paul lied when he said he gets the most contributions from active-duty military. He gets the least.
  

• Ron Paul believes in a Zionist Conspiracy and that the American Jewish community owns the world's banks, and was responsible for the Great Depression. He believes the last decent democrat president, FDR, was part of a global elitist sect of world government who, along with Adolph Hitler, had World War II planned years in advance. 
  

• Paul has held forums with anti-Earth advocate David Icke. 
  

• UPDATE: As if Ron Paul's suggestions that we legalize prostitution and illegal drugs aren't enough, Paul has taken the time out of his busy schedule to embrace and create sympathy for Fidel Castro. 
  

• Paul: "I believe we're at a time where we even ought to talk to Cuba...We create the Chavezes of the world, we create the Castros of the world by interfering and creating chaos in their countries."
  

The Freedom Brothers overwhelmingly endorse Christ Peden for Congress. It's time anti-Americans are treated as such. Don't be a victim.

Let's Celebrate

WANTED: Preferably Dead

Freedom lovers across the nation are putting on their sleeveless t-shirts, buying all the Banana Daiquiri mix they can afford and booking the next flight to Miami. It's the party of the century in the Magic City.

Fidel Castro is through.

Media outlets across the world are confirming that Cuba's Terrorist-in-Chief has stepped down. He made the announcement in a letter, stating that he is unable to simultaneously subjugate the Cuban people and adequately contemplate his impending death in solitude. Cubans rejoiced regardless of where they dwell - be it the global bastion of Freedom, the United States, or the comparative prison of Havana. It is probable that the only humanoid inhabitants of the Caribean Isle that won't be breaking out any cigars are those incarcerated in the tropical prison at Guantanamo.

While the struggle for Liberation continues against Mrs. Castro's other boy, Raul, the surrender and soon-coming demise of the decrepit loser Fidel has to be seen as the latest step in American Progress; a victory for every citizen, and especially Our President George W. Bush. Until its own Independence Day comes, Occupied Cuba remains the only Communist nation in the Northwestern Hemisphere. Canada doesn't count.

To the Free Cuban People: We will fight with you for your Freedom tomorrow, just as we celebrate your victory with you today.

Enemy of the Week: Bernie Ward

All aboard! Next stop, San Quentin!

Yesterday, to the horror of the sham left-wing movement, the damning police report detailing radio host Bernie Ward's crimes was made public. Even the Grizz, who thought he'd seen the bottom of the valley of democrat depravity, was appalled by the degree of evil exhibited by this man. The Freedom Brothers send their prayers to American Heroes, Detective Michael Nixon, Detective Benjamin Savage and Detective Michael Eggener, who were forced to catalog each of his sins, line by line. We can only hope that they can wipe the memory of this experience from their minds forever.

The list of Ward's offenses against God and Country runs long. Pedophilia. Possession and transmission of child pornography. Homosexual incest. Cyber sex. The report also contains a transcription of a sadomasochist, sex-soaked running conversation carried out throughout 2004 between the criminal and his "mistress," a woman he met in a chat room. Throughout the course of his discussion, he e-mails her pornographic images of pre-teens, fantasizes about molesting his own children, and describes his tiny penis in detail.

Ward is just another example of the depths liberals are trying to take values in America. Rest assured that Moveon.org and International ANSWER will frame another straight Republican congressman in the coming weeks to cover up their shame. Somebody call Mike Jones.

Bernie Ward. You are the Enemy of the Week.

Cindy Sheehan Uses Son's Memory as Toilet Paper at Terrorstock 2008

American hero Michael Savage reports that (media) whore Cindy Sheehan was in Egypt Wednesday, continuing her ongoing campaign to destabalize Democratic, Free nations the world over. There, she celebrated her son's brutal demise at the hands of Islamic terrorists in Iraq with none other than the culprits' closest allies - the Muslim Brotherhood.

You read that right.

Sheehan flew ten thousand miles to protest the incarceration of the same terrorists that murdered thousands on 9/11, funded Hamas in Occupied Israel, and shipped suicide bombers by the hundreds to blow up civilians and soldiers like Casey in Iraq. What's next? Making a cash donation to Islamic Jihad? Becoming bin Ladens thirteenth wife? Maybe she'll just strap on an explosive vest and hop on the next flight to Baghdad.

Sheehan vomitted, "As a mother of a son who was killed in the war, I presented a letter to Ms. Suzanne Mubarak to realize how those women and children are suffering." If that's how she feels she should be classified, she should present herself with a letter, telling the recipient how it feels when deluded, emotionally-crippled freaks break bread with the same terrorists killing and dismembering Young Americans by the tens of thousands.

The Grizz would love to be the one who personally tears up this traitorous wench's passport. There's a slew of extremist autocrats who'd love to give her ones of their own.

Future-President McCain Should Fire Traitor

Like miracles, disasters come in all shapes and sizes. 

ABC is reporting that Future-President McCain advisor Mark McKinnon, a closeted liberal and very likely a homosexual gang-member, said he would step down from Future-President McCain's campaign should B. Hussein emerge as the democrat nominee.

"I would simply be uncomfortable being in a campaign that would be inevitably attacking [B. Hussein] Obama," McKinnon said in an interview with pro-gay marriage, pro-Ron Paulism, pro-infanticide radio station NPR. 

The Freedom Brothers would advise Future-President McCain to fire the coward, and make sure McKinnon never works again, in any sector of public or private life.

If McKinnon is as committed to taking down The United States of America from the inside as B. Hussein, perhaps he would be better suited stitching black power flags for when B. Hussein intimidates congress into a federal amendment that will change the good ol' Red, White, and Blue to the outline of a fist.

Trade In One Hero For Another

The Primaries that Matter:

Maryland: McCain 55%, Huckabee 29%, Paul 6%

DC: McCain 68%, Huckabee 17%, Paul 8%

Virginia: McCain 50%, Huckabee 41%, Paul 5%

At this point, fellow Conservatives, we can be proud to have a hero leaving the White House in January 2009, and a hero entering the White House the same day. 

And Ron Paul is nothing but a footnote.

Future-President McCain owns the primaries with 789 delegates, and Huckabee still trails Conservative hero Mitt Romney by 40-50 delegates.

Future-President McCain has got this wrapped up - the nomination, and the general election.

To the average American - and no, I don't include elitist Hollywood snobs or Welfare mothers driving brand new cars when I say this - Republicanism is the standard. In 2006, democrats were give both houses of congress not because they earned it, but because Republicans didn't earn it. They were overspending, they were giving in to the liberal politicization of the Iraqi Liberation, and the greater War On Terror. We had to show them what happens when you abandon conservative principals. 

And don't worry guys, you'll get those houses back come November. We'll give you 

the White House, too.

B. Hussein is the elite's wet dream. He's a black man, educated overseas in a Muslim country, and he has no values. He is everything the democrat party stands for.

Should Hillary Clinton Rodham somehow snatch the nomination from this empty suit, expect a landslide loss, reminiscent of George McGovern, her hero and supporter. 

It pains me to this day, that after the 1972 election, democrats single-handedly gave up on the war on communism, forced a man of honor and courage to resign, and gave the United States of America our worst president in history, Jimmy Carter. 

Shame on them. 

As I said on Monday: Let's send a message this November.