Americans and Iraqis Pray for Collapse of Ceasefire and Subsequent Liquidation of Mahdi Army

Major media outlets reported today that Nuri al-Maliki, Prime Minister of Free Iraq, grabbed his Kalashnikov and raced to the front lines of the War on Evil as thousands of valiant Iraqi and Coalition Troops massed in preparation for a decisive battle for the country's - and the world's - future. Iranian trained, sponsored and celebrated Terrorists have taken Americas ever-so-temporary acceptance of their continued existence this side of Paradise as a sign of weakness, and a blank check to carry out their blood-thirsty designs against the will of Basra and Baghdad's citizenry. Now, they're going to pay.

Because the American military has generously trained Iraqi security forces to the highest level of efficiency that would still allow for their utter decimation by the Israeli Defense Forces in a crisis, the Natives are taking the fight to The Enemy almost exclusively. The exceptions are American Special Forces advisers and aircraft, which coordinate to rain an almost constant barrage of hellfire down upon the anti-Iraqi insurgents. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Young Americans down-range are forced to listen to the thunderous battle from a distance, salivating at the thought of getting their own little piece of revenge for 9/11.

Colonel Bill Buckner - no relation to one of American history's most prolific losers - proved that this was "an Iraqi-planned, -led and -executed mission at the direction of the Iraqi prime minister." He claimed that the operations were aimed at crushing "the lawlessness that has been going on under religious or political cover, along with smuggling of oil, weapons, and drugs." Most Americans, however, knew that the battles were mainly focused at weakening Osama bin Laden and his Al-Qaeda henchmen. Colonel Bill also noted that several thousand pinkie-wavers were enjoying tea and scones outside of Basra, ready to sweep in and deliver coup-de-graces to severely wounded, though still breathing foes where necessary. The Grizz, for one, wouldn't mind seeing a few of them swept off for some well-deserved R&R at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

Americans across the country smiled over their morning cup of joe this morning as they listened to news reports announcing the slaughter of more than 50 blood-soaked Revolutionaries across Iraq by victorious Freedom Forces. The Freedom Brothers pray the so-called "truce" between these Heroes and The Enemy collapses as soon as possible, and that these numbers soon climb to three, then four digits.

Johnny Got His Gun: McCain Back in Familiar Place on the Front Lines

War Hero and Future-President John McCain solemnly worships the Judeo-Christian God at the Western Wall Wednesday

This week, the bane of Vietnam, John McCain, has headed to not just one, but both fronts in the War for Freedom: Liberated Iraq and Israel. Despite the pleas of concerned Americans from Sea to Shining Sea, the War Hero and Future-President made it clear: he's only truly at home when he's standing on a blood-drenched battlefield, staring down upon the dismembered corpse of an Enemy Of America. Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was unavailable for comment due to his ongoing - and presumably never-ending - incarceration at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

On Wednesday, McCain dared the Angel of Death by visiting the battle-scarred southern Israeli city of Sderot. For the last five years, this community has had no shelter from an almost constant rain of hellfire generated by its "peace partners" in Occupied Gaza. McCain warned The Enemy that there will be hell to pay once he's elected President of the United States of America in a landslide victory this November. The Freedom Brothers have the utmost confidence in the Heroes of the Israeli Defense Forces, but to be completely honest, The Grizz wouldn't mind seeing the United States Marine Corps spill a little blood in the fetid slums of that savage wasteland.

In the run-up to his trip, America's Newspaper, the Washington Times contacted Mary Anne Marsh, a political operative closely associated with the dnc, for comic relief. She pretended that the trip is aimed at making John McCain "look presidential," similarly to the "orchestrated hand off with President Bush at the White House several weeks ago." She didn't clarify how Bill Clinton's Wife's experience in the laundry room, or Barack Hussein's experience haggling for drugs on a street corner, made them "look" more presidential than a man with literally dozens of confirmed kills, and who endured more than a quinquennium of torture in a Viet Cong concentration camp.

McCain's courage once again demonstrates that he is the only true heir to Our President George W. Bush, and suggests that America will soon conquer the entire Middle East on its path to Total Victory over Evil. The Freedom Brothers know that their Hero said a prayer for each and every American on his visit to Judaism's holiest sanctuary, the Western Wall, on Wednesday; let each and every American say a prayer for him.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

GM Chairman Speaks Truth To Power

General Motors Vice Chairman and American Hero Bob Lutz spoke truth to power on Friday when he called global conspiracy global warming "a crock of [expletive]."

While the Freedom Brothers believe this type of language is harmful to our youth, we also believe exceptions can be made when that same youth is forced to listen to disgraced former Vice President Al Gore drone on and on in front of a slideshow of lies during their indoor recess, since "tag" is no longer allowed in public schools.

Lutz has been "under fire" by left-wing bloggers and other hatists in his knowledge for truth. He's been called every name in the book by the fanatics and other B. Hussein cultists and al Qaeda members of the democrat party on sites like crooksandliars.com, dailykos.com, and mediamatters.org.

However, Lutz has stood strong. "My thoughts on what has or hasn't been the cause of climate change have nothing to do with the decisions I make to advance the cause of General Motors."

Our liberal, anti-American media have, alongside our liberal politicians, been denouncing American motors, like GM and Ford, as "out of touch" and have falsely reported losses for both companies. This is because the media, as well as the democrats, are out to institute a carbon tax, which would cost the average American hundreds of dollars a year to investigate a myth.

In a rare moment of weakness, American hero/warrior George W. Bush was intimidated into signing a law mandating a 40 percent fleetwide fuel economy by 2020.

While the Freedom Brothers stand with Our President, we find this moment in his presidency to be most shocking. We side with Lutz on this one.

It is a fact that there is enough oil on the planet to keep it running until kingdom come. God put our oil under their soil and it is a test of our strength to go and get it. He put dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith, He put oil in the middle east to test our will.

And we're going to make it. Let Freedom Ring.

democrats Consult Expert on Construction of Illegal Immigration Superhighway

Don't Let Him Dominate You

Sham left-wing institution The New York Times reported Saturday that the patron saint of illegal immigration, Bill Richardson, is being courted aggressively by hussein obama and Bill Clinton’s Wife, the two losers still vying for a chance to be crushed by American Hero and Future-President John McCain in the general election. New Mexico’s overweight slob of a governor has been harassed by a nearly constant stream of Clintonistas and even the candidates themselves. According to the article, this has interrupted his ongoing commitment to vegetating on his couch, watching Star Trek: The Next Generation re-runs.

This “recuperation” period, which has come on the tax-payers dime, has continued for more than a month. Ironically, this makes it easier for most Americans to tolerate having his chubby hand fumbling around in their pockets. They rest easier in the knowledge that he is spending his days focused on Patrick Stewart’s shiny head, and not his ongoing battle to transport illegal immigrants, hard-drug traffickers and hell-bent terrorists from the filthy cesspools in which they originate to the orderly streets of American communities coast-to-coast. Unfortunately, these well-intentioned citizens are neglecting that his campaign to destabilize their country is ongoing, and may well be gearing up for an aggressive run at its second-ranking position of authority.

Luckily, Senator McCain – who survived a half decade being tortured in a concentration camp by Vietnamese savages – knows a little something about never giving up, especially when his country needs him. Recent attempts by the liberal-slanted media to slander him as a politically-corrupt womanizer – not to mention his children as oblivious half-wits and his wife as a subjugated whore – were immediately discredited and abandoned. Undeterred, he has vowed to hard-working Americans everywhere that he will continue to fight the democrats trying to hijack their nation with the same tenacity that he did his Southeast Asian adversaries before them.

Fight on Senator. The Freedom Brothers stand United with you.

Let's Celebrate

WANTED: Preferably Dead

Freedom lovers across the nation are putting on their sleeveless t-shirts, buying all the Banana Daiquiri mix they can afford and booking the next flight to Miami. It's the party of the century in the Magic City.

Fidel Castro is through.

Media outlets across the world are confirming that Cuba's Terrorist-in-Chief has stepped down. He made the announcement in a letter, stating that he is unable to simultaneously subjugate the Cuban people and adequately contemplate his impending death in solitude. Cubans rejoiced regardless of where they dwell - be it the global bastion of Freedom, the United States, or the comparative prison of Havana. It is probable that the only humanoid inhabitants of the Caribean Isle that won't be breaking out any cigars are those incarcerated in the tropical prison at Guantanamo.

While the struggle for Liberation continues against Mrs. Castro's other boy, Raul, the surrender and soon-coming demise of the decrepit loser Fidel has to be seen as the latest step in American Progress; a victory for every citizen, and especially Our President George W. Bush. Until its own Independence Day comes, Occupied Cuba remains the only Communist nation in the Northwestern Hemisphere. Canada doesn't count.

To the Free Cuban People: We will fight with you for your Freedom tomorrow, just as we celebrate your victory with you today.

Freedom Isn't Free: Israelis Settle Tab, Arab Barbarian Paid in Full

News outlets around the world are buzzing about terrorist Imad Mughniyah. Apparently, the four-eyed fatso bought a first class ticket on a carbomb to hell yesterday. Rumor has it that he was flying El Al. The Freedom Brothers hope that when he arrives at his destination, he says hello to Heath Ledger for us.

Mughniyah was responsible for a laundry list of savage acts of terror perpetrated across the planet. His greatest hits include the 1983 car bombing that killed 241 U.S. Marines trying to subdue the degenerate population of Lebanon, the two Hezbollah Jewish Community Center suicide bombings in Buenos Aires, the cold-blooded hijacking/murder on TWA Flight 847 - the list goes on. Unfortunately, true justice could only be achieved were he resurrected and brutally killed again and again.

Currently, the heroes who carried out a little Hezbollah house cleaning yesterday are staying modest. We see the Israelis blushing, but at the same time they're giving a wink and a nod to American intelligence. The Grizz, for one, hopes that everybody got to have a little fun. Maybe next time they'll invite him along.

SIDENOTE: We just heard the news that American hero, Our Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates slipped on ice yesterday and broke his shoulder. Both Freedom Eagle and the Grizz wish him a speedy recovery. We hope he's recuperated and back terminating America's enemies as soon as possible.