America's Newspaper: Clinton Crime Mob Wheeling and Dealing with Felons, Communists

"I gotta play it cool. My wife has an election to steal."

The Washington Times on Friday proved that Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton earned $700,000 last year off stock given to them by an ex-con with close ties to the Communist regime occupying the Chinese mainland. More nefariously, their shares were somehow sold to an unidentified buyer who felt that investing more than half a million dollars in an already failed web start up was a good idea. The Clintons' angrily shot down media requests for them to identify the mystery man before turning back to manage their tag-team assault on the White House and American people in November.

Bill Clinton had been given the stock directly by Accoona Corp. as a speaker's fee for his remarks at a left-wing rally they sponsored in 2004. The Freedom Brothers are actively seeking a transcript of the event, which is believed to have come at the behest of one of Accoona's other primary stockholders - The China Daily Information Co., part of the monolithic state-controlled media apparatus wielded by the Maoist Regime in China (aka Occupied Taiwan). Given Mrs. Clinton's long-plotted offensive to take over America, its unlikely that her husband's speech took place in front of a hammer-and-sickle emblazoned red banner, but still, the implications of such associations cannot be understated.

Even the limp-wrists across the pond knew to steer clear of Accoona. The Washington Times' muckraker, Jim McElhatton, reported Derek Hyatt, an English politician, ordered his people to "shun" the company because it was a tool used by the junta to suppress the Freedom-loving Chinese people. Hyatt, who heads a committee overseeing Internet-related issues in the House of Commons - whatever that is - told McElhatton that Accoona Corp. is suspected of having informed on its users, who were later subjected to human rights violations by military and police forces commanded by the regime.

Bill Clinton, who's previous exploits include a string of rape scandals and a smattering of white-collar crimes, is in double-trouble when it comes to his latest adventure. Not only is he now proven to be in bed with America's Enemies, but a convicted felon who was just released after a 19-month bid in the slammer. Armand Rousso, a co-founder of Accoona was accused, then convicted by a jury of his peers, of various federal crimes, which include fraud and money-laundering. Who he was washing cash for - bank robbers, narcotics traffickers, Islamic terrorists - remains unclear.

Hard-working Americans have tolerated this couple's deviant behavior for long enough. After B. Hussein Obama has relegated Mrs. Clinton to history's sewage treatment plant (and been subsequently destroyed in the general election by American Hero and Future-President John McCain), the American people can stop focusing on ridding themselves of the Enemy Within, and turn all of their attention to killing the Terrorists and continuing their sometimes-violent, sometimes-non-violent campaign to make the world safe for Democracy.

SIDE NOTE: Conservative Icon Margaret Thatcher has been released from the hospital after recovering from a brief illness this past week. Ms. Thatcher has spit in Death's face many a time over the years, surviving the Luftewafte laying waste to her country, assassination attempts by Irish terrorists, and numerous strokes. She has proven over and over again that she's so tough, she's practically an American. The Freedom Brothers send her our best wishes.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Unleash Hell: Americans Call for War

Americans from sea to shining sea watched in horror yesterday as a Serbian government-incited lynch mob rampaged through its capital and burned their embassy to the ground. The local police force stood by and watched as the animals ran free. Luckily, one drunken fool managed to kill himself in the inferno. That's God's Will if the Grizz has ever seen it.

Many people across our country asked themselves: "Who are these people? Why do they, who live in some place I've never heard of, hate me so?" Then they remembered that the do know Belgrade. "Wasn't that the first European city since the 1940's that The Troops had to wipe off the face of the earth with the heavy hand of American justice?"

Yes it was.

Throughout the 1990's, Serbia was the fortress of genocidal hell-hound Slobodan Milosevic, who sowed terror far and wide across the majestic landscape of the former Yugoslavia. The Serbian people worshipped him like a God, enthusiastically heeding his call to arms and revelling in the indiscriminate slaughter of untold numbers of his neighbors. His reign ended with his death-by-disease in a festering dungeon, his country in ruins (as deserved).

A week ago, Kosovo - a miniscule nation that barely survived his Nazi-like onslaught on courage alone - Declared Their Independence, joining the ever expanding belt of Freedom that stretches from Fairbanks, Alaska to Baghdad, Iraq. Serbians went wild with rage, swearing that they would end the climate of American-bestowed peace they enjoy, and take the region back to 1999. They seem to have forgotten how the United States celebrated Christmas that year.

Apparently, the Serbians haven't had enough. They think that by destroying a material object, they can destroy the will of the American people. They're wrong.

Dead wrong.

The Freedom Brothers say: "Let's roll." If we're lucky, maybe we'll be able to get another sucker punch in on the Chinese.

Young Utahns Take Security Back Into Their Own Hands

Hunter - or Hunted?

CNN reports that thousands of courageous Americans across Utah have taken their lives back into their own hands, and away from the untold number of isolated lunatics that prey upon them from their place at the fringe of society. And, in a sign that America is becoming increasingly Free with each passing day, the state government is moving to pass legislature that encourages the citizenry to arm themselves heavily. School shooters, serial killers and Islamic terrorists refused to comment on the ongoing expansion of the Homefront Army as it stands up to take them on.

A student at the University of Utah - who declined identification in the hopes of elluding a widely feared left-wing crackdown on his Freedom - broke it down for the sheltered East Coast types that wish to deprive him of protection. "Last year, after Virginia Tech, I thought 'I'm not going to be a victim,' " Nick said. "My first thought was 'how tragic.' But then I couldn't help but think it could've been different if they'd allowed the students the right to protect themselves."

Though the tragic events of 4/16 came before the Freedom Brothers began publishing, we touched on precisely this issue in a posting last Pearl Harbor Eve, December 6th. The article covered the wonton slaughter that occured one day earlier at a Nebraska shopping mall, much like any other one would find dotting the amber landscape of the American Heartland. The Grizz is glad to say that his hard-hitting conservative analysis was upstaged by a devoted reader, support the troops, who remarked: "America's been yellow since Clinton. Bush did a fine job trying to turn it around, but I fear it's impossible. This is a national tradgedy [sic]. And so close to Christmas makes it even worse."

Well, from last week's Massacre at Northern Illinois University, we learn two things. The first is that support the troops was wrong about one major thing: it hurts just as bad, no matter the time of year. The second is that even as one hundred million (or probably more) enthusiastic Americans gear up to welcome a third straight term of Republican domination in the Executive branch, a minimal number of marginalized democrats will see their children bleed out on the cafeteria's cold linoleum floor before seeing them carry their constitutionally protected personal defense mechanisms.

There's only one thing more shameful than the fact that a hard-working American Man can't protect his family, and that's that those with the blood-soaked hands don't weep as he does, even as the death toll rises.

Future-President McCain "Controversy"

The Freedom Brothers have been swamped with emails this morning, asking for our take on the McCain-NY Times story. We believe it is ridiculous to even address this article, since it was written by a partisan, Stalinist newspaper, who created a fake aura on their reporting of World War I, which has lasted for decades. 

However, since it seems to be an issue to our fellow conservatives, we will address it.

Future-President McCain is the victim of a liberal smear campaign designed to put Bill's wife or B. Hussein in office, destroying everything Americans hold dear. The Times "endorsed" Future-President McCain simply so they could come out now and write lies about him. 

The Freedom Brothers understand that enemies are not to be trusted. B. Hussein's plan to embrace the little man in Occupied iran will be the end of the United States, and Bill's wife's plan to give health care to 20 million illegal immigrants will also destroy our country. 

My country 'tis of thee. Sweet Land of Liberty. 

Of thee I sing.

America Keeps Kim Jong Il in the Crosshairs as Europeans Bend Over

"Come and get it, Monsieur Chirac."

It was the sixth of September, 2007. Tens, maybe/hopefully hundreds of agents of the Syrian terrorist regime had a cup of coffee, kissed their families goodbye, and drove to work the night shift at a top secret government facility nestled just along the Iraqi border. Arriving, they sat down at their desks and began their day's work - engineering the extermination of the Jewish and American peoples. Around midnight, their minds drifted happily towards their soon coming, hard-earned break. Unfortunately for them, the top guns of the Israeli Air Force were the ones fixing lunch.

A half dozen F-15I's from the 69th Squadron of the IAF gave the workers an early dismissal by way of hellfire. Neither the staff, nor the Syrian Atomic Weapons program survived the attack.

Six months later, details have emerged conclusively linking Kim Jong Il to the Syrians' nefarious mission. It's a fact that North Korean mad scientists in the employ of the Man with the Bad Haircut oversaw the nefarious project step by step. It's unclear what prompted this lunatic to draw up and sign his own death warrant, though surely the Godless communist's association with Islamic fundamentalists can't be inspired by the same theo-apocalyptic delusions of his comrades. Most likely he was offered a few loaves of stale bread, which are nearly impossible to come by inside his concentration camp of a country.

In any event, his motives are beside the point. What matters is that he pay.

And pay he will - so promises Our President George W. Bush. Even as America's "allies" drop their pants and grit their teeth for the demigod of the DPRK, the American Administration gets ready for Round II in the War on Evil and its proxies.

The Europeans are currently ready to sign and seal a treaty/suicide note written on their behalf by the North Korean regime. In it, the Freedom Forces encourage North Korea to take no accountability whatsoever for their previous work developing various doomsday devices, and respectfully request that they eventually cease said activities - if they don't mind.

The United States made it clear. There will be no compromise.

To quote Our Chief Negotiator, Christopher R. Hill, "We won't have a complete and correct declaration until we have a complete and correct declaration," and it says exactly what we want it to say.

The Freedom Brothers encourage Our Administration to hold firm in their demands. Legions of Young Americans are standing behind them as well, ready and willing to die for Global Liberty.

Let's Celebrate

WANTED: Preferably Dead

Freedom lovers across the nation are putting on their sleeveless t-shirts, buying all the Banana Daiquiri mix they can afford and booking the next flight to Miami. It's the party of the century in the Magic City.

Fidel Castro is through.

Media outlets across the world are confirming that Cuba's Terrorist-in-Chief has stepped down. He made the announcement in a letter, stating that he is unable to simultaneously subjugate the Cuban people and adequately contemplate his impending death in solitude. Cubans rejoiced regardless of where they dwell - be it the global bastion of Freedom, the United States, or the comparative prison of Havana. It is probable that the only humanoid inhabitants of the Caribean Isle that won't be breaking out any cigars are those incarcerated in the tropical prison at Guantanamo.

While the struggle for Liberation continues against Mrs. Castro's other boy, Raul, the surrender and soon-coming demise of the decrepit loser Fidel has to be seen as the latest step in American Progress; a victory for every citizen, and especially Our President George W. Bush. Until its own Independence Day comes, Occupied Cuba remains the only Communist nation in the Northwestern Hemisphere. Canada doesn't count.

To the Free Cuban People: We will fight with you for your Freedom tomorrow, just as we celebrate your victory with you today.

Straw: Britain Not An Islamic State, Seeks to Become More American

Jack Straw, the United Kingdom's Lord Chancellor (whatever that is), has said that Britain will not submit itself to foreign Islamic law. This apocalyptic scenario was suggested by fringe maniac Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, who should become an Imam and move to Western Pakistan if he's so interested in living in a twisted, bizzaro-values outpost of civilization.

In hopes of shutting down the delusion that England would be the next Kabul or Lagos without provoking widespread terror and disorder, Straw pointed out that British legal system already made accommodations to minorities’ specific needs. He cited the 1996 Arbitration Act, which allows Orthodox Jews and other communities to work together with lawmakers in order to set up a mutually acceptable framework for their special civil needs. While the number of beheadings, hand-severings, temporary-marriage rapes and female genital mutilations carried out by Hassidim seem to be somewhat lower than those by Muslims, his example is well taken.

Straw made another excellent point during his remarks, which came at George Washington University, in Our Nation’s Capital. Implying that he believes the United States to be the most politically advanced nation on the planet, he stated that the United Kingdom should become more American and adopt a Bill of Rights, which will be the first step in bringing his nation forward into the 21st Century. While this announcement comes more than two and a quarter centuries after his countrymen were vanquished and Americans developed their own, it is still a welcome development.

The Freedom Brothers offer their encouragement to Jack Straw as he leads his country to an even higher standard of Freedom. Simultaneously, we’re breathing a deep sigh of relief to hear that the British won’t be taking the completely converse action – returning themselves to a state of primal law, governed by the will cavemen.

London 2009?

Heroes on the Homefront Prepare to Crush Berkeley Insurgency

Hundreds of committed Americans moved in on the socialist stronghold of Berkeley, California today, proving that you don't need a machine gun to fight for Freedom. Their actions were prompted by the city council's treasonous decision to vote in favor of a disruptive offensive against The Troops last week - specifically directed at the lions of the United States Marine Corps. It seems that after years of opportunistic pandering to Our Heroes in the Military, democrats have shown their true colors and proved that they are still clinging tight to the "Baby Killer" mentality of the 1970's. Luckily, an acid flashback-crippled, Alex Jones-listening freak in a pink sombrero doesn't scare off the average hard-working American.

The city council voted greatly in favor of the damning resolution, which declares that Marine recruiters are "unwanted intruders," and demands that Berkeley citizens "volunteer to impede, passively or actively... the work of any military recruiting office located in the City of Berkeley." Meanwhile, the cowards of Berkeley's so-called "Police" Department have pledged "neutrality."

Did Washington pledge neutrality when he was enslaved by King George III? Did Abraham Lincoln pledge neutrality when Robert E. Lee tried to tear America to pieces? Did FDR pledge neutrality when the Nazi's tried to turn the page on Freedom?

No. They reached for their gun.

I'm not saying that the police should kill these protesters - as any loyal reader would know, the Grizz values the Right to Free Speech above all others. This is partially pragmatic - it is this Freedom that allows Our Government to know who can be trusted, and who needs to be kept under its watchful glare. But nowadays, we are at war, and acts of disloyalty that compromise Our Troops morale should be considered nothing less than an enemy attack on the homefront.

The Freedom Brothers applaud the Patriots who have made their way from every corner of the country to confront these losers. They are showing the Troops that we care, that they're not alone, and that the fringe of American society might exploit their courage, but it'll never speak for the majority.