Lil Cal: An American Watches a Debate

They grow up so fast.

Last night Calvin and I microwaved some popcorn after our steak dinner and daily workout routine. On our punching bag, Calvin has duct-taped a “Bin Laden: Wanted Dead or Alive” poster on one side, and an “Obama '08, Osama '09” poster on the other. Lil Cal knows he needs to bulk up for the impending terrorist attack coming inauguration day should – and this is a far-fetched idea – B. Hussein Obama laughably get “elected” (aka suppress enough proud American voters and lower the voting age to 13 by November 4).

He’s a beautiful boy. “I will never – ever – commit myself to an elitist dumbocratic university classroom, dad,” he often says while punching the lights out of Bin Laden’s monstrous face. Then says: “I want to do this for real.”

And Calvin is just 10.

Later, we cuddled together, on our cloth American-made couch, and scooped butter-drenched popcorn from a great Wal Mart-bought bowl. I hand-fed them to my strapping boy, then changed the channel to Fox News, listening for the tell-tale creak as our backyard satellite shifted into place. “What’s on tonight, Dad?”

Though he was unaware of the evening’s festivities, I didn’t strike him.

“Tonight we get to see the debatic equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and gut a wild Alaskan Moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family.”

I picked up the phone and called the Grizz. “Hey,” he said, “I was just about to call you.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, I was just telling my daughter to get ready for the debatic—”

“--equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and then gut a wild Alaskan moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family?” I asked.

“Exactly.”

“Okay, well I don’t want to keep you.”

“Alright Brother, take it easy.”

Calvin knew right away that infant-killing Biden had a bad way about him. As Jonah Goldberg so hilariously said this morning: BS stands for “Biden Says.” Let’s remember, Joe Biden thinks you’re stupid enough to forget about the day his dreams Hindenberged and he was forced to resign from his 1988 presidential campaign. Rightfully, he has since been treated like a freak by his fellow constituents. He wasn’t seen again until the following year, biting the pillow as George H.W. Bush physically assaulted the democrat party on his inauguration day.

As evidenced last night, Biden doesn’t know American foreign policy from his not-so-secret stash of 1970s fetish pornography. He’s a racist and has said on more than one occasion that he hates prosperous, Americanized Indians. He tells them to shove donuts down their throats and drink coffee on the garbaged streets of Wilmington, Delaware, a failed welfare city.

So, my son Calvin: as I looked into his eyes, I could see him burying an electrocuted Iraqi terrorist alive after shoving a medic tube down its throat, half-drowning him, and inflicting pain in what should be legal procedure at Club Gitmo. I dreamed of Calvin body-slamming his democrat enemies on the streets of New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and Washington, D.C. I saw him being an American.

“Wow,” I said as Sarah Palin invoked the Great Ronald Reagan and forced Joey “Diapers” Biden to jump for cover – “There you go again.” When she winked at the camera, she won the vote of every man in America, ashamed of his liberal housewife. Like it or not, when America steps into the voting booth, they’re going to see one candidate – a friend of terrorists, who’s name rhymes with that of a terrorist, who, according to some sources, is the anti-Christ from hell; and a slob – and they’re going to look at the other ticket – a war hero; and beautiful woman with man’s rationale who exclaims “doncha know?” like a patriot.

Who do you think America will choose?

After the debate ended and Joe Biden patted his sweaty forehead, Sarah Palin showed America that she was up to the task and could debate with Putin– because she had just waxed her snowmobile and helicopter with someone as dangerous for America.

I got up off the couch. “You want anything else, son?” I asked.

Calvin had put a pillow over his lap as he stared at slow-mo pictures of Palin while Sean Hannity’s brilliant voice over explained why she had just won the debate so easily. “Just a sec, Dad.”

I smirked. “You get ‘em, Tiger.”

B. Hussein's Dream Is A Muslim America

When B. Hussein Obama said America is “no longer a Christian nation” he knifed you in the back with one hand, and choked your throat with the other.

B. Hussein, already a known terrorist sympathizer and secret Muslim, made the claim in 2007, which has only recently been circulating on Internet blogs and reputable, independent websites such as World Net Daily and MichaelSavage.com.

B. Hussein already showers the United States with daily hail storms of slime and sludge when he makes his anti-American statements, but the idea that B. Hussein intends to secularize Our Country the same way the Soviet Union was disbanded in the early 90s makes the Freedom Brothers pissed. And we’re not going to take it anymore.

Why does Hussein and his wild-eyed, extremist hate campaign want America to be a nation of Muslims?

"Whatever we once were,” spewed Hussein, “we're no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are…a Muslim nation…and a nation of nonbelievers."

If proud, brave Americans needed any more reason not to vote for this radical Marxist, The Freedom Brothers believe this may be it. B. Hussein intends on declaring a fascist jihad against the people of the United States. He won’t take no for an answer.

When B. Hussein began his hate campaign, Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but to laugh for hours on end, barely imagining any radical Muslim with no experience in government could possibly be made a president. But when he forced Bill Clinton’s wife to submit to him, I started to feel afraid – for my dear country and Her majesty.

Nothing about the potential of a Hussein presidency makes us do anything but recoil in horror. He has brainwashed Our Children. (Freedom Eagle’s stapping young boy hasn’t succumbed to Hussein’s mind control. Little Calvin wears his Future-President McCain T-shirt to camp these days. He wears it with honor.) Why does B. Hussein want to surrender in Iraq, you may ask? Because he agrees with the terrorists. They are his brothers and sisters. He attends madrassa with them.

He bathes with them.

Disgraced Hypocrite Uses 232 Houses Worth Of Energy

He’s at it again.

It seems like Disgraced Former Unelected Vice-President Al Gore has been keeping on all the lights in his mansion, in between trips to and from his own private airport in his limousine.

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an unbiased, nonprofit, and independent research organization relating to free market and media issues in Tennessee has recently reported that Al “I created the internet” Gore’s personal energy consumption is up 10 percent, and could have powered 232 U.S. homes for a month.

He still wants you to stop driving your SUVs to and from your kid’s soccer practice. Does he hate children? He’s still swapping tongues with his zombified wife while they run the blender without any ice or milk in it.

In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours. We’re disgusted. Not because we care about energy use. Lord knows Freedom Eagle sits back with a cold one after a long day of his blue collared work, and views Bill O’Reilly, then Sean Hannity shove liberals’ faces into the dirt until they cry uncle.

On my Kenmore refrigerator, my strapping son has magneted a "Wanted" poster of Osama bin Laden.

No, I’m not mad that Al Gore (who this week endorsed fellow muslim marxist B. Hussein Obama) is using energy. That's what it's for. He should just keep his mouth shut about my energy usage. Because by not practicing what he preaches, he's practicing fascism. God put energy on the planet for a reason. He asks us to use it, just as he asks us to use His oil, albeit across the vast ocean.

Al Gore slimes our troops because he hates them, he smears George W. Bush for beating him in a landslide in 2000, and he hates you for poking fun at his nerded life.

Fear And Loathing Inside The Head Of Colin Powell

On February 5, 2003, Colin Powell admirably served his country, and the earth, by arguing, correctly so, that Saddam Hussein was storing weapons of mass destruction (WMD) in Iraq.

Throughout President Bush’s first brave, terrorist-killing term, Powell served with honor and it is true that the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq (HLI) could not have been accomplished as honorably and with such determination as has been done were it not for his help in selling the war to eager buyers in the United Nations.

The people thanked him for his humanitarian efforts, Americans praised him. Hell, The Freedom Brothers toasted a cold one for him just last week at our combined family BBQ, where we ate burgers, hot dogs, steak, and Freedom Fries.

Now I’m humiliated.

Today, Powell, former HLI supporter, admitted to a small crowd that he has not ruled out voting for B. Hussein.

B. Hussein has ties to terrorism. B. Hussein is a Muslim. B. Hussein is a democrat. He hates The Flag and won't pledge allegiance to it.

And Colin Powell is considering voting for this man? Freedom Eagle has come to the conclusion that Powell’s journey through anti-Constitutional amendment "Affirmative Action" as a child has finally got the best of him. Mr. Powell, you are a racist.

Of B. Hussein and Future-President McCain, Powell vomited: “Both of them certainly have the qualifications to be president of the United States, but both of them cannot be.”

Powell, the bigoted racist (PBR) also has claimed as of late that the United States and her admirable, Freedom-loving and giving troops should pull out of the HLI.

PBR, you are a coward.

B. HUSSEIN IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER (Should He Get Elected and Choose To Be Defeated In Iraq)

"He came in glory, to judge the living and the dead.  And His kingdom will have no end." 

So says the Nicene Creed, a small, marginalized beacon of hope that still remains in the secularized Catholic Church, once a foundation that spoke the words of Jesus Christ, now a cult hell-bent on America losing the war in Iraq.

There is a problem Freedom Eagle has found with the Nicene Creed. His Kingdom can come to an end. 

It is a cold, hard fact that He speaks through Our President, George W. Bush, a true family man and a man of intestinal fortitude, who has fought and killed terrorists since September 11th, 2001, and who creates wealth for His poorest American citizens, who benefit greatly from the tax cuts, and who have retained heavy employment because of Ronald Reagan's trickle-down economic theory, also of His word.

But He created Our country on the pretense of it being a Christian nation. We are a nation of all, led by Christians with Judeo-Christian values. If that is no longer so, His kingdom will come to an end. And Barack Hussein Obama is neither a Christian nor a man of values. 

He is a black Muslim. 

Black Muslims, since the days of serial killer and riot organizer (which also makes him a child burner) Malcom X, have sought to destroy Our nation that we hold dear. Under His sun. They pelt bullets through our police officers' faces, steal our electronics and use the money they make at pawn shops for illegal, cheap drugs, and molest our children's minds with pornography and anti-American drivel they refer to as literature.  

The following are a list of black Muslims worshipped by secularists, New Dealers, and communists:

Mumia Abu Jamal. Murderer.

Muhammad Ali. Coward. Turncoat.

Malcom X. Murderer. Riot Enthusiast.

Busta Rhymes. Child Molester. 

Dave Chappelle. Anti-American. Valueless. Anti-Capitalism.

Mike Tyson. Rapist. Murderer. 

Barack Hussein Obama. Coward. Traitor. Turncoat. Liar. Radical. (And should he pull out of Iraq...) Cold-Blooded Murderer.

Future-President McCain will wipe the floor with B. Hussein during the debates, but that may not be enough. B. Hussein has already warped the minds of millions of clueless teenagers and anti-American racists throughout the country. He has used the traits passed on from his Muslim, racist, radical pastor, Jeremiah Wright, to brainwash half his party into voting for him. They wear his T-shirts without realizing the secret Muslim message hidden in the "O."

Luckily the blue collars and working class who mistakenly voted for Hillary will never vote for a man like B. Hussein. They are too smart for that. The truck drivers whose education included the school of Limbaugh, the factory workers who learned the hard way that unions don't help anyone besides the elite, and the janitors who see the ignorance at Our Nation's public schools (where the teachers "teach" Stalinism in a positive manner), they will vote for Future-President McCain. 

And they'll do it with honor.

Freedom Eagle and The Grizz have laid low for some time now, knowing our job had been done for the time being, as Future-President McCain sailed through a crowd of worthy opponents, heroes, family men, men who seek to speak His word, and terrorist killers. Future-President McCain was the best, but they were all great. 

That is, besides the anti-American liberal traitor Ron Paul, who said your president controlled Flight 93 with a remote control joystick and shed tears of joy as the World Trade Center came crashing down. Never forget.

But our time has come again, as has His will, to judge the living and the dead. Future-President McCain does not need Our help, but we are happy to lend it to him. Both The Grizz and Freedom Eagle have spent much of their hard-earned cash to help the Future-President achieve his goal, and we encourage you to do the same. He is a family man of values who will not surrender in Iraq, as B. Hussein, with a ticket of loose cannon/racist Joe Biden, Liar/U.N. knee-padder Wesley Clark, or Murderer/feminzai Hillary Clinton will. They yearn to lose.

B. Hussein, the by-product of a Muslim and an atheist, is both, but neither. He represents the worst of our country. He represents those who still think JFK was a leader and others who believe Bill Clinton didn't trash the White House before he left office, because he hates the Bushes. Yes, those people still live in America. 

The media is not on our side, as we well know. Hence, they will not ask B. Hussein why he chose to swear into office on a Koran, rather than a Bible. What else is he trying to hide?

What else?

May He Fulfill Prophecy and Keep democrats From Office

Our God is a Loving God.

He does what is best for us. He knows it is through His word that we live out our lives. We worship and give Him thanks. We respect all that he has given us, forevermore.

Yet tomorrow, several American citizens will be choosing between two candidates who do not follow His word. They despise Him. He has let them carry on their infantile existences to show us which way not to go. He uses them as examples, much as He has used "dinosaur" bones to test our faith, and putting Our oil in the middle east to test our will.

B. Hussein and Bill's wife are Adam's second chance to turn away from the snake.

The Pennsylvania polls have been fluctuating between B. Hussein and Bill's wife, yet God has not stepped in with His divine intervention, yet, and crowned Future-President McCain the throne which is rightfully His. For this, we respectfully question Our Lord. Why? Why do You allow democrats to commit infanticide? Why do you allow them to undermine Our Troops, who brilliantly do Your work here on Earth?

The Christian Peace Movement must come out for Future-President McCain this November the way they came out in 2004 and guaranteed Our President time to fulfill prophecy which is moving forward swimmingly, with the coming nuclear destruction of Occupied iran. The Christian Peace Movement are the ones who truly understand that Our President, George W. Bush, speaks through Him.

He spoke through His Only Son, Jesus Christ, and taught us these words:

"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallow be Thy name. Thy Kingdom Come, thy Will be done, on earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive Us Our Trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation."

Those of us who follow the Judeo-Christian order, and are not persuaded by the eugenicists in the democrat party are ready, wiling, and able to vote for Future-President McCain. And by Golly, we're ready for 100 more years of war, so that His word may be fulfilled.

Amen.

Patrick Leahy Tells Bill Clinton's Wife to Destroy Self for Sake of Party

"I'm sorry I betrayed you, son."

Patrick Leahy, a democrat senator from left-wing stoner bastion Vermont, has fueled speculation that Bill Clinton's Wife has an imminently scheduled shopping spree at Sacks Fifth Avenue by demanding today that she drop her Presidential bid immediately. While the Freedom Brothers have concluded that the pleasure of watching the complete implosion of the democrat party is more satisfying than an immediate cessation of Mrs. Clinton's career, any possible course of action on her part is good enough, considering the prolific thrashing that John McCain will definitely hand to B. Hussein Obama in November's general election.

Leahy told NPR, "There is no way that Senator Clinton is going to win enough delegates to get the nomination. She ought to withdraw, and she ought to be backing Senator Obama." He added that War Hero and Future-President McCain, "has been making one gaffe after another [and] is getting a free ride."

Are you referring to the ridicule Senator McCain has faced from the liberal media in response to his correct assertion that there is some heavy-petting going on between bin Laden and little man? Is it his working-man's explanation of the housing crisis? Is it his promise to benevolently shephard Free Iraq back from the Gates of Hell, even if it takes a century and five million Iraqi and - more importantly - American lives to do it?

Put down the joint Leahy.

John McCain has more knowledge and experience in the bump in his face than you have in your entire head. He picked this up the hard way: suffering for 1,889 days in a Viet Cong dungeon while you and Jerry Garcia were giving peace a chance at a San Francisco sit in. Unfortunately, the American people won't be fooled, regardless of whether Bill Clinton's Wife takes your advice or not. On November 4th, 2008, you'll be wiping the snot from Barack Obama's nose while the Freedom Brothers (responsibly) sip champagne in celebration of President John McCain's triumphant rise to the top.

George W. Bush Smiles Benevolently Down Upon the Free Iraqi People

"I will forever be indebted to you."

Five years ago today, the United States Military was killing its way across the Southern Iraqi countryside, well on its way to delivering Liberties and Luxuries even the dream of which would have previously earned one of that nation's citizens a hardcore torture session in one of Uday Hussein's dungeons. Now, they fear no more. In the wake of Our President George W. Bush's total victory over his nemesis Saddam, the formation of the non-sectarian Iraqi Government, the Free Democratic elections, and now The Surge, Iraqis - whether they live in the rugged mountains of Kurdistan or the sun-scorched badlands of the Arabian desert - are loving life and the Freedoms generously bestowed upon them by America.

President Bush celebrated Iraq’s fifth Independence Day with thousands of jubilant warriors at America’s military citadel, The Pentagon. He declared that, “The successes we are seeing in Iraq are undeniable! The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around, it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror.” He added that “the level of violence is significantly down, civilian deaths are down, sectarian killings are down, [and] attacks on American forces are down." The Troops cheered. President Bush was only able to calm them by promising that they’d be allowed back to the front lines as soon as possible, where they could continue their fight against The Enemy.

The situation in Washington differed starkly from that in Fayetteville, N.C, where Barack Hussein mentally defecated on the more than 1,000,000 men and women who have died for their country since it won its own Independence 231 1/2 years earlier. "Nearly 4,000 Americans have given their lives” for absolutely nothing, he told the small group of fringe leftists that gathered for his hate rally. He added, “We are less safe and less able to shape events abroad. We are divided at home and our alliances around the world have been strained."

Whether or not America’s relationships with Barack’s namesake Saddam, little man, fat man, or Kim Jong-Il – even under the Clinton regime – could be characterized as “alliances" is subject to some debate, but in any event, if the “straining” of them is a bad thing, then The Grizz is Rupaul.

This disparity just highlights why it is so important for Americans to vote for War Hero and Future-President John McCain in the landslide victory he will achieve in November. If Barack Hussein or Bill Clinton's Wife somehow manage to infiltrate the White House, it may be the Iraqis coming to our aid next time around.

Future-President Owns B. Hussein

While the liberals have proven themselves racists, cowards, and impotents, Future-President McCain is riding strong, opening double digit leads over both candidates, according to a Rammusen poll.

B. Hussein foolishly tried to proxy-mock the war hero for correctly saying Iran is training al Qaeda, ready to wash American streets in blood, and McCain simply shrugged the most-liberal hatist senator’s comments off, presidentially. “Hell, we’ll just move on.”

B. Hussein was seen taking a break from doing the moonwalk on graves in Arlington National Cemetery when Future-President McCain proudly scolded him, "It's very clear that I have a lot of experience in Iraq…It is very clear to most objective observers that the surge has succeeded where others predicted it would fail."

Our Future-President also visited our boys in Iraq and Israel this week.

McCain spoke truth to power when he said Iran is training al Qaeda, a fact that is well documented.

When the president of Occupied iran came to America, he wished to put a wreath at Ground Zero, praising the terror which took place there. He is the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism. little man is lucky he didn’t end his trip with a beard of shrapnel over his pre-grown terrorist chic, his carcass hanging from the Brooklyn Bridge, wrapped in a blood-drenched American flag.

The Freedom Brothers know that a terrorist is a terrorist, no matter how you look at it. little man in Occupied iran will take all the extremists he can get – “Sunni” and “Shia” – since all terrorist groups and liberal-identified “insurgent” groups retain the top priority of bathing in American blood and killing our children, as they did on 9/11.

Never again.

Those of us who have paid attention to the facts, and not B. Hussein’s racist Muslim pastor, understand the real threat we face. Future-President McCain understands this. And he won’t stop until he’s sitting in the driver’s seat on Air Force One, wearing Osama bin Laden’s scalp as a hat, tipping it to his fellow pilots in the accompanying NORAD jets.

Ferraro Becomes Second Clinton Operative in Two Days to Lose Everything

Ferraro, left, is considering getting back into acting

Q: What do Chernobyl and Geraldine Ferraro's career have in common?

A: Both spent their existence in the servitude of communism, and ended in a fiery explosion prompted by human error.

The New York Times reported today that Walter Mondale's favorite vice-presidential candidate has been kicked to the sewage-soaked curb by Bill Clinton's Wife and Mr. Clinton's campaign for her presidency. This act of retaliation came in response to Ferraro's assertion that democrat-affiliated bottom feeders were turning out in droves to support Barack Hussein because he was black - not because he was running against the tag team of a morally-bankrupt smear artist and her raping, thieving husband. Ferraro was reportedly crushed by the betrayal.

Unfamiliar with the experience of opening The Times to anything besides Anti-Government, Anti-Military propaganda, The Grizz barely managed to restrain himself from dancing with joy at the latest misfortune to strike Bill Clinton's Wife and Family. Ferraro was a centerpiece of their campaign, and perhaps the only precedent to suggest that Americans would tolerate a housewife anywhere in the White House outside of the Lincoln bedroom.

Taking a trick out of the Al-Qaeda Field Manual, Ferraro played the martyr. She claimed that she was firing herself because, "The Obama campaign is attacking me to hurt [Bill Clinton's Wife]. I won’t let that happen.” It's unclear when she plans to release a photograph of herself standing in front of a green curtain with an AK-47.

Everyone knows The Freedom Brothers are not flip-floppers, but one piece of evidence on this website may suggest the opposite: The Grizz has openly struggled with the decision to enjoy or revile the seemingly never-ending quest for a democrat Presidential nominee. Let him finally clarify, once and for all, where he stands.

Despite having to relive the worst eight years of our lives (January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001) every moment Bill Clinton's Wife's ugly face bangs up against the inside of our televisions, watching loyalist after loyalist stand at their own personal Golgotha on an almost daily basis is an experience that the Freedom Brothers may never again be able to celebrate.

B. Hussein Called Out For Terrorist Ties

Somewhere in Iraq, a terrorist is jumping up and down, enraged in euphoria at the news of five brave American heroes reportedly killed by one of his comrades in a cowardly suicide mission.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban fighters are wetting themselves with jubilation. They’re saying, “All we have to do is wait it out a little longer. In less than a year, we can begin our offensive again. Because a terrorist-appeaser will be in power.”

Somewhere in an Iraqi village, a small child is crying because while President Bush would never betray Iraq by pulling our troops out of the liberated country, the prospects of a “President Obama” would.

This weekend, Rep. Steve King spoke truth to power when he said terrorists would “be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11th,” should B. Hussein Obama, known liberal hatist, terrorist sympathizer, Che Guevera worshipper, son of a secular mother who hated white people, become president.

The terrorists are on the run. The surge has worked wonders and Iraq has turned the corner in establishing its young democracy. The people of Iraq are kissing the feet of Our President, George Bush for giving them the government they always wanted and eliminating their tyrant dictator.

After America found the weapons of destruction in Iraq, we sent the world a message: No one can ever doubt a country that has always been good, always done good, for people of all races, ethnicities, and countries-of-origin. Liberals will try to stop America from doing good for her allies, but she always prevailed.

We liberated over 200 countries since World War II, including South Korea, South Vietnam (despite what the liberals want you to believe), Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, in an underground bunker, Osama cannot wait for his not-so-distant cousin to assume the American presidency so, together, they can detonate the dirty bomb in American cities, from coast-to-coast.

But, somewhere in Iowa, Representative King is informing the public, saying, “[B. Hussein Obama’s] middle name does matter. It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world, it has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict.”

Somewhere in Arizona, Senator McCain is polishing his glock. If he has to take out bin Laden himself, he will.

Mission Failed

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

• Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.


• Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.


• Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Bill Clinton's Wife Admits She Wants The U.S. Military Defeated

As Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife changed her husband's sheets and prepared his eggs on Wednesday, she managed to vomit up another anti-American, anti-freedom statement to appease the blame-America first crowd. But unlike the Clintons' Chappaqua kitchen and the various excrement-stained pieces of furniture in the Clintons' house, she wasn't able to clean this one up with Lysol Wipes.

"We've got two wars," she said to a crowd of al Qaeda enthusiasts and members of the cut-and-run fan club, who pray to their secular God for more terrorist attacks on home soil. "We've got to end one. We've got to win the other."

When asked why she does not plan on winning both, she repeated the same anti-American statements the democrats have picked up as of late. "There's simply no military solution in Iraq."

The Freedom Brothers' mouths are watering at the scope of the landslide coming

in November. We're talking Bush 2004 proportions. No, not the "51 percent" the main stream media reported. We're talking about the real Americans, who go unreported by the Associated Press, a press, by definition, "associated" with the democrat party.

Bill Clinton's wife can't even control Bill Clinton's wife's husband. How can she be expected to control the terrorists, let alone win the one war she still pretends to want to win?

Bill Clinton's wife has now gone on record, saying she wants to lose in Iraq to teach George W. Bush, Our President, a lesson. She continues to humiliate herself, while her party humiliates itself, with the nomination of a well-known terrorist who hates America all but inevitable at this point. We have a word for liberals like Bill Clinton's Wife, B. Hussein Obama, Ron Paul, and Our Worst President Jimmy Carter.

Cowards.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Millions of Americans Watch as the Hopes of Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife Evaporate on National Television

This time last year, if you'd have told The Grizz that a Madrassah-schooled, implicated drug-dealer like Barack Hussein would be able to do what the Republican Movement wasn't able to in decades, he would have spit in your face. Yet last night, there it was.

The Freedom Brothers laughed themselves to tears as Bill Clinton's Wife crawled across the floor, fumbling with the jagged pieces of her shattered dream. The scene was almost too perfect:

The liberal media (led by a drooling, wild-eyed Tim Russert) throwing body-blow after body-blow to their former darling;

The smirking doofus to her left who, barely out of diapers, turned her face into a foothold on his scamper to the pinnacle of the sham left-wing movement;

The jeering crowd that pandered to her for years, then cast her away like a second-born Chinese infant.

Considering War Hero and Future President John McCain’s dominant standing in the polls – and American history – we can safely assume that he is going to leave a blood-stained trail of devastation across the landscape of the 2008 general election, just like that of the Vietnamese countryside four decades before. With that victory a certainty, Freedom Eagle and The Grizz can fully enjoy the spectacle of the irrelevant democrat primary as it unfolds.

Unlike the long-finished Republican primary season, which ended with class-act Mitt Romney’s heart-felt endorsement of John McCain, the leftists' side-slitting carnival continues. After Mrs. Clinton’s atomic meltdown at the debate, probably the second and third funniest moments of the week respectively were Hussein Obama's endorsement by Islamic Jihadist Louis Farrakhan, and the hysteria-laced defection of selfish, wishy-washy liberal politicians from Bill Clinton's Wife to the loser that’s winning.

If you think you’ve seen the best, you’ve got another thing coming. The Grizz is going to sit back on his couch and crack open a Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. The fun has just begun.

democrats Consult Expert on Construction of Illegal Immigration Superhighway

Don't Let Him Dominate You

Sham left-wing institution The New York Times reported Saturday that the patron saint of illegal immigration, Bill Richardson, is being courted aggressively by hussein obama and Bill Clinton’s Wife, the two losers still vying for a chance to be crushed by American Hero and Future-President John McCain in the general election. New Mexico’s overweight slob of a governor has been harassed by a nearly constant stream of Clintonistas and even the candidates themselves. According to the article, this has interrupted his ongoing commitment to vegetating on his couch, watching Star Trek: The Next Generation re-runs.

This “recuperation” period, which has come on the tax-payers dime, has continued for more than a month. Ironically, this makes it easier for most Americans to tolerate having his chubby hand fumbling around in their pockets. They rest easier in the knowledge that he is spending his days focused on Patrick Stewart’s shiny head, and not his ongoing battle to transport illegal immigrants, hard-drug traffickers and hell-bent terrorists from the filthy cesspools in which they originate to the orderly streets of American communities coast-to-coast. Unfortunately, these well-intentioned citizens are neglecting that his campaign to destabilize their country is ongoing, and may well be gearing up for an aggressive run at its second-ranking position of authority.

Luckily, Senator McCain – who survived a half decade being tortured in a concentration camp by Vietnamese savages – knows a little something about never giving up, especially when his country needs him. Recent attempts by the liberal-slanted media to slander him as a politically-corrupt womanizer – not to mention his children as oblivious half-wits and his wife as a subjugated whore – were immediately discredited and abandoned. Undeterred, he has vowed to hard-working Americans everywhere that he will continue to fight the democrats trying to hijack their nation with the same tenacity that he did his Southeast Asian adversaries before them.

Fight on Senator. The Freedom Brothers stand United with you.

McCain Takes Wisconsin, Swipe at B. Hussein

Future-President McCain took a nice, and well-deserved jab at B. Hussein after his victory in Wisconsin on Tuesday night. 

"I will work hard to make sure Americans aren't deceived by an eloquent but empty call for change," the Future-President said.

Hussein's campaign quickly rebutted with a series of smears, lies, half-truths, and rhetoric showing how intent Hussein is on taking down this country, starting at the highest levels of government. 

However, The Freedom Brothers have taken the base of those remarks and translated them out of hatist speech so our readers can understand them.

The liberal extremist who won the vote of Jihadists this week, suggested McCain is intent on winning the war in Iraq, telling the American people the truth about the Islamist threat, and offering hard working Americans more tax cuts.

Hey, Hussein, show me the bad part! It's not a criticism if it's a compliment!

Do they teach those parts of the English language at Indonesian madrassas?

Future-First Lady Cindy McCain also took a swipe at Hussein's wife, who said this week that she hates her country. The Future-President echoed his loving wife, saying, "I have never lived a day, in good times or bad, that I haven't been proud of the privilege" of being an American, Future President, Past-Wartime Hero McCain said.

Hussein and his "wife" are playing into the al Qaeda wing of the democrat party. They hate America, and all she stands for. When Michelle Obama said she wasn't proud of her country, and, in fact, hated it with every ounce of her lie-soaked flesh, she sent a message to the extremist base: I stand with you, Fidel, Stalin, Marx, and Kruschev. 

"Yes We Can -- turn America into your Stalinist utopia where the womb is the most dangerous place for a child to live and the hardest working of us are taxed into the poor house so Ron Paul and his minion of scientologists can take vacations to Vietnam and apologize for trying to liberate them."

Yes We Can.

Future-President McCain Should Fire Traitor

Like miracles, disasters come in all shapes and sizes. 

ABC is reporting that Future-President McCain advisor Mark McKinnon, a closeted liberal and very likely a homosexual gang-member, said he would step down from Future-President McCain's campaign should B. Hussein emerge as the democrat nominee.

"I would simply be uncomfortable being in a campaign that would be inevitably attacking [B. Hussein] Obama," McKinnon said in an interview with pro-gay marriage, pro-Ron Paulism, pro-infanticide radio station NPR. 

The Freedom Brothers would advise Future-President McCain to fire the coward, and make sure McKinnon never works again, in any sector of public or private life.

If McKinnon is as committed to taking down The United States of America from the inside as B. Hussein, perhaps he would be better suited stitching black power flags for when B. Hussein intimidates congress into a federal amendment that will change the good ol' Red, White, and Blue to the outline of a fist.