Clinton: "My Fantastic Dream Is Over, and I've Awakened to a Terrible Reality"

The Los Angeles Times today decided to go against its reputation as a liberal rag, and provide a detailed, in-depth analysis of each stage of emotional hardship Bill Clinton’s shamed Wife has had to endure as sinner B. Hussein Obama ground her career into the dirt like the butt of one of his unfiltered cigarettes. They were able to identify five defined stages in her decline.

• Denial (that her only impetus for trying to seize The Presidency was for fame and fortune)
  
• Anger (at hard-working Americans for seeing through her deceit, and scorning her at the polls)
  
• Bargaining (with Obama in an effort to join together to defeat America in the election)
  
• Depression (as she learned that her husband is having an adulterous sexual relationship with harlot Gina Gershon)
  
• Acceptance (that she managed to lose the campaign to the first Black Muslim presidential nominee, that her dream was dead, and that her family had been cast aside like a soiled blue dress by her husband)

While the Freedom Brothers were able to identify some other physical and mental hardships that Bill Clinton’s Wife was forced to endure throughout the campaign (self-loathing; advanced aging), they were pleased with the article none-the-less. The Grizz and Freedom Eagle’s fundamental concern throughout the democrat party’s entire nomination contest was the election of the candidate most certain to lose to Former Prisoner of War, and Future President of the United States of America John McCain. Still, it was preferential to see lasting damage done to Mrs. Clinton’s reputation amongst the greater American population, which might preclude her from engaging in another War on Democracy in the future.

As of now, the Clinton/Clinton campaign is keeping quiet. The happy couple has only briefly emerged from seclusion since the Mrs. made her final attempt to sabotage Hussein Obama’s jihad on the White House at her party’s expense - she on her way to plan her Concession speech, he to an extramarital sexual tryst with a washed-up “actress” best known for soft-core porn.

We have now seen the entire Clinton Family (Bill, the Wife, Chelsea) meet defeat; now they wait with baited breath to see them accept it.

Stay with your Freedom Brothers for more hard-hitting conservative analysis in the coming days.

Obama: "I Don't Know a God Damn Thing About America"

"Look. I'm just like you."

Anyone in the know is aware that B. Hussein Obama recently lashed out at hard-working Americans, depicting them as bitter hillbillies that love God and their inherent Right to Self Defense because they're simple. He has since tried to elaborate on his beliefs, patronizing his perceived inferiors as "the heart and soul of America". Now, it seems like his campaign for the democrat nomination may not have overcome his housewife opponent just yet.

Barack Obama is right that Americans have become bitter. What he neglects to mention is why. Let the Freedom Brothers tell you.

Americans are bitter because his friends in the democrat party bankrupted their country, and spent eight years sabotaging their security aparatus, thereby welcoming that warm, sunny day in September when their lives were plunged into what will eventually be a decades long war.

Entertainingly, Bill Clinton's Wife has lashed out like hyena at her nemesis. Trying to play against the universally held perception of her as a scorned housewife taking her fury out on her country, she has attempted to depict herself as a commoner. Yesterday, she took a shot of whiskey, with what was most likely a paid actor. She also provided unconvincing accounts of firing guns with her father as a child.

Mrs. Clinton is playing pretend.

Americans don't need either of these fake-Americans in 2008. Thanks to the Republican Movement, Americans love their lives, and they thank God every day that their our next President will be War Hero and Future-President John McCain.

Patrick Leahy Tells Bill Clinton's Wife to Destroy Self for Sake of Party

"I'm sorry I betrayed you, son."

Patrick Leahy, a democrat senator from left-wing stoner bastion Vermont, has fueled speculation that Bill Clinton's Wife has an imminently scheduled shopping spree at Sacks Fifth Avenue by demanding today that she drop her Presidential bid immediately. While the Freedom Brothers have concluded that the pleasure of watching the complete implosion of the democrat party is more satisfying than an immediate cessation of Mrs. Clinton's career, any possible course of action on her part is good enough, considering the prolific thrashing that John McCain will definitely hand to B. Hussein Obama in November's general election.

Leahy told NPR, "There is no way that Senator Clinton is going to win enough delegates to get the nomination. She ought to withdraw, and she ought to be backing Senator Obama." He added that War Hero and Future-President McCain, "has been making one gaffe after another [and] is getting a free ride."

Are you referring to the ridicule Senator McCain has faced from the liberal media in response to his correct assertion that there is some heavy-petting going on between bin Laden and little man? Is it his working-man's explanation of the housing crisis? Is it his promise to benevolently shephard Free Iraq back from the Gates of Hell, even if it takes a century and five million Iraqi and - more importantly - American lives to do it?

Put down the joint Leahy.

John McCain has more knowledge and experience in the bump in his face than you have in your entire head. He picked this up the hard way: suffering for 1,889 days in a Viet Cong dungeon while you and Jerry Garcia were giving peace a chance at a San Francisco sit in. Unfortunately, the American people won't be fooled, regardless of whether Bill Clinton's Wife takes your advice or not. On November 4th, 2008, you'll be wiping the snot from Barack Obama's nose while the Freedom Brothers (responsibly) sip champagne in celebration of President John McCain's triumphant rise to the top.

Ferraro Becomes Second Clinton Operative in Two Days to Lose Everything

Ferraro, left, is considering getting back into acting

Q: What do Chernobyl and Geraldine Ferraro's career have in common?

A: Both spent their existence in the servitude of communism, and ended in a fiery explosion prompted by human error.

The New York Times reported today that Walter Mondale's favorite vice-presidential candidate has been kicked to the sewage-soaked curb by Bill Clinton's Wife and Mr. Clinton's campaign for her presidency. This act of retaliation came in response to Ferraro's assertion that democrat-affiliated bottom feeders were turning out in droves to support Barack Hussein because he was black - not because he was running against the tag team of a morally-bankrupt smear artist and her raping, thieving husband. Ferraro was reportedly crushed by the betrayal.

Unfamiliar with the experience of opening The Times to anything besides Anti-Government, Anti-Military propaganda, The Grizz barely managed to restrain himself from dancing with joy at the latest misfortune to strike Bill Clinton's Wife and Family. Ferraro was a centerpiece of their campaign, and perhaps the only precedent to suggest that Americans would tolerate a housewife anywhere in the White House outside of the Lincoln bedroom.

Taking a trick out of the Al-Qaeda Field Manual, Ferraro played the martyr. She claimed that she was firing herself because, "The Obama campaign is attacking me to hurt [Bill Clinton's Wife]. I won’t let that happen.” It's unclear when she plans to release a photograph of herself standing in front of a green curtain with an AK-47.

Everyone knows The Freedom Brothers are not flip-floppers, but one piece of evidence on this website may suggest the opposite: The Grizz has openly struggled with the decision to enjoy or revile the seemingly never-ending quest for a democrat Presidential nominee. Let him finally clarify, once and for all, where he stands.

Despite having to relive the worst eight years of our lives (January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001) every moment Bill Clinton's Wife's ugly face bangs up against the inside of our televisions, watching loyalist after loyalist stand at their own personal Golgotha on an almost daily basis is an experience that the Freedom Brothers may never again be able to celebrate.

America's Newspaper: Clinton Crime Mob Wheeling and Dealing with Felons, Communists

"I gotta play it cool. My wife has an election to steal."

The Washington Times on Friday proved that Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton earned $700,000 last year off stock given to them by an ex-con with close ties to the Communist regime occupying the Chinese mainland. More nefariously, their shares were somehow sold to an unidentified buyer who felt that investing more than half a million dollars in an already failed web start up was a good idea. The Clintons' angrily shot down media requests for them to identify the mystery man before turning back to manage their tag-team assault on the White House and American people in November.

Bill Clinton had been given the stock directly by Accoona Corp. as a speaker's fee for his remarks at a left-wing rally they sponsored in 2004. The Freedom Brothers are actively seeking a transcript of the event, which is believed to have come at the behest of one of Accoona's other primary stockholders - The China Daily Information Co., part of the monolithic state-controlled media apparatus wielded by the Maoist Regime in China (aka Occupied Taiwan). Given Mrs. Clinton's long-plotted offensive to take over America, its unlikely that her husband's speech took place in front of a hammer-and-sickle emblazoned red banner, but still, the implications of such associations cannot be understated.

Even the limp-wrists across the pond knew to steer clear of Accoona. The Washington Times' muckraker, Jim McElhatton, reported Derek Hyatt, an English politician, ordered his people to "shun" the company because it was a tool used by the junta to suppress the Freedom-loving Chinese people. Hyatt, who heads a committee overseeing Internet-related issues in the House of Commons - whatever that is - told McElhatton that Accoona Corp. is suspected of having informed on its users, who were later subjected to human rights violations by military and police forces commanded by the regime.

Bill Clinton, who's previous exploits include a string of rape scandals and a smattering of white-collar crimes, is in double-trouble when it comes to his latest adventure. Not only is he now proven to be in bed with America's Enemies, but a convicted felon who was just released after a 19-month bid in the slammer. Armand Rousso, a co-founder of Accoona was accused, then convicted by a jury of his peers, of various federal crimes, which include fraud and money-laundering. Who he was washing cash for - bank robbers, narcotics traffickers, Islamic terrorists - remains unclear.

Hard-working Americans have tolerated this couple's deviant behavior for long enough. After B. Hussein Obama has relegated Mrs. Clinton to history's sewage treatment plant (and been subsequently destroyed in the general election by American Hero and Future-President John McCain), the American people can stop focusing on ridding themselves of the Enemy Within, and turn all of their attention to killing the Terrorists and continuing their sometimes-violent, sometimes-non-violent campaign to make the world safe for Democracy.

SIDE NOTE: Conservative Icon Margaret Thatcher has been released from the hospital after recovering from a brief illness this past week. Ms. Thatcher has spit in Death's face many a time over the years, surviving the Luftewafte laying waste to her country, assassination attempts by Irish terrorists, and numerous strokes. She has proven over and over again that she's so tough, she's practically an American. The Freedom Brothers send her our best wishes.

Mission Failed

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

• Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.


• Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.


• Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Bill Clinton's Wife Admits She Wants The U.S. Military Defeated

As Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife changed her husband's sheets and prepared his eggs on Wednesday, she managed to vomit up another anti-American, anti-freedom statement to appease the blame-America first crowd. But unlike the Clintons' Chappaqua kitchen and the various excrement-stained pieces of furniture in the Clintons' house, she wasn't able to clean this one up with Lysol Wipes.

"We've got two wars," she said to a crowd of al Qaeda enthusiasts and members of the cut-and-run fan club, who pray to their secular God for more terrorist attacks on home soil. "We've got to end one. We've got to win the other."

When asked why she does not plan on winning both, she repeated the same anti-American statements the democrats have picked up as of late. "There's simply no military solution in Iraq."

The Freedom Brothers' mouths are watering at the scope of the landslide coming

in November. We're talking Bush 2004 proportions. No, not the "51 percent" the main stream media reported. We're talking about the real Americans, who go unreported by the Associated Press, a press, by definition, "associated" with the democrat party.

Bill Clinton's wife can't even control Bill Clinton's wife's husband. How can she be expected to control the terrorists, let alone win the one war she still pretends to want to win?

Bill Clinton's wife has now gone on record, saying she wants to lose in Iraq to teach George W. Bush, Our President, a lesson. She continues to humiliate herself, while her party humiliates itself, with the nomination of a well-known terrorist who hates America all but inevitable at this point. We have a word for liberals like Bill Clinton's Wife, B. Hussein Obama, Ron Paul, and Our Worst President Jimmy Carter.

Cowards.

No Man Left Behind: McCain Won't Abandon Iraq Like the Anti-War Movement Abandoned Him

It's likely that virtually every (surviving) member of the shattered Iraqi insurgency is too ignorant to have been following the Republican and democrat primaries in recent weeks. If they weren't, they surely would have been emboldened by losers barack hussein and Bill Clinton's Wife, who actually had the nerve to mock War Hero and Future President John McCain for promising that we'd stay in Iraq until all of the terrorists were dead.

This courageous statement was made last month at a family-style town hall event, and echoed again last night in an interview with weak-hearted liberal Larry King. At the original meeting, a patriotic Republican in attendence asked McCain if he had the bravery to follow through with Our President George W. Bush's earlier promise to stay in Iraq for the next 50 years. McCain did him one better.

"Hell, maybe 100. As long as Americans are not being injured or harmed or wounded or killed, it's fine with me and I hope it would be fine with you if we maintain a presence in a very volatile part of the world where al Qaeda is training, recruiting, equipping and motivating people every single day." Considering that in the wake of the Surge, Baghdad is safer than many American inner-city immigrant neighorhoods, this scenario will be the likely case.

McCain's courageous display came on the heels of his endorsement by Mitt Romeny, a True Conservative who sucked it up like a man, and bowed out of the race in order to preserve the integrity and unity of the Republican Party. You'd never see a liberal acting with tact like that: Bill Clinton's Wife will rabidly push herself until she explodes like a terrorist, taking the democrat party down with her.

If a democrat Has to Win the democrat Primary, It Might As Well Not Be Mrs. Clinton

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the Freedom Brothers are not fans of hussein obama - let alone any so-called American simple enough to vote for a Madrassa-schooled leftist because he smoked reefer and has a deep voice. That said - many a man has fantasized about being the one to force Bill Clinton's Wife back into the kitchen. He may finally be the the one to do it.

More power to him.

Just months ago, Billary commanded a corrupt political empire of vast, vast proportions. Fortunately, the crumbling of this machine was on stark display Tuesday, as obama man-handled Mrs. Clinton in the Potomac Primary, pushing her ever closer to defeat. Conservatives around the country rejoiced at the prospect that her half-century old dream of political domination would be shattered, leaving her sham of a career in ruins. If she fails to win all of the remaining large states left in the democrat primaries, it is a near certainty that come November, she'll be (unsuccessfully) applying to answer phones, get coffee and pickup dry cleaning for Freedom Eagle and the Grizz.

It's hard to say where it all went wrong, though strangely enough, it wasn't at the very beginning. For a while, Mrs. Clinton's ascension to the top of the democrat party seemed to be inevitable. It gave most rational hard-working Americans quite a scare too, but frankly, I'm glad it happened; the higher the rise, the farther the fall.

The Freedom Brothers will be glued to our televisions for the next several weeks. While the fly on the wall of Billary's dressing room will have the best seat in the house the night of her concession, there's no chance her eyes will be able to hide her shame as the curtain closes upon everything on which she once believed.