Paultards Retreat To Mom's Basement

Victories are few and far between for the pro-America wing of this country.

But we’ll take what we can get. The Freedom Brothers now know we can’t stop liberals and their allies in the shadows of government from stealing elections (6 Senate seats and counting), but the Republican party is stronger today than it has been in months. The reason: Squirrelly-faced Ron Paul and his diaper-sporting America-last haters have been successfully marginalized.

Eliminated.

Ron Paul is just some frail old conspiracist who (let’s refresh) believes the following:

• Your President – President Bush – personally controlled all four aircraft on 9/11, crashing two into New York City buildings, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in Pennsylvania, murdering 3,000 of his own citizens using a remote control joystick.

• FDR was in cahoots with international Jewish bankers before World War II and diabolically planned out the World War with Hitler at his side.

• There are beings living amongst us known as “Reptilian Humanoids” who are – literally – half man, half reptile. These creatures have penetrated our government in the form of elite Republicans and are originally from outer space.

• Ayn Rand was half-woman, half God.

• Non-Rand religion – such as Christianity and Judaism – is a farce.

• John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, Lyndon Johnson, and Richard Nixon.

• Drugs, prostitution, illegal Mexicans, and terrorism should be legalized.

• Al Qaeda does not exist.

There was a time when Ron Paul’s followers – Paultards – used to spam Honorable Republican websites like Little Green Footballs, RedState, and The Freedom Brothers, pushing their hatist stances because they somehow thought their little troll could steal enough votes to get past the Washington primary. But they were wrong. And now they’ve gone back to doing what they know best: Bong hits in Mom’s basement.

“I’ll re-heat my dinner later, Ma, I only need three more shields of Ravenloft to beat Vecna!”

“When are you going to get a job, son? You're 40.”

There was a time when the only dragons (goblins) were the filth who paraded city streets with signs that traitorously read, “Re-investigate 9/11,” and the only dungeons were the molded keyless cells these freaks belonged in.

These knuckleheads have done everything from smashing windows to flipping and then burning police cars all in the name of Ron Paul and his trusted side-kick radio host Alex Jones, whose online documentaries have been viewed by our enemies time and again.

Ho Chi Minh and the NVA knew college dropouts and other losers would march during the 60s and 70s in the name of losing the Liberation of South Vietnam. But Al Qaeda has something Uncle Ho never did: Americans who actually don’t think they exist. It’s much easier to murder American soldiers in cold blood when groups of American homefronters think their own government is the enemy; the real terrorists. Not even Noam Chomsky is that radical, and he falsely believes Ronald Reagan wasn’t Our Country’s Greatest President.

The Freedom Brothers believe that fascists like Ron Paul’s idiocracy and B. Hussein’s Disney Worlders should just come out and say they agree with the terrorists. It would make this whole “Patriot Act” and “Guantanamo Bay” thing a heckuva lot easier.

B. Hussein Steals Election, America Yawns

You know America is being flushed down the toilet by its Washington bureaucrats when terrorists start making sense.

The Drudge Report, an unbiased, non-partisan, truth web site, reported today that Al Qaida Number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted our fraudulent “president,” B. Hussein Obama. (Or, should we say B. Hussein Obama X?)

No problems here, Ayman.

Before the semi-literate liberals trolling this site try to slander Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, remember this: When Ayman al-Zawahri demeans B. Hussein Obama by saying he’s doing the bidding of whites, The Freedom Brothers agree. B. Hussein is already in talks with Bill Ayers, a cop killer and America demoralizer, to take over our domestic policy. We are well aware that the Brilliant Bush-invented Department of Homeland Security, when run by Hussein’s socialists, will begin bombing our own buildings. Ron Paul and his drugged-up loser 9/11 Truth followers will finally be correct. This will be due to William Ayers, cop-killer socialist. Mr. Ayers is white. B. Hussein is doing the bidding of whites.

Zawahri went onto call B. Hussein, Colin Powell (PBR), and Condoleezza Rice “abeed al-beit", a word for “House negroes.”

Again, no complaints.

Condi Rice drenched her career in kerosene and lit the match the moment she applauded B. Hussein’s slim margin of victory, traitorously saying she was "especially proud" of the fraud. B. Hussein also frauded our country when he refused to give up his birth certificate -- since he was born in Kenya, not the United States, and is therefore ineligible to be president. If B. Hussein is allowed to be president, then we should also allow The Mighty George Bush to run for a third term. We know libs would never agree to this since W. would shove the Chicago welfare prince into the dishwasher and not let him out ‘til he begs forgiveness.

As for PBR, the Freedom Brothers’ well-researched web log has already documented how racist this former honorable general is. Rush Limbaugh proved it when he said, “Powell Endorsement of Obama Has Everything to do with Race, Elitism…Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race."

Unfortunately, conservatives don’t have enough heroes like Limbaugh.

Both Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are bigots and the very idea that they are not insulted by his presidency, let alone his former-candidacy, has set the African-American movement back to the sixties, when they followed Malcolm X and burned entire blocks of cities.

Al Zawahri also stated that B. Hussein’s election is an American admission of failure. The Freedom Brothers would agree with this had B. Hussein not stolen his “victory” out of the clutches of Once-Future-President McCain. Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of winning the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq. We refuse to let our boys die for nothing, which they will have done should B. Hussein pull the troops out, though he doesn’t have the authority to do so. He’d never pass security clearance due to his bigoted, terrorist friends and the fact that he reportedly hasn’t quit using drugs and engages in homosexual acts.

We still need Future-President McCain. There is still time. B. Hussein has yet to be inaugurated. We need Future-President McCain to barge into the White House – with or without a tank, with or without artillery – and take back what is his. B. Hussein stole the election. This is plain and simple. Even Al Qaida understands that. We would have taken a hag like Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living wife over this racist article of pompousuity, who many sources believe has come from hell to end the world. At least Clinton's wife would have tried – unsuccessfully – to defeat Al Qaida with the help of hatist generals like Wesley Clark and his phony soldiers (actors) at VoteVets.org.

There’s still time to take this thing back. Give America back to the Americans. Tell B. Hussein and his minions of underage Disney Worlders to flee to cowardly France, since it’s not just where they’ve been threatening to move for the past eight Freedomous years, it’s where they belong.

Freedom. God. Family.

On Friday, after the yearly initial sense of euphoria, Freedom Eagle will settle down and grasp what July 4th truly means to him.

My son, the pride of my life, hangs our American flag outside each and every morning. Though only 10 years old, he already aspires to join the Marines when he is legally able and would never subject himself to the sludged liberal halls of an American university full of new dealers. Calvin came up to me this afternoon, and he asked: “Why do some people not celebrate the Fourth, Dad?”

“Because, son,” I said, “they’re brats, traitors, and treasonous. They hate America and all She stands for.”

“Shame on them,” he said.

Shame.

This is what liberals stand for: Change from the good, false hope, and shame. They are ashamed of their Country. The country that has provided them with the freedom to hate it so. The Freedom to love whom they will (could they feel love) and the freedom to vote for Future President McCain (who, on January 20th, 2009, will follow in the footsteps of the Mighty George W. Bush.)

The Freedom to get their news from MTV and Comedy Central, which they take for credible.

This July 4th, with our brave troops overseas, with our warrior president sitting in the White House, praying for their safe return, Freedom Eagle, unfortunately, will feel at least some sense of shame. I am ashamed to share the same ground with the liberal movement who hate America and believe George Bush blew up the twin towers with a remote control joystick and actually planted bombs on the 70th floor the night before. I am ashamed of the cowardly Paultards and their brethren. The ones who call themselves conservatives when they are really just vegetable-sucking psychopaths fantasizing about cupping Ron Paul’s testes.

I will eat my medium-grilled burgers this July 4. I will throw a ball with my son. I will listen to American hero Tim McGraw shred some good old country music and Tom Petty’s American hit “American Girl.” I will close my eyes and dream of the skin melting off cowardly Viet Cong “soldiers” as John McCain napalms their terrorist-inflated villages and I’ll imagine the liberal socialist Adolf Hitler sucking down a bullet while listening to his army getting bulldozed 50 feet above his own demise.

I will think of Saddam Hussein, a Hitlerian figure, heroically hung by Free Iraqis in the name of honor and justice and Freedom.

Freedom and Honor.

B. Hussein, a future nominated loser, will awake to a terrible reality on November 5th. And while he cries, wiping his tears with the Koran he took his oath of office on, he will look up at the American flag and scream at Old Glory: “I hate you.”

Paultards To Celebrate Filth, Hate

On September 2, 2008, most patriotic Americans will be celebrating the anniversary of the end of World War II combat in the Pacific Theater. For it was on this day in 1945 that the final official surrender of Japan was accepted aboard the battleship USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay.

Others, or maybe those patriots will overlap in this celebration, will commemorate Union troops seizing Atlanta, Georgia in 1864, during the American Civil War, the only war in history in which both sides were equally honorable.

Freedom Eagle is afraid to inform you that a few marginalized, radical members of our society will be celebrating neither event. Instead, they will be drugging alongside 11,000 Paultards at Ron Paul’s “mini-convention” in Minnesota.

Try not to vomit.

A Paul campaign aide told The Pittsburgh Tribune Review that the Texas “congressman,” 9/11 Truther, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist hopes to pack some of his anti-American supporters into the Williams Arena at the University of Minnesota, coinciding with the second day of the Republican Convention, in which honorable, brave Americans will celebrate the Future-Presidency of Future-President McCain.

The Paul “Campaign” said they hope to “send a message to the Republican Party.”

No message can be sent from a few insane drug addicts who seek to send America back to its 18th Century depression and surrender in Iraq. We believe Ron Paul and his supporters are almost as bad as democrats. They are not worse because Paultards are honest about wanting to lose in Iraq. democrats make up fake names for surrender, like “phased withdrawal” and “three-state solution.” The only solution to the Iraq War is destruction of the enemy.

Ron Paul believes your president planned 9/11 and carried it out using a remote control joystick. He has said he believes such on several occasions. He has been the little spoon to American simpletons like Alex Jones, the head of the 9/11 Truth movement, and embraced him as a son. Both believe 9/11 was “executed” by President Bush in order to bog America down in a never-ending war so American corporations can make more money, an idea so ridiculous, it boggles Freedom Eagle’s mind that Lyndon LaRouche hasn’t yet been seen burrowing out of his underground tunnel (like a Viet Cong scumbag), and ending his long journey in Paul’s overgrown back yard to embrace Paul with a big wet homosexual kiss.

Ron Paul believes an “Illuminati” theory of American and other world leaders, in which the idea of men mating with lizards, creating “Reptilian Humanoid” spawn is considered reasonable. He has held anti-American/British forums with David Icke.

Again, the only thing Freedom Eagle respects more about Ron Paul more than the democrats is that at least he believes his own filth. He’s a psycho path. He hates your American troops and believes they are not heroes.

democrats are simply pandering cowards.

Ferraro Becomes Second Clinton Operative in Two Days to Lose Everything

Ferraro, left, is considering getting back into acting

Q: What do Chernobyl and Geraldine Ferraro's career have in common?

A: Both spent their existence in the servitude of communism, and ended in a fiery explosion prompted by human error.

The New York Times reported today that Walter Mondale's favorite vice-presidential candidate has been kicked to the sewage-soaked curb by Bill Clinton's Wife and Mr. Clinton's campaign for her presidency. This act of retaliation came in response to Ferraro's assertion that democrat-affiliated bottom feeders were turning out in droves to support Barack Hussein because he was black - not because he was running against the tag team of a morally-bankrupt smear artist and her raping, thieving husband. Ferraro was reportedly crushed by the betrayal.

Unfamiliar with the experience of opening The Times to anything besides Anti-Government, Anti-Military propaganda, The Grizz barely managed to restrain himself from dancing with joy at the latest misfortune to strike Bill Clinton's Wife and Family. Ferraro was a centerpiece of their campaign, and perhaps the only precedent to suggest that Americans would tolerate a housewife anywhere in the White House outside of the Lincoln bedroom.

Taking a trick out of the Al-Qaeda Field Manual, Ferraro played the martyr. She claimed that she was firing herself because, "The Obama campaign is attacking me to hurt [Bill Clinton's Wife]. I won’t let that happen.” It's unclear when she plans to release a photograph of herself standing in front of a green curtain with an AK-47.

Everyone knows The Freedom Brothers are not flip-floppers, but one piece of evidence on this website may suggest the opposite: The Grizz has openly struggled with the decision to enjoy or revile the seemingly never-ending quest for a democrat Presidential nominee. Let him finally clarify, once and for all, where he stands.

Despite having to relive the worst eight years of our lives (January 20, 1993 – January 20, 2001) every moment Bill Clinton's Wife's ugly face bangs up against the inside of our televisions, watching loyalist after loyalist stand at their own personal Golgotha on an almost daily basis is an experience that the Freedom Brothers may never again be able to celebrate.

Bill Clinton's Wife Frantically Tries to Extricate Sex Criminal Elliot Spitzer from Her Legacy

Elephant in the corner? How about Mount Kilimanjaro in the Port-A-San.

No thanks to the liberal-slanted media, every half-wit on God's Green Earth knows that already-disgraced, imminently-indicted sex criminal Elliot Spitzer spent most of his career cuddled up in bed, whispering sweet nothings into Bill Clinton's Wife's ear. Now, she's is in the basement of her Chappaqua mansion with her apron on, frantically trying to scrub out the stains from her satin sheets. Luckily for her, CNN, MSNBC and Air America are too busy trying to discredit The Troops with their latest manufactured scandal to focus on her blood-brother's felonious, hypocritical indiscretions.

The Future Ex-Governor's doomsday couldn't have come at a better time for America. Recently, his leftist agenda has been advancing more rapidly than ever before - especially when it came to assisting illegal immigrants as they swarm locust-like across Our Nation's sovereign borders. He and the Clinton Crime Mob have worked closely together to provide government-issued identification to these criminals, and were it not for the total disintegration of his career and family life, he'd probably have the New York State DMV offering free flight-training and handing out box-cutters by the close of 2008.

In May, Spitzer became one of the dnc's first political agents to swear his allegiance to Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton's Wife, and their collaborative campaign to take over America. He enthusiastically supported her, praising her for "her charisma, courage and guts." Ironically, the support was not mutual. Mrs. Clinton scorned him during the 2006 gubernatorial primary, most likely because of his (now discredited) crusade against the same political corruption that's made her wildly rich and fantastically powerful.

Now, Spitzer doesn't have to worry about his pesky responsibilities anymore. He can drive around all night long, picking up all the gutter-dwelling streetwalkers he can find. That inconvenient family won't get in the way anymore either. Whatever integrity his wife has left after he dishonored her can only be saved if she leaves him - and soon.

The Grizz is known to hate many things, places and people, but New York's deeply corrupt democrat establishment is at the top of his list. He and Freedom Eagle will surely cherish this charade as it unfolds in weeks to come.

Hayden: Guantanamo Bay Is Not a Day Spa for Mujahadeen

"So what you're telling me is that I can't call Time Out? No fair!"

Most liberals would rather watch paramedics stack corpses from the latest Washington, D.C. suicide bombing than hear that a caveman trying to kill The Troops in Iraq got anything worse than a hot stone massage and steak dinner. Fortunately, this sentiment is not shared by CIA Director, General and All-American Hero Michael Hayden, who confirmed yesterday that the CIA would continue to make Terrorists endure such hardships as sleeping with the lights on, getting lap-dances from female Marines, and sitting Indian-style for a really long time.

The CIA has come under pressure from such left-wing fringists as Code Pink, George Clooney, and Hamas for the "harsh" tactics it uses to avenge 9/11 and obtain actionable intelligence from Al-Qaeda operatives. Of specific concern to these parties is the purported use of waterboarding, which involves making a Terrorist lie down and drink water at the same time. Maybe they should spend less time mommying Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, and more time mommying their own kids, who, instead of joining Our Military and fighting for their country, are probably trying to drown themselves with beer in some filthy cesspool in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

General Hayden responded to one particular criticism frequently cited by liberals; American intelligence agencies do not follow the specific restrictions set forth by the U.S. Army Interrogation Field Manual. Hayden kept his point simple, so even burnt-out, emotionally-shattered freaks like Cindy Sheehan could get the message: "The Army field manual does not exhaust the universe of lawful interrogation techniques." In a rush to get back to his work Defending the Freedom of every hard-working American, he didn't waste time clarifying the U.S. Army's policy of turning insurgents into scrapple with .50 caliber machine guns.

The Freedom Brothers laud General Hayden and Our President George W. Bush for their willingness to get their hands a little dirty when it comes to fighting the War for Freedom. We urge all Americans to trust their leaders, who know best when it comes to protecting, interpreting and enforcing their Rights as citizens of the world's freest country.

Betrayal: New York's democrat Governor Had Sex with Prostitutes

"I will be faithful to you always."

John Jay is rolling over in his grave.

The New York Times is reporting that Governor Eliot Spitzer (d-NY) is an adulterer who had sex with one or more prostitutes while his wife and three children slept at home. You might remember Spitzer better as the former Attorney General of the left-wing bastion in which he resides. Some of his most-lauded achievements during that phase of his sham of a career include the prosecution of criminals breaking the very same laws he is now proven to have violated.

Apparently, Spitzer was caught red-handed by the Federal Authorities, who recorded him on wiretap as he arranged a sex session with a whore during a business trip to Washington D.C. Whether prior transgressions occurred in the Executive Mansion or elsewhere on state property remains unclear. Unfortunately, CNN has been able to confirm that the wench bedded by Spitzer cost upwards of $5,500 of tax-payer's hard-earned money an hour.

This is a slap in the face to his wife Silda, his daughters Elyssa, Sarabeth, and little Jenna, and hard-working Americans everywhere, regardless of where amongst the United States' purple mountain majesty they dwell.

Currently, details are scarce, but you can rest assured that the Freedom Brothers will keep you well-informed as this sordid, but unfortunately very predictable story develops.

UPDATE: Spitzer just made a brief, incredibly unconvincing apology to his scorned family and state. A haggard, broken looking Silda Spitzer stood by his side, forced by her husband to trade in her honor so he could save face.

Ron Paul Acknowledges that He's Failed His Followers, Himself

Ron Paul effectively quit his run for the Presidency this morning, acknowledging that he's a failure, but also that he still believes Americans need to lose the Iraq War, and that Our President George W. Bush ordered The Troops to murder thousands of the innocent civilians he rules over on 9/11. During an interview with the liberal cable news outlet CNN, the Good Doctor insisted that despite the fact that he failed himself in his Presidential campaign, his "campaign [to destabilize the United States] is never over.”

Finally, Paul's conspiracy-fueled, anti-American, anti-Semitic past has caught up with him. The Grizz told you right from the start: building a successful Presidential campaign upon a 9/11 Truth foundation would be like building The Freedom Tower on a sand dune. It's a proven fact that hard-working Americans don't support a man who believes in dismantling the government, the universal legalization of narcotics, the building of an abortion clinic on every corner, and outright surrender to Our Enemies.

It seems like the only thing Crazy Ron doesn't believe in is himself.

You can rest assured that Ron Paul's personal misfortune will multiply in the coming weeks and months. Stay with the Freedom Brothers as we comprehensively detail the ultimate disgrace; the end of his reign over his home district in November's general election.

America's Newspaper: Clinton Crime Mob Wheeling and Dealing with Felons, Communists

"I gotta play it cool. My wife has an election to steal."

The Washington Times on Friday proved that Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton earned $700,000 last year off stock given to them by an ex-con with close ties to the Communist regime occupying the Chinese mainland. More nefariously, their shares were somehow sold to an unidentified buyer who felt that investing more than half a million dollars in an already failed web start up was a good idea. The Clintons' angrily shot down media requests for them to identify the mystery man before turning back to manage their tag-team assault on the White House and American people in November.

Bill Clinton had been given the stock directly by Accoona Corp. as a speaker's fee for his remarks at a left-wing rally they sponsored in 2004. The Freedom Brothers are actively seeking a transcript of the event, which is believed to have come at the behest of one of Accoona's other primary stockholders - The China Daily Information Co., part of the monolithic state-controlled media apparatus wielded by the Maoist Regime in China (aka Occupied Taiwan). Given Mrs. Clinton's long-plotted offensive to take over America, its unlikely that her husband's speech took place in front of a hammer-and-sickle emblazoned red banner, but still, the implications of such associations cannot be understated.

Even the limp-wrists across the pond knew to steer clear of Accoona. The Washington Times' muckraker, Jim McElhatton, reported Derek Hyatt, an English politician, ordered his people to "shun" the company because it was a tool used by the junta to suppress the Freedom-loving Chinese people. Hyatt, who heads a committee overseeing Internet-related issues in the House of Commons - whatever that is - told McElhatton that Accoona Corp. is suspected of having informed on its users, who were later subjected to human rights violations by military and police forces commanded by the regime.

Bill Clinton, who's previous exploits include a string of rape scandals and a smattering of white-collar crimes, is in double-trouble when it comes to his latest adventure. Not only is he now proven to be in bed with America's Enemies, but a convicted felon who was just released after a 19-month bid in the slammer. Armand Rousso, a co-founder of Accoona was accused, then convicted by a jury of his peers, of various federal crimes, which include fraud and money-laundering. Who he was washing cash for - bank robbers, narcotics traffickers, Islamic terrorists - remains unclear.

Hard-working Americans have tolerated this couple's deviant behavior for long enough. After B. Hussein Obama has relegated Mrs. Clinton to history's sewage treatment plant (and been subsequently destroyed in the general election by American Hero and Future-President John McCain), the American people can stop focusing on ridding themselves of the Enemy Within, and turn all of their attention to killing the Terrorists and continuing their sometimes-violent, sometimes-non-violent campaign to make the world safe for Democracy.

SIDE NOTE: Conservative Icon Margaret Thatcher has been released from the hospital after recovering from a brief illness this past week. Ms. Thatcher has spit in Death's face many a time over the years, surviving the Luftewafte laying waste to her country, assassination attempts by Irish terrorists, and numerous strokes. She has proven over and over again that she's so tough, she's practically an American. The Freedom Brothers send her our best wishes.

Mission Failed

It looks like the nimrods over at the dnc got a little ahead of themselves. Before they throw a screaming child at War Hero and Future-President John McCain's feet in the general election, they have to manage to elect one first. Unfortunately, none of them brought their mommies along to teach them how.

The Grizz has said it time and time again: an idiot's right to vote for one of his own kind is one of his foremost Freedoms as an American. The democrat national convention, apparently, hasn't been listening to him. Based on a completely meaningless technicality, it disenfranchised the totality of its bottom-feeders in Florida and Michigan. Now, Bill Clinton's Wife is demanding that they be counted after the fact, even if it means forcing these states to spend untold millions on a completely new election.

Despicable.

Shockingly, this isn't even the stupidest thing going on in America's sham left-wing at the moment. Let the Freedom Brothers give you some examples.

• Hussein Obama is playing pretend. He's demanding to see the Clinton's crooked tax returns, and simultaneously acting like he doesn't know about the publicly documented violent and non-violent felonies they have committed with total impunity over the years. Come on folks. He's not that stupid.


• Bill Clinton's Wife actually compared barack hussein obama to Kenneth Starr, the Government Official that dedicated years of his life, and shed blood, sweat and tears to get her corrupt womanizer of a husband back on his leash.


• Samantha Power, the only member of the Hussein Campaign to make an even remotely rational observation since its inception over a year ago, was discarded like a Frenchman's honor because of her remarks. Earlier this week, she called Mrs. Clinton "a monster" (true). She also famously announced that it would be completely impossible for her benefactor to fulfill his promise to defeat The Troops and bring them back to our homeland in shame within sixteen months. Apparently, it was news to democrats that the American people would never tolerate this atrocity.

Just a few days ago, The Grizz was revelling in the plane-crash-onto-a-train-crash that was the democrat's quest for a nominee, but now he's getting sick of it. Can someone hire Halliburton to get some consultants together and teach these losers how to pick a winner?

Black Tuesday

Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul. Bill Clinton’s Wife.

These three names should be deteriorating in the landfill of history right now. Instead, the scoundrels to which they belong soldier on, energized from a deep sip of fresh blood from the neck of Our Nation.

Who wins?

Al-Qaeda, certainly. The 9/11 Truth movement, definitely. Your local abortionist, without a doubt. "Palestinians” (aka Insurgents in Occupied Israel), of course. Even incesto-pedophile Bernie Ward is doing a jig in his jail cell, waiting for his soon coming pardon.

The losers? Hardworking Americans. Christians. Israeli civilians. Iraqi civilians. Healthy, living infants in utero. Our 9/11 Dead. Our Men and Women in Uniform, both Fighting and Fallen. Lord knows, The Freedom Brothers.

As The Grizz writes, Wolf Blitzer is probably laying buck naked on a bed somewhere, covered in hundred dollar bills. The CNN camera man must have been on strict orders to keep his pudgy upper body on camera last night, so as to prevent any viewer from spotting his arousal at the prospect of milking even more cash out of the race for the democrats' sham of a nomination. Even geriatric Lou Dobbs was hoping to celebrate. Alas, he was too old.

Maybe we should be happy. Kucinich now faces his Doom, which comes in the form of Ohio’s own Jim Trakas. Trakas has been serving the citizens of Ohio’s 10th District since he was selling Hot Dogs at Cleveland Stadium in the 1970's, and though he has no experience killing America's Enemies, he's practically Pat Tillman when you compare him to the shriveled-up loser masquerading as his opponent.

Then there’s the Good Doctor, who’s built a constituency from the grassroots up. Its heart lies in the minusculey-intellected; the 9/11 Truthies, campus NORML activists, and Lyndon LaRouche cast-offs. It’s a sad day when the Freedom Brothers find themselves having to support a Democrat, but in this case, it trumps the alternative, which is the moral equivalent to break-dancing over graves at Arlington National Cemetery.

That leaves Bill Clinton’s Wife, who will almost definitely still lose the primary. If she doesn’t, we get to see All-American Hero John McCain brutalize her the way he did the Viet Cong prior to his capture and imprisonment in their tropical dungeon.

For now, Americans need to stay strong. Our children need us. The Troops need us.

The World needs us.

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Dennis Kucinich Teeters on the Brink of Disaster

The Washington Post reports that Dennis Kucinich, the bug-eyed multi-election losing freak, is dangling at the edge of a precipice. His attention has turned away from his recent high-visibility failure to earn the democrat presidential nomination. Now, he’s focused on saving his career. A fresh faced, thirty-something hotshot city councilman is challenging him for his seat in the House of Representatives in Ohio’s upcoming primary. Things are not looking good.

Kucinich, most famous for his corpse-like appearance and extra bizarre marriage to a woman a fraction of his age, hasn’t faced a serious threat of being ousted since his election in 1996. He has grown increasingly unpopular in his Cleveland-based district, largely due to the fact that he’s treated it as nothing more than his personal launch pad to super-stardom. For years, he’s relied on his sham working-class credentials to lie his way through every election. Sadly, it duped a large part of his simple Midwestern constituency.

It’s a proven fact that he misses more than one in ten votes in congress. Worse still, he seems to be moving closer to the Socialist fringe of the democrat party, operating on a two-point agenda: desecration of The Fallen and delivery of a gift-wrapped Free Iraq to Satan in Hell. Even Cimperman, a rumored homosexual, got it right, when he pointed out that Kucinich hated his roots and spent time “eating sushi with Sean Penn,” – another radical left-winger.

Just what kind of man he is can be seen by the type of people that comprise his fan club. He’s received considerably financial support from a marijuana legalization PAC, several grade-D Hollywood castoffs, and most curiously, the pornographer Larry Flynt, who’s primary interest is probably getting Kucinich’s harlot wife to drop her knickers on camera.

Luckily, personal ruin has got Dennis Kucinich’s scent and is coming at full gallop. He’ll have plenty of time to enjoy the comforts of his wife’s tongue ring when the American People throw him on the streets this Tuesday.

24,900 Tons of Floating Revenge

9/11/01 - You Will Be Avenged

The USS New York, an amphibious assault ship christened today in Avondale, Louisiana, looks much like any other waterborne killing machine prowling across the ocean, defending Our Freedoms. Looks, however, can be deceiving.

Long before today’s festivities, on a crisp September’s day in 2001, the ship’s 7.5 ton steel heart was born by fire and baptized in the blood of innocent Americans. The USS New York’s bow stem - the precise spot where metal-meets-water – has been forged from the steel remnants of the same Twin Towers that sheltered almost three thousand hard-working Americans, sacrificed on Allah’s alter by mentally deformed Islamic radicals.

Nothing could possibly take away the pain felt by each and every American since that event.

Nothing except the extermination of untold thousands of like-minded terrorists the world over.

A wiser man than The Grizz once referred to such retribution as “poetic justice.” The very same steel gobbled by Satan will now rain hellfire down upon Our Enemies in Afghanistan, Iraq, and – God Willing – Iran. It will be under the watchful eye of thousands of Young Americans who are ready and willing to die to make sure our enemies – and the citizens of those nations that harbor them - suffer extreme hardship and misfortune for their crimes.

Frighteningly enough, the virtually indestructible juggernaut faces two foes that can render it completely impotent in an instant. Those foes are Madrassah-schooled nit-wit Barack Hussein Obama and Bill Clinton’s opportunistic whore of a Wife, who, this time next year, will hopefully be stitching a quilt while her brownies bake. Any American who votes for either of these low-lifes hates their country and doesn’t care whether their own family members live or die. Luckily, it is a virtual certainty that John McCain will be at the helm, where he is sure to continue the American Onslaught against our foes well into the next decade.

The christening today had a clear message, one that was not missed on Lee Eilpi, who lost his son on 9/11. He conveyed that message loud and clear, so even his pampered, cheese-eating European counterparts could hear him with their heads firmly planted in the sand.

The warship will be used for revenge “if you bother us.” He added, “We’re sending a message that we’re standing strong. This ship, as it cuts through the water, is going to send a ripple. That ripple will say, ‘We cherish our Freedom.’”

You've got that right, Mr. Eilpi.

Let Freedom Ring.

Bill Clinton's Wife Admits She Wants The U.S. Military Defeated

As Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife changed her husband's sheets and prepared his eggs on Wednesday, she managed to vomit up another anti-American, anti-freedom statement to appease the blame-America first crowd. But unlike the Clintons' Chappaqua kitchen and the various excrement-stained pieces of furniture in the Clintons' house, she wasn't able to clean this one up with Lysol Wipes.

"We've got two wars," she said to a crowd of al Qaeda enthusiasts and members of the cut-and-run fan club, who pray to their secular God for more terrorist attacks on home soil. "We've got to end one. We've got to win the other."

When asked why she does not plan on winning both, she repeated the same anti-American statements the democrats have picked up as of late. "There's simply no military solution in Iraq."

The Freedom Brothers' mouths are watering at the scope of the landslide coming

in November. We're talking Bush 2004 proportions. No, not the "51 percent" the main stream media reported. We're talking about the real Americans, who go unreported by the Associated Press, a press, by definition, "associated" with the democrat party.

Bill Clinton's wife can't even control Bill Clinton's wife's husband. How can she be expected to control the terrorists, let alone win the one war she still pretends to want to win?

Bill Clinton's wife has now gone on record, saying she wants to lose in Iraq to teach George W. Bush, Our President, a lesson. She continues to humiliate herself, while her party humiliates itself, with the nomination of a well-known terrorist who hates America all but inevitable at this point. We have a word for liberals like Bill Clinton's Wife, B. Hussein Obama, Ron Paul, and Our Worst President Jimmy Carter.

Cowards.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Millions of Americans Watch as the Hopes of Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife Evaporate on National Television

This time last year, if you'd have told The Grizz that a Madrassah-schooled, implicated drug-dealer like Barack Hussein would be able to do what the Republican Movement wasn't able to in decades, he would have spit in your face. Yet last night, there it was.

The Freedom Brothers laughed themselves to tears as Bill Clinton's Wife crawled across the floor, fumbling with the jagged pieces of her shattered dream. The scene was almost too perfect:

The liberal media (led by a drooling, wild-eyed Tim Russert) throwing body-blow after body-blow to their former darling;

The smirking doofus to her left who, barely out of diapers, turned her face into a foothold on his scamper to the pinnacle of the sham left-wing movement;

The jeering crowd that pandered to her for years, then cast her away like a second-born Chinese infant.

Considering War Hero and Future President John McCain’s dominant standing in the polls – and American history – we can safely assume that he is going to leave a blood-stained trail of devastation across the landscape of the 2008 general election, just like that of the Vietnamese countryside four decades before. With that victory a certainty, Freedom Eagle and The Grizz can fully enjoy the spectacle of the irrelevant democrat primary as it unfolds.

Unlike the long-finished Republican primary season, which ended with class-act Mitt Romney’s heart-felt endorsement of John McCain, the leftists' side-slitting carnival continues. After Mrs. Clinton’s atomic meltdown at the debate, probably the second and third funniest moments of the week respectively were Hussein Obama's endorsement by Islamic Jihadist Louis Farrakhan, and the hysteria-laced defection of selfish, wishy-washy liberal politicians from Bill Clinton's Wife to the loser that’s winning.

If you think you’ve seen the best, you’ve got another thing coming. The Grizz is going to sit back on his couch and crack open a Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. The fun has just begun.

What Is Ron Paul Trying To Hide?

At a recent town hall meeting, Ron Paul, though in shambles and undoubtedly thinking of ways to blame America for the assassination of Lincoln and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, was asked why he refuses to debate congressional challenger Chris Peden.

Paul's response: "I guess...I don't know what there is to debate...what is there to debate...he needs to give me an explanation as to why he's no longer a supporter." Paul, in a hysterical fit, then repeated a liberal talking point. "He needs to debate himself."

Really, "Doctor" Paul?

Maybe you and Chris could debate your consistent hatred of everything America holds dear. Your refusal to protect the unborn, your wacked-out 9/11 Truth followers, or the fact that you have consistently voted against providing our Troops with body armor. For starters.

How about your time guest-hosting Alex Jones' hate radio show, where he consistently calls Our President part of some global illuminati fan club? 

The Freedom Brothers feel strongly about Chris Peden's candidacy. Kicking Ron Paul out is the first step to securing our borders, and killing terrorists where they live. Ron Paul wants to make nice. He wants to pull Our Troops out of Iraq and wait for another terrorist attack on our home soil. Listen up Paul: Terrorists won't stop until you and your district are buried under a pile of rubble, blown to smitherines by the Iraqi WMDs that were sent to Syria. 

They have all the time in the world. They're still holding onto grudges from the 14th Century. You, however, have less than a year left in office. When the tough Texans kick you out, and you end up sleeping on Dylan Avery's couch, let him know that the only reason he hasn't been incarcerated is because no one with more than seven brain cells has taken the time to watch his slanderous, traitorous internet movie.

democrats Consult Expert on Construction of Illegal Immigration Superhighway

Don't Let Him Dominate You

Sham left-wing institution The New York Times reported Saturday that the patron saint of illegal immigration, Bill Richardson, is being courted aggressively by hussein obama and Bill Clinton’s Wife, the two losers still vying for a chance to be crushed by American Hero and Future-President John McCain in the general election. New Mexico’s overweight slob of a governor has been harassed by a nearly constant stream of Clintonistas and even the candidates themselves. According to the article, this has interrupted his ongoing commitment to vegetating on his couch, watching Star Trek: The Next Generation re-runs.

This “recuperation” period, which has come on the tax-payers dime, has continued for more than a month. Ironically, this makes it easier for most Americans to tolerate having his chubby hand fumbling around in their pockets. They rest easier in the knowledge that he is spending his days focused on Patrick Stewart’s shiny head, and not his ongoing battle to transport illegal immigrants, hard-drug traffickers and hell-bent terrorists from the filthy cesspools in which they originate to the orderly streets of American communities coast-to-coast. Unfortunately, these well-intentioned citizens are neglecting that his campaign to destabilize their country is ongoing, and may well be gearing up for an aggressive run at its second-ranking position of authority.

Luckily, Senator McCain – who survived a half decade being tortured in a concentration camp by Vietnamese savages – knows a little something about never giving up, especially when his country needs him. Recent attempts by the liberal-slanted media to slander him as a politically-corrupt womanizer – not to mention his children as oblivious half-wits and his wife as a subjugated whore – were immediately discredited and abandoned. Undeterred, he has vowed to hard-working Americans everywhere that he will continue to fight the democrats trying to hijack their nation with the same tenacity that he did his Southeast Asian adversaries before them.

Fight on Senator. The Freedom Brothers stand United with you.