Republicans Block Sham Environmental Bill

The Washington Times is reporting that a liberal-celebrated Senate environmental bill has been buried by thirty-six courageous Republican congressmen. If successful, the measure would have stolen jobs, suppressed the economy, and raised gasoline prices, hence further sullying the good name of Our President George W. Bush and fooling the ignorant into voting for B. Hussein Obama in November. Luckily for America and the rest of a dependent world, it didn’t.

Specifically, the bill called for caps in carbon dioxide emissions, which ostensibly cause “climate change”, a phenomenon that even environmentalist zealots acknowledge would only raise the global temperature by a couple of degrees – if it even existed in the first place. It doesn’t, as proven most recently by global Freedom Fighter Vaclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, and true friend to Former Prisoner of War, Current Hero and Future President of the United States of America John McCain.

democrat operatives playing politics - namely fat bastard Al Gore - have made out carbon dioxide emissions to be some sort of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi or Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri. What they don’t want Americans to know is that these same CO2 emissions are most commonly produced by the power plants that run the medical devices used to sustain life in the sickly; the refineries that provide fuel for the machinery hard-working Americans use to harvest their crops; even the factories that build the toys that make our children smile. Ostensibly, the hardships that such deprivation would lead to are worth it, as long as they can create an excuse to steal more hard-earned tax dollars from struggling Joe America.

As usual, the Freedom Brothers applaud the Republican party for seeing through the slime-screen, and condemn the democrats. After a landslide victory in November, the former will put an end to this nonsense once and for all.

Clinton Propositions the Rainbow Demographic

Reuters reports that openly homosexual rock star Elton John decried the masculinity of hard-working Americans last night at a Clinton fundraiser, telling the cheering crowd of middle-aged women and Stonewall-era queers that their country could "go to hell". It's unclear whether his outburst was a direct plagiarism of hateologist Jeremiah White, or just stock liberal jargon. In any event, Bill Clinton's Wife will still be slumped on the couch in front of Days of Our Lives, drinking Slimfast by this time next month.

It matters very little to The Grizz what kind of girl-talk Mrs. Clinton and Mrs. John are having at their slumber parties. If his brain hadn't deteriorated over decades of illegal drug abuse, Sir Elton would know that pinkie-wavers have no business interfering in Americans' politics, just as Americans don't interfere in the politics of others. It's unsurprising, however, that the Clinton Crime Mob will stoop to any level to win a few votes, even if they come from the widely despised homosexual movement.

The democrats are going to put the Freedom Brothers out of business. The American people don't need commentators to make the comparison between War Hero and Future-President John McCain, who had to be talked out of wearing his Vietnamese-ear necklace on his latest trip to the front lines, and democrats who are parading anti-American black separatists and gay foreigners around in an attempt to prove how liberal they are. The candidates speak for themselves.

U.N. More Concerned With U.S. Safety Than Liberals

In a world where Stalinist liberalism is slowly becoming the new black, our socialist leaders cannot be trusted to keep us safe. They can only be trusted with two responsibilities:

1) Bickering with our president, who is trying to protect our freedoms

2) Handing our government over to the terrorists

This became ever more present when it was realized that the United Nations, an irrelevant institution, is more concerned with the well being of Americans than the liberals in the N.I.E. are.

The U.N. nuclear monitoring agency argued Monday that Iran have not stopped their nuclear weapons program, as U.S. intelligence lied and said they did.

The Freedom Brothers are well aware that President Bush spoke truth to power when he said, months ago, that the N.I.E. report was false. little man in Occupied iran is surprised every morning to see the sun in the sky, let alone Tehran in one piece.

Simon Smith, the chief British delegate to the IAEA, said of Iran's weapons program,

"Some of the dates...went beyond 2003." This is directly oppositional to the United States' assessment.

It has become fairly obvious that liberalism is worming its way through our country, saturating our values with infanticide, our foreign policy with Islam0-Fascism, and our families with prostitution and designer drugs. It's time to fight back.

Iran's denial of the report, their idea that this report was nothing but a "forgery," will sit well with the gullible Sean Penns and Jane Fondas of the United States.

We know better. You know better.

It is decades too late. When Iran took our citizens hostage for 444 days from 1979-1981, it should have struck a chord with our leaders. Unfortunately, our Worst President Jimmy Carter was more interested in celebrating the Human Rights of his own citizens being beaten, waterborded, and electrocuted in Tehran. If only the peanut farmer was wise enough to put his own country before terrorists and evil, perhaps there never would have been a President little man.

However, the situation is what it is. democrats, from Kennedy to Johnson, Carter to Clinton have done their best to destroy America -- first for the Soviet Union, then for the terrorists.

It's time to fight back.

This is about more than Iran admitting it has nuclear weapons, which the whole world is already aware of. This is about taking out an enemy. FDR didn't look into whether or not Hitler was intent on turning the globe into a fascist element before he firebombed Dresden, and Truman wasn't worried about winning the hearts and minds of Nagasakians before he unleashed doom upon them.

Our president has proven himself brave. He has proven himself worthy of our approval. He has won the war, and successfully occupied the post-Saddam terrorist-ridden Iraq, from border to border, with almost no slights to speak of. He has won Afghanistan. Now it's the country in between those bastions of hope that needs to be taken care of.

It's time to send a message to Occupied iran. Eliminate the middle man, eliminate the little man, take out the terrorists, and while we're at it, imprison the Dixie Chicks for treason. Wilson would have done it. FDR would have done it. Reagan would have done it.

President Bush, do it.