Monday, March 17, 2008

Pope Betrays Troops, Humanity

In what may be the biggest blow to the Catholic Church since the liberalization during Vatican II, Pope Benedict XVI has proven himself no better than a defeatist democrat, calling for American surrender in Iraq.

At the end of a Palm Sunday Mass in St. Peter's Square, the pope said, "Enough with the slaughters. Enough with the violence. Enough with the hatred in Iraq."

Pope Benedict could not be reached for comment on whether he believes his views honor the fallen, who gave their lives so Iraq could achieve a Democracy. He did not give his supposed infallible views as to whether he's ready to watch the people of Iraq slaughter each other as soon as the U.S. leaves. He did not give a reason as to why he has become such an al Qaeda enthusiast all the sudden.

Freedom Eagle was horrified when he heard the pope say, "To recognize God, we must abandon the pride that dazzles us, that seeks to push us away from God...We must lean to see with a young heart, one which isn't blocked by prejudice and dazzled by interests."

The Freedom Brothers read Pope Benedict XVI loud and clear. And we encourage Americans to vote for B. Hussein in November if they want al Qaeda to infiltrate the White House the same way they've infiltrated the Vatican.

Showing little to no understanding of the situation, and the dire need to create a Democracy in the region so others can flourish and the terrorist attacks of 9/11 never happen again, Pope Benedict went on to say, "I make an appeal to the Iraqi people, who for the past five years have borne the consequences of a war that provoked the breakup of their civil and social life."

Freedom Eagle once believed in a level of unity with all Judeo-Christian religions. But it has become clear that the evangelical and degrees of methodist and baptist Christian churches, as well as a portion of fundamental Judaism is all freedom-loving, American sun loving, well-intentioned people have left. The Catholic Church has proven itself worthy of at least having terrorist ties.

Pope John Paul II proved himself a worthy partner to Our Greatest President, Ronald Reagan, and helped bring the Soviet Union to its knees. But he soon after betrayed all of humanity when he opposed the liberation of Iraq, a crime the Freedom Brothers can never forgive him for.


1 comment:

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