Clinton: "My Fantastic Dream Is Over, and I've Awakened to a Terrible Reality"

The Los Angeles Times today decided to go against its reputation as a liberal rag, and provide a detailed, in-depth analysis of each stage of emotional hardship Bill Clinton’s shamed Wife has had to endure as sinner B. Hussein Obama ground her career into the dirt like the butt of one of his unfiltered cigarettes. They were able to identify five defined stages in her decline.

• Denial (that her only impetus for trying to seize The Presidency was for fame and fortune)
  
• Anger (at hard-working Americans for seeing through her deceit, and scorning her at the polls)
  
• Bargaining (with Obama in an effort to join together to defeat America in the election)
  
• Depression (as she learned that her husband is having an adulterous sexual relationship with harlot Gina Gershon)
  
• Acceptance (that she managed to lose the campaign to the first Black Muslim presidential nominee, that her dream was dead, and that her family had been cast aside like a soiled blue dress by her husband)

While the Freedom Brothers were able to identify some other physical and mental hardships that Bill Clinton’s Wife was forced to endure throughout the campaign (self-loathing; advanced aging), they were pleased with the article none-the-less. The Grizz and Freedom Eagle’s fundamental concern throughout the democrat party’s entire nomination contest was the election of the candidate most certain to lose to Former Prisoner of War, and Future President of the United States of America John McCain. Still, it was preferential to see lasting damage done to Mrs. Clinton’s reputation amongst the greater American population, which might preclude her from engaging in another War on Democracy in the future.

As of now, the Clinton/Clinton campaign is keeping quiet. The happy couple has only briefly emerged from seclusion since the Mrs. made her final attempt to sabotage Hussein Obama’s jihad on the White House at her party’s expense - she on her way to plan her Concession speech, he to an extramarital sexual tryst with a washed-up “actress” best known for soft-core porn.

We have now seen the entire Clinton Family (Bill, the Wife, Chelsea) meet defeat; now they wait with baited breath to see them accept it.

Stay with your Freedom Brothers for more hard-hitting conservative analysis in the coming days.

Pelosi Spits On Troops, Again

Nancy Pelosi, the troops worst nightmare and a true freedom opponent, attempted to warn American Hero Gen. David Petraeus about putting a positive spin on positive events happening in Free Iraq.

“We have to know the real ground truths of what is happening there, not put a shine on events because of a resolution that looks less violent,” Pelosi vomited today, as our troops were protecting her right – which she embraces – to treat them like rotting garbage.

General Petraeus, National Review Man Of The Year, and recipient of the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Distinguished Service Medal, Defense Superior Service Medal, Legion of Merit, and Bronze Star will be testifying before anti-American traitors in congress next week, as well as congressional Republicans.

Pelosi, who publicly cuddles Code Pink in their socialist, terror-inspiring antics, has been crying about American victories as of late, including the squashing of the Mahdi Army. The speaker openly rooted for the terrorist organization as they attempted to put a dent into the American military, who have served graciously and with honor in Iraq since 2003.

Unfortunately for Pelosi and the cowards in the democrat party, our military ended the Mahdi army's criminal gang violence admirably in a mere six days, certainly not enough time to garner support for another shameful protest where liberals do drugs and have relations with strangers in an attempt to lose the war on terror.

Betrayal: New York's democrat Governor Had Sex with Prostitutes

"I will be faithful to you always."

John Jay is rolling over in his grave.

The New York Times is reporting that Governor Eliot Spitzer (d-NY) is an adulterer who had sex with one or more prostitutes while his wife and three children slept at home. You might remember Spitzer better as the former Attorney General of the left-wing bastion in which he resides. Some of his most-lauded achievements during that phase of his sham of a career include the prosecution of criminals breaking the very same laws he is now proven to have violated.

Apparently, Spitzer was caught red-handed by the Federal Authorities, who recorded him on wiretap as he arranged a sex session with a whore during a business trip to Washington D.C. Whether prior transgressions occurred in the Executive Mansion or elsewhere on state property remains unclear. Unfortunately, CNN has been able to confirm that the wench bedded by Spitzer cost upwards of $5,500 of tax-payer's hard-earned money an hour.

This is a slap in the face to his wife Silda, his daughters Elyssa, Sarabeth, and little Jenna, and hard-working Americans everywhere, regardless of where amongst the United States' purple mountain majesty they dwell.

Currently, details are scarce, but you can rest assured that the Freedom Brothers will keep you well-informed as this sordid, but unfortunately very predictable story develops.

UPDATE: Spitzer just made a brief, incredibly unconvincing apology to his scorned family and state. A haggard, broken looking Silda Spitzer stood by his side, forced by her husband to trade in her honor so he could save face.

America's Newspaper: Clinton Crime Mob Wheeling and Dealing with Felons, Communists

"I gotta play it cool. My wife has an election to steal."

The Washington Times on Friday proved that Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton earned $700,000 last year off stock given to them by an ex-con with close ties to the Communist regime occupying the Chinese mainland. More nefariously, their shares were somehow sold to an unidentified buyer who felt that investing more than half a million dollars in an already failed web start up was a good idea. The Clintons' angrily shot down media requests for them to identify the mystery man before turning back to manage their tag-team assault on the White House and American people in November.

Bill Clinton had been given the stock directly by Accoona Corp. as a speaker's fee for his remarks at a left-wing rally they sponsored in 2004. The Freedom Brothers are actively seeking a transcript of the event, which is believed to have come at the behest of one of Accoona's other primary stockholders - The China Daily Information Co., part of the monolithic state-controlled media apparatus wielded by the Maoist Regime in China (aka Occupied Taiwan). Given Mrs. Clinton's long-plotted offensive to take over America, its unlikely that her husband's speech took place in front of a hammer-and-sickle emblazoned red banner, but still, the implications of such associations cannot be understated.

Even the limp-wrists across the pond knew to steer clear of Accoona. The Washington Times' muckraker, Jim McElhatton, reported Derek Hyatt, an English politician, ordered his people to "shun" the company because it was a tool used by the junta to suppress the Freedom-loving Chinese people. Hyatt, who heads a committee overseeing Internet-related issues in the House of Commons - whatever that is - told McElhatton that Accoona Corp. is suspected of having informed on its users, who were later subjected to human rights violations by military and police forces commanded by the regime.

Bill Clinton, who's previous exploits include a string of rape scandals and a smattering of white-collar crimes, is in double-trouble when it comes to his latest adventure. Not only is he now proven to be in bed with America's Enemies, but a convicted felon who was just released after a 19-month bid in the slammer. Armand Rousso, a co-founder of Accoona was accused, then convicted by a jury of his peers, of various federal crimes, which include fraud and money-laundering. Who he was washing cash for - bank robbers, narcotics traffickers, Islamic terrorists - remains unclear.

Hard-working Americans have tolerated this couple's deviant behavior for long enough. After B. Hussein Obama has relegated Mrs. Clinton to history's sewage treatment plant (and been subsequently destroyed in the general election by American Hero and Future-President John McCain), the American people can stop focusing on ridding themselves of the Enemy Within, and turn all of their attention to killing the Terrorists and continuing their sometimes-violent, sometimes-non-violent campaign to make the world safe for Democracy.

SIDE NOTE: Conservative Icon Margaret Thatcher has been released from the hospital after recovering from a brief illness this past week. Ms. Thatcher has spit in Death's face many a time over the years, surviving the Luftewafte laying waste to her country, assassination attempts by Irish terrorists, and numerous strokes. She has proven over and over again that she's so tough, she's practically an American. The Freedom Brothers send her our best wishes.

Black Tuesday

Dennis Kucinich. Ron Paul. Bill Clinton’s Wife.

These three names should be deteriorating in the landfill of history right now. Instead, the scoundrels to which they belong soldier on, energized from a deep sip of fresh blood from the neck of Our Nation.

Who wins?

Al-Qaeda, certainly. The 9/11 Truth movement, definitely. Your local abortionist, without a doubt. "Palestinians” (aka Insurgents in Occupied Israel), of course. Even incesto-pedophile Bernie Ward is doing a jig in his jail cell, waiting for his soon coming pardon.

The losers? Hardworking Americans. Christians. Israeli civilians. Iraqi civilians. Healthy, living infants in utero. Our 9/11 Dead. Our Men and Women in Uniform, both Fighting and Fallen. Lord knows, The Freedom Brothers.

As The Grizz writes, Wolf Blitzer is probably laying buck naked on a bed somewhere, covered in hundred dollar bills. The CNN camera man must have been on strict orders to keep his pudgy upper body on camera last night, so as to prevent any viewer from spotting his arousal at the prospect of milking even more cash out of the race for the democrats' sham of a nomination. Even geriatric Lou Dobbs was hoping to celebrate. Alas, he was too old.

Maybe we should be happy. Kucinich now faces his Doom, which comes in the form of Ohio’s own Jim Trakas. Trakas has been serving the citizens of Ohio’s 10th District since he was selling Hot Dogs at Cleveland Stadium in the 1970's, and though he has no experience killing America's Enemies, he's practically Pat Tillman when you compare him to the shriveled-up loser masquerading as his opponent.

Then there’s the Good Doctor, who’s built a constituency from the grassroots up. Its heart lies in the minusculey-intellected; the 9/11 Truthies, campus NORML activists, and Lyndon LaRouche cast-offs. It’s a sad day when the Freedom Brothers find themselves having to support a Democrat, but in this case, it trumps the alternative, which is the moral equivalent to break-dancing over graves at Arlington National Cemetery.

That leaves Bill Clinton’s Wife, who will almost definitely still lose the primary. If she doesn’t, we get to see All-American Hero John McCain brutalize her the way he did the Viet Cong prior to his capture and imprisonment in their tropical dungeon.

For now, Americans need to stay strong. Our children need us. The Troops need us.

The World needs us.

Apocalypse Now

It’s the last night of her career, and Bill Clinton’s Wife is watching the clock tick away. As The Grizz writes, she is likely sitting in a darkened room, tracing the long path of her career and trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

Here she is, a college sophomore, stoned out of her head and talking about “stickin’ it to the man.” And here, a Yale Law student (months away from failing the bar exam), working under the tutelage of several publicly identified communists. Here, married to the hotshot governor, crying herself to sleep as her husband goes hunting for female staffers to rape. Then, she’s the betrayed first lady; unperturbed by her husband’s indiscretions in light of the opportunity he has afforded her to hijack the spotlight. Suddenly, she’s carpet-bagged her way into the Senate and well on the way to self-destruction.

The Grizz is really relishing this, in case you haven’t noticed.

He’s been closely following the Clinton Crime Family since the ‘90’s, and sad to say, they aren’t ones to make mistakes. That’s why it’s taken this long to see the destruction of their legacy, and all that they value.

Luckily, nothing lasts forever. Mrs. Clinton will lose both Texas and Ohio to the democrat party’s first Muslim presidential nominee tomorrow, and she’ll be back in Chappaqua bleaching the skidmarks out of her husband’s tighty-whities by Thursday.

Dennis Kucinich Teeters on the Brink of Disaster

The Washington Post reports that Dennis Kucinich, the bug-eyed multi-election losing freak, is dangling at the edge of a precipice. His attention has turned away from his recent high-visibility failure to earn the democrat presidential nomination. Now, he’s focused on saving his career. A fresh faced, thirty-something hotshot city councilman is challenging him for his seat in the House of Representatives in Ohio’s upcoming primary. Things are not looking good.

Kucinich, most famous for his corpse-like appearance and extra bizarre marriage to a woman a fraction of his age, hasn’t faced a serious threat of being ousted since his election in 1996. He has grown increasingly unpopular in his Cleveland-based district, largely due to the fact that he’s treated it as nothing more than his personal launch pad to super-stardom. For years, he’s relied on his sham working-class credentials to lie his way through every election. Sadly, it duped a large part of his simple Midwestern constituency.

It’s a proven fact that he misses more than one in ten votes in congress. Worse still, he seems to be moving closer to the Socialist fringe of the democrat party, operating on a two-point agenda: desecration of The Fallen and delivery of a gift-wrapped Free Iraq to Satan in Hell. Even Cimperman, a rumored homosexual, got it right, when he pointed out that Kucinich hated his roots and spent time “eating sushi with Sean Penn,” – another radical left-winger.

Just what kind of man he is can be seen by the type of people that comprise his fan club. He’s received considerably financial support from a marijuana legalization PAC, several grade-D Hollywood castoffs, and most curiously, the pornographer Larry Flynt, who’s primary interest is probably getting Kucinich’s harlot wife to drop her knickers on camera.

Luckily, personal ruin has got Dennis Kucinich’s scent and is coming at full gallop. He’ll have plenty of time to enjoy the comforts of his wife’s tongue ring when the American People throw him on the streets this Tuesday.

Hussein Obama Promises to Stand Up to Islamic Terrorists, Who He Doesn't Believe Exist

Obama's High School Class

American Hero and Future-President John McCain took a break from haunting the dreams of a generation of Vietnamese communists Wednesday, as he humiliated wet blanket Barack Hussein for his slinky-like stance on Al-Qaeda and the liquidation thereof. McCain's verbal smackdown came in response to his adversary's incoherent assertion that he is the leader of Al-Qaeda, and that the American people want to abandon the people of Iraq as soon as logistically possible.

Hussein seems to be getting overly excited as his stock rises in the stoned-out college student and barely-legal immigrant demographics. Still, just because he isn't an Alter-to-Satan lunatic like fellow democrat Bill Clinton's Wife, doesn't mean that he's any more qualified to rule the free world than her. Luckily, the American people won't be duped by these baseless character assassination ploys launched by liberal hatists. And, after years of such ruthless attacks by America's enemy within, the Republican Movement has become highly skilled at detecting and discrediting such campaigns.

The American people have unanimously agreed to take the War to the Islamic terrorists raping, pillaging and burning their way from Sea to Shining Sea, and even the most deluded left-winger knows that we need a man's man in the captain's seat. It's a proven fact that John McCain has as high a body count as any other member of congress; Obama, on the other hand, has not even a single notch in his rifle stock.

Who do you want leading the War on Evil? A proven coward of dubious character with questionable allegiance to his flag; or a stone-cold killer who's been searching for and destroying America's Enemies since the first day of his adult life?

Millions of Americans Watch as the Hopes of Bill Clinton's Humiliated Wife Evaporate on National Television

This time last year, if you'd have told The Grizz that a Madrassah-schooled, implicated drug-dealer like Barack Hussein would be able to do what the Republican Movement wasn't able to in decades, he would have spit in your face. Yet last night, there it was.

The Freedom Brothers laughed themselves to tears as Bill Clinton's Wife crawled across the floor, fumbling with the jagged pieces of her shattered dream. The scene was almost too perfect:

The liberal media (led by a drooling, wild-eyed Tim Russert) throwing body-blow after body-blow to their former darling;

The smirking doofus to her left who, barely out of diapers, turned her face into a foothold on his scamper to the pinnacle of the sham left-wing movement;

The jeering crowd that pandered to her for years, then cast her away like a second-born Chinese infant.

Considering War Hero and Future President John McCain’s dominant standing in the polls – and American history – we can safely assume that he is going to leave a blood-stained trail of devastation across the landscape of the 2008 general election, just like that of the Vietnamese countryside four decades before. With that victory a certainty, Freedom Eagle and The Grizz can fully enjoy the spectacle of the irrelevant democrat primary as it unfolds.

Unlike the long-finished Republican primary season, which ended with class-act Mitt Romney’s heart-felt endorsement of John McCain, the leftists' side-slitting carnival continues. After Mrs. Clinton’s atomic meltdown at the debate, probably the second and third funniest moments of the week respectively were Hussein Obama's endorsement by Islamic Jihadist Louis Farrakhan, and the hysteria-laced defection of selfish, wishy-washy liberal politicians from Bill Clinton's Wife to the loser that’s winning.

If you think you’ve seen the best, you’ve got another thing coming. The Grizz is going to sit back on his couch and crack open a Caffeine-Free Diet Coke. The fun has just begun.

Enemy of the Week: Bernie Ward

All aboard! Next stop, San Quentin!

Yesterday, to the horror of the sham left-wing movement, the damning police report detailing radio host Bernie Ward's crimes was made public. Even the Grizz, who thought he'd seen the bottom of the valley of democrat depravity, was appalled by the degree of evil exhibited by this man. The Freedom Brothers send their prayers to American Heroes, Detective Michael Nixon, Detective Benjamin Savage and Detective Michael Eggener, who were forced to catalog each of his sins, line by line. We can only hope that they can wipe the memory of this experience from their minds forever.

The list of Ward's offenses against God and Country runs long. Pedophilia. Possession and transmission of child pornography. Homosexual incest. Cyber sex. The report also contains a transcription of a sadomasochist, sex-soaked running conversation carried out throughout 2004 between the criminal and his "mistress," a woman he met in a chat room. Throughout the course of his discussion, he e-mails her pornographic images of pre-teens, fantasizes about molesting his own children, and describes his tiny penis in detail.

Ward is just another example of the depths liberals are trying to take values in America. Rest assured that Moveon.org and International ANSWER will frame another straight Republican congressman in the coming weeks to cover up their shame. Somebody call Mike Jones.

Bernie Ward. You are the Enemy of the Week.

Freedom Isn't Free: Israelis Settle Tab, Arab Barbarian Paid in Full

News outlets around the world are buzzing about terrorist Imad Mughniyah. Apparently, the four-eyed fatso bought a first class ticket on a carbomb to hell yesterday. Rumor has it that he was flying El Al. The Freedom Brothers hope that when he arrives at his destination, he says hello to Heath Ledger for us.

Mughniyah was responsible for a laundry list of savage acts of terror perpetrated across the planet. His greatest hits include the 1983 car bombing that killed 241 U.S. Marines trying to subdue the degenerate population of Lebanon, the two Hezbollah Jewish Community Center suicide bombings in Buenos Aires, the cold-blooded hijacking/murder on TWA Flight 847 - the list goes on. Unfortunately, true justice could only be achieved were he resurrected and brutally killed again and again.

Currently, the heroes who carried out a little Hezbollah house cleaning yesterday are staying modest. We see the Israelis blushing, but at the same time they're giving a wink and a nod to American intelligence. The Grizz, for one, hopes that everybody got to have a little fun. Maybe next time they'll invite him along.

SIDENOTE: We just heard the news that American hero, Our Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates slipped on ice yesterday and broke his shoulder. Both Freedom Eagle and the Grizz wish him a speedy recovery. We hope he's recuperated and back terminating America's enemies as soon as possible.

If a democrat Has to Win the democrat Primary, It Might As Well Not Be Mrs. Clinton

It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the Freedom Brothers are not fans of hussein obama - let alone any so-called American simple enough to vote for a Madrassa-schooled leftist because he smoked reefer and has a deep voice. That said - many a man has fantasized about being the one to force Bill Clinton's Wife back into the kitchen. He may finally be the the one to do it.

More power to him.

Just months ago, Billary commanded a corrupt political empire of vast, vast proportions. Fortunately, the crumbling of this machine was on stark display Tuesday, as obama man-handled Mrs. Clinton in the Potomac Primary, pushing her ever closer to defeat. Conservatives around the country rejoiced at the prospect that her half-century old dream of political domination would be shattered, leaving her sham of a career in ruins. If she fails to win all of the remaining large states left in the democrat primaries, it is a near certainty that come November, she'll be (unsuccessfully) applying to answer phones, get coffee and pickup dry cleaning for Freedom Eagle and the Grizz.

It's hard to say where it all went wrong, though strangely enough, it wasn't at the very beginning. For a while, Mrs. Clinton's ascension to the top of the democrat party seemed to be inevitable. It gave most rational hard-working Americans quite a scare too, but frankly, I'm glad it happened; the higher the rise, the farther the fall.

The Freedom Brothers will be glued to our televisions for the next several weeks. While the fly on the wall of Billary's dressing room will have the best seat in the house the night of her concession, there's no chance her eyes will be able to hide her shame as the curtain closes upon everything on which she once believed.

Heroes on the Homefront Prepare to Crush Berkeley Insurgency

Hundreds of committed Americans moved in on the socialist stronghold of Berkeley, California today, proving that you don't need a machine gun to fight for Freedom. Their actions were prompted by the city council's treasonous decision to vote in favor of a disruptive offensive against The Troops last week - specifically directed at the lions of the United States Marine Corps. It seems that after years of opportunistic pandering to Our Heroes in the Military, democrats have shown their true colors and proved that they are still clinging tight to the "Baby Killer" mentality of the 1970's. Luckily, an acid flashback-crippled, Alex Jones-listening freak in a pink sombrero doesn't scare off the average hard-working American.

The city council voted greatly in favor of the damning resolution, which declares that Marine recruiters are "unwanted intruders," and demands that Berkeley citizens "volunteer to impede, passively or actively... the work of any military recruiting office located in the City of Berkeley." Meanwhile, the cowards of Berkeley's so-called "Police" Department have pledged "neutrality."

Did Washington pledge neutrality when he was enslaved by King George III? Did Abraham Lincoln pledge neutrality when Robert E. Lee tried to tear America to pieces? Did FDR pledge neutrality when the Nazi's tried to turn the page on Freedom?

No. They reached for their gun.

I'm not saying that the police should kill these protesters - as any loyal reader would know, the Grizz values the Right to Free Speech above all others. This is partially pragmatic - it is this Freedom that allows Our Government to know who can be trusted, and who needs to be kept under its watchful glare. But nowadays, we are at war, and acts of disloyalty that compromise Our Troops morale should be considered nothing less than an enemy attack on the homefront.

The Freedom Brothers applaud the Patriots who have made their way from every corner of the country to confront these losers. They are showing the Troops that we care, that they're not alone, and that the fringe of American society might exploit their courage, but it'll never speak for the majority.