Tuesday, May 24, 2011

HERO OF THE DAY

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Funeral for a Friend: Obama Puts His Mentor to Rest – Or Does He?


Things weren’t exactly looking up for the Husseinenites.

Their leader, B. Hussein Obama, had already accomplished his overarching goal of his “administration”: Destroying The American Economy through raw socialist power grabbing and the metaphorical burning of a thousand crisp American flags. Humiliatingly, the American people properly denounced him for dirtying his knees in front of red china all the while his clown cabinet undid their trousers and poked Uncle Sam’s eyeball, in-out, in-out. His ratings were low, sure, but there were still enough Illegal Mexicans, racist blacks and community organizers sucking the fat tit of the prosperous, freedomous American taxpayer to keep his Rasmussen numbers hovering above the 20 percent range.

As your food prices went up, B. Hussein Obama and the hatists he coddles in Washington printed more money to fund abortions overseas, strip The Troops of body armor, and provide Lavish Michelle with more buttery corn on the cob than she knew what to do with, all the while telling Lil’ Cal he’s a fat fuck, through her mind control social program.

Even narcissistic marriage vows-killer John Edwards was starting to look like a viable alternative to the commie psycho we’ve got ruling the country with a hateful fist.

Then came American Hero Donald Trump, a man who embodies the American dream, a man who has made a fortune after growing up poor, kindly gives to charity and entertains Americans through his freedomous casinos and reality television entertainment. This man went where the lamestream media would not: He hit Obama on his fake birth certificate. After pounding and pounding, with the supposed-president laughing off Trump’s correct accusations, the White House quickly doctored up a phony, Photo-shopped document worthy of treason charges against the United States of America. Numerous sources, including the Freedom Brothers and now-Patriotic Alex Jones, have shown the “document” to be a fraud.

And as Hussein’s approvals hit rock bottom, he decided to one-up the Real Rebel Billionaire, interrupt his patriotic television show on Sunday, and announce to the world that, due to President Bush’s correct torture policies and ongoing Freedom War in the Middle East, that bin Laden had been killed.

Call Freedom Eagle less than impressed.

It’s been well established that B. Hussein Obama not only was trained by Muslim Extremists as a bratty child, but may have had a leading role in the attacks on 9/11. (One at least can’t help but wonder if the New Black Panther-esque president, who admittedly hates and ridicules police officers, got his Islamic, Marxist, porn-love friends to initiate 9/11 as the path to eliminating police officers and firefighters in New York City, the location of his fake college, Columbia, where he was regularly “busted” for smoking chronic and snorting cocaine.)

So, why would Hussein want to take out Bin Laden, a man he trusts and loves?

Freedom Fighter Pamela Geller has the source. The "Change Sucka" was forced to go after the terrorists under threat of a freedomous military coup. (Food for thought: What’s the greater good, taking bin Laden or Obama?)

We believed the story. Still might. But it seems something more sinister is at play, and we’ll get right to it: Is Osama bin Laden really dead, or is he working in cahoots with the Obama Administration’s traitors, thieves and burglars? After all, with his entire administration and career already gone to hell in a socialist, smurf picnic basket. So, what’s he do? Call up his Dear Friend, fake his murder, put an empty casket in a “sea” and tell the serfs everything is going to be all right.

Think Freedom Eagle is wrong? Find one piece of evidence that states otherwise. After all, why would the regime not release the photos unless there weren’t any?

Friday, August 6, 2010

Were the Freedom Brothers Wrong About Alex Jones?

The Freedom Brothers wish to make an apology.

For years, Freedom Eagle and the Grizz have been slamming and ridiculing one Alex Jones, a radio host based in Austin, Texas, for claims Jones made regarding our former, honorable president, George W. Bush, a man’s man. Jones seemed to insinuate George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks. Ron Paul has repeated these accusations. Paul also believes Franklin Roosevelt was very, very good friends with Adolf Hitler and that Jewish bankers planned and executed World War II for profit.

These accusations are unforgivable.

However, Jones, today, is onto something. You see, Jones has begun exposing “president” Obama’s plans to take away your guns, unfreedomize your medicine, socialize private business and turn over the power of his presidency to the UN, New World Order and the Illuminati in order to microchip and then eliminate 80 percent of humanity.

Jones is damn right, he is.

For almost two years, B. Hussein Obama has mocked you and your family, forcing you into debt, and intentionally inflating the jobless rate to make the cowardly unemployed dependent on government. You see, the unemployed, once employable men and women looking for jobs, have become lazy, fly swatting mongloids because of the Kenyan-born usurper. Similar to the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina, the unemployed today receive more free money, benefits and food than your average American citizen. This is why they are generally extremely overweight and can recite every episode of Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns."

In many cases, American workers intentionally get themselves fired from their modestly paying job so they can make more money by sitting on their asses all day, sipping lemonade and eating the caviar they’ve bought with their food stamp debit card, or ordering pizzas on their government-given cell phones.

And the Democratic congress, shameful as they are, continue extending these unemployment benefits for the newly lazified unemployed, whose lives have become as miserable, slothen and drug-ridden as your typical underage Obama voter.

Enough is enough. And Alex Jones is doing his country a service.

Jones, before Hussein was sworn into office, released “The Obama Deception,” a feature-length, high-definition documentary explaining how B. Hussein is actually a secret agent for the Israeli shadow government – the illuminati – and had many homosexual relationships in his past, including with his former reverend, Reverend “God damn America” Wright.

As a sociopath, Obama has had most of the homosexuals, with whom he’s had homosexual intercourse with, murdered. These include many men inside Hussein’s racist, radical, segregated parish. And besides Wright, only one of Obama’s many partners has survived: Larry Sinclair. And Sinclair wrote a book about it. A book you should read, as the Freedom Brothers did, as Alex Jones did.

Alex Jones is an asset to the country.

The Freedom Brothers now believe – as we believe Jones believes – that B. Hussein Obama was the real government culprit behind those terrible attacks on September 11, 2001. The facts are there:

• Obama is a Muslim extremist born in Kenya, a Muslim country.
• B. Hussein Obama has an extreme hatred toward police officers (many of whom were killed on 9/11), as was documented when he called a Boston police officer “stupid” then ridiculed the Irish cop by offering to get him drunk.
• B. Hussein Obama is so egotistical, he wrote a book about himself in his 30s. Men this egotistical are often mad with rage, as B. Hussein Obama was at America his whole life, as documented in “Dreams of My Father,” a book in which Hussein claims to love his father, even though his father killed himself while drunk driving.
• B. Hussein Obama was advised by the Fort Hood shooter – a Muslim extremist terrorist – during his presidential campaign and ensuing electioneering.
• B. Hussein Obama was more concerned with getting a healthcare death bill passed than he was in extending the Bush tax cuts, which created a growth economy. The healthcare death bill will lead to the rationing of healthcare as well as death panels and, very likely, forced abortions.
• B. Hussein Obama’s stimulus package has resulted in funding scientific experiments and will not create a single permanent job. Scientific experiments are often conducted by those who do not believe in the Creator, God.
• B. Hussein Obama has never visited Ground Zero.

The facts are there and we’re ready to listen to Jones rescind his former statements about Lil’ Cal’s hero, President Bush. Did B. Hussein Obama have a hand in the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001? All evidence points to yes. And Jones has helped release this evidence. Alex Jones, the Freedom Brothers thank you.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Murder-Death-Kill: The Demolition Man Comes in the Form Of U.S. “Healthcare” Legislation

It’s happened.


B. Hussein Obama and his comrades in the U.S. totalitarian parliament have officially watched the final bubble float to the top of the toilet in which they’ve been holding the American peoples’ collective heads.


And now it’s time to rape the corpse.


In what should be God’s day – Sunday – the American Communist Party forced the religious, Flag saluting members of congress – Republicans – to leave their caring, loving families behind and vote on B. Hussein’s healthcare death bill. And Republicans, for their part, did all they could to stop the iniquitous death panels, publicly funded infanticide, rationed care, death camps, poisoning our military through death books, and forced, caged internment of conservatives.


Representing the nerophelic wing of America, democrats nefariously laughed as their 2,000 pages of evil were shoved further down America’s throats, vote by murderous vote, until the reverse-racists, bigots, and anti-family zealots reached the inevitable 217 – exactly the number of Americans citizens who’ll be left with their freedom after B. Hussein’s little-reported 2011 “happening.” That is, the day those of us who oppose this illegal legislation are kidnapped by B. Hussein’s brownshirts and forced to shovel shit at FEMA re-education sites while we listen to Maoist progaganda (or as B. Hussein calls it, “Easy listening”) until our hearts stop beating due to exhaustion.


But hey, it’s all part of “progress,” right?


Nancy Pelosi’s broom couldn’t be reached for comment as it accompanied her to the plastic surgeon subsequent to shoving each and every page into the stomach and lungs of the limp American populace, laying solemn on the tiled floor, its bowels loosening.


Harry Reid is shrugging off his 8% approval rating, knowing he’ll be voted out come November – because to them, the socialist Republic is bigger than one man. It’s about slavery, reparations, disciplining hard work and getting on your knees for communist China.


It’s about wiping out civilization as we know it.


Reid, whose fetish for allowing “doctors” to shove knives through newborn’s tiny faces is well documented, wiped off, spit, and gave his best European soccer impression, shattering the already deteriorating ribcage.


***


Freedom Eagle couldn’t help but shed a tear as Lil’ Cal sat on his lap and asked what the Hitlerian legislation meant. “It means,” I told him, “the end of America as we know her.”


“But Dad,” he asked, distressed, “Can’t…can’t we stop it? Don’t we have a choice?”


“In a dictatorship,” I answered, “there is no choice.”

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Scott Brown - A Man's Man Sent From Above To Reform America

Sometimes it takes liberal filth to right the wrongs they helped create.

On Tuesday, the people of Massachusetts proceeded to wipe their grease-stained mouths and shove three prongs straight into B. Hussein’s government takeover healthcare death bill.

American Hero Scott Brown – excuse Freedom Eagle, Senator Scott Brown – has ridden a wave of revolt straight into the senate seat of former drunken libtarded rape enabler Ted Kennedy. The irony, of course, being that Kennedy had been trying to personally fit your daughter for a full body cast most of his adult life, and, looking up at his former country from the center of the earth, he’s likely weeping to himself in between hot iron pokes and using his girth to shove a giant rock up a hill.

Sorry, Ted. America will keep her private, freedomous doctors.

Since The Freedom Brothers began taking time off to care for our families (Lil’ Cal is up to 15 pull ups in 45 seconds!), B. Hussein’s illegal “presidency” has been sent straight to Kennedy’s fiery studio apartment. After bailing out and taking over the banking system, the Husseinenites gave the taxpayer’s money to big auto, big labor, and took away our sons’ and daughters’ body armor in Afghanistan, enabling the terrorists.

Unemployment is up because of Hussein’s radical agenda, and it’s becoming harder and harder for Americans to practice religion in their homes and places of worship because of his brown shirt “canvassers.” The liberal media’s inflated polls and misleading headlines can’t spin this presidency into the positive and the ski mask-sporting radical Muslim occupying the White House knows it.

But in 2010, Republicans are back in business – and business is booming.


It’s been well established that B. Hussein and members of his campaign were in touch with both the Fort Hood shooter and the Detroit airline bomber before, during, and after the terrorist incidents. John McCain warned Americans of what it would mean should former, current, and future domestic terrorist Bill Ayers became a White House adviser – but did you listen, America? No.

Glenn Beck told us what to expect should we let a man who bathed with Indonesians and bows to the East each and every afternoon get hold of the red button.

The Freedom Brothers told you what the Islamic socialism studied under the personal teachings of Malcolm X meant for America – but America, you failed. You let the potential anti-Christ from hell steal the election from the grasp of a war hero and beautiful female moose hunter.

That’s why Freedom Eagle can’t help but to praise the socialist housewives and pot smoking, unemployed vegans of Massachusetts who – for just a moment – saw what they’d done to this country in 2008 and voted for a handsome, presidential-looking strict constitutionalist Senator Scott Brown in 2010.

Like a vast majority of Americans, Scott Brown is a conservative Republican. He’s vowed to toss a grenade at Obama’s healthcare death bill. He will lower the deficit, increase employment, and personally grab the pen from the oval office hostage-taking Kenyan, should the imposter decide to sign another anti-American spending bill. Most importantly, Senator Brown has a record of voting to protect our soldiers in the warzone – be it in Iraq or the womb.

With 41 votes in the senate, Republicans are stronger than ever. They’ve made a laughing stock out of “Diapers” Biden and created an atmosphere that’ll have Michelle Obama back to searching Craigslist classifieds to keep her family afloat in 2013, screaming at her deadbeat, unshaven, unemployed husband still spending the former family fortune on cocaine and chronic he admitted to abusing in his anti-American “memoirs.”

Monday, March 30, 2009

In Defense Of Militias

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we're at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people - it's like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution -- where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It's there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Lil Cal: An American Asks Of Socialism


“Daddy, why is he giving our money to people who don’t work?”

Yesterday, as B. Hussein signed the infamous spending bill, I had to explain to my son, Calvin, one of the hardest things a parent will ever have to clarify.

I’ve raised him well. We work out together in Freedom Eagle’s finished basement on my Total Gym and Nordic Flex. We fix each others’ protein shakes, we’ve gone through 58 cut-outs of “Osama: Wanted Dead or Alive” posters for our punching bags, and I’ve taken him to work so he can see his father in action, striving toward the American dream.

But he’s also seen the dark side of American life. He’s seen the drifters, the bums, the welfare mothers, the democrats rotating through their Obama T-shirts. He’s watched MSNBC.

So, I’m at a loss when my son asks me about the new Swedish model of American life. The America where our president, acting as a sissified Robin Hood, takes away Calvin’s father’s money and gives it to those very drifters, bums, welfare queens, and Disney Worlders who will spend their massive tax-cuts on more Obama T-shirts, gold-plated hubcaps for their Pontiacs, and cheap street drugs.

B. Hussein’s distrust in the flag, the military, the American way of life: It goes further than we can ever imagine. Our new supposed president has deep roots in hatred of American values. He has bathed in Indonesia with fellow Muslims and black power enthusiasts.

But people try to act with an open mind about our traitor-in-chief. They say that I, too, will learn not to blame my fraudulent Kenyan-born president. They say, sure, his father may have been Malcolm X. He may have been raised by a series of Marxist radicals, and his mother may have been a loosey goosey. But he is still human. His hatred of American values is seeded in his father’s abandonment, his step-father’s abandonment, and his mother’s abandonment while he was busy throwing his grandparents under the bus.

Freud might say, Hussein’s anti-Americanism is not his fault – completely.

But Freedom Eagle laughs. When B. Hussein takes a wrecking ball to Our American values, the Ayn Rand objectivist in me blames him. B. Hussein: You are responsible for your own destiny. You are responsible for the hatred you bring this country. You are responsible for demolishing the American family and the eventual flush that will send America spinning down a toilet the same way John Edwards flushed his wife’s cancer-stricken heart like it were cockied paper.

So when Lil’ Cal asks me the tough questions, I have to answer him the way I know best. I tell him his president – No longer President Bush – hates Lil’ Cal and all those hard-working, resilient kids whose parents have also worked through thick and thin to get where they are. His president – B. Hussein Obama – dreams of a society in which the poor, the lazy, the faked-handicapped, they stay at home all day drinking lemonade and sucking sugar cubes watching Jerry Springer. The rich – the ones with the wealth – we’re forced to slave at work for 12 hours every day – including weekends when Freedom Eagle and Lil’ Cal throw a football. Then we sign over all our hard-earned dough at gunpoint to those individuals sitting in the air conditioning, smoking Marxist Cuban cigars.

And when Lil’ Cal asks: “How do we stop him from doing that, Dad?” I answer in the way I know best: We pray for a miracle.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

First 17 Days: Change You Will Submit To


17 days.

That’s how long it took America to go from prosperous, abortion-eradicatng, land of pick-up trucks and beer to B. Hussein Obama’s comradical socialist dictatorship, where wombed infants are slaughtered by the dozens, and children are taught to not love.

First B. Hussein tried to pick a street fight (reminiscent of his days where, he claims, he lived “in the hood smoking chronic”) with American Hero Rush Limbaugh. Why, you ask? Because the talk radio king patriotically stated his own American values and wished for B. Hussein’s Stalinist values to be defeated by an informed American public. Handily, Limbaugh won the bout.

Then the man who once claimed a newborn child is “punishment” for a woman tried to shove billions of dollars of eugenic spending down our throats – with our own money. Republicans rightly heaved Hussein and Pelosi’s faces into the mud after that one, and Courageous Senator Jim DeMint called them out for their foolhardiness. “How in the world does STD research create jobs? Wait. Don't answer that. I don't want to know [since STDs are God’s punishment for having sinful sex before marriage],” said his aide.

Then, B. Hussein signed a socialist child healthcare act into place, much to the dismay of conservatives all over the country. And much to the dismay of those children who will be forced to choose an untrained government doctor over their own pediatrician whom they already know good and well.

Freedom Eagle wonders: Why do you, B. Hussein, get to dictate the health of MY child? Is it because you’re scared that when Lil’ Cal turns 18, he’ll pull the lever for the Pro-American candidate, rather than your anti-American wife, when she inevitably tries to step into the gigantic shoes of Bill Clinton’s hag?

17 days.

That’s how long it took for democratic Traitors to begin introducing the Fairness Doctrine, effectively duct-taping the mouths and jailing American heroes like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Ann Coulter. For those of you who don’t know, the “Fairness Doctrine” is neither fair, nor a doctrine. It is a law passed under tyrannical dicatators most often, designed to push a pro-liberal government message from the media, rather than a free-speech, conservative message. In other words, Hussein plans on flooding the airwaves with Soviet-esque propaganda, telling you his stimulus bill isn’t the beginnings of a welfare state from sea to shining sea. Eventually, Hussein falsely believes, you’ll believe his dark, slasher-film-esque image of American life.

Last but not least, New York democratic Representative Jose Serrano recently began holding hearings to quietly evaporate the 22nd amendment, which limits presidents to two terms. It was created after FDR (a good friend of Stalin) was elected president for four terms, raised taxes, and unconstitutionally stole the American people’s gold from underneath their beds. Jose Serrano (d-NY) wishes, with his sodomous constitutional amendment, to make B. Hussein “President for Life.” His words, not mine.

Have no doubt: B. Hussein is a dictator and will do whatever he can to remain as such. It took him 17 days to distort the patriotic words of the Patriot Act to stop FBI agents from performing searches on well-known terrorist suspects. He’s closed Club Gitmo and is instead bringing the terrorists here to walk Our streets, play games on Our farms, buy Our guns, and serve hamburgers to Our Children (The Ones We Love) to stock up inflated dollars for their coming "New 9/11".

He wants you afraid.

That way, he can do what he wants, when he wants. When the American public objects, he will repeat the phrase he knows best: “I won,” when, in fact, he should be saying, “I stole election, fair and square. And now the American people have to deal with my broad, ridiculous call for ‘change’.”

Remember, B. Husseinites and Disney Worlders: you asked for change. He’s going to give it to you on a silver platter. And if you don’t like it, his gulags will also be a form of “change” you can believe in. 


17 days. Having fun yet?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Palin to libs: I'm Not Going Anywhere


There are so few true Americans left.

The Mighty George Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh.

The list goes on. But it is short. Many Great Americans like the Honorable Tom Delay, Norm “You Can Count On Me, Israel” Coleman, Generous Fundraiser Jack Abramoff, and Truth Prophet Matt Drudge have been successfully marginalized by the liberal, racist media. They forced a small minority of once-smart Americans to vote for B. Hussein Obama. Then they reported that the black Muslim had won by 10pm on November 4th – though he had not – and not even fair, balanced media outlets like Fox News and Red State could stop these false reports.

Somewhere, Goebbels is laughing his ass off.

But one American is not being marginalized. She won’t leave without a fight. And when the time comes – 2012 – B. Hussein will get round two from Sarah Palin. And he will spend the final year of his fraudulent presidency biting the pillow as she physically abuses this racist Muslim extremist psychopath.
Speaking with documentarian John Zeigler, Palin rightfully slaughtered the media machine, run by the same communists who started terrorist organizations in the 60s, encouraging African American communities to burn down entire blocks of cities and flip cars.

“It's a sad state of affairs in the world of the media today, mainstream media especially, if they're going to rely on anonymous bloggers for their hard news information. Very scary,” Palin prophesized. “Reporters, especially, not taking one extra step to get to the facts and report the facts, but instead continuing to spread things that are not true.”

She’s damn right she is.

The Freedom Brothers, Herb Denenberg, Sean Hannity, and a host of other fair media outlets have been saying this for some time now. We believe that most outlets are not reporters in any sense of the word. They are liberal spokesmen. They are liars, and because they encourage the withdrawal of Iraq and Afghanistan on a massive scale, they are also cold-blooded murderers, wishing Al Qaeda to slaughter Free Iraqis once peacekeeping forces leave because they hate George W. Bush. They wash the feet of radicals like Bill Ayers. The cuddle Osama Bin Laden, saying he deserves anything besides an alive burial or the swallowing of a pinless grenade. They believe an Islamic hatist who actually denounced his country shortly after his Kenyan birth deserves the highest office in our country.

When the history books are written of Our time, they will first blame the Supreme Court for not putting B. Hussein on trial after stealing an election he wasn’t eligible to compete in in the first place. This is the same Supreme Court that didn’t eliminate Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living Wife’s Husband after he was impeached for unspeakable crimes. They have held up infanticide and have stated they will allow B. Hussein to extend human harvesting laws, including post-birth abortions and forced suicides of our elderly veterans. And for these crimes, even the Honorable justices like Scalia and Roberts are to blame – and upon their deaths, The Freedom Brothers hope they bring a blanket and pillow for their eternity in purgatory.

Sarah Palin, according to Zeigler, is the “real deal.” She was admittedly – like the vast majority of Americans – horrified that a sketch comedy wench like Tiny Fey could insult our Once-Future-Vice President by putting on her false impression freakshow for late night television sidekicks. Not to mention our intelligence. She called out hateologist social climber Katie Couric (who is not even a licensed journalist, like Freedom Eagle and The Grizz) for asking unfair “gotcha” questions during her…well, I guess you could call it an interview. It was more of Couric’s attempt to kiss the ring of George Soros and Hanoi Jane Fonda so she could one day participate in their tofu parties. “Katie,” Palin proclaimed to Zeigler, “you're not the center of everybody's universe.”

Perhaps if America believes she wants to be back on track in four years (after The Republicans have taken back Congress with a 2010 electoral powerslam) we will, this time, put Palin at the top of the ticket. Because Islam is not a family value. Racist preachers are not role models. Pro-Palestinian appeasement is not going to win the ongoing war against Occupied iran. Shame on the limped fascists who are openly attempting to ruin our country. We must choose Palin in 2012. Our souls depend on it.

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Most Important Freedom Brothers Post. Ever.

Cover Letter Request to refile Petition Lightfoot v Bowen with chief Justice John Roberts

Dear Justice Roberts,

This is an open cover letter and it is being posted on the Internet, you-tube and will be read on a number of radio stations, particularly radio stations around military bases, forwarded to Congress, Senate, Governors of the States and mass media. This legal action, as 20 other actions filed in the past few months is seeking Judicial intervention due to the fact that Mr. Barack Obama, whose father was a Kenyan- British citizen, is not a Natural Born Citizen and is not eligible to be the President of this country. It also states, that Mr. Obama did not prove his citizenship at all, since the state of Hawaii allows issuance of Hawaiian Birth certificates to foreign born children of Hawaiian residents and there is mounting evidence that Mr. Obama was not born in Hawaii, whereby he will not be a citizen at all. The Plaintiffs in this action are a vice-presidential candidate on the ballot, electors and voters. Majority of the plaintiffs have served years of their lives in the US military and risked their lives, pursuant to their oath to defend the Constitution of this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. The plaintiffs and other members of the US military are deeply concerned about the fact that none of the cases related to Mr. Obama’s lack of eligibility was heard on the merits.

The plaintiffs are also concerned about the following: You have recorded a program “Conversations with Chief Justice Roberts”. Numerous high schools students were flown in to DC and participated in discussion about the Constitution, law and the Supreme Court with you. This program was fully funded by the Annenberg foundation, is it clearly states on the video released, and it appears that as a Chief Justice of the Supreme court you consider Annenberg to be a reputable organization, supporting the Constitution and you support their efforts. The problem with it, is that Annenberg has been employing on their Annenberg Challenge board William Ayers, a non-repentant terrorist that participated in bombing of police headquarters in 1970, Capitol building in 1971 and Pentagon in 1972. As late as 2001, Mr. Ayers stated in NY times interview: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel I didn’t do enough”. From 1995 the chairman of Annenberg Challenge was none else, but Mr. Barack Obama. Annenberg has created an offshoot, called Factcheck.org, Annenberg political Fact check that was supposed to provide unbiased fact check. In reality Annenberg fact check has actively and intentionally defrauded American public in letting them to believe that Mr. Obama is a Natural born citizen and eligible for US presidency. Annenberg fact check intentionally omitted

1. Definition of Law of Nations (Emmerich De Vattel), stating that natural born citizen is one that is born in the country to parents, that are citizens. They omitted statement by John A Bingham, framer of the 14th amendment, stating that a natural born citizen is one that was born in the US territory to parents that don’t owe alliance to any other sovereignty. Due to the fact that Mr. Obama’s father was not a US citizen and owed allegiance to Kenya and Great Britain,� Mr. Obama did not qualify as a natural born citizen and does not qualify for presidency.
2. Fact check intentionally omitted Hawaii statue 338, that allows foreign born children of Hawaiian residence to obtain a Hawaiian certification of live birth
3. It omitted the fact that such certification can be obtained based on a statement of one relative only without any corroborating evidence.
4. It omitted the fact that there was no corroborating evidence of Mr. Obama�s birth from any hospital, nurse or hospital administrator from Hawaii , while there were numerous statements from Mr. Obama�s Kenyan grandmother, Baptist Bishop and ambassador of Kenya about Mr. Obama being born there. If that is the case, Mr. Obama is not a US citizen and will need to go back to Kenya to wait for his Green Card.
As of now American public has only information from Annenberg, a political organization, some of whose members have very questionable moral qualities (to say the least).

My clients, as well as 300 million American, including thousands of members of the military, that are asked to give their lives to defend the Constitution of this country, would like to know, if the Supreme Court Justices, particularly chief Justice Roberts, (that needs to swear the President on the bible), are willing to give a few hours of their time to hear the Oral Argument in defense of this Constitution.

Sincerely,

Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ Counsel for the Petitioners

Pass it On
- The Freedom Brothers.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Paultards Retreat To Mom's Basement


Victories are few and far between for the pro-America wing of this country.

But we’ll take what we can get. The Freedom Brothers now know we can’t stop liberals and their allies in the shadows of government from stealing elections (6 Senate seats and counting), but the Republican party is stronger today than it has been in months. The reason: Squirrelly-faced Ron Paul and his diaper-sporting America-last haters have been successfully marginalized.

Eliminated.

Ron Paul is just some frail old conspiracist who (let’s refresh) believes the following:

  • Your President – President Bush – personally controlled all four aircraft on 9/11, crashing two into New York City buildings, one into the Pentagon, and one into a field in Pennsylvania, murdering 3,000 of his own citizens using a remote control joystick.
  • FDR was in cahoots with international Jewish bankers before World War II and diabolically planned out the World War with Hitler at his side.
  • There are beings living amongst us known as “Reptilian Humanoids” who are – literally – half man, half reptile. These creatures have penetrated our government in the form of elite Republicans and are originally from outer space.
  • Ayn Rand was half-woman, half God.
  • Non-Rand religion – such as Christianity and Judaism – is a farce.
  • John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA, Lyndon Johnson, and Richard Nixon.
  • Drugs, prostitution, illegal Mexicans, and terrorism should be legalized.
  • Al Qaeda does not exist.

There was a time when Ron Paul’s followers – Paultards – used to spam Honorable Republican websites like Little Green Footballs, RedState, and The Freedom Brothers, pushing their hatist stances because they somehow thought their little troll could steal enough votes to get past the Washington primary. But they were wrong. And now they’ve gone back to doing what they know best: Bong hits in Mom’s basement.

“I’ll re-heat my dinner later, Ma, I only need three more shields of Ravenloft to beat Vecna!”

“When are you going to get a job, son? You're 40.”

There was a time when the only dragons (goblins) were the filth who paraded city streets with signs that traitorously read, “Re-investigate 9/11,” and the only dungeons were the molded keyless cells these freaks belonged in.

These knuckleheads have done everything from smashing windows to flipping and then burning police cars all in the name of Ron Paul and his trusted side-kick radio host Alex Jones, whose online documentaries have been viewed by our enemies time and again.

Ho Chi Minh and the NVA knew college dropouts and other losers would march during the 60s and 70s in the name of losing the Liberation of South Vietnam. But Al Qaeda has something Uncle Ho never did: Americans who actually don’t think they exist. It’s much easier to murder American soldiers in cold blood when groups of American homefronters think their own government is the enemy; the real terrorists. Not even Noam Chomsky is that radical, and he falsely believes Ronald Reagan wasn’t Our Country’s Greatest President.

The Freedom Brothers believe that fascists like Ron Paul’s idiocracy and B. Hussein’s Disney Worlders should just come out and say they agree with the terrorists. It would make this whole “Patriot Act” and “Guantanamo Bay” thing a heckuva lot easier.

Finally, Some Good News

Proving that you can’t be liberal, fair, and balanced all at the same, Truth Prophet Matt Drudge is reporting that filthy democrat operative Alan Colmes is getting thrown off his soap box by Fox News Channel. Details filtering in to the Freedom Brothers command center are still sketchy; it isn’t completely clear whether the camel’s spine disintegrated beneath one of Colmes’ most recent lies, or if he simply tired of serving as Sean Hannity’s punching bag after one and a fifth decades. Regardless of the cause, the effect is clear: Americans will no longer have to subject themselves to the pencil-necked twerp’s slander after every long, hard-working day at the construction site, or The Firehouse, or Iraq.
In an interview with the democrat mouthpiece Associated Press, Colmes said, "We have a Democratic House, Senate and [an Islamic] president. My work is done." The Grizz hopes that this is the truth. Now his favorite station, Fox News, can finally call itself an objective media outlet.
Sean Hannity has not yet issued a statement regarding the demise of his unworthy adversary’s career, but he’s clearly earned his fair share of entertainment while pounding Colmes into submission over and over and over again for the last twelve years. He’ll simply need to move on to the next socialist. For Colmes, it won’t be that easy; there’s a better than good chance that he’ll be drinking sewer water to quench his hangover thirst by this time next week.
The Freedom Brothers would like to wish Alan Colmes all the worst. May his future endeavors be filled with dying dreams, lost opportunities and misfortune in general.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Nation of Islam


The Grizz’s head hurts. His vision is blurry. He can’t get himself out of bed in the morning.

Things have been bad these last couple of weeks, since B. Hussein Obama hijacked the country. Already, Hard-Working Americans are losing their jobs, the Dow is tanking, and some of our largest companies are going the way of the buffalo. It seems like the Free Market is the only entity with any sense left in this cruel, cruel world.

The liberal mainstream media should be shut down by Our President, President Bush after the charade they’ve put on over the last two years. They’re already planning the perfect camera shot of their left-wing patrons dancing in the streets like riled Gazans as Barack Hussein Obama becomes the first American President to get sworn in over the Koran, wearing a ski-mask. Already, the spectacle of a sweating, salivating, fully-engorged Wolf Blitzer has become commonplace as he breathlessly fantasizes about which democrat Obama will dig out of Time’s Graveyard to install in his Cabinet of Evil.

Secretary of State
At least the first word of that title sounds fitting for Bill Clinton’s Dish-Washing, Laundry-Doing Wife.

Secretary of Commerce
Obese, perspiration-soaked Bill Richardson is a puzzling choice, but The Grizz assumes he’s gained some business experience wheeling-and-dealing with Illegals down at the Home Depot parking lot.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Obama is well aware that it will be much easier to carry out his evil plan for America with a woman at the helm.

Attorney General
The same man who’s made a career recruiting minions for Castro and releasing rabid terrorists back to drill with Obama’s blood-brothers in the training camps is perfectly equipped to oversee the dismantlement of Americans’ Civil Rights and Liberties.

The list goes on and on. Ted Kennedy for Department of Transportation based on his extensive experience with vehicular-homicide? Pink-band-aid-wearer John Kerry to replace General Petraeus? Crack-smoking womanizer Marrion Barry for the White House Counsel?

Maybe one day we’ll all wake up and this will only have been a terrible dream. In actuality, John McCain will have been presiding over a program-squashing, abortion-eradicating, homosexual marriage-destroying, Little Man-barbequing Golden Age, where our children can run and play and smile and love.

Alas, The Grizz has pinched himself till blood ran down his arms, and it appears that this nightmare is one which will never end.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

B. Hussein Steals Election, America Yawns


You know America is being flushed down the toilet by its Washington bureaucrats when terrorists start making sense.

The Drudge Report, an unbiased, non-partisan, truth web site, reported today that Al Qaida Number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri insulted our fraudulent “president,” B. Hussein Obama. (Or, should we say B. Hussein Obama X?)

No problems here, Ayman.

Before the semi-literate liberals trolling this site try to slander Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, remember this: When Ayman al-Zawahri demeans B. Hussein Obama by saying he’s doing the bidding of whites, The Freedom Brothers agree. B. Hussein is already in talks with Bill Ayers, a cop killer and America demoralizer, to take over our domestic policy. We are well aware that the Brilliant Bush-invented Department of Homeland Security, when run by Hussein’s socialists, will begin bombing our own buildings. Ron Paul and his drugged-up loser 9/11 Truth followers will finally be correct. This will be due to William Ayers, cop-killer socialist. Mr. Ayers is white. B. Hussein is doing the bidding of whites.

Zawahri went onto call B. Hussein, Colin Powell (PBR), and Condoleezza Rice “abeed al-beit", a word for “House negroes.”

Again, no complaints.

Condi Rice drenched her career in kerosene and lit the match the moment she applauded B. Hussein’s slim margin of victory, traitorously saying she was "especially proud" of the fraud. B. Hussein also frauded our country when he refused to give up his birth certificate -- since he was born in Kenya, not the United States, and is therefore ineligible to be president. If B. Hussein is allowed to be president, then we should also allow The Mighty George Bush to run for a third term. We know libs would never agree to this since W. would shove the Chicago welfare prince into the dishwasher and not let him out ‘til he begs forgiveness.

As for PBR, the Freedom Brothers’ well-researched web log has already documented how racist this former honorable general is. Rush Limbaugh proved it when he said, “Powell Endorsement of Obama Has Everything to do with Race, Elitism…Well, let me say it louder, and let me say it even more plainly. It was totally about race! The Powell endorsement is totally about race."

Unfortunately, conservatives don’t have enough heroes like Limbaugh.

Both Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell are bigots and the very idea that they are not insulted by his presidency, let alone his former-candidacy, has set the African-American movement back to the sixties, when they followed Malcolm X and burned entire blocks of cities.

Al Zawahri also stated that B. Hussein’s election is an American admission of failure. The Freedom Brothers would agree with this had B. Hussein not stolen his “victory” out of the clutches of Once-Future-President McCain. Americans are overwhelmingly in favor of winning the Humanitarian Liberation of Iraq. We refuse to let our boys die for nothing, which they will have done should B. Hussein pull the troops out, though he doesn’t have the authority to do so. He’d never pass security clearance due to his bigoted, terrorist friends and the fact that he reportedly hasn’t quit using drugs and engages in homosexual acts.

We still need Future-President McCain. There is still time. B. Hussein has yet to be inaugurated. We need Future-President McCain to barge into the White House – with or without a tank, with or without artillery – and take back what is his. B. Hussein stole the election. This is plain and simple. Even Al Qaida understands that. We would have taken a hag like Bill Clinton’s Nightmare-Living wife over this racist article of pompousuity, who many sources believe has come from hell to end the world. At least Clinton's wife would have tried – unsuccessfully – to defeat Al Qaida with the help of hatist generals like Wesley Clark and his phony soldiers (actors) at VoteVets.org.

There’s still time to take this thing back. Give America back to the Americans. Tell B. Hussein and his minions of underage Disney Worlders to flee to cowardly France, since it’s not just where they’ve been threatening to move for the past eight Freedomous years, it’s where they belong.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Next on To-Do List: Historic McCain Landslide

Future-President McCain has had the odds stacked against him before.

In 1968, after humiliating, burning, decapitating, and melting the skin off cowardly Vietnamese “soldiers” (with precision), while democrat unshowered tree-huggers on the homefront chanted for his death, Future-President McCain’s plane went down in a North Vietnam lake.

Moments later, with both his arms and legs broken, the Future-President fought off over a dozen Vietnamese shorties, swinging his carcassed arms at them, flailing, kicking, and beating several to deserved-death before he was subdued. Afterwards, one was quoted as saying, translated, “He killed my friends. My son held a gun to his head, yet he kept fighting. It took fifteen men to hold him down.”

Then, after five years of electrocution, water-torture, and handcuffed beatings in a beatled, snaked, cockroached dungeon, Future-President McCain came home to a hero’s welcome. “My friends,” he said down at the local pub, “nothing could have stopped me. Hell, not even the mucus merchants in the liberal media.”

Three-and-a-half decades later, no lightweight Muslim extremist with no voting record – whatsoever – is going to do what hundreds of Vietnamese couldn’t.

B. Hussein, a very good friend of thousands of anti-Semitic, terrorism-loving, America-hating liberals, thinks he’s going to be our next president. It has been well documented over the course of two years that like anti-comedian Al Franken (foolishly running for the Senate in Minnesota), he is unfit for office. B. Hussein is a racist coward. He says he was never a Muslim, yet his father was, and according to Sharia law, if your father is a Muslim, you are a Muslim. In the case of B. Hussein, the words “fundamentalist” and “extremist” could also be used to describe his personal Islam.

New revelations come to light every day about B. Hussein, and it’s been obvious for those of us with a desire to quench our thirst for knowledge, that the United States doesn’t know enough about this traitor. Like we said, some sources call him the anti-Christ from hell, doctoral author Jerome Corsi has proven that the one-time drug addict is still abusing marijuana – or as B. Hussein reportedly calls it, “chronic” – and now a formidable source, Atlas Shrugged, has proven that Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. may not have been B. Hussein’s father at all. His real father is – your suspicions were dead on, Dear Readers – Malcolm X.

And B. Hussein wonders why he’s tanking in the polls.

Courageous Republicans, like Michelle Bachman (who correctly stated that the media needs to begin investigating anti-American liberals), Elizabeth Dole (who correctly stated her opponent, the “Godless” Kay Hagan doesn’t believe in God), and Norm Coleman (who correctly stated that his “opponent” Al Franken laughs at the disabled) are going to lead the Republican-run Senate with a President McCain on January 20.





And the Beautiful Mavericked Iraqi-slaughtering, pork-barrel eliminating Sarah Palin will be at his side, debatically burning liberals houses to the ground while Lil Cal watches her on TV with an alluring eye.

Baby Finley will do a back-flip before he learns to walk. Joe The Plumber is on his way to a million-a-year salary. Untaxed. Un-socialized. Un-redistributed.

Liberty.

These Godless Democrats are nothing. They’re bailing out their friends on Wall Street to make sure they get a spot at their fraternity brother’s and sorority sister’s investment firms because they’re positive they’re getting kicked out of office by an informed American public who laugh daily at B. Hussein’s minions of underage followers, chanting his name because it’s easier than actually coming out and saying: “I want to lose the war in Iraq because I secretly agree with Osama bin Laden.”

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

libs Slime You And Me


In October 2006, Mark Foley, an honorable Florida Republican, was framed for crimes The Freedom Brothes will not detail for the sake of our Freedom-Loving child readers. Just keep in mind, the size of the lie was something that could only be conceived by the Sick liberal rapist mindset. And somehow, it caught on.

We are under no fantastic impression that 2006 was a good year for Congressional Republicans. Many lost their jobs, yet the incoming socialist congress certainly cost America more jobs than America could cost their government servants. But we know 2008 will be different.

Two years of infanticidal bloodbaths, opposition to a Free Iraq, and personally destroying Our Economy have gotten to the heads of Radical democrats. They feel they are invincible. Irrational opposition to American values and adulterous affairs, albeit with a splash of embryonic stem cell eugenicism has shown the American people who these liberal, socialist, elitists really are. And they are being rejected forcefully.

Polls now show Future President John McCain with a commanding lead in crucial battleground states Georgia, Alabama, The Mighty Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee…and the list goes on. And on.

worthless democrats thought they could somehow change the electoral map this year.

They’ve thrown the whole kitchen sink at Former Beauty Queen, Current-Beauty Sarah Palin. They claim she had a role in the firing of her ex- abusive brother-in-law, yet the final report released last Friday shows that the opposite is true. Justice served. As McCain spokesman Meg Stapleton truthfully said Monday, “This Governor did nothing wrong and did nothing unlawful.” End of story.

Yet, B. Hussein, a former leader of vote-suppressing and terrorist-enabling ACORN, is a convict in waiting. He is very, very good friends with several well-known domestic terrorists/murderers like Bill Ayers (the man who ghostwrote his “memoir” of lies, half-truths, and slander), O.J. Simpson, and Chuck Schumer.

In the fall of 1981, Bill Ayers’ wife, Bernadette Dohrn supplied machine guns, grenades, nunchucks, and Vietnam-era fire-bazookas to Radical black panthers in Nanuet, New York, resulting in the Murder of two brave, heroic, Police Officers. Barack Obama knew of the incident beforehand and said nothing. What other autumn attacks on our home soil that killed police officers/firefighters has B. Hussein known about beforehand and/or had a major hand in? One can’t help but wonder.

McCain’s campaign has been accused by the media of riling up his Wonderful Supporters to shout true statements, such as “[B. Hussein Obama]’s a terrorist” and “[B. Hussein regularly commits] treason.” The liberal hatologist slimers at The New York times and The Washington post have mucused these patriots, using them as props, insisting Sarah Palin, who is regularly disrespected as a woman by B. Hussein and “Diapers” Biden, invites statements they baselessly call untruths.

And the media wonders why they’re so out of touch.

Many commenters trolling this site often believe the Freedom Brothers are less than righteous in their factual commentary and well-researched opinion about B. Hussein and his dense apostles (who are often so hung over from drinking, smoking, and raping at fraternity parties, that they are reduced to crawling on all fours to their college classrooms or – worse – sleeping through their classes altogether). They, like their savior, are not ready to lead.

In their most vicious attacks, liberals have done their best to scorn our Heroes. Slandering the Troops, framing Honorable Iraqi-slaughtering senators like David Vitter, Larry Craig, James Inhofe, and Ted Stevens; maligning Praiseworthy Congressmen like Tom Delay and Mark Foley; and falsely-indicting generous Fundraisers like Jack Abramoff. All these men have been framed by Thug-O-Crats and their media darlings. We Americans, like a majority of this Great Country, are voting for Future-President McCain on November 4th, in what is likely the most honorable vote any of us will cast in Our Lifetime. Get ready for the impending landslide, folks.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Lil Cal: An American Watches a Debate


They grow up so fast.

Last night Calvin and I microwaved some popcorn after our steak dinner and daily workout routine. On our punching bag, Calvin has duct-taped a “Bin Laden: Wanted Dead or Alive” poster on one side, and an “Obama '08, Osama '09” poster on the other. Lil Cal knows he needs to bulk up for the impending terrorist attack coming inauguration day should – and this is a far-fetched idea – B. Hussein Obama laughably get “elected” (aka suppress enough proud American voters and lower the voting age to 13 by November 4).

He’s a beautiful boy. “I will never – ever – commit myself to an elitist dumbocratic university classroom, dad,” he often says while punching the lights out of Bin Laden’s monstrous face. Then says: “I want to do this for real.”

And Calvin is just 10.

Later, we cuddled together, on our cloth American-made couch, and scooped butter-drenched popcorn from a great Wal Mart-bought bowl. I hand-fed them to my strapping boy, then changed the channel to Fox News, listening for the tell-tale creak as our backyard satellite shifted into place. “What’s on tonight, Dad?”

Though he was unaware of the evening’s festivities, I didn’t strike him.

“Tonight we get to see the debatic equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and gut a wild Alaskan Moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family.”

I picked up the phone and called the Grizz. “Hey,” he said, “I was just about to call you.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, I was just telling my daughter to get ready for the debatic—”

“--equivalent of inner-manned Sarah Palin stick a bullet between the eyes and then gut a wild Alaskan moose to feed her unique portrait of an American family?” I asked.

“Exactly.”

“Okay, well I don’t want to keep you.”

“Alright Brother, take it easy.”

Calvin knew right away that infant-killing Biden had a bad way about him. As Jonah Goldberg so hilariously said this morning: BS stands for “Biden Says.” Let’s remember, Joe Biden thinks you’re stupid enough to forget about the day his dreams Hindenberged and he was forced to resign from his 1988 presidential campaign. Rightfully, he has since been treated like a freak by his fellow constituents. He wasn’t seen again until the following year, biting the pillow as George H.W. Bush physically assaulted the democrat party on his inauguration day.

As evidenced last night, Biden doesn’t know American foreign policy from his not-so-secret stash of 1970s fetish pornography. He’s a racist and has said on more than one occasion that he hates prosperous, Americanized Indians. He tells them to shove donuts down their throats and drink coffee on the garbaged streets of Wilmington, Delaware, a failed welfare city.

So, my son Calvin: as I looked into his eyes, I could see him burying an electrocuted Iraqi terrorist alive after shoving a medic tube down its throat, half-drowning him, and inflicting pain in what should be legal procedure at Club Gitmo. I dreamed of Calvin body-slamming his democrat enemies on the streets of New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and Washington, D.C. I saw him being an American.

“Wow,” I said as Sarah Palin invoked the Great Ronald Reagan and forced Joey “Diapers” Biden to jump for cover – “There you go again.” When she winked at the camera, she won the vote of every man in America, ashamed of his liberal housewife. Like it or not, when America steps into the voting booth, they’re going to see one candidate – a friend of terrorists, who’s name rhymes with that of a terrorist, who, according to some sources, is the anti-Christ from hell; and a slob – and they’re going to look at the other ticket – a war hero; and beautiful woman with man’s rationale who exclaims “doncha know?” like a patriot.

Who do you think America will choose?

After the debate ended and Joe Biden patted his sweaty forehead, Sarah Palin showed America that she was up to the task and could debate with Putin– because she had just waxed her snowmobile and helicopter with someone as dangerous for America.

I got up off the couch. “You want anything else, son?” I asked.

Calvin had put a pillow over his lap as he stared at slow-mo pictures of Palin while Sean Hannity’s brilliant voice over explained why she had just won the debate so easily. “Just a sec, Dad.”

I smirked. “You get ‘em, Tiger.”

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

WARNING: The Obama Youth Movement


When B. Hussein’s fraudulent campaign dominated Bill Clinton’s wife and sent her packing, Future-President McCain was correct in choosing a woman as his future Vice President. This way, he’d lure Clinton’s Wife’s irrational hate-supporters who admittedly would vote for a woman no matter what. Even a woman as courageous as Palin – who by all standards has the rationality of a confident man, with her position on Roe v. Wade and other social issues – wasn’t enough to turn their hate away from one B. Hussein Obama. And for once, they were correct.

But now B. Hussein has done the unthinkable. He is trying to brainwash Our Children. The children of the future. The ones who will keep our race going. The ones we Love.

Drudge Report, an unbiased, fair, online media news source, recently posted a horrid video of B. Hussein-brainwashed toddlers, singing his praises through song. Many reputable news organizations, including The Freedom Brothers, believe these children are a by-product of the mainstream media’s war on America to turn Our Children into Obama Youth. Click the link to view what B. Hussein has done to Our Children.

This can’t be happening.

Freedom Eagle, once again, invites you on a journey through history.

Beginning in 1922, a group of co-eds known as Hitler-Jugend – or, “Hitler Youth” – sprang up in Deutschland – or, “Germany.” After being disbarred in 1923, they quickly organized underground and became the future foot soldiers in Hitler’s global war to create an Al Gorian-style One World Government where the U.N. taxes its citizens into the poor house, and Gore’s tracking microchips are implanted in us all.

Hitler’s 200,000-person Berlin rallies were littered with his Youth movement, and soon German elders alike came to embrace this young, rising political star. However, no one knew much about him. Even after the global war started with Chamberlin’s appeasement of Hitler in 1939, the world barely knew Hitler. He came with a weak resume, was respected only because of his oratory skills, and continually spoke of change – change to what, the Hitler Youth did not know. It wasn’t until after the American annihilation of Dresden that the Hitler Youth became aware of the full prospect of this “Change” aura.

Tuesday’s Obama Youth video represents much of a disturbing trend going on in America today. Most people are well aware of Barack Obama’s war on America, yet he has paid off pollsters and Diebold to help him in the liberal media’s polls.

America is well-accustomed to seeing his racist, fascist pastor Jeremiah Wright scream “G-d Damn America” in the pulpit, cheered on by the radicals in the pews – Hussein included – yet we are supposed to believe Hussein really earned 18,000,000 primary votes? The Freedom Brothers don’t think so. This is obvious electioneering.

Many reports have cited a not-so-well-known fact that alleges B. Hussein got on stage that somber week of 9/11 and screamed “G-d Damn America” in unison with his racist mentor, whom he has learned everything from. Another reputable attack alleges Hussein and Wright screamed “G-d Damn America” in rounds, with Hussein saying “G-d” as Wright screamed “Damn.” We understand these facts may be disturbing, but they are true, and we only give them to you because we fear for our country.

It’s no surprise that Liberal Fasism – or, “Fascism” – seek to take our children from us. Remember, it was the liberal-minded Herod who sought to kill Jesus Christ, and wiped out an entire village of first-born children to do so. It was liberal fascist Ghandi who refused his wife being administered a cure for her life-ending disease because, he pretended, it was against his religion. And it was Bill Clinton’s Wife’s Husband who struck his veto pen to bills like a dagger to the heart whenever heroic Republican anti-infanticide legislation came to his desk.

But the liberals now see that the American people are against eugenicism just as Republicans are. So democrats have taken the pesky Italian circa 1943 approach – “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” – and are brainwashing those children whom they only wish could have been sucked from the womb with a vacuum cleaner.

Every time we allow liberals to speak, lie, they come closer to power. They’ve been murdering Our Children for a millennia, and this may be our last chance to stop them. Eugenic theory, war zonian wombs, Hitlerian “Super Men” – it’s all borne of the same gospel. Liberals believe white, prosperous people are less than human, and they will always act under the guise of “social change” and “hope” to treat them as such. They will take away your rights, they will tax you into government projects, and they will destroy Our Economy by giving home loans to poor minorities instead of prosperous white men. They want you to be dependent on them. That way, you’ll have no choice but to accept whatever slime they shove down your throat, whatever microchips they forceably implant in your wrists.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Clinton's Wife Supporters -- Now Obliged To Support McCain

Let there be no doubt. Former supporters of Bill Clinton’s wife are now obligated to vote for Future President McCain. If not for America, then for yourself.

B. Hussein Obama could have chosen your hero, a woman whose experience as first lady you trusted, for his running mate. A woman who was brought down in the polls by liberal media sexism and B. Hussein domination. You felt every lash to her back. You cried as she cried, over your hot stove and radioactive microwaves. Her pain was yours.

Yet, instead, he chose a blowhard loudmouth from a tiny liberal state, where genocidal abortion clinics are as accessible and rampant as children’s candy shops. Biden and his ilk are often seen out back eugenic clinics, laughing as once soulful children’s carcai are tossed into a bloody dumpster where, according to Joe Biden and his shameful spawn Beau, “they belong.”

Future President John McCain (a family man), on the other hand, chose hockey momming, terrorist-killing, pork barrel eliminating Sarah Palin. A woman with a man's rationale. Her decision to raise five children and a soon-to-be grandchild (Congratulations Sarah and Bristol! Love, The Freedom Brothers) shows her tenacity in the face of danger. Her daughter, whose future husband loves her without doubt, will be a beacon of hope to every young woman in America, once Future-Vice President Palin is sworn in. The miracle pregnancy was God’s will. You have an obligation to support her.

Sarah Palin has been the Commander-in-Chief of Our Nation’s largest state’s superbly acting, active Alaska National Guard and she overseas its operations. She has gone eye-to-eye with Putin, whose home across the Baltic has been sufficiently stomped by her leadership (as is evidenced by his military’s soon-defeat by Our Ally, Georgia’s, naval forces). Her foreign policy experience and executive leadership outranks that of B. Hussein Obama and Joey Biden put together, by degrees not seen since Reagan waxed his pick-up with our Worst President, “Doll House” Jimmy Carter.

In the prophetic words of Herb Dennenberg this morning in The Bulletin, Philadelphia’s Family Newspaper, “the biased, slime merchants at the New York Times, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the rest of the mainstream media have spent more time vetting and investigating the 17-year old pregnant daughter of Sarah Palin then they have investigating Sen. Barack Obama.”

The media, B. Hussein (and his hate campaign), Joey Biden, PBR, and the rest of the dopers in Washington know they have a problem with Palin, who, former Clinton’s wife supporters, you will now cherish and call one of your own. Otherwise you are hypocrites.

She is pro-life, even in the cases of rape and incest, which are less than .01% of all abortions in red states. She graduated from the blue collared University of Idaho, not an elitist ornament to radicalism, such as Harvard University, where B. Hussein went. She was a governor, not a “community organizer” – an occupation that B. Hussein, according to heroic Mayor Rudy Giuliani, created out of thin air.

Let’s be clear about one thing, Clinton’s wife supporters. The Freedom Brothers have never – never – criticized Bill Clinton’s wife in a way that wasn’t fair to her, or to you. We supported many of her stances as they pertained to a veto-proof Republican majority. We, like most woman-supporting Republicans, have always been on your side. It’s time you join ours.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Governor Palin Unleashes Her Man Within

Americans from sea to shining sea smiled last night as Former Beauty Queen, Current Alaskan Governor, and Future First Female Vice-President Sarah Palin laid waste to her enemies in the democrat party on the second night of the 2008 Republican National Convention. While the esteemed nominee for Vice President is generally given the privilege of speaking on the third and penultimate night of the event, Future President John McCain graciously chose to effectively cancel the first night’s celebration, and instead spend the night bowed in holy prayer as the Republican citizens of the Gulf Coast were terrorized by Hurricane Gustav.

As last night’s festivities began, Mrs. Palin’s fisherman-husband cradled their disabled child. In a nod to Baby Finley, a loving Levi Johnston stood like a man beside his impregnated fiancé, Bristol, manning up to his mistake and making the promise to be the father that B. Hussein Obama’s never was. John McCain bet Mrs. Palin’s beloved first-born son Track fifty dollars that upon the latter's deployment to the Front Lines later this month, he wouldn't succeed in deep-sixing as many of America’s enemies as the Senator did before his brutal incarceration by the Viet Cong.

Rudy Giuliani, best known for saving New York on 9/11 (Never Forget), got the party started by firing up the crowd. Speaking the views of virtually all Americans, he began a “Drill baby drill!” chant, affirming that if John McCain is President, he will burn every inch of American wilderness to the ground before giving another penny to the Islamic world. He proceeded to introduce America’s next Beauty Queen Vice President.

Mrs. Palin turned gender stereotypes upside down as she abused B. Hussein Obama for almost a half hour. She triumphantly accepted her nomination to the cheers of thousands. Hillary Clinton dove for cover as jagged shards of the glass ceiling rained down upon her.

She mocked B. Hussein’s embrace of the sham-global warming movement, screaming to a cheering crowd, "When the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish, after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet?" She pointed out that “[America’s first Black Muslim Presidential Candidate] is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word ‘victory’ except when he's talking about his own campaign.” She emphasized that B. Hussein Obama wants “to [break the back of an innocent] America [under attack by] a dangerous world.” She insinuated that he hopes to see her beloved son on a grainy home video, kneeling without hope at the feet of a bloodthirsty Islamic terrorist.

She went on to smash Joe Biden, the business-as-usual Washington insider who went from decrying the thought of a Hussein presidency, to beaming with glee as the man mouth-kissed his wife on national TV. Biden, who has never owned a penny that wasn’t stolen from the pocket of a hardworking America, has never pulled a trigger for his country.

Sensing the end of the speech approaching, the crowd hushed, solemnly awaiting Mrs. Palin’s last words. They did not disappoint.

“God bless America.”

Mrs. Palin: Let The Grizz speak for America. “May God bless you. Let Freedom Ring.”