Clinton's Wife Supporters -- Now Obliged To Support McCain

Let there be no doubt. Former supporters of Bill Clinton’s wife are now obligated to vote for Future President McCain. If not for America, then for yourself.

B. Hussein Obama could have chosen your hero, a woman whose experience as first lady you trusted, for his running mate. A woman who was brought down in the polls by liberal media sexism and B. Hussein domination. You felt every lash to her back. You cried as she cried, over your hot stove and radioactive microwaves. Her pain was yours.

Yet, instead, he chose a blowhard loudmouth from a tiny liberal state, where genocidal abortion clinics are as accessible and rampant as children’s candy shops. Biden and his ilk are often seen out back eugenic clinics, laughing as once soulful children’s carcai are tossed into a bloody dumpster where, according to Joe Biden and his shameful spawn Beau, “they belong.”

Future President John McCain (a family man), on the other hand, chose hockey momming, terrorist-killing, pork barrel eliminating Sarah Palin. A woman with a man's rationale. Her decision to raise five children and a soon-to-be grandchild (Congratulations Sarah and Bristol! Love, The Freedom Brothers) shows her tenacity in the face of danger. Her daughter, whose future husband loves her without doubt, will be a beacon of hope to every young woman in America, once Future-Vice President Palin is sworn in. The miracle pregnancy was God’s will. You have an obligation to support her.

Sarah Palin has been the Commander-in-Chief of Our Nation’s largest state’s superbly acting, active Alaska National Guard and she overseas its operations. She has gone eye-to-eye with Putin, whose home across the Baltic has been sufficiently stomped by her leadership (as is evidenced by his military’s soon-defeat by Our Ally, Georgia’s, naval forces). Her foreign policy experience and executive leadership outranks that of B. Hussein Obama and Joey Biden put together, by degrees not seen since Reagan waxed his pick-up with our Worst President, “Doll House” Jimmy Carter.

In the prophetic words of Herb Dennenberg this morning in The Bulletin, Philadelphia’s Family Newspaper, “the biased, slime merchants at the New York Times, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the rest of the mainstream media have spent more time vetting and investigating the 17-year old pregnant daughter of Sarah Palin then they have investigating Sen. Barack Obama.”

The media, B. Hussein (and his hate campaign), Joey Biden, PBR, and the rest of the dopers in Washington know they have a problem with Palin, who, former Clinton’s wife supporters, you will now cherish and call one of your own. Otherwise you are hypocrites.

She is pro-life, even in the cases of rape and incest, which are less than .01% of all abortions in red states. She graduated from the blue collared University of Idaho, not an elitist ornament to radicalism, such as Harvard University, where B. Hussein went. She was a governor, not a “community organizer” – an occupation that B. Hussein, according to heroic Mayor Rudy Giuliani, created out of thin air.

Let’s be clear about one thing, Clinton’s wife supporters. The Freedom Brothers have never – never – criticized Bill Clinton’s wife in a way that wasn’t fair to her, or to you. We supported many of her stances as they pertained to a veto-proof Republican majority. We, like most woman-supporting Republicans, have always been on your side. It’s time you join ours.

Governor Palin Unleashes Her Man Within

Americans from sea to shining sea smiled last night as Former Beauty Queen, Current Alaskan Governor, and Future First Female Vice-President Sarah Palin laid waste to her enemies in the democrat party on the second night of the 2008 Republican National Convention. While the esteemed nominee for Vice President is generally given the privilege of speaking on the third and penultimate night of the event, Future President John McCain graciously chose to effectively cancel the first night’s celebration, and instead spend the night bowed in holy prayer as the Republican citizens of the Gulf Coast were terrorized by Hurricane Gustav.

As last night’s festivities began, Mrs. Palin’s fisherman-husband cradled their disabled child. In a nod to Baby Finley, a loving Levi Johnston stood like a man beside his impregnated fiancé, Bristol, manning up to his mistake and making the promise to be the father that B. Hussein Obama’s never was. John McCain bet Mrs. Palin’s beloved first-born son Track fifty dollars that upon the latter's deployment to the Front Lines later this month, he wouldn't succeed in deep-sixing as many of America’s enemies as the Senator did before his brutal incarceration by the Viet Cong.

Rudy Giuliani, best known for saving New York on 9/11 (Never Forget), got the party started by firing up the crowd. Speaking the views of virtually all Americans, he began a “Drill baby drill!” chant, affirming that if John McCain is President, he will burn every inch of American wilderness to the ground before giving another penny to the Islamic world. He proceeded to introduce America’s next Beauty Queen Vice President.

Mrs. Palin turned gender stereotypes upside down as she abused B. Hussein Obama for almost a half hour. She triumphantly accepted her nomination to the cheers of thousands. Hillary Clinton dove for cover as jagged shards of the glass ceiling rained down upon her.

She mocked B. Hussein’s embrace of the sham-global warming movement, screaming to a cheering crowd, "When the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish, after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet?" She pointed out that “[America’s first Black Muslim Presidential Candidate] is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word ‘victory’ except when he's talking about his own campaign.” She emphasized that B. Hussein Obama wants “to [break the back of an innocent] America [under attack by] a dangerous world.” She insinuated that he hopes to see her beloved son on a grainy home video, kneeling without hope at the feet of a bloodthirsty Islamic terrorist.

She went on to smash Joe Biden, the business-as-usual Washington insider who went from decrying the thought of a Hussein presidency, to beaming with glee as the man mouth-kissed his wife on national TV. Biden, who has never owned a penny that wasn’t stolen from the pocket of a hardworking America, has never pulled a trigger for his country.

Sensing the end of the speech approaching, the crowd hushed, solemnly awaiting Mrs. Palin’s last words. They did not disappoint.

“God bless America.”

Mrs. Palin: Let The Grizz speak for America. “May God bless you. Let Freedom Ring.”