Monday, March 30, 2009

In Defense Of Militias

The founders gave us the Second Amendment for a reason.

If ever, a man so evil, so radical, so guilty of treason were to lie, steal, and cheat his way into the White House, the Founders said, then the American People should do what they can to protect themselves from his unnecessary evil.

“But dad,” Lil’ Cal asked me when I drove him home in our pickup truck from the range, “I thought we’re only supposed to use our guns for good.”

I smashed the “Off” button on my Ford’s radio as we listened to Fraudulent “president” B. Hussein Obama give another one of his socialist hate speeches. “We are,” I told my son. “Protecting yourself from spy drones, helicopters, and Waco-style liberal assaults is the reason we're at the range every day.”

Lil’ Cal can’t wait until he’s 17 so he can join the military and saw off Osama Bin Laden’s head, then drink his blood. That you know. What you don’t know is that Lil’ Cal is still too young to understand what it means to protect your homeland from “any enemy, foreign or domestic.”

Our domestic enemies have swarmed around and inside Washington, D.C. like termites, gnawing away at the Constitution as if it were a steak dinner. Timothy Geitner, a tax evader, wants to tell us how to do our taxes while simultaneously unzipping his trousers and forcing it into Uncle Sam’s eyeball.

Eric Holder calls The U.S. a “Nation of cowards” because he hates white people.

Michelle Obama openly states she has never been proud of the country that sent her to school for free on Freedom Eagle’s dime because she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and just happens to be of African descent.

The list goes on. And besides being enablers of Hussein (who, according to reputable websites RedState, Free Republic, and Town Hall, was born in Kenya (his aunt has stated so on several occasions); other reputable websites have informed the public that Hussein is actually the son of Malcolm X; and others have even stated that Hussein has come from hell to end the world in 2012; of course, all of these facts have been covered up by the apocalyptic main stream media), these socialist hatologists have one thing in common: You pay for their meals, their homes, their vacations, and their membership at the gym.

They steal from you.

So, of course they hate you, make fun of you, make you feel like dirt. Metaphysically poke you with hot irons. They think there’s nothing you can do about it.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Michelle Bachman (R-MN) has patriotically called for an “Orderly Revolution” against B. Hussein. On Sean Hannity’s Fox News program, she prophetically stated, “At this point the American people - it's like Thomas Jefferson said, a revolution every now and then is a good thing. We are at the point, Sean, of revolution. And by that, what I mean, an orderly revolution -- where the people of this country wake up get up and make a decision that this is not going to happen on their watch.”

The only thing Freedom Eagle wonders is if Bachman’s call was too late. Glenn Beck has already reported that the Husseininites are building FEMA internment camps all over the US to jail and kill those of us on the right who speak our minds. Al Gore is working on a mass-“Earth Tax” to make Americans pay for their supposed global warming expense – even though “global warming” is fake! Tea Parties all over the country are being shut down by local democrat officials, who turn around and try to punish those Patriotic protestors by taxing them more. Bill Maher is allowed to call our troops “rapists” on HBO every week, and B. Hussein laughs at the retarded.

That’s where the Second Amendment comes in.

Freedom Eagle works hard. But when the Federal government approves a 40% tax on his income, sometimes Lil’ Cal is forced to eat just peanut butter and jelly, cornmeal, and gruel. Meanwhile, the supposed “victims” of Hurricane Katrina are still bathing in caviar, sitting on their lemonade-sipping asses all day, watching themselves on the Maury Povich show.

The Second Amendment is there to keep us safe. It's there so the American people are armed in the face of an attack. Because those who know our history understand there are only three world leaders – ever – who have outlawed firearms: Mao, Hitler, Stalin.

When Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, got home, my tanktop-sporting, mini-skirt wearing wife had made us a rack of lamb. “You boys ready for some meat?” she asked, the steam from the lamb moistening the white cotton over her chest.

I looked down at my son. “Cal?”

“Yes, Pa?”

“Go put on that Branch Davidians-Waco documentary I got for you. I’ll tell you when you can come back in. But just so you know, dinner might be a little cold tonight. Okay?”

He looked at his mom, bent over the kitchen table, toward us, then back at me. He put his hand up for a high-five. “You get ‘er, Pa.”

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

you know what is so funny about your posts? Its the same stuff every time. Hate. Funneled thought. Flirtacious racism. Anti-reason. Full-on-conservatism. The best part is that I can guarantee that you have never traveled outside of the U.S. Or better yet, out of your own hell. Have you signed up for the tea party yet? Are you going to burn my college books? The problem with that is that I am in South America right now, learning a language that is spoken in the United States. Reading books written by authors with four times the I.Q. and mental capacity thanyour bloodline. You and your kkk brothers should haved drowned in the gene pool. Seriously, it would do us all better. Even the republicans who can think straight.

....education really is the key. Yeah, I voted for Obama. I am white. I speak spanish. And my parents are republicans who voted for Obama. My state, Indiana, who has voted for a republican since 1964 in presidential elections, saw through republican bullshit from McCain and Palin - people who you praise - and helped put Obama in office. Man, can i say that again? Obama in office.

The ironic thing about you and your kkk brothers who "preach" the word of jesus is that jesus wouldn't agree with you today. Do you really understand what Jesus stood for? He didn't condemn the romans. HE ASKED GOD TO FORGIVE THEM. Jesus was a man who preached understanding, compassion and acceptance of those in the world.

The real ironic thing about your hate against Islam is that the muslim, jewish and christian faith are intertwined. The koran acknowledges Jesus as a prophet. Acknowledges Abraham. And the best part? Mohammed is not the son of god. He is just a prophet sent by God.

So, if you look at it in a broader, world view. God sent messengers to the world for people who couldnt grasp the "way" of another prophet because of past predicaments.

Please, educate yourself.

Anonymous said...

Me again. I love how you have a Hall of enemies.

You really have a slim world view. A lot of those people fought for their people...just like you claim to do. Did you know that Batista, the U.S. placed Dictator in Cuba took the land from underneath the peoples feet. Sold it to multinational companies. Taxed his people to death. Human rights? Non existent. Killed his "own." Well, obviously not his. Because the only ppl who fought beside him was the U.S. backed military. All of Cuba fought against Batista.

The people from muslim countries you got up there...They hate us because we have been bombing their children, wives, brothers, moms, dads, cousins, sisters for many, many years. If I lived in those places, I WOULD HATE THE U.S. ALSO. Matter of fact...i have a little bit of anti-american policy too. For one - I am a citizen in a country that rapes economically feable countries. Destroys countries that cannot defend themselves and overthrows dictators in which they put into power. You hate a government that is too strong domestically. Imagine living in their country. A country that controls your own country? Thats bullshit and so are you.

Freedom Eagle said...

Anonymous:

Your cowardly tirade evidences what the Freedom Brothers have been preaching for years. You claim you are "educated", but to the left, "education" simply means hating your country of origin for bringing peace to citizens across the world for centuries.

You believe you know things about The Grizz and I, or, as you said my "KKK brother", yet you live in a South American shanty town on your parents' dime, drinking, drugging, and -- very likely -- employing diseased Brazillian prostitutes just so you can one day come back to the country of birth you hate so, and spread that disease to a young American girl who's inevitably passed out due to the ruffie you slipped in her drink.

Here at Freedom Brothers, we deal in facts, not name-calling. That's why several conservative magazines and websites have featured us as "Blog of the Week" - "Month" - "Year." You and your mindless attitude that promotes reading Spanish books and denouncing your country is so typical, Freedom Eagle did not even need to respond to this putrid comment.

To answer your question, yes. Freedom Eagle and his son, Calvin, will be attending our local Tea Party. We will be there with a flag, denouncing our fraudulent, Kenyan-born socialist White House stealer. And we'll do it with honor. If you get Fox News down there, please, turn on the tube (that is, if you're not raping one of your dozens of prostitutes) and perhaps you will see us making the Founders proud.

Yours in Freedom,
Freedom Eagle

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...this is comedy.

Not one of my dollars is from my parents - but rather scholarships and grants from outside resources. And the assumption that I am living in a shanty town because im in South America just proves how much you really know about the world beyond your front yard.

I don't hate the country of the United States at all, in fact, I am one of many voters who have taken the step to create a bridge between the english speaking and spanish speaking populations to create the possibility that as a large community, we will be able to prosper together. What I hate are the foreign policies that are unilateral. What I hate are the people in the U.S. that only believe that they are patriots because they promote unilateralism. You couldn't make it for a week in a foreign country that looks at the U.S. with distrust. The only thing I have down is take into consideration a feeling of hatred toward the U.S. outside of her borders and why it is that way. Obama is right, we do need to change because if this feeling continues growing, our national security WILL be at risk even more. That is why every serious political pundant has laughed at Dick Cheney's comments about us being less safe. Actually, when one promotes the golden rule abroad (treat people the way you want to be treated --- holy shit the hypocrisy) then a feeling of respect will occur. This golden rule is preached all the time in the U.S., but it's comical that the Democratic presidents make it a mantra. Republican presidents have only lived under cowboy rules...and look at where we are at now. You know...Pastor Jeremiah Wright was right. The chickens did come home to roost.

And, when you say "facts" do you mean "point of view"? Because your "freedom bringing" policies have been dropping bombs and innocent civilians in 3rd world countries for decades. Your "freedom bringing" policies have been economically raping countries like Mexico..and no wonder so many people cross the border in search of a better life in the country that is robbing every economic resource that their country of origin has. Look at corn substities. The U.S. can grow and ship corn to small towns in mexico for a cheaper price than what a farmer can grow his own for. That, my friend, does not bring peace. That only creates resentment.

And you say my posts were full of name calling? Okay, fair but at least prove to me that you are not what i have called you. Additionally, your comment is full of assumptions. That just makes an ass out of you, not me. Your assumption that just because I am a college student that I would use a ruffie to get into some girls pants just goes to show your narrow minded perspective on people. Or, that I would hire a Brazilian prostitute...oh, you mean like John McCain did, right? Haha...it just gets better with you.


And another thing. My "mindless" attitude (who is brewing name calling kool-aid round here?) that promotes reading spanish books...well, for one, I don't promote anything other than my family. There is a vast amount of knowledge and cultural views in these books. And due to the fact that you do not read (assumption) outside of your political and religious viewpoints, you would (subjunctively speaking) have a perspective that promotes racism and misunderstanding.

And for the whole Kenyan born thing...have any of you, at least one of you, taken into account that federal courts have reviewed his birth certificate and have already ruled on the authenticity of it? Or, do you still promote stubbornness and narrow minded thinking and an inability to accept the truth.

Fear the mule.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...this is comedy.

Not one of my dollars is from my parents - but rather scholarships and grants from outside resources. And the assumption that I am living in a shanty town because im in South America just proves how much you really know about the world beyond your front yard.

I don't hate the country of the United States at all, in fact, I am one of many voters who have taken the step to create a bridge between the english speaking and spanish speaking populations to create the possibility that as a large community, we will be able to prosper together. What I hate are the foreign policies that are unilateral. What I hate are the people in the U.S. that only believe that they are patriots because they promote unilateralism. You couldn't make it for a week in a foreign country that looks at the U.S. with distrust. The only thing I have down is take into consideration a feeling of hatred toward the U.S. outside of her borders and why it is that way. Obama is right, we do need to change because if this feeling continues growing, our national security WILL be at risk even more. That is why every serious political pundant has laughed at Dick Cheney's comments about us being less safe. Actually, when one promotes the golden rule abroad (treat people the way you want to be treated --- holy shit the hypocrisy) then a feeling of respect will occur. This golden rule is preached all the time in the U.S., but it's comical that the Democratic presidents make it a mantra. Republican presidents have only lived under cowboy rules...and look at where we are at now. You know...Pastor Jeremiah Wright was right. The chickens did come home to roost.

And, when you say "facts" do you mean "point of view"? Because your "freedom bringing" policies have been dropping bombs and innocent civilians in 3rd world countries for decades. Your "freedom bringing" policies have been economically raping countries like Mexico..and no wonder so many people cross the border in search of a better life in the country that is robbing every economic resource that their country of origin has. Look at corn substities. The U.S. can grow and ship corn to small towns in mexico for a cheaper price than what a farmer can grow his own for. That, my friend, does not bring peace. That only creates resentment.

And you say my posts were full of name calling? Okay, fair but at least prove to me that you are not what i have called you. Additionally, your comment is full of assumptions. That just makes an ass out of you, not me. Your assumption that just because I am a college student that I would use a ruffie to get into some girls pants just goes to show your narrow minded perspective on people. Or, that I would hire a Brazilian prostitute...oh, you mean like John McCain did, right? Haha...it just gets better with you.


And another thing. My "mindless" attitude (who is brewing name calling kool-aid round here?) that promotes reading spanish books...well, for one, I don't promote anything other than my family. There is a vast amount of knowledge and cultural views in these books. And due to the fact that you do not read (assumption) outside of your political and religious viewpoints, you would (subjunctively speaking) have a perspective that promotes racism and misunderstanding.

And for the whole Kenyan born thing...have any of you, at least one of you, taken into account that federal courts have reviewed his birth certificate and have already ruled on the authenticity of it? Or, do you still promote stubbornness and narrow minded thinking and an inability to accept the truth.

Fear the mule.

006 said...

People like you are the reason foreigners hate this country to damn much. I think they should pass a law stating that mentally retarded hillbillies should not be allowed access to the internet.

The description of your wife made me gag, as did the implied event that took place afterward. Did she shave her beard? Is that why you "bent her (him) over the table" and began to get freaky right in front of your son? But it already seems he knows what you're doing, since he supposedly said "You get 'er, pa." How, i wonder, does he know what you are doing? Has he seen you do it before? This would be considered pedophilia, and your redneck ass would get thrown in jail - where it belongs.

Try actually joining the military, or is the concept of leaving America too hard for you? Would you last a day without your beer and your pickup truck? Would you get shot while acting like a real-life G.I. Joe? Hopefully.

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