B. Hussein Called Out For Terrorist Ties

Somewhere in Iraq, a terrorist is jumping up and down, enraged in euphoria at the news of five brave American heroes reportedly killed by one of his comrades in a cowardly suicide mission.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, Taliban fighters are wetting themselves with jubilation. They’re saying, “All we have to do is wait it out a little longer. In less than a year, we can begin our offensive again. Because a terrorist-appeaser will be in power.”

Somewhere in an Iraqi village, a small child is crying because while President Bush would never betray Iraq by pulling our troops out of the liberated country, the prospects of a “President Obama” would.

This weekend, Rep. Steve King spoke truth to power when he said terrorists would “be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11th,” should B. Hussein Obama, known liberal hatist, terrorist sympathizer, Che Guevera worshipper, son of a secular mother who hated white people, become president.

The terrorists are on the run. The surge has worked wonders and Iraq has turned the corner in establishing its young democracy. The people of Iraq are kissing the feet of Our President, George Bush for giving them the government they always wanted and eliminating their tyrant dictator.

After America found the weapons of destruction in Iraq, we sent the world a message: No one can ever doubt a country that has always been good, always done good, for people of all races, ethnicities, and countries-of-origin. Liberals will try to stop America from doing good for her allies, but she always prevailed.

We liberated over 200 countries since World War II, including South Korea, South Vietnam (despite what the liberals want you to believe), Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya.

Somewhere in Afghanistan, in an underground bunker, Osama cannot wait for his not-so-distant cousin to assume the American presidency so, together, they can detonate the dirty bomb in American cities, from coast-to-coast.

But, somewhere in Iowa, Representative King is informing the public, saying, “[B. Hussein Obama’s] middle name does matter. It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world, it has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict.”

Somewhere in Arizona, Senator McCain is polishing his glock. If he has to take out bin Laden himself, he will.