Tuesday, February 12, 2008

America's Revenge: 9/11 Terrorists to Be Killed

The Freedom Brothers are happy to rally media reports that six of the foreign savages responsible for the blackest day in American history will be tried by military commission, convicted and finally killed. Unfortunately, it currently remains unclear whether Freedom Eagle and the Grizz will be allowed by the U.S. government to attend the execution and subsequently dance on the monsters' graves.

Air Force Brig. Gen. Thomas W. Hartmann announced to a jubilant America that the Pentagon is in the final stages of planning the nation's first military tribunal since numerous subjugated Nazis were exterminated in 1947. The trial is expected to be carried out in a facility located at the tropical prison in Guantanamo.

The six men include 9/11 mastermind khalid sheik mohammed, who will finally get the martyrdom he has so longed for. He and the others have been charged with the "crime of conspiracy and with the separate substantive offenses of murder in violation of the law of war, attacking civilians, attacking civilian objects, intentionally causing serious bodily injury, destruction of property in violation of the law of war, terrorism and material support to terrorism." Rap sheets like that, by the Grizz's calculation, place them somewhere between Bill Clinton and Marion Barry on the criminality scale.

Our President, George W. Bush, hopes to have Freedom ringing in the terrorists' ears by the time War Hero John McCain assumes the Presidency next January.

In the coming months, stay with Freedom Eagle and the Grizz for all the breaking news, as well as our hard-hitting, All-American commentary.

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