Terrorists Forced to Wait in Long Lines at the DMV

Suicide bombers in San Francisco now have one less thing to worry about: getting carded at the entrance to the night club. Reuter’s reports that the City by the Bay is now offering photo identification to residents – regardless of whether they’re hard-working Americans from California, hard-drug traffickers from Chihuahua or battle-hardened veterans from the Chechen War. This scheme was backed by the city’s Board of Supervisors 10 – 1, making it the largest municipality to embrace this insane pattern of legalization-of-illegality to date.

San Francisco’s sham of a mayor, Gavin Newsome, has actually admitted that he would not allow city officials and employees to assist immigration raids by federal authorities seeking people who had committed crimes or disregarded deportation orders. At first, this proposition frightened me, but I came to the conclusion that if San Franciscans (approximately 2% of whom actually identify themselves as living in a homosexual household) aren’t man enough to even nominally fight terror and illegal employment, they probably aren’t man enough to break down a door.

The most horrifying part of this news is that this isn’t even as bad as it gets. Eliot Spitzer, governor of fortified left-wing bastion New York, has proposed a law permitting terrorists to legally drive themselves to the airport.

What’s next?