Idiot to Campaign for Loser in Three States

Spotlight hog Oprah Winfrey will hit the campaign trail for wet blanket Hussein Obama next month, the Boston Globe reported today. Despite polls showing that aside from delusional maniac Ron Paul, the vast majority of republican candidates will crush any Democrat in the general election, the gazillionaire exploitationist will stake her reputation on endorsing the future political graveyard occupant. Winfrey is an outspoken left-wing "feminist", which actually makes her decision more surprising - intuitively, one would have thought she'd come out supporting Bill Clinton's Wife.

Winfrey has built a multi-million woman following across North America by alternately playing off females' sense of inadequacy and skewering easy targets like scam artist James Frey. This time around, she suprisingly chose not to take the easy way out, instead turning to a man facing likely humiliation before he even has the chance to face a Republican. She must be listening to that little voice in her head.

It's saying, "Hey, you never know."

Unfortunately, this isn't some lottery commercial. This is the United States of America - a conservative country that values actual values, not the perspective of wishy-washy ex-drug abusers. Still, Oprah has made humongous sums of money off of people like Hussein, so it makes sense, unlike so much of the liberal agenda.